Here he is as he was on public display in Syracuse, NY, in 1869.
Hoaxes come and hoaxes go. They never stop coming.
Here’s one of the more popular efforts of the 19th century:
True, hoaxes today are bigger and better than ever (think Climbit Change), and the rich and powerful dirt-bags who produce them get even more rich and powerful.
Well, it’s a fallen world, isn’t it?
“Honest, the cat did it!”
John Kerry’s out there, the former prime minister of New Zealand is out there, calling for the erasure of the First Amendment–like freedom is just a luxury we can’t afford right now and we’re all gonna die unless an all-powerful government “saves” us from Climbit Change, etc., etc.
Really, there has to be something wrong with you if you believe any of these shysters. They want to enslave us. They’ve always wanted to enslave us. They’ve worked for it for centuries. For millenia, even. And they never stop. Just a bunch of playground bullies writ large.
And millions of voters will consent to being bullied.
Giant birds aren’t the only thing that’s gone extinct in New Zealand.
Quotes that will live in infamy! Let’s start with this one.
“We cannot let free speech get in the way of fighting Climate Change.”
Also spracht Jacinda Ardean, former prime minister (!) of New Zealand, now with a cushy berth at Harvard , now and then addressing the United Nations.
“Hey, sorry about those concentration camps–but we’re fightin’ Climbit Change! Freedom of speech is just a luxury, y’know! A luxury we can’t afford just now.”
And next thing you know, the whole Bill of Rights is in the shredder.
Do people, any people, actually want this? I’m afraid to find the answer to that question.
It’s raining money!
Do these people get elected without massive lying and cheating? If you can say “Yes” with a straight face, get help soon.
Do they even know what they’re talking about, when they toss around “trillion dollars” like it was a magic word? Do they know where the money comes from? Do they care?
It comes from you, America–and they will suck it out of your blood and take it out of your hide.
But anything to Save The Planet!
Yum, yum, live crickets! Approved by the World Economic Forum!
One of the disadvantages of being governed by people who despise you is, they push policies designed to mess up the lives of normal people–and bring us normals into contempt. Here is one of their ongoing campaigns.
They say we (not themselves) have gotta eat bugs to Save The Planet. Of course, the real reason is to give Obama, Pelosi, and Kerry something to laugh at–us. “Hee-haw! Did you see what we just got those peasants to do!”
Governed by people who hate us: pray the Lord will put it right.
And get to work to bring it down.
Next time you want a glass of milk, zillionaire Bill Gates thinks you ought to swill a “dairy alternative” which he calls “Entomilk,” made from the larvae of black soldier flies.
Just what we needed–a new Lord of the Flies.
But we gotta do this, see, because ordinary dairy products, like cows’ milk, are gonna Wreck The Planet: so we have to eat and drink bugs to Save The Planet.
Mmm, mmm! Makes your mouth water, doesn’it it?
The only reason I can think of for trying to get the plebs to eat and drink fly larvae is that they despise us and want to humiliate us. You are not going to see John Kerry guzzling down a nice tall glass of maggot milk.
One more stolen election, and it’s “Bottoms up!” for us.
Glug-glug-glug! (“Maybe next time you’ll obey us!!!”)
Oh, no! It’s summertime, and you know what that means.
Climbit Change! Give government absolute power over your lives, or be drownded by Global Warming Sea Level Rise Inc.!
Somehow this End O’ the World scenario has morphed into the best thing that ever happened to the Far Left Crazy. They have these titillating fantasies of watching everybody else die while they survive–“We toldja, we toldja, toldja all about Climbit Change and you didn’t listen!” Serves you right for not obeying. And to think we coulda had John Effing Kerry for our president!
(“Serves you right, you Haters!”)
Climbit Change and Global Warming! Get rid of ALL fossil fuels by 2030!
Or else!
So they vandalized Stonehenge. Yeah. That’ll show ’em.
Climate Cultists Vandalize 3,500 Year-Old Rock Formations at Stonehenge to Battle Global Warning
Please ignore that “rock formations” stuff. Stonehenge is a monument. People in prehistoric Britain created it on purpose. And now morons have vandalized it on purpose, with orange spray paint.
And they warn the rest of us they’re gonna “resist” until they get what they want. So we’d better cave in and give it to ’em.
Just Stop Oil, this bunch calls themselves.
Why do we tolerate this? Where does it say we have to?
Three and a half millenia, Stonehenge has stood. It was already ancient when the Romans came to Britain. Now we can wonder whether it’ll still be here in 2030.
Are they still trying to establish “Climate Change” (nee “Global Warming”) as a kind of Unified Field Theory of what we may laughingly call progressive thought?
Well, hell’s bells, why would they ever give it up?
Everything feeds back to Climbit Chainge: all roads lead to Rome. It’s the whole freakin’ planet, man! That’s why we need a Unified Climate Policy so we can control the earth’s climate–you know, that one single Climate that the whole world has–and fine-tune it just so–
Blah-blah-blah…
What did they spray at this guy to make him go away–and where can we buy some?
“Beto” was running for president when he made this prediction. We haven’t seen or heard from him lately. In fact, it’s been years.
Ooh-ooh! The Climbit Change Meanies must’ve got him! His arithmetic was a dead giveaway. Follow the trail of nonsense liberally strewn throughout his political career.
So where is “Beto”? He stepped off the train from Phonyland, made a few speeches, and then just disappeared.
Where do we buy whatever was sprayed at him to make him go away?