Tag: climate change scam

Global Warming, Eh?

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Dadburned SUVs! If it ain’t global warming, it’s an ice age!

I thought all the world’s glaciers were supposed to be melting due to [impolite sound] “global warming,” aka “climate change.” But at the same time, “earth’s most dangerous (?) glacier is gaining ice” (https://dailygalaxy.com/2025/07/earth-most-dangerous-glacier-gaining-ice/).

Three glaciers seem to be merging into one in the Karakoram Mountains of central Asia. Scientists say they don’t know why.

Y’know, we did have ice ages once upon a time, the last one ending some ten thousand-plus years ago. No more woolly mammoths, no more sabretooth tigers. And fossils tell us of several ice ages at various times in earth history, going back practically to the beginning.

So some glaciers are melting… and some are not. It’s starting to sound like the Pleistocene Epoch (cave men, et al). Could it be that ice ages have always featured in earth’s history and our peerless leaders can’t make it stop? That they’re just using the threat of climate change [another impolite noise] to gain more control over us, and more wealth and power for themselves?

Oh, heck no! Right?

UN: ‘Jail the Climate Skeptics!’

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What? You don’t believe in Climbit Change? And you say so… and people listen?

Well, it’s jail for you, buckaroo! The United Nations says so (https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/energy/activists-call-climate-skepticism-be-outlawed-and-experts-say-it-shows)!

The UN’s “climate activists” have called for climate skeptics to be “outlawed” for spreading “misinformation” (Note: It’s OK when they do it). These are the UN’s “experts,” and they want to make sure everybody–yes, everybody–will Form The Right Opinion. Or else.

Oh–and they want to ban the use of petroleum by 2030.

Shame on us if we give them any more money. Let’s urge President Trump–just another climate skeptic, eh?–to cut off the funds now. We need the United Nations like we need a hole in the head.

“A Lesson to the Credulous’ (2013)

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Here he is as he was on public display in Syracuse, NY, in 1869.

Hoaxes come and hoaxes go. They never stop coming.

Here’s one of the more popular efforts of the 19th century:

A Lesson to the Credulous: The Cardiff Giant

True, hoaxes today are bigger and better than ever (think Climbit Change), and the rich and powerful dirt-bags who produce them get even more rich and powerful.

Well, it’s a fallen world, isn’t it?

‘Acting Guilty’ (2015)

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“Honest, the cat did it!”

John Kerry’s out there, the former prime minister of New Zealand is out there, calling for the erasure of the First Amendment–like freedom is just a luxury we can’t afford right now and we’re all gonna die unless an all-powerful government “saves” us from Climbit Change, etc., etc.

Acting Guilty

Really, there has to be something wrong with you if you believe any of these shysters. They want to enslave us. They’ve always wanted to enslave us. They’ve worked for it for centuries. For millenia, even. And they never stop. Just a bunch of playground bullies writ large.

And millions of voters will consent to being bullied.

‘Down With Free Speech? Really?’

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Giant birds aren’t the only thing that’s gone extinct in New Zealand. 

Quotes that will live in infamy! Let’s start with this one.

“We cannot let free speech get in the way of fighting Climate Change.”

Down with Free Speech? Really?

Also spracht Jacinda Ardean, former prime minister (!) of New Zealand, now with a cushy berth at Harvard , now and then addressing the United Nations.

“Hey, sorry about those concentration camps–but we’re fightin’ Climbit Change! Freedom of speech is just a luxury, y’know! A luxury we can’t afford just now.”

And next thing you know, the whole Bill of Rights is in the shredder.

Do people, any people, actually want this? I’m afraid to find the answer to that question.

‘Dem: Spend $10 *Trillion*on ‘Climate Change’ (2019)

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It’s raining money!

Do these people get elected without massive lying and cheating? If you can say “Yes” with a straight face, get help soon.

Dem: Spend $10 *Trillion* on ‘Climate Change’

Do they even know what they’re talking about, when they toss around “trillion dollars” like it was a magic word? Do they know where the money comes from? Do they care?

It comes from you, America–and they will suck it out of your blood and take it out of your hide.

But anything to Save The Planet!

‘They Keep Wanting Us to Eat Bugs’ (2022)

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What Are The Most Important Pros And Cons Of Eating Insects?

Yum, yum, live crickets! Approved by the World Economic Forum!

One of the disadvantages of being governed by people who despise you is, they push policies designed to mess up the lives of normal people–and bring us normals into contempt. Here is one of their ongoing campaigns.

They Keep Wanting Us to Eat Bugs

They say we (not themselves) have gotta eat bugs to Save The Planet. Of course, the real reason is to give Obama, Pelosi, and Kerry something to laugh at–us. “Hee-haw! Did you see what we just got those peasants to do!”

Governed by people who hate us: pray the Lord will put it right.

And get to work to bring it down.

Yum, Yum! Bill Gates Pushes Maggot Milk

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Next time you want a glass of milk, zillionaire Bill Gates thinks you ought to swill a “dairy alternative” which he calls “Entomilk,” made from the larvae of black soldier flies.

Bill Gates Launches ‘Maggot Milk’ to Feed General Public

Just what we needed–a new Lord of the Flies.

But we gotta do this, see, because ordinary dairy products, like cows’ milk, are gonna Wreck The Planet: so we have to eat and drink bugs to Save The Planet.

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Mmm, mmm! Makes your mouth water, doesn’it it?

The only reason I can think of for trying to get the plebs to eat and drink fly larvae is that they despise us and want to humiliate us. You are not going to see John Kerry guzzling down a nice tall glass of maggot milk.

One more stolen election, and it’s “Bottoms up!” for us.

‘For the Climate Change Crowd, a Question’ (2019)

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Glug-glug-glug! (“Maybe next time you’ll obey us!!!”)

Oh, no! It’s summertime, and you know what that means.

Climbit Change! Give government absolute power over your lives, or be drownded by Global Warming Sea Level Rise Inc.!

For the Climbit Change Crowd, a Question

Somehow this End O’ the World scenario has morphed into the best thing that ever happened to the Far Left Crazy. They have these titillating fantasies of watching everybody else die while they survive–“We toldja, we toldja, toldja all about Climbit Change and you didn’t listen!” Serves you right for not obeying. And to think we coulda had John Effing Kerry for our president!

(“Serves you right, you Haters!”)

Idiots Vandalize Stonehenge

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Climbit Change and Global Warming! Get rid of ALL fossil fuels by 2030!

Or else!

So they vandalized Stonehenge. Yeah. That’ll show ’em.

Climate Cultists Vandalize 3,500 Year-Old Rock Formations at Stonehenge to Battle Global Warning

Please ignore that “rock formations” stuff. Stonehenge is a monument. People in prehistoric Britain created it on purpose. And now morons have vandalized it on purpose, with orange spray paint.

And they warn the rest of us they’re gonna “resist” until they get what they want. So we’d better cave in and give it to ’em.

Just Stop Oil, this bunch calls themselves.

Why do we tolerate this? Where does it say we have to?

Three and a half millenia, Stonehenge has stood. It was already ancient when the Romans came to Britain. Now we can wonder whether it’ll still be here in 2030.