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‘Study’ Calls for More ‘Climate Change’ in Movies

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See? The public loves Climbit Change! Ask any brainless protester.

Do you feel short-changed when you go to a movie and the movie just tells you a story, without browbeating its audience about Important Woke Issues? If you do–well, help is on the way!

According to a “study” done by heaven knows who–it was led by an English professor at some collidge that I never heard of–movie audiences want much, much more Climbit Change hysteria in all kinds of movies (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hollywood-movies-rarely-reflect-climate-041710800.html). The “study” reports, with chagrin, that only 10% of current movies carry Climbit Change commercials.

They also talked to some guy who miraculously got a job as a “director of sustainability.” You know the public passionately wants to hear from him!

Come on, now–what good is a movie that doesn’t beat you over the head with Far Left Crazy’s favorite shibboleths? How can you even make a movie that doesn’t sound the alarm for Climbit Change? There oughta be a law. All those superheroes–and they’re just letting the climate go to pot.

Donald Trump needs to be put on trial for this. I mean, while we’re at it. Leave no tern unstoned.

Is this 99.99% pure crapola, or does Yahoo.com just do a really crummy job of reporting?

No way to tell, is there?

‘Climate Change’ Alarmism: Pure Ca-Ca

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Glug-glug-glug! We’re all gonna drown because of Climbit Change! More power to the government!

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.)

The Far Left is scratching its head over its inability to weed out “Climate Change denialism” (https://www.dukechronicle.com/article/2024/04/041824-narain-climate-change-disbelief). Why don’t people believe in Climbit Change–the great boogie-man of our age?

Sheesh! Let me count the ways! Or don’t I have the space to do that here?

*Everybody knows (except college professors) that the earth’s climates always fluctuate and have always done so. Ice Age, anybody? Remember when they were trying to scare us with the new Ice Age?

*Dukechronicle.com cites a “distrust in… all of science as a whole.” (Remember the equation: Science + Politics = Politics.) They link this to “a distrust in people.” Not just any people, says I. Many of us can’t trust Democrats under any circumstances, and Democrats are the ones pushing Climbit Change. They do it to get their grubby hands on our money and to accrue power to themselves at our expense.

Forsooth, there is “a broken relationship between the ivory tower–” another crowd pushing Climbit Change for all they’re worth–“and very much the rest of the world.”

*If you trust the colleges and universities, there’s something wrong with you.

They’ve been hitting us over the head with their alarmism for years now, every day. If they had their way, they’d set up re-education camps for those of us who doubt their word. And they still can’t close the deal! You’d think that’d tell them something, wouldn’t you?

Takeaway lesson: Never, never, never give in to Far Left Crazy.

We’ll be very, very sorry if we do.

 

‘Warming’ My A**!

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Calloo, callay, O frabjous day! Our heat came on while we were at the store–after a whole weekend of us freezing our kiesters off. “Okay, they’ve left–we can do some heating now. We can always conk out again this evening!”

This morning it was warmer outdoors than it was in our living room. By “warmer” I mean “less freakin’ cold.” Cold enough for the ink to flow out of the ballpoint pen only with great difficulty.

It’s not very restful to “sleep”, if we may call it that, while shivering. Before I write anything else, I’m going to have to find a sunny spot and sit there for a while See yiz later!

 

More Climbit Chainge!

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And it’s only a week till Easter?

Here in central New Jersey, just a week before Easter, we are freezing our nouns off. There’s been no heat in our building this weekend: couple that, yesterday, with a hard rain that was coming down too fast to freeze.

But still the freedom-eaters are out there babbling about global warming and Climbit Chainge, better pay higher taxes, give up your gas stoves, give up your cars… and you know we’ll take such good care of you! We can’t stop nuisance phone calls, but we sure as shinola can control the planet’s natural processes. And if you don’t believe it, we’ll toss you into prison!

It feels like winter here today. Old Man Winter forgot his hat and has come back to retrieve it.

Excuse me while I put on another layer of clothing.

Stupidworld! Dogs + Cats = Climbit Change

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There are days when the nooze is just so chock-full of ****, I can’t take anymore.

For instance: did you know our cats and dogs are among the chief culprits for galloping Climbit Change? Well, you would’ve known it if you were listening to the babble coming out of the World Economic Forum and the rest of that crowd (https://thehighwire.com/editorial/climate-change-war-is-the-problem-not-dogs-and-cats/). Eatin’ all that pet food, dontcha know. And blah-blah-blah.

Hmm… Which group has contributed more to centuries of human health and happiness? Cats and dogs? Or mouth-farting globalist fat-heads? If you had to choose between keeping one group or the other, which would it be?

I can’t even imagine a cat or a dog as useless as a globalist.

And that’s that for nooze today!

Ford Loses Billions on EV’s

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Don’t forget those lithium battery fires that blow up when you least expect it!

Despite the Biden administration’s pressure and patronage, the Ford Motor Co. recently announced it had lost $4.7 billion on EV’s in 2023 (https://redstate.com/benkew/2024/02/07/ford-announces-billions-in-losses-on-electric-vehicle-range-worse-than-even-expected-n2169794). They had predicted a loss of $4.53 billion, so this was worse.

Never mind! says Ford’s CFO: “We’re moving in the right direction.” The quote brings to mind Custer at the Little Bighorn shouting “We’ve got ’em now, boys!”

Meanwhile, General Motors has abandoned its plan to manufacture 400,000 EV’s by mid-2024.

My prediction: most people will cling to their gas-powered cars as long as they can, rather than spend a fortune on a new electric car.

Remember–this is being done for an altogether silly made-up reason: Electric cars, dangerous and costly lithium batteries and all, are needed to fight Climbit Change!

Never mind Climbit Change. We need regime change.

Did Climbit Change Kill Off Giant Apes?

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Couldn’t they get the little apes, like the one in the picture, to pick their fruit for them?

Let’s educate ourselves by watching TV news!

NBC News has reported on Chinese research that claims that the world’s giant apes, ten feet tall, went extinct because of Climate Change that had a fatal result: they “couldn’t reach their favorite fruits” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/you-cant-make-this-up-nbc-news-claims/). Scientists know this creature as Gigantopithecus and say it went extinct some 300,000 years ago–again, due to Climate Change.

Whoa! Say what?? You mean cars, gas stoves, air conditioning, and toilet paper didn’t cause that Climbit Change disaster? Poor Gigantopithecus! If only they’d been smart enough to invent ladders!

Thousands and thousands of prehistoric species had to live with innumerable Climbit Change episodes, and many thousands of species, and whole groups of animals (like dinosaurs) have gone extinct without being pushed over the edge by us. Why, it’s enough to tempt you into believing climates change all the time, all throughout Earth’s history. And just maybe we can’t control it, no matter how much power is handed over to stupid and tyrannical governments.

(“But it must be true, I saw it on TV!”)

‘Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?’ (2019)

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They won’t be happy till they devour our liberty.

Just four years ago, some U.N. dottle from Denmark warned that if certain nations of the world didn’t knuckle under to the Climbit Chainge crowd, the, um, “international community” might have to apply military force to make them obey. As in “Do it our way or we’ll kill ya.”

Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?

Of course, this was going absolutely nowhere with Donald Trump as president. “Hey, America! How’s about you fund a war against America?” No, that was not going to fly. And just now the globalists have had to throttle down on Climbit Chainge because there’s already a fat juicy war going on between Russia and Ukraine and no one knows how to make it stop. Not to mention that other war in Israel. So marching on the U.S.A. with your elite troops from Tyrannistan is not on the table just now.

But please don’t think they’ve forgotten it.

 

‘Biden: “We’re All Dead”‘ (2019)

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They want us to believe that 81 million of us voted for this doddering doofus as president. Here he is in 2019, taking the lead in the Democrat sack race.

Biden: ‘We’re All Dead!’

Boy, howdy, if they can winkle this senile, crooked, jackass into office one more time, it’ll be “Lights out!”–literally and figuratively–for America.

Honk if you think that last election was on the level.

‘Global Warming Hysteria… Again’ (2013)

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Holy cow. What if all the world’s oceans were suddenly to release, all at the same time, and for no freakin’ reason, all the heat stored in their waters? Why, we’d all die!

That’s what they were selling us ten years ago. And now they want our gas stoves.

‘Global Warming Hysteria… Again’ (2013)

If we don’t throw these people out of office next year–and not a few of them deserve to go to prison–we might never get another chance to recover our freedom.

They certainly don’t mean to give us one.