The crops failed, but we’ve got gender equity!
More and more I wonder–can the human race survive humanism? Can any sane country survive what, ahem, “higher education” is doing to ours?
Just the waste of money and human resources alone might be enough to sink us.
Back in the 70s I knew someone who had Mao’s little red book, kept it with her at all times, and began every other sentence with “Chairman Mao says…” A prime product of our glorious universities, even back then.
This is an early Joe Collidge essay, but his ideas haven’t changed in three years. His position has hardened as his brain has softened. But that’s what college does to you.
I’m thinking of offering a prize to anyone who can state the difference between Joe Collidge and the Democrat National Committee, apart from the spelling.
Oh man did yiu “see” that??? Hillery she is Pressadint!!!!!
That stopid Donold Trumpt he whent on “some” Trip “somewear” and wile he “was” Gone Hillery she whent Back inta “the” Whity House and now It “is” hers like It shuld of Bin al allong only Trumpt he collided Whith the Russhins and cheeted Her out Of “it”!! We.ll Ha Ha Ha Trumpt! Gess the Joak it is “on” yiu! Turn yore back and Hillery she has took waht “is” rihghtfolly hers!!! She even brung Bill back inta the Whyt House whith her!
And i know “it” is True becose i seen it on the Inter Net!!!! She sended Out Chrismiss Gretings fromb The Wyhite House and thare “was” The Pixture and pixtures thay dont lye!!!
So hear at Collidge we holded “a” Big Celebbratchin and somboddy she “is” a Satinist she sayed “It “is” a Mearacal done by Satin!!! Hale satin!!”
Welll we lyke satinists butt reely sombtiymes Yiu “has” got to “carreck” themb and So The Commassar of our Stodent Soviet she ansurd this Satinist,, she “sayed” “We admyre Satin but come On “now” whoo neads Satin wehn yiu Got Hillery and Pressadint Obamma??” We “has al bin” preying to Pressadint Obamma to maik Hillery she be the Pressadint and gess waht,-, he Came Thruogh”!!!!!
Now thay has to ketch Trumpt and extracute himb and “his” fambly befour thay Can “maik” enny more Trubble!!
One of the reasons that the costliest education system in human history is the costliest education system in human history is because virtually everyone has to go to college.
But before you can get into college, you have to pass the Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SATs). The purpose of these tests is to get as many people into college as possible.
What ho! Some of the contents of the 2021 SATs, being prepared just now, have been leaked to me! Here’s a sample from the Science SAT.
Identify this North American animal.
A) Japanese giant salamander B) Daddy long-legs C) Bighorn sheep D) Submarine sandwich E) Hey, wait a minute! That’s me!
The correct answer, of course, is E, “That’s me!” This is what the colleges are looking for. This is the engine that will drive America through the 21st century. At least that’s what they say, and it sounds wise.
Someday everyone in America will be in college for as long as they live. At least that seems to be the plan.
Is asking a girl for a date a violation of her civil rights? “Civil rights” as laid out in that complicated government fantasy, Title IX, that is.
According to an “assistant vice chancellor of civil rights” at the University of Missouri–right there is a hint that UMo has way too much money and can’t think of anything constructive to do with it–“a man’s physical size could constitute a Title IX violation” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11688).
Because, he babbled, being bigger than the girl makes the boy a “person of authority.” Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
The assistant vice chancellor of civil rights was giving a deposition in a lawsuit filed against the looniversity by a male student who was suspended for four years for asking a female student for a date.
Fill in the blank and win a tinfoil hat! I send my son/daughter to a university to be “educated” by fools and horses’ asses because ____________.”
The crop failed, but at least we’ve got gender equity in agriculture!
This is not satire.
Penn State University, where Jerry Sandusky practiced pedophilia for 15 years before they finally caught him in 2011, plans to offer a “gender fellow” thingy for doctoral students so they can “examine the relations between gender and agriculture” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11671).
Supposedly, “promoting gender equity in agriculture” will someday, somehow, “alleviate global hunger and poverty.” Uh-huh.
As in, “Well, we couldn’t grow any food this year, but we sure got gender equity!”
And people are spending hard-earned money to send their kids to this madhouse?
Go ahead–tell me the loons who came up with this caper are in their right minds and know what they’re doing. Tell me it’s money well spent.
And I’ll tell you it’s time to cut off all public funding to the universities, and let them sink or swim in a free market.
We has got to Stop “this” Chrissmiss becose it “is” Religgin and Religgion it “Is” Unconstatuchinul!! So this moaning we Had a Big Demminstratchin and Protest aginst that Chrissmiss song Baby “It” is “Cold Out Side!”!
This stopid song it is religgius and it Is hat speach and now thay “are” not aloud to Sing it hear at Collidge! and hear is Wyh it is so Hatefil!!!
Frist it cant Be “Cold” outside yiu stopid Haters becose of Globble Warming!! This song it is Hatey becose it is Sciance De Nile!! How many “Times” we got to say this???? Chrisschians thay De Nye Sciance becose thay “ownly” whant To De-stroy The Whirld!!!!
Seckind it Is Aginst #MeTwo to cal a wimmin a baby!! and Babys thay are Unconsatuchinal tooo! thare shuldnt be no moar Babys!! thay ownly get Born to keep Wimmin down!!!
Thrid this hear “song” it is so full of Trans Fobea it “makes” “me” Sick!!! Do yiu reelyze thay got Only Two Genders in this Hatefil “song”??? Thay gone and Exclooded al the “rest”!” How “can” we Make eny Progrest wen thay alow “songs” “Like” this that has got nun of al the Other Genders in it???
So we has maked “it” aginst The Rules four this hear “song” for enny One to sing “it” arowned hear,, If yiu doo yiu whill Get Expellt!!! Fromb nowh On yiu “can” only “sing” Songs abote Pressadint Obamma and Hillery and howh grate Thay are!! and that it Is The only “kined” of Chirsmiss that wil Be aloud!!!!!
I wented to a lexture yeasterday And now i jist “dont” see how them stopid Haters “and” biggits thay refuzes “to” beleave Evilutoin it is truue!!!!!
We now has Prooof of Evillusion,, we evin has got viddio!! Stopid lee he putt one Of them viddios rihght Hear on “this” blogg and he still dont get it!!
For millians of yeers the Elfs thay was ownly Deckaracions but “now” thay Has Evolved!!! Yes, now thay has Evolved into Livving Things! The prefesser she was making “the” lexture she sayed “This hear it is Prooph that non-Life it Evolvs into Life jist al bye Itsselff and thare isnt no Sueper Natchrel stuff it jist hapens!!”” and then she sayed “Evry Thing it has got the Potentchile for Life iff it arent Alyve all reddy!!”
Wel we al standed Up “and” cheared becose now wee Know “that” Life it Creeates It’s Self and so we wil rite A Letter to Hillery askin her to shut down Al the Churtches for Evvalution Denile and beang Anty-Sciance!!! that is a crymb! it is Hate! and aslo now we “want” our Collidge to offer a Deegree Pogrom in Elf Studdies and aslo more free stuff to “al” Indervidurals of Dyvercity!!! and aslo Free Tution for evry stodent inclooding Elfs! Thare is No Reesin elfs shuld Not Go To Collidge tooo jist like peple!! I amb sure thay Can “learn” jist as mutch as we doo!!!
The Collidge Quire,, i didnt “know” we “had” one, thay singed a Chrismist Consert lasst nihght() i didn know “we” hadd one of Those ether,, but we got a Preotest togetther and we maid themb Stop!!! In facked nowh thay “are” apollogyzing for singing I Amb Dreembing Of a Whyte Crismiss!! We “shuld Not” has beeen So Incentsive,, thatt Is “waht” thare Saying Now and The Stodent Soviet whe has centinced themb to Riggerous Re-Education it wil taik Three yeers!
I meen haow stopid can yiu Get, singing abote A Wyte Crismist?? Yiu cant be aloud “to” sing abote Anny Thing that Is Whyte!! or say anny thing is wyte,, thare is not Nothingg that is wite thatt yiu shuld be “aloud To” say,^ thare Can Bee No Socile Jutstus Unless Thare Isnt Nothing Whyte No Moar!!!!! i cannat say that Strungly enuhgh!!
Some Hater he tryed to saiy “wyte chrismist” it is Only Abote Snohw and snowh it is Wyte it is awlyaws wite wel i Dont “care” it is jist Hat Speach!! and so we fowned his byke and slatched the tyres!! wee was goingto beet himb Up butt thare was only Fore of Us so we decydid Not To!!
Neckst Semestur wee “are” going to get Rid “of” al Whyte Paiper and only has Paiper Of Cullor whe wil Not “stop” untill thare isnt nothing wite no moar!!!!
Is it too late to save our country from public education? The fact that we don’t know the answer to that question is a pretty strong argument that we’d better start now.
Here are five examples of overt left-wing bias masquerading as “higher education” at our looniversities. There could just as easily be five thousand.
Defund the universities. Do it now. Because later might well be too late.