‘Dems’ Teen Wiz Kid Bashes Old Folks’ (2018)

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David Hogg–remember him? A nasty little piece of work “who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more,” to borrow a line from Shakespeare.

He was surely being groomed for high office… until this happened.

Dems’ Teen Wiz Kid Bashes Old Folks

Oh, he had everything going for him! He was a survivor of a school shooting. He was a teenager. If you criticized him in any way, you were a bully. If he said anything that revealed his deep ignorance, you were supposed to give him a free pass.

But when he fell in love with himself and started nipping the ankles of senior Democrats who already occupied the top spots and weren’t about to move over–

Well, we haven’t heard bupkus from him anymore, have we? Wound up in the Land of Lost Toys with Mother Sheehan, didn’t he?

But The Party never runs out of useful idiots. Thank the schools and colleges for that.

Now You See ’em, Now You Don’t

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Don’t look now, but has Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez already stopped happening?

Just weeks ago, she was in the nooze a dozen times a day: you couldn’t miss her if you tried to. It would’ve been an impressive trick just to avoid her for a single day.

The shelf life of a Democrat rock star can be unexpectedly short.

“Mother” Sheehan–remember her?–was a media idol , on the air all the time… until she nipped at Rahm Emmanuel’s ankle when he was the Clinton chief of staff. And then she disappeared. Just like a puff of smoke in the wind.

David Hogg, the foul-mouthed teenage mahdi of the gun-grab crowd, cursed out the “old” Democrat establishment just once too often. He’s gone, too.

Why should they have wanted weird Alexandria to disappear? Well, she bit Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Dianne Feinstein, and her Green New Deal–released before they could camoflage the wretched thing–grossly embarrassed the party, turned into a laughing-stock: and trust me, The Smartest People In The World don’t like it when the peasants laugh at them.

Probably the last thing the Mask of Sanity Democrats want is for kooks like Ocasio-Cortez to be dropping clangers all over the 2020 presidential campaign (as if Joe Biden needed any help with that!). They’ll recruit someone to run against her, and fund that person lavishly. Meanwhile, she has been amputated from the nooze.

I have come to believe that the heads of America’s nooze media literally get their marching orders from Democrat Party commissars. That’s why you can tune in half a dozen different nooze shows and hear the noozies all saying the same thing at the same time. Remember when suddenly they were all talking so solemnly about “gravitas”? Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong.

The Democrats raise these people up and just as abruptly cast them down when they get out of line. There is more than a superficial resemblance to the old Soviet Union.

Every decent person who is not crazy has a duty to help stop them in 2020.

 

One of Our Idiots Is Missing

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Has anybody seen David Hogg lately? The Democrats’ teen idol, at the start of this summer, was all over the place like fruit flies.

It was a prediction you didn’t need a crystal ball to make. Elevated to national prominence with dazzling speed, the teenage nasty became the Dems’ anti-Second Amendment poster boy. And no one, but no one, was allowed to criticize him… ’cause that would make you a bully. Never mind that he mocked and cursed his own parents in front of TV cameras. He was a survivor of the Parkland Shooting! And we all know by now, don’t we, that Anointed Survivors–anointed by liberals, that is–are sacrosanct.

But then, in August, Little Mr. Nastyface started to bite the hand that fed him. He called for age limits on politicians, mocked Grande Dame Nancy Pelosi for being “old,” and lamented that “Older Dems just won’t move the f*** off the plate” (always very hard for him to construct a sentence without the f-bomb: one of his endearing traits) (https://leeduigon.com/2018/08/28/dems-teen-wiz-kid-bashes-old-folks/).

In September, sharing a podium with veteran gasbag Michael Moore, the idiot Hogg called upon Canadian citizens to vote for Democrats in America’s elections next month. When it was whispered into his shell-like ear that Canadians can’t vote in our elections, he hit upon the idea of asking Canadians to donate to Democrat candidates. That, too, is illegal. Moore had to take over the microphone before Hogg dug their hole any deeper.

Well, let’s see. Other than being a boorish, ignorant little gitt, for a little while there David Hogg was solid gold. But then he did a Cindy Sheehan–remember Mother Sheehan? When she snapped at the Clintons’ ankles, she, too, became invisible–and that, it seems, was the end of him. Sigh: he coulda been a contender.

Amazing how fast some of these media mahdis come and go…

P.S.–I have been unable to confirm rumors that Groundhog Day is going to be replaced by Hogg-Hog Day: David Hogg comes out from wherever he is and if he drops an f-bomb, we get two more weeks of winter.

Dem Teen Idol Urges Canadians to Vote in U.S. Elections

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Sure you want to turn America over to this pair? Really sure?

These are the people who want to rule your country.

David Hogg, the ignorant little publicity-chewing monster created by the Democrats, had occasion last week to give a speech in Canada, sharing a platform with Michael Moore, yet another socialist wacko prominent in the Democrat Party.

Perhaps young master Hogg simply forgot where he was, he’s giving so many speeches lately; or maybe he forgot a few other things. So first he exhorted his Canadian audience to vote in America’s coming elections; then, trying but failing to correct himself, he urged them to donate to Democrat candidates in those elections (https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/10/watch-david-hogg-asks-canadians-interfere-us-elections/). Well, even Michael Moore knows that’s illegal. But he couldn’t get through to Hogg and finally had to take the microphone from him.

Gee, that raises another question about those “open borders” that Hogg and Moore and other Democrats say they want to have.

Suppose we erase the border between the USA and Canada. At least we speak the same language (eh?) and have similar popular cultures. So we get rid of the border.

Now, if there’s no border, what’s to stop Americans from voting in Canadian elections, and Canadians from voting in American elections? Nothing, really. The situation quickly becomes absurd. With no borders, what’s the point of continuing to call these places “the United States” or “Canada”? You couldn’t run separate elections.

Goldarn it! Looks like we’ll just to have one government for both countries! And with a fraction of the population that the U.S. has, guess how well that’ll work out for Canada. The complications make your head hurt.

So much nicer to be like David Hogg, and not do any thinking at all.

Busted! For Wet Willy

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My wife, who must have had a much more sophisticated childhood than mine, had to tell me what a “wet willy” is: I had never heard of it. “You wet your pinky and stick it in someone’s ear,” she explains.

I’m glad we’ve got that cleared up, because now I can understand this news story. A Florida man has been arrested and charged with battery for allegedly giving his girlfriend a wet willy.

I don’t know how seriously they take that, down in Florida, but–

URGENT BREAKING NEWS!!

House Democrats have vowed to “put an end to the wet willy” by enacting strict wet willy laws. Leading Democrats have also threatened “to unleash David Hogg on anyone who even thinks about trying to defend this disgusting habit.” And a prominent feminist, Professor Belinda Crank, has condemned the wet willy as “the creation of the archiarchy.” Hillary Clinton has excoriated President Donald Trump for “using the office of the president to foster a wet willy culture.”

Said New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, “Until we can build bigger prisons, we’ll have to parole ordinary felons, like armed robbers, murderers, and rapists, to make room for wet willy-doers, Climate Change deniers, and racist transphobe biggits who insist on using the wrong pronouns.”

Dems’ Teen Wiz Kid Bashes Old Folks

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Democrats are great at creating monsters that go on to ravage our society. Our only comfort is that sometimes the monsters turn on their masters and bite them in the ass.

David Hogg, the obnoxious 18-year-old anti-Second Amendment jihadi, raised to national prominence by opportunistic Dems seeking to take advantage of the Parkland school shooting, has turned on his creators. His quote for the day: “Older Democrats just won’t move the f*** off the plate” (https://www.newsweek.com/parkland-survivor-david-hogg-calls-politician-age-limits-older-democrats-just-1082296). Young Hogg finds it challenging to construct a sentence without an f-bomb.

The little prig went on to abuse Democrat grande dame Nancy Pelosi for being “old” (she’s 78, but if she was any brighter at 18 than she is now, that would be astounding). He has called for laws putting an age limit on serving politicians and political candidates.

He’s too young to remember what happened to Cindy Sheehan after she bashed the Democrat establishment: headfirst into oblivion.

How long will they let him bite the hand that raised him up?

Prediction: Octavio-Cortez will be the next to chomp that hand. And I don’t need a crystal ball to see that coming.