‘NY Governor: “I’m Undocumented”‘ (2018)

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Well, we’ve dodged this bullet, at least.

What a difference a year makes!

Only a year ago or so, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo–famous for lines like “America was never that great”–was the Democrats’ Great Anti-Trump, he’d come in after Biden and Fundamentally Change our country.

No inanity was too large to escape his mouth. Including this one:

NY Governor: ‘I’m Undocumented’

Posing as an illegal alien was a bit much, even for Democrats.

Sexual harassment charges forced this jidrool out of office. Now, after spending beaucoup bucks on TV and radio ads, Cuomo couldn’t scare up enough signatures to put him on the ballot  for this year’s Democrat gubernatorial primary. Sorry, sunshine, you’re last week’s cat-food.

Birds of a Feather (Barf Alert)

Churchill: Christie and Cuomo will teach us ... civility?!

(I almost used an expression that rhymes with “birds.”)

As if to purposely drive home the point that our ruling class big shots have much more in common with each other than with their hapless constituents, two of America’s most notable gubernatorial failures had a cordial lunch together the other day: Chris Christie (R-NJ) and Andrew Cuomo (D-NY).

Once upon a time Christie looked like he was shaping into another great political hope for the GOP–until photographers caught him hugging Obama. We then realized he didn’t mean a word he’d ever said to us. And I hardly need to remind you how Cuomo was forced to resign because he’d landed in a mess of sexual harassment scandals–although it does seem he’s gotten away with stuffing COVID patients into nursing homes and causing a few thousand easily avoidable deaths. Oops. I just reminded you anyway, didn’t I?

Our landlord stopped by, and he and I had a good cuss-out of Biden and his crew of amateurs, dopes, and twaddlers. Shootin’ for gas at seven bucks a gallon are we, Joe? Who ever thought it possible for one unbelievably incompetent president to do so much damage in so little time?

The jerks who are running our country need to be replaced. Before they finish us off.

‘Lib Noozie: It’s Against the Law for You Peasants to Know What’s Happening’ (2016)

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“I big department!”

Let’s not fall into the trap of thinking of this year, 2021, as a uniquely awful year, politically. 2016 was pretty abominable, too.

Dig noozie Chris Cuomo–you remember news reporters: they used to report the news–trying to bury the news that squirted out of some documents leaked from the Hillary Clinton campaign. He actually implied that ordinary people, peasants like us, might get in trouble for reading these documents–which by then had been widely published.

Lib Noozie: It’s Against the Law for You Peasants to Know What’s Happening

Well, I guess when you’re a big noozie and your brother’s governor of New York, you get to thinking you’re a cut above the plebs and not bound by the same standards.

But Andrew Cuomo this year was forced to resign as governor (and he’s extremely lucky it was only for sexual harassment!) and now Bro Chris is in hot water… for sexual harassment. Must be something in the Cuomo gene pool.

Just for the record, once something has been published, even if it was originally obtained illegally, the public has a right to read it.

Even when the news media try to shut it down by telling scary lies.

‘NY Governor: “I’m Undocumented”‘ (2018)

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He’s here illegally. He said so.

This is one of those preposterous lies Democrats like to tell, the kind that takes a real gift of ignorance to believe.

Do we understand by now that Andrew Cuomo needs to be put away–for his own good, and New York’s?

NY Governor: ‘I’m Undocumented’

Why would he even say a thing like this, unless there was something wrong with him?

But then Democrats never have to account for anything they say or do.

My Newswithviews Column, May 20 (‘Cuomo’s Leadership Lessons’)

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Born without the capacity to feel shame

You almost have to admire Andrew Cuomo’s gall. He kills off thousands of nursing home patients, has an army of women claiming that he sexually harassed them–and still he comes out with a book telling other people what to do and how to do it.

Almost, but not quite.

Cuomo’s ‘Leadership Lessons’

Andrew’s father, Gov. Mario Cuomo, invented the all-purpose Democrat hypocrisy: “I’m personally opposed to abortion ” [like anyone should care!] “but as a public official, I’ll push it and promote it and support it!”

And we put people like this in positions of authority. You’ve got to wonder whart’s wrong with American voters.

Cuomo Cashes In (Major Barf Alert)

Cuomo Denies Alleged Nursing-Home Death Cover-up

Who says crime doesn’t pay?

Wow. When he’s not busy massacring nursing home patients, or sexually harassing aides, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a… writer! Thus adding more proof to Rocky Bridges’ assertion that there are three things everyone in the world thinks he can do–run a hotel, write a book, manage a baseball team.

Yes, the Far Left hack will be getting $5.1 million for his new book, American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic (https://www.reuters.com/world/us/new-york-governor-cuomos-covid-book-deal-was-worth-than-5-million-2021-05-18/). Catchy title, eh? Wish I’d thought of it! I mean, as long as we’re both writing fantasies…

Cuomo’s leadership. Crime rate shooting up to the ceiling, because he let the bad guys out of prison. 24/7 race hustling. People fleeing New York in droves. With leadership like that, who needs enemies?

By all means, let’s lavishly reward incompetent villains. Few of them get the opportunity to be as lethal as Cuomo, but they do try to be as bad as they can be.

Cuomo: Drug Addicts a ‘Priority’ for Vaccine

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He’d’ve made a great silent movie villain.

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo–who caused thousands of nursing home patients to die when he insisted on housing COVID-19 patients in the nursing homes–has come out with another idea guaranteed to raise a stink.

The governor, who once said “America was never that great,” wants to give the COVID vaccine to drug addicts ahead of home-bound senior citizens, some of whom have been cooped up for the better part of a year (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/stefanik-calls-cuomo-absolute-disgrace-for-prioritizing-drug-addicts-for-coronavirus-vaccine).

In fairness to Cuomo, who is never fair, he was talking about drug addicts undergoing treatment for their addiction at treatment centers which tend to be crowded, increasing the risk of a COVID outbreak. We would like to think Cuomo is being compassionate. We would also like to think that beer reverses aging.

New York is expecting to receive 260,000 doses of the new vaccines and has to decide who gets it first. It seems recovering drug addicts are high on the list.

We can hardly wait until Cuomo jumps convicted felons ahead of the elderly. You know he’s going to do it. Showing favor to criminals is deeply ingrained in Democrat DNA.

They’ll Crack Down on… Weddings?

Coronavirus timeline in NY: Here's how Gov. Cuomo has responded to COVID-19  pandemic since January - syracuse.com

Have we learned our lesson yet–not to elect babbling little tin-pot tyrants who make our lives difficult?

Like, for instance, New York Gov. Andrew “America was never that great” Cuomo… who has pledged a crackdown on [trumpet fanfare, please] weddings (https://nypost.com/2020/08/26/cuomo-vows-brooklyn-weddings-crackdown-if-de-blasio-does-nothing/).

Having heard the distressing news that on a single night this week in New York City, three–count ’em! three!–Hasidic Jewish weddings were celebrated and Mayor Bill “Sandinista” DeBlasio didn’t stop it, well, he would! He’s the governor. Who do these people think they are, getting married?

Cuomo said authorities need to act if they hear of “plans of weddings that would violate the law–”

Law? Did someone debate, vote on, and enact a law when we weren’t looking?

Whether it’s dopey young men in a crowded bar, Cuomo said, “or religious people at a wedding… It’s ignorant, it’s disrespectful and it violates the law.” This from the jidrool whose government empties the prisons and releases violent criminals 15 minutes after arresting them. After all, it’s only armed robbery or aggravated assault. It’s not a wedding!

You said it, boyo! We all know by now that the COVID-19 virus will pounce on people who gather for any purpose other than Mostly Peaceful Protest and make them all sick–maybe even sicker than you make them! The virus will strictly leave you alone if you’re out there in a mob protesting Systemic Racism. But if you’re gathered for a wedding, it’ll eat you alive. You can only get together for a riot. The virus will leave you alone if you’re rioting.

Governed by Democrats… what have we done to deserve it?

NY Gov Pleads with Rich People: ‘Come Back!’

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Gov. Andrew “America was never that great” Cuomo is pleading with wealthy residents to come back to New York City so they can pay New York City taxes (https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/510829-cuomo-calls-on-wealthy-to-return-to-new-york-city-you-got-to-come-back). He probably doesn’t have to worry about getting out of the way of a stampede.

“The rich” have fled NYC for the Hamptons, the Hudson valley, and Connecticut. If they stay there, they will have lower taxes. They also won’t have to worry about crazy communist Mayor Bill de Blasio releasing violent criminals 15 minutes after they’re arrested. Cuomo didn’t mention it, but the city’s crime rate has shot up into the stratosphere as a result of the city government’s commitment to make life easier for criminals. I know that sounds like a mere rhetorical flourish; but unhappily it’s true.

“Progressives” have urged Cuomo to hammer “the rich” with a new wealth tax; but in one of his lucid intervals, the governor realized that that was hardly likely to lure them back.

AND he said he wants the federal government–that would be you and me, and everyone else who doesn’t happen to live in New York–to pour money into his state to defray budget deficits.

Dude! You bragged about being a “sanctuary state” and flouting our immigration laws–and now it’s time for you to pay the price. Not one penny more, sunshine, until you Democrat clowns start enforcing the laws. And stop releasing thugs and robbers! Stop acting crazy!

Sheesh, you really wonder why people are high-tailing it out of New York? Really?

Don’t Give These Videos as Gifts!

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Killer Quokkas!

Any time is a good time not to give the following videos as gifts!

Killer Quokkas, starring Chips Rafferty, Michael Caine, and Hedy LaMar. Quokkas are on the rampage, threatening to depopulate Australia. Only Hedy LaMar knows how to summon Godzilla from Monster Island–and she won’t tell, because she’s mad at Michael Caine.

(Byron the Quokka: “I resent this movie!”)

Only Slightly Better than Garbage: Join Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, washed-up football flop Colin Whatsisname, and the entire cast of The View in listing all the ways America sucks, all the ways Venezuela is better, and all their excuses for not going to live in Venezuela and bother us no more.

Eat Like a Cat! Cult documentary filmmaker Dolph Magnoon teaches you how to save money on your groceries by eating cat food in very small quantities and being hungry all the time. Special guest star: dietary expert Chelsea Clinton.

My Shameful Secret, a Swedish movie made by carpenter ants, stars a Howard Cosell look-alike whose speech is so garbled that even dubbing and subtitles can’t make him understood. To protect his life and property, his name has been removed from the credits. As to what the shameful secret is–well, we never find out, do we? You will be so sorry you paid $2.98 for this video disc!

There, you’ve been warned.