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Joe Collidge in Jale! REPRINT

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Image result for images of in jail monopoly squareFrom February 10, 2017

I amb writing “this” in jale and ohboy am i uppset!

This here mourning in Gender Studies 202 thay teached us that a hole lot of Protest peple thay going to Moon that Trump Tawer “in” Chickago to make him re-lease his tax inframation! i did not know yiu had to lease your tackses but We al thinked “it” is a grate Idea “to” Moon Trump Tawer it wil make him “do” waht we Want and then he wil not “be” Pressidint no more and so We can “have” Hillery like she shuld of beeen Pressidint anyhow!

Wel of corse this Collidge is not in Chickago and we dont have no Trump Tawer ether but i stil wantted “to” Moon so as to Protest Donold trump so naturly i whent over to Our own Town Hall and i Mooned that Lollypop lady thay got out thare “on” the streat Corner becose she “looks” like she Voted for trump!!  Man was it cold! i jist abote Froze my Hynie offf!

And wuld yiu beleeve it?? Neckst thing i Know thare is Cops al over me! And thay went and Throwed me in jale! and thay didnt Lissen whan I toled them to Look on the Intranet and then thay Wuld see that we Interllecturals we has al “got” a Rihght to Moon anytime wee want, this Juggde in Mary Land he sayed Mooning is “a form of Artistic Expresion pretected by The Forst Amenment” ( http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/317873-hundreds-plan-to-moon-trump-tower-in-protest ). Thare Is No Way i shuld get throwed in Jale for doing a Artistic Expresion!!! I mean thare is payinting and Scrulpture and Music and aslo Mooning!

Wel thay sayed i culd has One fone call so i “caled” my Prefesser and “he” come over and sayed he wuld ogranise A Prottest to get me Out “of” jale and so i givved him This assay yiu are Reeding now and it looks “like” i has got to spend To Night in this jale sell butt at leeast it Is warmer than My prefesser’s Tool Shedd!i gess i wuld be al rihght now exsept That Lollypop lady she come in And hit me on my Moth Antenners she is a Dirty fashist and a Biggit and that reely hurted me!!!

Whye we warship Pressadint Obamma REPRINT

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Well HA HA HA!! We has thunk up a prottest “now” that is goin to forse Donold Trump “to” stepp down and flea the contry!!!

Hear at Our Collidge we Has put up a stattue “of” Pressidint Obamma witch us Interllecturals we warship “Evty” day! and dont yiu “go saying” we has got “a” religon now becose Us Interllecturals we “know thare” isnt no sutch thing as God but Pressadint Obamma he “is” a Hire Being mutch Supreriar to ordrinay Humins and you wate and See “he” wil Live Fourevver! In fact he “is like” King Arther he is going to Come Back and be Our Pressadint agian when “the” contry It kneads him most!!!!

I has askd My prefesser if i Can be “a preest” of Pressidint Obamma’s stattue and then I wil eat Bugs and evry Day i wil Burn insents to him And chante them Holey words “Barrack Hoosine Obamma Mmm-Mmm-Mmm!! And the stattue It wil here me Chanting and it Wil “grohw” more Powerfull and make Big Mojoe and verry Soon “chace Donold” Trump clere Out of The Contry!!! and Then he wil Come Back to the Witehouse and aslo Hillary she wil Be The Goddass!

And it istnt No religon becose Pressadint Obamma he “is reel”!!!

And now i has got to deside waht Kind of Bugs to eate thay telll me Crickits thay go goood whith Jim Sox in sauce!

From January 14, 2017

A Mergeancy Allert ‘from’ Joe Collidge REPRINT

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Now looke waht yiu nogood dirtty repulbickans gone and Done!! i Has jist fouwned out “that” iff That stinkin “Donold Trumpp” he gets Eleckted Instid “of” Hillary, Barbra Strysand she going to leeave “the” Contry and Not come back no More!!! ( http://www.dailywire.com/news/8740/streisand-ill-leave-country-if-trump-wins-michael-qazvini )

Waht kinder contry “wil” itt bee With Out her?! it Is reely Too horryble evin To “think” abuot! And aslo A lot “of” otther Super Smart and boutifull Cellerbites thay wil “aslo” Leeve! Like Woppy Gold Berg and Revrind Al Sharptin and “evin” Brenda Bungsniffer and Chriss Fungus and a hole “bunch” of othhers whoos Names “I” cant spel. Its jist awffle! And my Prefesser “he” sayes The contry It Wil Cap Size it “wil” Flipp rihght Over then We al goin To Die!!!!

So Congrous thay shuld Quick make “it” aginst the Law Not “to” vote four Hillary and yiu get Shot iff yiu dont,, IT IS “THE” ONELY WAY TO PERTECT FREEEDOM IN THIS CONTRY!!!!

From August 30 2016

Joe Collidge’s Movie Review REPRINT

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I seen This movie yestadday it “was” in Gender Studies class and it was jist apsolotely grate!! only i cant rebember what “it” was callled. Aslo i cant rember whoo was in it but It was abuot some guy he Got his self turned into A wimmin and al Her fammly thay got Mad at waht she done And “so” thay made a Lot “of” micro-gresions aginst Her! and thatt was becose thay al ware no-good stopid christins.

Wel “let me” tel yiu that storey it got me good and mad! Wen yiu get yore selff turned into a Wimmin evryboddy has got To afirm yiu and cellerbrate waht yiu done! Hear at Collidge us Interllecturals we has maid sure “that” noboddy even aloud to Say annything hatful wen “someboddy” thay gett a Gender Change and if yiu dosnt say It “is” goood yiu gets Put inta Diversity Training!!!

Gee i wish I culd rember Waht was the Tietal of “that” movie but when thay showed The tietal thare was Somthing rong with My Moth Antenners thay was itchin somthing feerce and i jist keeped scrachin and scrachin butt “it” wuldnt stopp!! Wel yiu cann fiend out More abuot “this” movie Iff yiu go to Collidge and sine up For Gender Studies becose fromm Now “on” evryone hear has got “to” see it and wee “wil” make It a “New Rule” that yiu has to say its Goood or else yiu bein hatful “and” Intollerent and we wil beet yiu up Until yiu larn How to bee “more” Tollerent and aslo Incluesieve!

So dont yiu Dare “miss” This movie!

And nowe My antenners thay stil ichin I got to gett Out “of” hear.

From 2016

Was Has Got “a” New Idle!!!!!

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See “that” pixture?? That thare is Our Deen Of Play-Doh and she “is” Shoing us the Faice “of” our noo Idle for us “to” warship Heer At Collidge!!!! It is the Idle of King Vyris!!! and evry boddy thay Has To baow daown “to” It!!!! Becose King Vyris he is goingto help Demmacratts whin al “The” Elexions fromb naow On!!!!!

It “is” impotent to Rememembar “that” this heer It Is Not Relijjin!!!!!! We “are” Interllecturals and we doughnt Beleave “in anny” Relijjin!!!! That is jist foar De-Ploarabbles!!!! and Bitter Clingers jist lyke Pressadint Obumma he sayed!!!!!!! But King Vyrus,, oncet we Set himb Up on Kampas,, he whil Anser Our Prares!!!!!! This heer it “is” cumpleatlee Diffrint fromb Relijjin!!

We “are” goingto Stop awl “the” Haters we are goingto Fix Themb but goood!!!!! Thay are awl goingto catch the Vyris and dye!!!!!!!!!! That is becose The Vyris it willl knot maik Peple Sic iff that are Woke and dooing Riots and otther Socile Jutstus stuph!!!!! It whil ownly kil yiu iff yiu “Are” a Whyte Privlij Biggit!!

And aslo we has toettle cumpleat Freeedim “Of” Relijjin heer at Collidge,, so anny one whoo woont warship King Vyris thay whil be kiccked Out of Collidge!!!!! We doo that to Cree-ate Divercity!!

I hoap we has enuff Play-Doh to maik A Grate Big Idle of King Vyris!!!

Joe Collidge on a Pogo Stick REPRINT

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I am so prowed of our Stodent Soviet!!! we has got the Collidge to go ahed with our Own Greeen New Deel! and so we has band Fossle Feuls and no boddy thay can has a “car” axept four “the” Comrads whoo reely neeeds one! and no more Ellectrisitty in the Dorms at nihght! And “best of” all the Collidge thay has buyed a hole Lot “of” Pogo Sticks and put themb al aruond “the” Campus so yiu “can” uze one wenevver yiu has got to “go” somware!!!

i has lernt a Importint “thing” abote Pogo Sticks thuohgh and that “is” it is Eezy to Fall Off! Butt at leest the Pogo Sticks thay are al Freee!!!!!! thats rihght yiu hasnt got “to” pay nothing to uze one,, thay jist upped “the” Tution anether $Hundrid Dolors a Samestor!!

Anether “thing” i has lernt “is” not to Go Swimbing if yiu has yur Sell Phoan in yur Pockit!! Yiu see the geye in the viddio he is “a” Deen and he goed Swimbing whith his Pogo Stick butt he fourgetted his Sell Phoan and it got “alll whet” so he throwed it Aweigh!! Otherwyse it “is Fun” to uze yur Pogo Stick “to go” Swimbing i whant to lern how “to” bounts Up and Down on “the Bottum” of the Poool!!! like a Supra Heero!!

We wer “goingto” ban Jett Planes too only we hasnt got one!!!

Finely we are “goingto” ban al Meet And Vegtubbles fromb Campus yiu can only eet other Stuff unlest yiu are “a” Comrad then yiu can eet “waht” yiu whant becose Comrads thay are so Importint!!!

We are “goingto” set a goood Axampul four “the” Rest of The Whirld and aslo the Cuontry!!!!!!

I Amb redy For Halaweeen!!

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Wel tonite “is” Halaweeen and Tomarrow it is Laber Day and us Interllecturals and Socile Jutstus Wirers we Are redy for it!!

I hasnt got anny Cotstomb becose i alredy got My Moth Antenners from al themb Moth Hoarmoans thay shute me up with and aslo i culdnt Think “of” an cotstomb that didnt Have “no” Cultcheral Apropation it Is jist tarrable wen yiu apropates some Poor Minorty’s cultcher so yiu Cant dres Up “as” a Which Docter or nothin!! butt it dont Mater becose We “Are” going to doo a spatial Kind “of” Trick Or Treeting!

This Halaween Nite my frends And Me wee are “going” “to” Ockupie al them stoares Downtown in Town al them No Good Captilist Bisnissmans and make Them Pay off ore Stodent Debtt!!!! that is reel Socile Jutstus!! Yiu seee we “are” Doin stopid lowsy Americka a Big Fayver jist bye Us goin to Collidge and no whay We has Got “to” pay four It our selfs!! Thay has alredy maked Enuhgh monny and Now thay got to pay!!! We wil Not go awway untill “thay” Pays it ether!!!

And then some Racist Biggit she come allong “and” she sayed we al stopid and Halaweeen it Isnt To’nite so somboddy in Auntyfa thay jist beet her Up and that wil ficks her and Her Whyte Prifflidge!!!

Wahoo!! Nothing But Good Graids Fromb Now On!!!!

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Evvry Boddy thay get P.H.Ds!! How grate “is” that?!

See??? Toldja collidge maikes yiu Smart!!!

A lot “of the” Teechers thay doughnt Like it but So Waht!!! Our Collidge “is” Now goingto has “Graydin Foar Eqwitty!”!”! Evvryboddy gradurates!!! Evvryboddys graydes thay Go Up & Up & Up!!! And No Moar Pendletees foar Cheeting, thro’ing Stuff in Class, Lait for Classs, oar Jist Not Sho’ing Up!!!!!!! No moar “Zeero” graydes!! EQWITTY meens we “awl maik” the Deen’s Lisp!!!!!!

Thinck “of” it!!! Nothin butt Strait A’s in Nothing Studdies, Wimmin’s Studdies, Ginder Studdies, Queer Studdies, Introsexional Anti-Rasist Studdies–WOW!!!!! My frends And me we was talwking it Ovur and we de-sided we wood Awl Get Jobbs as Prefessers rihte Heer “at” this heer Collidge!!!” Aphter awl this,, THEY WOODNT DAYRE NOT HIER US!!!!!!!!!! Man,, thay HAS TO!!!!

Wye diddnt no-boddy “thinck Of” this suner??? Jist imadjin How Grate “a” couuntry it wood Be “if Evvry-One” thay tern Out “to-be” Collidge Prefessers!!! Like, Evry-Boddy! A hole Nashin fulll Of Intrellecturals!! Millyins and millyins of PH-Dees!!!! EVVRY BODDY THAY HAS A PEE-H-DEE!!!!! AND TENYUR!! That “meens” “yiu” cant get Fyred!!!!

Lowng Live Gray-ding Foar Eqwitty!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Collidge on Electric Cars

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Well heer I amb back “on” my reggler Day–and Its High Tyme the guvvermint foarced awl themb stopid peeple To “by” Eelectrick Cars!!!! Butt the One Thing “I” cant figgre Out “is” haow “to” menage the Extention Chords!!!

Okay, ware do themb doapes who Isnt “in” Collidge think thar’e gonna Go ennyhaow?? Wy do thay Evin has Cars??? Evin “so”,, affter a cupple Hunnerd (^100) feet or So, I wood think themb chords thay wood Get “awl tanggld” Up whith Fiyer Hydrints “and” stuph!!!!!! We hadded one of them Exetention Chords on our “fambly” Chrissmiss Tree oncet “and” sumb-boddy thay Trippt “over It” and “the” hole Thing it fell Daown!!!!! (I got blaymed foar It tooo!!)

Ovbiusly “the” Best Thing to doo whith “cars” is to ferget themb Extrention Coards and get ouat “And” pussh!!!!!! Thay cood awlyaws maik Cars “whith” moar Weels so yiu cood pussh themb Fasster!!!!!!!

Enny-haow thares Too menny ordrinary dum peeple Dryving awl araound The plaice,, yiu shood oawt to has a Collidge Deegree befoar thay “let” yiu Dryve!!!!

Thay say “the” eelectrick Cars thay willl has Batterees–well thats a awffle Lot of Flasch-Lyte battrees, I amb sure the coards thay whil Wurk beter!!! Jist be cairffle Not “to” Trip ovar themb!!!!!!!!!!

By Request: Joe Collidge

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I wussnt heer Last weeek becose “I” whent “to” sea Indira Joanes And ‘The” Dile of Destony, it “is” aslo cauled Indira Joanes 5 becose he Has “fyve” (^5) fingurs “on” one (^1) haand!!! I dint has munny Foar Pop Korn butt thare “was” plenity On “the” flore so i hadded somb Of “that”!”!

And “then” I heared The Awffle News!!! Out in Bosston a Sweeet Sociulist Countzil Wimmin she crashed her Car “intwo” a Haouse!!!! She dint Get killt or nothing butt “the Car” and “the Haouse” thay got Toattled!!!!! Ovbiusly it “was” Sisstembic Racism “that” maid her Cr”a”she!!!

And then i got “to Thinkin that “this heare” Axxidint it nepher woodof hapened in The Indira Joanes moovie and the hole “thing” it Was probbly Faike News jist to make Sociulusts “Loock” Bad!!!!!! I bett yiu Any-thing it was that Grate Movie that “was” reel and that so-caulled News “that was” Faik!!! Butt befour I cood “do” enny moar Thinkin,, i got Too sic to think and i hadded a “tarrible” tyme All Nite lawng!!!!

Well at leest I lurnt “a” Lessen!! It “is” The moovies that Are reel “and” the News “that” is faik!!!! And its tyme Jobydin he done somb-thing “Abuout” It!!!!!!!!