Tag: foolish intellectuals

Dont Nock Sceince!!

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My prefesser he sayed a reely wize thing today, he sayed anyone who dont beleave in Sceince shuld ouhgjt to be put in a Camp or else maybbe get shot.

I meen how can yiu dout Sceince wehn its alyaws true??? In fact only facts of Sceince are true! Evrything els is jist somboddy’s Opinnion and yuo can tel that becose they is no Proofe for anythin like that. Hear in the collidge us interllecturals al know that and everboddy else shuld jist shut up!

Now thay saying thare is a lot of sceintiffic Fruad and that when my prefesser he sayed that wize thing. It aint Fraud he says wehn yiu teling dum ordinary peple What Thay Neede To Here!!! And i am gladd he sayed that becose al this bad talck abuot Sceince it made my antenners spin aruound until it hurt! They gived me another Shot of moth Hormoans last night and i am stil sore. but i got to do it becose my folks thay wont pay no more monny for me to be in Collidge and this way i get to stay for free as long as thay doin exspearmints on me.

Wel It aint Fraod if a interllectural is sayin it! or a sceintist! and yiu shuld al jist get that threu yore heads!!

The Iwa Caucaus is Racist!

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That dop lee had went out to by grossries, so i got his blogg And let me tel yiu, I am so sick and tyred of this Racist Iwa Caucaus!

How come they aloud to have this hear pollitacal thing for whites Only?? Jist imaggine that, all the Caucasians in Iwa get togheter to nombinate the nex Presssdint! and Yuo dont here nothin on the newes expect for this dum Iwa Caucaus. Wy dont thay jist put all them Repulbicans in Jale anyway?? Here at my collidge we dont allouw no Repulbicans and i dont see why we shuld alouw them in Iwa neither!

Wel i jist hope Hillery wins the hole thing and all them Repulbicans gets execcuted or somthing. Althughj Berny Sanders he reely is OK for a old wite guy who is relatted to Col Sanders. I get Upset watchin al this newes and it makes my Moth antenners go rond and rond in circles and i cant stopp them, it makes me dizy but thay tel me that wil get better after thay shoot me up with som more Moth Hormones.

I wuljde go out to Iwa myselff in case thay need a interllectural but i dont want nobody to misteak me for jis anuther white guy with Moth feelers on his fourhead.

Lee and his Stopid Catt

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Boy that lee is stopid, he going al aruound today tryin to buy a inhaler face mask for his catt what has asma. Can yiu imaggion goin to al that troubble for a catt?? OK Lenin had a catt and Lenin was a truely grate man! but if his catt had asma he wuld have just shott her.

Meenwile i got some goood news! yuo remmembre them moth antenners that growed on my fourhed? wel I has disscovert i can wigle my feeelers! My prefesser he sayes this hear is trembendous pogress and i wil get Extre credit for it! I “knew” somthin “like this wuld hapen he sayed” and al becose they been shootin me up whith them Moth hormoans.

So, anyway, meenwile that dumbo lee stil tryin to by that inhaler thing for his catt and thats becose he istnt a interllectural and he dont know enuogh jist to forgit abuot the stopid cat, this is watt hapens to yiu when you dont be goin to Collidge, he sayes he can fixx the old maks with duck tape for the time bein wich is jist watt yiu wuld except some dopy guy to say. He jist wastin his time wehn he shuld oughjt to be in collidge larning how to be smart!

My Reader Requets Is Shutup!

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Boy that big dop lee has maked me mad, he trying to get reeders to ask him to post them stopid christin Hims on this blogg!

Dont he knowe its Unconstotontial to play Hims in publick, it says rihghjt thar in the Constotutin yiu got to have Sepration of Churtch and State and that meanes All The States includin the one yiu in rihgjt now! But no! he tryin to git reeders to Break the law.

My prefesser he sayes usuly the Constototoin it got nothin to do with nothin it is jist bad old dockumint writ up by Dead White Mails who was Slave owners and wuldnt let no wimmims vote and aslo Homo Phobs. But “stil even so” he sayes, their is things in the Constututin that “thay is” truely worthwile, lik A Bortion and Gay Marrage and Aformative Actoin and To Save the Plenet from Climbit Change! and He sayes the Best Thing in the Constututun, it is that Religgin realy is Aginst The law and no One shuld bea aloud to talk abuot no religgin in no Publick place. And “thats” whatt he sayes!

So al yiu religgis dops out thar yuo is nothin but Haters and Biggits and yiu aslo Ingnorent! yuo shuld ouhgjt to lissten to us Interllecturals hear at the Collidge, becose we smarter “than” yiu and yiu jist waight til Hillery is Pressdint, boy wil she ever fix yiu!! She wil inforce the law of the Connstytutoin aganst religgin and christinitty in pertickuler and that wil be that!

I warnin yiu, al yiu peple beter stoppit with thoose Hims!

We’re Doomed! Says Science Big Shot

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Scientists are nothing if not resourceful. Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

Unable to find alien life forms anywhere else in the universe, now they reckon they’ll be able to create their own aliens right here on Earth–and that’ll be the ol’ ball game for the human race.

Seth Shostak, the director of that so far fruitless endeavor, SETI (“Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence”) has predicted that “re-engineering our children” through technology will lead to our replacement by a “new species as different from us as dogs are from grey wolves” ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3405312/Could-humanity-s-century-Expert-says-engineering-children-lead-creation-new-species.html ). Our new designer babies will be as different from us as dogs from wolves.

Gee, I thought they’d already done that.

The successful creation of Artificial Intelligence, he goes on, will also help make human beings obsolete.

People have some awfully funny ideas about what constitutes some desirable thing to do.

He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall have them in derision. —Psalms, 2:4

It’s when He stops laughing that you’d better watch out.

College to Feature Anti-White Month

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Remember the Chinese students with their little red books? Colleges seem always to have lent themselves to the active pursuit of tyranny and idiocy.

Hey, out there! Are you ready to take on “the learning tasks of Critical Race Theory”? What–you’re not? Well, then, you’d better get your butt over to Portland Community College (aka Political Correctness College) in time for their “Whiteness History Month,” which has just started ( http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7174 ).

Didn’t you know that “the construct of whiteness” creates racial inequality? You didn’t? You’re asking, “What the devil is a ‘construct of whiteness'”?

Shut up! You racist, you!

Actually, a “construct” or a “social construct” refers to something that isn’t really real, but only exists in people’s minds because some evil white heterosexual males made it up. But not to worry! This “educational project,” guaranteed to turn students into driveling idiots, is up to the challenge.

Gee, those imaginary problems sure are tough to solve! But if you’re in the business of solving them, you’ve got a job for life. And there is absolutely no way to get fired for doing it badly.

“Whiteness History Month” is the deformed brainchild of the Campus Diversity Council, dedicated to achieving “diversity” through uniformity of thought.

There are too many colleges in America, with too many people in them.

Shut most of them down.

Turky Is Too a Vegtebble!

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I get sick of som of the stopid peple who reed this stopid blogg but maybbe thay cant help it thay not in collidge so thats why thay dont undderstand nothing. i jist notised that one of them “said I thuhgt yiu was a vegan how com yuo want to ete turky for chrismiss dinner?

See that shows how dum that thay reely are! Of corse i alreddy know thay not interllecturals lik me, thay not in collidge so i gess I “got” to explane it.

Hay, yuo big dop, turky is too a vegtebble!! it is jist OK and fine for me to ete turky and stil have a vegan dieit! Which is beecose turky is a vegtebble!! it istnt no red meet produck and besides it grows on treees and bushes. Yes i know it looks lik chicken but that is onely a Suprefisile Simularitty. Chicken has fethers and turky dont. Go into any stoor and you wont see no turky with fethers on it.

Anyway us interllecturals we can ete anythinge we want, oru big branes that so much bigger than yuors they neeed constant feeeding! Thats wyh Pressdint Obomma he ete al that Koby Befe and anyhow that is a vegtebble too and eting it is one of thos things that make him so smartt!!!

So see yiu ordrinary dum peple shuld jist shutt up becuse yiu dont know waht yuo talkin abuot, go do som of that Work yiu alyaws talkin abuot and jist leeve the thinkin to us!!! We been doin a goood job so far!!!!

Live For Ever With Frozen Brane!

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Ha, ha, that guy went out. So i am hear insted.

My prefesser he mad me reade this news story ( http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/630902/company-bring-dead-back-to-life-with-brain-preserving ) al abuot how they can freze yore brane and make yiu live for ever! Thay figger thay can do it in thrity years from now, and thay wil be abble to mak you live to be 500! And that shuld shut them christins up but goood! Yah, hah, See, you stopid christins! Sceince wil give inmortallity!

Dont “yiu” see wear this is going??? my prefesser he says. “Iffn we onely frezes the branes of interllecturals lik us, and no branes of ordrinary dum peple, and then we dosnt let no one have a babby, then the ordrinary dum peple thay wil al dye out and thar wil be noboddy but us smart interllecturals left says” he. And then som repulbican who snucked into the leckture he sayed what abuot “socaled interllecturals who” already “got there branes frozen” and “it” didnt do them no good?

So we beet him up becose whatt he sayed, it was aginst Diversity.

Later we was lookin araond for somboddy’s brane to put in the freezer so we culd tak it out like 30 yeares later and then we put it in a bionic boddy and iff yiu do that over and over again that person wil live for ever!! My prefesser he sayed How “abuot we use yore brane?” But i sayed “No that wuld not be goood becuse i not finished yet gettin my Degre in Gender Studies” and this exspearmint with moth hormones it not over yet ether and my prefesser he jist hit me and he caled me a Sissy!

Yiu “has” hurted my feelers!” i sayed and then he sayed he was sory and he give me a nice hankerchiff to ete with my lunch so i gess I wil not bring no charges aginst him and Later he caled me smart so thats O K now.

Joe Collidge’s Chrismis

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Ha ha, he went out so now i got his blogg.

I woked up this morning with kinda scare, i was al rapped up in somethin like a net and i culdnt get loose. Yiu kno i ben sleepin in my prefesser’s toolshed, he let me stay thar, Wel it turnt out i must of wofe a kocoon in my slepe! Thay kepe shootin me up with moth Hormoanes, that’s the exspearmint thayre doing and i dont see how thats sposed to give me wimmins Cromosoames but at leest i get to stay here in collidge for freee as long as i let them do exspearminuts on me.

I went home for Chrismis but they are all stopid peple and thay wuldnt let me in, “Open up i sayed you got to let me in for Chrismis but” my dad he sayed i coldnt come in if i was gonna say thare istnt no God. Wel I have got to say that! dont i? becose i is a interllectural, i not some christin dop that beleaves in God or angells or any of that bible stuf. so i sayed to my Dad “yiu oghujt to let me in so’s i can enlihgjtin yuo, why yiu want to be ingnorent”? and then he tol me to get lost. And they was havin Turky or somthin, i was so hunggery i cold ete a hoarse. Fortunutly they was a Snowman in the yard nex door and he had on a red whool hat so i ate that. It was Okay but it wastnt Turky was it!

Then thar was som peple who come singin Chrismis Caroles so i explaned to them that was stopid thing to do becuse thar istnt no God and Jesus was only just a nice guy and probly wastnt a reel person anyhow but they was too dum to lissten to a interllectural.

My prefesser he is so smart! Wen i com back and tole him al abuot it do yiu kno what he sayed! He sayed Its “onely natrul that ordrinary dum peple hates us interllecturals and thay dont want to do like we say but” somday wen Hillery is Presdint thay gonna al have to do what we say weather they lik it or not!! becose she going to mak them.

And now i got to go fined a hat or somthin, too bad i ate that Snowmans hat, becose its nite time and it gettin cold and my moth antenners on my head they freezin somthing awffle! and i hope i can weaf me another kocoon becose my prefesser he never gave me no blancket.

The Progresive Paradice

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Ha, ha, that stopid guy went out to rid his bike, so i got his blogg.

My prefesser he gave a grate lexture yestreday abuot how grate everthing wil be wen the hole world is run by interllecturals like us and they is only one goverrmint and it is al progresive!

Nobody wont have to do no work exept maybbe christins if there is any of thim left, their wont be many becose then everboddy will kno there is no God. My prefesser he sayed we has to set all them ordrinary dum peple free from there stopid religgus beleafs. Then there wont be no work anyboddy got to do exept unless yiu goin to rite musicle sympathies or paint grate works of art or rite poitry.

Som idjit he asked How yuo gonna pay for all this without nobody workin? and so we beet him up. But my prefesser he ansored anyhow, he sayed Thats “easy we jist make The Rich pay for it all!

And aslo we got to Save the Planet, so ther wont be no more cars and no more Air conditoning for ordrinary peple they dont nede it anyway, just for us interllecturals becuse we got to kepe our Branes cool and comfritable.

Ther wont be no God and ther wont be no work and thar wont be no cars and no Air conditon, but supprise, hear’s the good news!!! ther wil be Free Collidge for All! No tution, just go! It be freee for everboddy but them christins becose they arent no good for nothin; And this wil be yuor chanst to get yur owne degre in Gender Studies jist like im getting.

Rembember to vote for Hillery, she wil get this all started up!!