Tag: governed by idiots

Dems Gobble 10,000 Steaks

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Back off, peasants! No steak for you!

Let’s see if we’ve got this straight.

All the Democrat presidential wannabes are on record as supporting The Green New Deal. Check.

The Green New Deal sez beef is bad and cow farts lead to Climate Change, so we’ve got to give up beef. Check.

All 17 candidates descended on Iowa last weekend for the Iowa Democrat Steak Fry, where they consumed 10,500 steaks. Uh, not check.

Ooh-ooh, wait a minute! We forgot for a moment. Democrat big shots don’t propose that they give up steak. Oh, no. They propose that you give up steak. Good heavens. They keep buying costly beachfront palaces: obviously they don’t believe the Rising Sea Levels will rise over their beaches.

They also want you to eat bugs and try to get into cannibalism.

So there they are in Iowa scarfing down thousands and thousands of steaks, which they want to forbid to you.

It saddens me to think that whatever idiot these hypocrites nominate, tens of millions of Americans will vote for him or her next year. Will it be Francis “Beto” “Dung for Brains” O’Rourke, with his “mandatory gun buy-back”–totally against the Second Amendment, law of the land and all that? Or Cory “Spartacus” Booker, whose eyes tear up when he talks about “hate”–but only if it’s in the form of opposition or criticism of any Far Left Crazy project.

They’ll take away your steak and eat it in front of you.

‘The Absurdity of “Diversity” and “Inclusion”‘ (2016)

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It wouldn’t be so bad to be governed by idiots, if only they were good at it; but to be ruled by crazy idiots, well, that’s a bit too much.

The Absurdity of ‘Diversity’ and ‘Inclusion’

Like, there would be no “diversity” anywhere, unless liberals in power deliberately created it? Really? But I once actually interviewed some jidrool from Canada’s federal Human Rights Commission who said the government ought to decide who your friends are–because people just aren’t “diverse” or “inclusive” enough in their choice of friends. It shouldn’t be left up to them.

He wasn’t kidding.

And neither am I.

Biden Does It Again

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The other Democrats are even worse.

If idiotic statements were literature, Joe Biden would be Shakespeare.

This week the former vice president, now seeking the Democrat presidential nomination, said his proposed child tax credit would put “720 million women” back to work (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-gaffe-put-720-million-women-in-workforce). Honestly, you could fill a very thick book with the loopy things he says.

Nevertheless, if he gets the nomination because the rest of the two dozen candidates are even sillier than he is, tens of millions of people will vote to give him custody of the nuclear missile launch codes. That is a very bad argument for having elections at all. I mean, what if he were to win? The Voter Fraud Party will do everything in its power, lawful or otherwise–mostly otherwise–to make sure he does.

P.S.–Just in case you went to public school, or currently attend a university, the population of the United States is around 330 million, half of whom are men. This esoteric information is cunningly concealed in the last census.

Joe Biden, Action Hero

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A friend of mine once told me he wanted to get into politics “because there it’s okay to talk about yourself a lot.”

Joe Biden, leading the pack of dervishes vying for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has lived by those words. And then some. Brother, does this guy talk about himself–and the stories he tells!

A few days ago he “remembered” an incident from the 1960s in which he faced down and buffaloed four black gang members, led by a notorious character known as “Corn Pop” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/15/delaware-2017-joe-biden-recounts-wrapping-chain-gang-leader-corn-pop/). He says these guys were waiting for him with razors, but when he threatened to “wrap a chain” around Corn Pop’s head, they backed down.

Biden says this happened while he was “the only white lifeguard” at a public swimming pool in a black neighborhood–where, as one commenter on the story observed, they always have chains lying around in handy places, in case you need one to scare off some gang-bangers. Another commenter referred to the tale as “Biden’s Negro Summer Safari Adventure.” It doesn’t look like a lot of people are taking this seriously.

It’d be funny if we didn’t know that millions of dits will vote for this guy if he becomes the nominee. “Ooooh! Did you hear how he stood up to those gangstas? That’s the kind of tough leadership America needs!”

There are other details to this story that might be of interest, but for the sake of decency I have left them out. You can always get the whole thing by clicking the link.

Meanwhile, this is the palooka who said, “We choose truth over facts.”

With Democrats, facts are always optional.

‘$35 Million Study Counsels Cops to Close Their Eyes’ (2015)

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Close your eyes and count to a million

The exciting thing about being governed by Democrats is, you never know what bizarre folly they’ll come up with next.

So what should a New York City cop do when confronted by a violent offender? Whistle a happy tune?

No! What he should do is… to close his eyes.

$35 Million Study Counsels Cops to Close Their Eyes

People who live well outside the New York media market can’t appreciate what a toxic fat-head Mayor “DeBlasio” (not his real name) is. This is the guy who sez a powerful government should determine your day-to-day reality.

Imagine having to live in his reality.

My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 29 (‘They’re Not Pretending Anymore’)

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Democrats and other liberals spent several generations pretending to be sane, moderate, reasonable, decent people. Now they’ve stopped pretending; now they’ve let the wolf run free. Why?

They’re Not Pretending Anymore

Have they simply gone too loony to turn back–or do they know something, or think they know it, that convinces them they don’t have to put on a show of sanity anymore?

And if you think all this transgender-open borders-Green New Deal stuff is even a little bit sane, you’re as daft as they are.

Maybe they have some reason to believe the whole country’s stripped its gears.

NPC Satire Singes Democrat Doofus

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You know what a hard time this is for satirists. We make up something goofy and it turns out to be real. Or at least some people believe it to be real.

In their own words, “NPC Daily is a satire site… our content is totally fictitious and is created to elicit laughs and amusement.”

Nevertheless, a lot of people believed it when NPC reported Far Left Crazy Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as saying we should abolish Daylight Savings Time because “the extra hour of sunlight drastically speeds up climate change” (https://npcdaily.com/2649/aoc-opposes-daylight-savings-time-because-the-extra-hour-of-sunlight-drastically-speeds-up-climate-change/).

I admit it: I believed this at first. Why not? She has said America can pay for socialism and the Green New Deal simply by printing up more money. How stupid is that?

But she didn’t say get rid of daylight savings to reduce by an hour a day the amount of sunlight Earth receives. It reminds me of the old joke of the stupid astronaut who was going to be the first to land on the sun: “We won’t get burned up because we’ll go at night!”

It’s hard to invent something so preposterous that no one will believe it, when you’re writing about O’Crazy-O-Cortez. Or the Democrat Party in general. How far out do you have to go before it’s too far out even for them? We are talking about a party that features a Congressman, Hank Johnson, who fears the island of Guam will “tip over and capsize” if we put any more Marines on it.

These nimrods sit up there on Capitol Hill and make public policy for our country. That should worry you. I know it worries me.

San Fran’s Latest Lunacy

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When is a crime not a crime? When the criminals aren’t criminals!

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip)

Note: This is not a satire. I only wish it was.

San Francisco may not be able to clean the poop off the sidewalks, but they’ve got plenty of energy for turning language itself into mere babble.

The San Francisco Board of Supervisors has voted to clean up the language so that you can’t call felons “felons” anymore. Ditto convicts, juvenile delinquents, and drug addicts: those are all naughty words that are now to be forbidden ( https://kfbk.iheart.com/featured/sacramentos-latest-news/content/2019-08-22-dont-call-them-felons-anymore-in-san-francisco/).

The new terms will be “formerly incarcerated person”–can we call those “FIPs” for short?–“justice-involved individual,” and “person with a history of substance abuse,” just to name a few.

San Francisco’s violent crime rate is double the national average. So what do they do about it?

Stop calling criminals “criminals”! Problem solved!

Hard to believe, isn’t it? Even harder to believe that the nitwits who are doing this were actually elected to public office. Is everyone in San Francisco a nitwit?

Oh, well–on to the next problem! Who knew these were so easy to solve?

P.S.–I wonder what the new term will be for those who become “justice-involved” by using the wrong pronoun.

 

They Want to Be Our Rulers

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Here’s some footage from the Democratic Socialist Convention, held last week.

These people aspire to be our rulers. To “change” our country. If they can ever get past trying to arrange for silent applause or arguing over what kind of pronouns to use. They call each other “comrade.” That our country could actually generate a roomful of these jidrools is a profound national disgrace.

What’s that you say–these jerks will never have the support of a majority, they’re totally out of touch with regular people?

Since when has that ever stopped the Far Left Crazy? If you think they won’t try anything without the public on their side, Go Back Three Spaces to 1917, in Russia.

It may be a roomful of idiots; but it doesn’t take more than a few sharp customers to get the revolution rolling. The idiots in the room are only cannon fodder.

AOC: America ‘Only 10% Better than Garbage’

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I can’t bear to illustrate this in the usual way, so here’s a picture of some of my toy dinosaurs instead. If you really want to see and here O’Crazy-O Cortez, just click the link.

How do you feel about being governed by some babbling socialist boob who says your country, the United States, the country that she wants to rule, is “only 10 percent better than garbage”? (https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/ocasio-cortez-tells-crowd-america-10-percent-better-garbage)

New York Congressmoron Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, 29 years old and going on nine, says America sucks because it has drifted so far away from its core values. One of the biggest of those core values, she says, is socialism. She thinks ours used to be a socialist country. That’s because she’s an ignoramus.

Hey, this is your Democrat Party talking. This is their message: “Yo, America, you suck!” Or as New York Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo put it, “America was never that great.”

Come next year, millions of Americans are going to vote for Democrats who hate America. Please don’t ask me to explain why, because I can’t. It must be for the same reason they can listen to this stupid woman and nod their heads and say “Yeah, like, ya know, she’s right!”

Shame on anyone who votes for any Democrat.