Tag: Green New Deal

Electric Car? Get Out and Push!

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West Virginia Coal Miners Help Tourists Push Their Dead Electric Car

Say hey! How do you run your electric car when you can’t get it recharged? Like, if you live in California and there’s no electricity available.

Well, you do the environmentally sustainable, real Green New Deal thing–you push it!

A tourist in West Virginia recently suffered an electric car conk-out… and half a dozen coal miners pushed it to the mine to get recharged (https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/west-virginia-coal-miners-help-tourists-push-dead-electric-car).

But why get it recharged at all? You’re missing a bet here, Greenies! What could be more environmentally sustainable than pushing the car? Not only that: if cars were all to be pushed, at, say, two miles per hour, think of the effect on highway safety! No more fatal accidents! I’m telling you, this is even better than having your solar panels underground. And if you had enough people to do it, you could also push buses, trucks, and even trains! Airplanes might be a problem, though. And ships.

Imagine all the cars in America, powered currently by gasoline or electricity, getting pusedh along–no pollution! No five-car pile-ups!

Or we could just, like, go nowhere anymore…

(P.S.–They couldn’t tow the car because the electric cars have plastic undersides that fall apart if you tow them.)

This’ll Work! Underground Solar Panels!

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They’ll be even better underground!

Is there anybody in SloJo Biden’s traveling freak show who’s not an idiot, a villain, or both?

Discussing energy policy with the “president” who’d just labeled at least half the country’s population “a threat to our democracy,” the Commerce Secretary came up with a brilliant idea: “We’re going to do solar installations on an industrial scale for abandoned coal mines.” She did not specify how they would install thousands of solar panels on abandoned coal mines. If you store them on top of the mines, well, you don’t need abandoned coal mines for that, you can do that anywhere. So is she proposing to set up the solar installations underground? Like, in the mines?

It’ll be part of their, ahem, “American Rescue Plan.”

So far the only thing they’re rescuing us from is sanity.

Oh, yes–the coal mines will be abandoned because we won’t use fossil fuel anymore, Green New Deal, y’know. We will meet all our energy needs by burning money.

Maybe we should make new coal mines on top of the ground, if we’re going to put the solar panels underground.

P.S.–I have just read that used-up solar panels constitute an enormous toxic waste disposal problem.

I don’t think they’ve thought this through. Do you?

His Rats Can Play Monopoly!

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There’s a man in Xi Jin Ping City, California, who has taught his two pet rats to play Monopoly. They learned while they were waiting to vote for Joe Biden in our national election.

“Ozzie and Bozzie have gotten pretty good at this game,” says their owner, Charlie Honesty. “They can beat me almost half the time. But Bozzie has a thing about developing his property too fast, and Ozzie takes the Railroads a bit too seriously. A really smart player can skin them all the time.”

Mr. Honesty grew up on the same Indian reservation as Sen. Elizabeth Warren. “I learned a lot from her,” he recalls. “Her name was Loose Papoose back then. No one ever admitted to being her mother.”

Mr. Honesty has a goldfish who wants to go to Washington and help pass the Green New Deal. “It’s just a matter of getting her elected,” he says. “I know a lot of fictitious people who say they’d vote for her. A lot of illegal aliens, too. We all love to see a goldfish helping to shape public policy.”

His proudest moment came several weeks ago, when a lifelike cardboard facsimile of Gov. Gavin Newsom was left at his front door. Blushing shyly, he now admits, “I had him in my living room for three days before I realized that he wasn’t real! But it’s the thought that counts.”

Here the AP News story ends abruptly.

Democrats–and ‘The Deplorable Word’

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(I’ve got to write a Newswithviews column today, and I guess I might as well go with this as my topic. But first let me see if I can make it go. Consider this a preview.)

In the Chronicle of Narnia called The Magician’s Nephew, by C.S. Lewis, we learn of a world called Charn where two queens once battled for supremacy. As she was about to lose the battle, Queen Jadis spoke a magic spell, The Deplorable Word, which wiped out every living thing on Charn.

It makes me wonder: are the Democrats getting desperate enough to speak their Deplorable Word? Like, “If we can’t rule America, then let there be no America!”

Look at their policy proposals. The Green New Deal, which would bankrupt the country and plunge its people into poverty. More lockdowns. A pledge to destroy the oil industry–which, if done, would leave us without the energy needed to sustain modern life. A scheme to pack the Supreme Court, thus removing any check on their power. Massive tax hikes. And the encouragement of riots and civil strife by insane Far Left groups like Black Lives Matter: nothing like a lot of terror and violence to make people obedient to the power.

The only way they could get any closer to a real Deplorable Word would be to promise, if elected, to start a worldwide nuclear war. They haven’t proposed that yet, but give them time. God only knows what they’ll do if they lose this election. They’ve erased almost all the “Stop” lines.

They are fast approaching the point where there is nothing they won’t do to gain power. Power to impose their socialist fantasies on 350 million people. Power to shred society.

They scare me, and I think they should scare you.

‘How Much Do They Want from Us?’ (2014)

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Six years later, with yet another Far Left vampire running for president (and the nooze media all assuring us he’s gonna win, might as well get with the program, blah-blah), we are still asking, “How much do they want from us? At what point will they have acquired enough power over us, enough control, to satisfy them?”

How Much Do They Want from Us?

I no longer believe that point can ever be reached. There is no point where liberals say, “Thanks, but I don’t want any more control over other people’s lives.” They never have enough. Even now, “Hidin’ with Biden” has promised to impose a coast-to-coast face mask Mandate on us all; and his handlers have promised us a Green New Deal.

A vote for any Democrat is a vote against freedom.

Dems Try to Turn Relief Bill into Socialist Grab Bag

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“Give us what we want or you’re goin’ down, America!”

If you’re wondering what’s holding up passage of the coronavirus relief package–well, it’s Democrats, of course.

First they tried to sneak public funding for abortion into it. Now they’ve got a whole wish list ( https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/03/23/trump-coronavirus-senate-economic-stimulus/): forcing people to join labor unions, increased fuel and emissions standards for airlines (part of the Green New Deal!), wind and solar tax credits (if it’s good for Solyndra, it’s good for the country!), and assorted Far Left goodies ranging from student debt forgiveness to a national mail-in vote in future elections.

It’s all just corrupt crap that Democrats couldn’t get done by ordinary legislation and which they know will never get done unless the American people lose their minds and let the Left run wild.

Oh! They also want $35 million for a… “performing arts center.” Gotta have some place where Harry Reid can recite his cowboy poetry.

If you need this relief check, if your family or your small business needs it, be advised: Democrats will just let you, your family, and your business go right under unless they can get their goodies.

Crush and destroy them in the next election. Before they do it to our country.

I Seen a New Green Deel Moovie!!

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I seen a cool Moovie yeasterday it “was” “on” TV and It was caled L. Sid butt i misssed “the” frist fiew Minnits so i never cood figgre Out witch One was Sid!

In thiss hear Moovie thay hadded the New Grean Deel!!! i cood tel becose Noboddy thay hased no Cars!! Insted thay road arownd “on” Hoarses and thay wared Mettal Cloathes and thay got Rid “of” Elecktritcity tooo!!!! I aslo nevver fowned Out “ware” this was Sapposed To Be butt it “was” Some Countree ware thay got the New Grean Deel!!! i did wunder wye thay Didnt has No Buysickles!

Thare was a awffle Lot “of” Fiting “in” This Moovie,, ovviusly thay wher Fiting to keeep The New Grean Deel;, thare must Of Bin peeple tryin To Go back to Jett Plains and Air Condisioners!!! The good gyes like Sid thay Must Of won becose thare wasnt No Cars “in” the “hole” Moovie!!!

I whish i knowed ware al This Stuff it hapened!!!! i tryed To gess witch Countree it was “bye” Looking at the billdings and Thay looked lyke The kined of Billdings “that” thay Has in Arkinsaws!! and aslo The peple thay looked lyke Arkinsaws peeple!!! but thay was al speeking Inglish so mayby i amb Rong and It “is” Somb otther Countree i heered thay speek Inglish “In” Marzipan oar sumb plaice lyke That!!!

Wel i got To Go nhow,,, we “Are” has a spatial meting “of” “the” Stodent Soviet to maik a rool hear at Collidge that Evvry Thing that gets sayed by “anny One” butt Us it is hat speach!!!!

Little Greta Wants It Done ‘Right Now!’

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“We demand!”

Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg, anointed Far Left Scold of All the World, thinks it’s taking Western civilization much too long to cut itself off from fossil fuels.

“We want this done now–as in right now!” she says (https://www.dailywire.com/news/greta-snaps-over-demands-we-want-this-done-now-as-in-right-now).

What is it that she wants us all to do “right now”?

Completely cut ourselves off from all fossil fuels. Cold turkey. And while we’re at it, totally re-engineer all our social institutions–overnight, if possible. Especially capitalism. Gotta get rid of that. “We demand,” seems to have become her favorite turn of phrase.

Who’s “we”? Don’t ask.

Hmm… If the world actually tried to do what Greta demands, it’s questionable whether anyone at all would survive the havoc that it wreaked. But I guess when you take a mentally ill teenager and suddenly exalt her to a level far above even the freakin’ pope’s, you have to expect it to go to her head a bit.

But if you’re a Far Left wacko, there’s nothing that beats having a child run interference for you. Anyone who criticizes Greta the Scold is just such a meanie!

Get hip to this, though: the world is full of rich, powerful wackos whose totally irrational policies, if followed, would plunge the human race into untold suffering.

And they don’t care. In fact, it’s what floats their boat.

It Must Be Frustrating

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This thought has been bouncing around inside my brain for several days.

Far Left Crazy in America owns the Democrat Party, the teachers’ unions, the colleges and universities, Hollywood, the nooze media–and that’s a lot of important stuff to own. They own it lock, stock, and barrel.

And they use it, every hour of every day, to try to Fundamentally Transform America and win the rest of us over to their pet causes. Open borders. Transgender. Man-Made Climate Change. Hate speech laws. Free college. Free stuff galore. But no more private homes (except for them), no more air travel (except for them),  no more privately-owned cars (except for them), and no more air conditioning (except for them). They think we ought to be in favor of this program; and so they’re at us, night and day, rain or shine, trying to get us to swallow it.

And yet for all that effort, all that passion, they just can’t seal the deal. People who are not Democrat Congressloons, college professors, brainless movie stars, or angry sex-obsessed weirdos simply don’t believe in any of that stuff and just don’t want it. No, sunshine, we don’t believe the world is going to end in 12 years unless we give up all our freedoms and let you rule us. No, we don’t believe it rained on the rocks a zillion years ago and the rocks came alive, doo-dah, doo-dah. We are normal people, and you don’t have a thing to offer us.

Oh, they keep telling us they’re the ones who’re winning, they’re on the right side of history, public opinion is slowly but surely coming over to their side–but they don’t act like they believe it themselves. For instance, they insist the public is now overwhelmingly in favor of “gay marriage.” But do you see them making any attempt to legislate it? Nope–it’s court rulings or nothing. They can’t get public support for any of their wacko schemes; they’ve always got to go running to a court to get their way imposed on us by unelected judges.

This is a presidential election year, and what won’t they do to get some Democrat socialist nut job into the White House? And what will they do if they fail again, and by a much bigger margin than they failed in 2016?

A lot of these leftids are genuinely crazy. This could be a dangerous year.

He’s Crazy

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Joe Biden wants to be president. That’s not news. But what if he were president?

Well, sez Joe, that would give him the opportunity to knock out Climate Change! And fundamentally transform America! And would you do that, he was asked, if it would cost American workers hundreds of thousands of jobs?

“The answer is yes,” he said (https://www.bizpacreview.com/2019/12/20/biden-admits-hes-willing-to-scrap-hundreds-of-thousands-of-blue-collar-jobs-for-greener-economy-866462). I can see the campaign slogan now: “Vote for me, and your job is history.” Yeah, chuckles–run on that.

But not to worry! Getting kicked out of their crummy blue-collar jobs, the Democrat presidential wannabe explained, will give all these poor sods “the opportunity to transition to high-paying jobs.” Bank president, rock star, oil sheik…

Uh… Why don’t they just “transition” to those high-paying jobs now, instead of waiting for some lunatic in the White House to destroy the industries in which they’re currently employed?

See, we gotta Transform Our Economy and Our Whole Way of Life to make it “greener”–as defined by the same Democrat Party that never saw a patch of ground they didn’t try to pave over. You think the Democrat Party is green? Come on over to New Jersey and take a look around; see what they’ve done to us.

Government never made any nation rich. But it has made many nations poor.