First I’ve got to go Christmas shopping; but when I come back, I’ve got something really stupid for you all to marvel at. And break out your Blather Bingo cards.
In case you don’t remember how to play,
Be of good cheer: I’ve also got plenty of Christmas hymns to post. Byron’s got them all lined up for me.
But in the meantime, just in case you thought there was anybody sane running the show–we’ve got definite proof there isn’t.
Normally I wouldn’t post a picture this disgusting; but I think it’s important for us to get a good look at those who think they ought to be our rulers because they’re better and wiser than we can ever hope to be.
“Vagina Lady,” in her vagina costume, is Georgetown Looniversity law professor Pamela Karlan, called last week as an “expert witless”–oops, did I say “witless”? Let it stand–in the partisan Democrat “impeachment” circus. We should undo the 2016 presidential election, she testifies, because Donald Trump is something-or-other.
I have tried to avoid forming the habit of being counseled by persons costumed as giant sex organs.
But this is what a Democrat House of Representatives deems an expert; and she gets to, uh, “teach” at a Catholic University.
They want to run our country for us.
Well, you don’t learn everything in law school, do you?
All aboard for the Culture Rot Express!
A Kentucky judge is being investigated by the state’s Judicial Conduct Commission for–ahem, allegedly–using her chambers as “a glorified frat house,” complete with sexual threesomes, loud guitar music (sometimes while cases were being tried in the courtroom, just down the hall), and other hijinks (https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/kentucky-judge-accused-of-frat-house-behavior-threesomes-with-staffers/).
She only got caught because she tried to seduce other couples into joining in the fun, and they reported her.
The jolly judge’s main partner in these shenanigans plays lead guitar in her rock band–yes, it seems the judge has a rock band–and is “a former pastor.” I wonder how former. They say he likes to set up in the judge’s chambers, plug in, and jam with himself. Imagine trying to sum up your case for the jury with some noodlehead going pwang, pwang, pwang! down the hall. For some reason I imagine him singing “The House of the Rising Sun.”
Something seems to have gone wrong here. I guess we can forget about using the expression, “As sober as a judge.” Some of the people who’ve been judged by her probably feel they got a raw deal. Like perhaps her mind wasn’t entirely on her work.
If you missed this Culture Rot train, there’ll be another one in sixty seconds.
Has it truly come to this–a presidential candidate babbling about children rubbing his “wet leg hair” while he was a lifeguard, long ago?
Well, that’s what he’s doing in this video, shot in 2017.
People are actually thinking of voting for this guy for president? Say it ain’t so. But we can’t say that, can we?
Again I ask–are there that many people out there who truly have not the foggiest idea of what a president is, or what a president does?
A sobering thought: most of the Democrat candidates are even worse. That’s why this, er, man is leading the pack. Crikey, he was our vice president for eight years.
Hairy legs and all.
I cover culture rot, which seems to be in inexhaustible supply. Poor America: we’re drowning in it. The colleges, the schools, Hollywood, the publishing industry, and a vast multitude of politicians–they’re pouring it on, day in, day out, with no time off for good behavior. Or even bad behavior.
It’s for our own good, they say. It’s “justice”–social justice, racial justice, economic justice, this kind of justice and that kind of justice. We’ll thank them for it someday.
But I don’t understand what we’re supposed to be getting out of it.
Where is the benefit, to the American people, in turning girls into fake boys and boys into fake girls? In trashing our country’s history, and trying to convince us it’s a hell-hole of oppression? In blaming white people for everything that goes wrong in anybody’s life? In convincing children, and adults who might as well be children, that thanks to capitalism, the world is gonna end in just 12 years? In herding everybody under 30 into grossly overfunded colleges and universities to get degrees in Stupid Studies, mountains of debt, and no meaningful employment prospects? But it would take all day just to list these inanities.
We are yelled at, we are protested at, we are denounced as “haters” and mocked as unsophisticated boors–and why are we expected to lap it up and beg for more? Where is our profit in it?
Worse, we pay for it. With our taxes, our tuition money, and our freedoms. We are expected to pay for it, and like it. And no matter how much of our money–that we worked for–that they get, they still despise us. They live off us, but don’t respect us.
Really, why do we put up with it?
“When you’re alone and life is makin’ you lonely, you can always go–downtown!” Just remember to wear galoshes.
If you’ve been thinking it’s only San Francisco that does that thing with the human feces on the sidewalk, think again. Now it’s Denver, too (https://denver.cbslocal.com/2019/11/08/feces-prostitutes-needles-jawaid-bazyar-curtis-street-business/).
A Denver businessman has been fined by the city for not cleaning up the feces outside his store: we suppose he can be thankful they’re on the outside, not the inside. He says it’s the city that’s not enforcing the law against taking a dump on a public sidewalk (and who ever dreamed we’d ever need such a law?), so why should he go out and provide unpaid public sanitation every day? A municipal judge will soon decide who’s got to do it.
We must ask: Can people literally not see what government by liberals does to the places they govern? Do they think what happened to Venezuela was an accident? Do they think it’s the natural order of things, to have to wear galoshes whenever you have to go downtown? Why in the world is the Democrat Party still in business?
Honk if you like what they’ve done to San Francisco and Denver and can hardly wait for them to do it to your city.
The city’s sidewalks are heaped with human feces, rats are running free, homeless people everywhere you look–
And what San Francisco really needs is a 60-by-30-foot mural of an angry Swedish teenager, elevated to the status of a universal scold who demands that the world’s governments TAKE ACTION to stop catastrophic Climate Change before it kills us all–in just twelve years or so (https://time.com/5723241/greta-thunberg-mural-san-francisco/).
What a privilege it is, to live in an era when the whole world can be fishwifed by some kid. Sixty feet high, this portrait is. Once upon a time we didn’t do such things in America. They were only done in the Soviet Union and Red China. Far Left Crazy has moved to San Francisco.
They just won’t drop the ball on this, will they? Climate Change! Global Warming! Only an all-powerful global government can save us!
What bunk.
And so Greta glowers down on us from the side of a tall building, her “How dare you?” challenge ringing down the endless corridors of political inanity.
And anybody who doesn’t like it is a “hater.” And “anti-science.” Because we ignore the demands of such prominent Climate Scientists as Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter–yes, those names were on the Declaration of Climate Emergency.
I can hardly wait to vote for Donald Trump again.
The sane alternative? Nah….
A few days ago, I caught myself thinking, “Now I know why the Democrats have trotted out this whole parade of goofs, kooks, and socialist weirdos as presidential candidates! It’s so Hillary Clinton can come galloping to the rescue at the last minute–‘It’s okay, I’m here, you don’t have to nominate one of those!’ She will be offered to us as the sane alternative.”
Check that. ‘Cause now Hillary has come up with a new excuse for losing the 2016 election. And it’s a doozy.
She now attributes her loss to “flashing videos” (now you see ’em, now you don’t) on “the dark web” that turned the stupid voters against her (https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/24/hillary-clinton-flashing-videos-dark-web/). These videos, she explained, are such that “nobody can find them, but you’re going to see them and you’re going to see that person [the subject of the video: to wit, her] doing these horrible things.”
Oh, well… she’s no saner than Beto.
Read all about it on the dark web.
Just call me “Pierre”!
“Pierre Delecto”–nothing fake-sounding about that name, is there? Pierre uses Twitter to attack President Donald Trump and not-president Newt Gingrich. Pierre has also consistently defended and praised Sen. Mitt Romney, the Republican weanie who lost to Obama, moved to Utah, and got elected to the Senate, where he has appointed himself an anti-Trump gadfly.
Oops, hold it–turns out Pierre Delecto is Mitt Romney. It’s a Twitter alias. (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/10/senator_pierre_delecto_ends_the_career_of_senator_mitt_romney.html). Kinda lets the air out of those “Well, I think Mitt Romney is a great American and a lion of the Senate!” comments. “Pierre Delecto.” Sheesh. I’m sure I don’t want to know what’s going on inside that guy’s head.
On the Mordor side of the Aisle, Congresswoman Katie Hill–Democrat from California, impeachment circus spear-carrier–is in a bit of hot water for roping a young female aide into a sexual affair with her and taking nude photos of herself brushing the younger woman’s hair ( https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/10/21/kompromat-nude-photos-of-democrat-katie-hill-multiple-affairs-swirling-around-congresswoman-threaten-to-undermine-impeachment/). It’s against House of Representatives rules to carry on with your staffers. But it’s probably okay if you’re a Democrat.
Do you think Professor Moriarty or Dr. Fu Manchu would ever be so clumsy as to have nude photos taken of themselves, and then let them slip out into the public domain?
They’re governing our country.
God help us.
Gov. Noisesome–er, Newsome–with his public policy adviser
Well, from now on, there is free lunch in California–free school lunch, that is. Free for all the kiddies whether their families pay the school lunch fee or not. This is thanks to a new law called–get your barf bag ready–“Creating California For All.” What the dickens does that mean?
And as icing on the cake, once again we see adults taking their marching orders from a child: in this case, a 9-year-old boy who “drew attention” to the disgraceful practice of “lunch shaming.” ( https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/california-lunch-shaming-bill-meals) Like, if you don’t pay your lunch fee, you have to eat an “alternative lunch.” They make it sound like the kids are forced to eat carpet beetles. Anyway, says the governor, Gavin Noiseome–oops: Newsome–“this amazing young man” (suddenly everything is “amazing”, have you noticed that?) saved up his allowance until he had $74.80 to pay for his classmates’ lunches and it was an “honor” for the governor to meet him.
Disregarding whether we believe in this, er, performance or not, don’t you find it more than just a little creepy, the way they’re all trotting out children now to make political points? Really, the more I think about that story, the less I believe it.
Question: If the state of California is going to provide free school lunch for all, why should anybody pay their lunch fees?
And Bernie sez it’ll be free lunch in all the schools in America if we totally lose our minds and elect him president. Stay tuned for some other Democrat to offer free supper, too.
