Tag: 2022 elections

‘Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?’ (2017)

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Libs are always complaining when the power of speech is exercised by people who aren’t them. That’s when speech becomes “divisive” and a Democrat government has to rein it in! For our own good, of course.

Here are two jidrools practicing lib-speak.

Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?

Did you get that? Hillary Clinton slyly suggests that Donald Trump might be plotting to assassinate “journalists.” Michelle Obama chimes in with the assertion that all women ought to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman. (Gee, Mike, you’d be really mad if someone said all white people ought to vote for Trump because he’s white, too.)

Midterm elections are just around the corner. Have you checked the batteries on your B.S. detector?

Wow! ‘Tens of Millions’ of Us ‘Threaten Our Democracy’!

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I can’t get over that freaky lighting. Was there a fire in the background?

Holy cow, it’s worse than I thought! But are Democrats clued in, or what?

According to a Harvard poll (so you know it’s, like, totally true!), 73% of Democrats–yeah, we said 73%–believe “tens of millions of MAGA Republicans” pose “a threat to our democracy” and are “trying to overthrow the Constitution” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/09/19/poll-majority-democrats-believe-there-are-tens-millions-dangerous-maga-republicans/).

My stars, what do you do with, oh, 75 million nasties (that’s us) who actually voted for Donald Trump in 2020? I mean, schiff, we’re dangerous! Well, there’s only one thing you can do, isn’t there?

“Lock ’em all up, every one of ’em!” says a Democrat U.S. senator who doesn’t want his name to be used because too many people make funny faces when they say it. “China thinks it has a problem with those Uighurs, so they’ve locked up a couple million of them. Well, you can never go wrong by doing whatever China does!”

“It heap big problem!” said another Democrat senator, who is not a native American, not really. “Got to go on warpath!”

“The thing to do,” added an anonymous Democrat in the House of Representatives, who has staring eyes that scare small children, “is to impeach Trump–again! If we just keep doing it, we’re bound to nail him someday. And we should also impeach everyone who voted for him.”

“We’ll unite the country by crushing everyone who isn’t on our side,” said a person who closely resembles Joe Biden.

Dem Dope Thinks He’s Jesus

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Good grief (this could give me nightmares)

Ya know how Republicans are always accused of employing way over-the-top campaign rhetoric? Well, they can’t touch the Democrat dindle currently running for governor of Florida, one Charlie Crist.

Crist likens himself to Jesus Christ (Gov. Ron DeSantis is “DeSatan”) and also to the president of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, who is now a war hero instead of just another name in a bunch of thinly-investigated scandals (https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2022/09/12/watch_charlie_crist_compares_himself_to_zelensky_calls_desantis_desatan_and_says_hes_bad_were_good.html). “He (DeSantis) is bad; we’re good,” prattles Charlie.

This oaf thinks all he needs is another “h” in his name and he can be Jesus Christ. It don’t work that way, chuckles.

Last we heard from this witless wonder, he was urging parents not to vote for him if they had “so much hate in their hearts” as to NOT WANT their 6-year-olds groomed for sex by perverted wackos in the teachers’ union… well, then, he doesn’t want their vote!

I don’t think he’s getting it.

Dem Senate Candidate (We Quote): ‘Treat Them People Like S***’

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At least two Democrat candidates for Congress in South Carolina have asked their party’s U.S. Senate candidate to step down–after Project Veritas caught her saying what she actually thinks of the people she wants to represent (https://ussanews.com/2022/09/08/u-s-senate-candidate-krystle-matthews-d-sc-treat-white-people-like-sht/).

Warning: Nooze clip contains carloads of cuss words and vulgarity… because that’s how she talks.

Krystle Matthews says white people “gotta be treated like s***” because “it’s the only way they respect you.” Not that she’s exactly awed by black voters, either. According to Matthews, “I talk white s*** to white voters and black s*** to blacks.” But! “Regardless of race, I love everybody.” We are at liberty to disbelieve this.

Remember when the Senate used to be a place famous for its dignity? Probably that’s always been a lie. It was a given that a certain number of clowns and dingbats would populate the House of Representatives… but not the Senate! Please, no, not the Senate!

Sorry, kid. Senate’s got ’em, too.

Look, I’m from New Jersey, it’s a glass house so I’m not throwing stones. But do the voters of South Carolina really, truly, want this caricature to represent them in the Senate?

GOP, Hear This: It’s Now or Never

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“The redcoats are coming!” (In fact, they’re all but in our living rooms.)

A passionate outcry on the radio this morning: Republicans, wake up, look alive!

Really, they have to depart from their country-club way of doing things… which is mostly to do nothing.

Wake up! Please! You have no plan, you have no vision–what do you have to offer us? The Democrats have a plan, all right! God forbid we should ever see it come to pass. But you people in the GOP–you have to have something to offer us! “Vote for us, because if we’re elected, we will…” Do what?

Allow me to make some suggestions.

*Restore energy independence.

*Repair and solidify our southern border, and expel as many illegal entrants as possible.

*Initiate decertification of teachers’ unions.

*Make it vastly easier to homeschool; encourage it, support it.

*Repeal federal laws and executive orders that feed the insane Transgender movement.

*Re-affirm commitment to the Civil Rights Act as written–reject it as a tool for fomenting racial hatred and paranoia. No more Critical Race Theory in schools!

*Bring forth legislation giving parents and taxpayers a much greater say in how education proceeds in the schools that they pay for. If that means reducing the power of the federal Dept. of Education and state departments of education–so much the better!

*Crack down on crime! Serious penalties for prosecutors who won’t prosecute.

*Fire, and if possible prosecute, those in the Justice Dept. who used the FBI and other resources as a hammer against parents and political rivals. That must stop and never start again!

There’s more, much more, that the Republicans could run on in November. America is broken and needs to be fixed. Mild grumbling about taxes won’t walk the dog.

Democrats have a program. Republicans don’t. Democrats are this close to destroying our republic.

Wake up, you idle country-club sluggards! For once in your lives, embrace your responsibility!

 

Damn the Polls, Full Speed Ahead!

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“Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!” This was Admiral David Farragut’s cry at the Battle of Mobile Bay, 1864. P.S.–He won the battle.

I’ve just about given up on polls. They say whatever the pollsters want them to say. And lately, in the words of ex-football star and current Senate candidate Herschel Walker (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/patriotism-unity/ignore-the-trash-talk-republicans-can-and-will-win-this-november), the polls have just been “trash talk” whose intent is to intimidate and discourage Republican candidates and voters.

If you pay any attention to the polls (which I regret having done), what you mostly see is Democrat boosterism. Last week it was SloJo Biden, who thinks tens of millions of us are “semi-fascists” and “extremists,” a “threat to democracy,” up to just short of a comfy 50% approval rating–after being down in the mid-30s all last month. Suddenly he’s way up there, Republicans can forget about it, game over, Dems win. And just as suddenly he’s back down into the 30s again this week. Are the American people that fickle, or is there something wrong with the polls?

What can’t be disputed is that this year’s midterms are elections that we have to win–have to! There is no alternative, unless we want to just sit on our fannies and watch America get eaten by the Wokies.

Because we have to do this, the polls are now irrelevant. It doesn’t matter what they say–we have to win, and win big. Biden and his mob have to be shot down in flames. This is Stalingrad. This is Gettysburg. We have to win.

So damn the polls, let’s work for victory, prepare to vote if we have to crawl past hungry dragons to do it–and full speed ahead!

“We won’t let you down,” Herschel Walker pledges.

So let’s not let ourselves down.

Some Gobbledygook You’re Bound to Hear

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One more week to Labor Day–and then in the nooze media it’ll be all politics, all the time.

Here is some of the twaddle you’re likely to hear.

*”With me in office the crime rate didn’t increase as much as it did last month! It only increased a bit, well short of 50%. We are very far from everybody being a criminal!”

*”We brought gas prices down!” (By doubling them to over $5 a gallon, then shaving off a few pennies to bring it under $5. Magic!) [P.S.–They’re actually using this one.]

*”Your FBI is not a Democrat goon squad!” Tell us another.

*”Only we can protect you from monkeypox!” Or whatever other germ happens to be in vogue. Cough up those freedoms, everybody.

*”We only hired 87,000 new IRS agents to serve you better!”

*”Vote-by-Mail is a completely honest and reliable system.”

Oops, I have to stop. I am informed that that last one actually caused several readers to fall out of their chairs.