Tag: 2022 elections

‘The Future of Democracy’ (Oh, Please!)

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Photos of Joe Biden Eating Ice Cream

Here he is in one of his increasingly rare lucid intervals.

Crapmeister-in-Chief SloJo Biden last night warned Americans that “the future of democracy” is on the line in next week’s midterm elections (https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/2022-11-03/ty-article/update-5-biden-warns-election-deniers-pose-threat-blames-trump/00000184-3ad0-d46d-ab96-bafb924b0000).

SloJo launched a pre-emptive strike on “election deniers,” them being such a mortal threat to democracy and all. Here’s how I interpret it:

“We’ve gotta keep our power, we’ve gotta win these elections, so of course we’re cheating, we couldn’t possibly win if we didn’t–and come Nov. 9, any Republican who accuses us of cheating is A Threat To Democracy!”

Tens of millions of us are convinced the 2020 election was rigged to put Biden in the White House. Hmmm… If it were 51% of us who thought so, wouldn’t “democracy” require that to be the official position?

Lessee, what do you suppose really is a greater threat to our republic? (They keep calling it a “democracy,” but it isn’t. The Constitution guarantees each state in the union a republican form of government.) People saying the 2020 election was something less than honest… or runaway inflation, feckless foreign policy, massive governmental corruption, transgender mania, zillions of illegals rushing over our un-enforced southern border, Critical Race Theory in our schools… or Dodderin’ Joe himself and the idiots with which he is surrounded?

Take all the time you need to think about it.

Mrs. Bates for U.S. Senate!

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Mrs. Athalia Bates, best known as Norman Bates’ mother in Psycho, is running for re-election to the Senate. The long-time Democrat has been a fixture in the Senate since 1960, when a local funeral home mysteriously “lost” her.

“The fact that she is dead is something that only a bigoted Republican steeped in liveism would ever hold against her,” said Mark Kardz, Democrat Party strategist. “She never committed those murders! Her son did–and he’s better now.

“Everybody knows that dead people are a major component of our party’s voting base–and who better than Mrs. Bates to represent them? And you didn’t hear it from me, but Athaliah Bates taught V.P. Kamala Harris everything she knows! And not only that: President Biden plays pinochle with her every other night. And she always wins!”

The secret of Mrs. Bates’ success, he said, “Is that she fits right in! She’s sort of our party personified. Everything you would ever expect from a Democrat, you get from Mrs. Bates.”

It has not yet been decided which state Mrs. Bates will represent. It’s usually California, “But New York is making a serious pitch for her this year,” said Kardz.

“‘Our Conservative Movement’ (LOL)” (2015)

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What with the midterm elections just eight days away, we’re getting inundated with emails from politicians schnorring for contributions. Out-of-state money seems to be their favorite dish… but it leaves a bad aftertaste.

‘Our Conservative Movement,’ LOL

I love these characters who pass themselves off as “conservatives” when they haven’t conserved, or even tried to conserve, a cotton-pickin’ thing. C’mon, Karl Rove! You can’t believe you’re fooling anybody.

Well, ignore the emails, disregard the polls, and vote for every Republican on the ballot. Yes, some of those are wastes of space; but Job One is to chase the Democrats out of office before they can do our country any more harm. We can deal with the RINOs next time out.

Look around. If you see anything being conserved, please let me know.

My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 27 (‘Do Or Die–Let’s Do!’)

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Business Lessons Learned From Stacey Abrams' Refusal To Concede

Stacy Abrams… She wants more abortions. Do you?

How bad do things have to get before we throw the Democrat Party out of office? ‘Cause they’re pretty bad already.

Do Or Die (Let’s Do!)

I’ve noticed, though, in just the past two weeks or so, Democrat candidates are saying really wacky things and the commentators in the nooze have been playing a lot of CYA. Just last week it was all “Hey, ya know, the Democrats are gonna pull this out, they’re gonna keep control of Congress.” This week, none of that at all. I wonder what happened over the weekend to change the media’s tune. Now they’re all predicting Doomsday.

But Doomsday for Democrats is Happy Birthday for America.

Clueless Democrat: Her Slip Is Showing

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Is New York locked with California in a battle to see which state can generate the worst government?

Here’s New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, debating the Republican candidate, Rep. Lee Zelden. Zelden keeps trying to discuss New York’s soaring crime rate, eminently attributable to the Democrats’ “bail reform” policy that keeps violent criminals out of jail and allows them to continue to prey on people.

And what does Gov. Hokum have to say about it?

“I don’t know why that’s so important to you.”

Egad, the woman’s off her rocker. Why should getting knifed or clubbed or pushed onto the tracks while you’re waiting for a subway seem important to anyone? Hokum could easily fire any district attorney who refuses to prosecute criminals–but she doesn’t. Assault and injure someone on the sidewalk, and 15 minutes later they turn you loose again.

Insane public policy. And that’s what Democrats have to offer.

It’d be nice if Hokum encountered one of those subway crimes she just laughs off.

‘Liberalism: Dangerously Silly’ (2018)

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President Joe Biden poses for a photo with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Pray the election wipes the smiles off their faces.

Imaginary solutions to imaginary problems–that’s liberalism in a nutshell.

Liberalism: Dangerously Silly

In a couple of weeks Americans will have a chance to root a lot of silly and wicked people out of Congress. We are running out of chances to do this.

They’re betting “vote-by-mail” can pull them through, when no one in his right mind would ever vote for any of their public policies. They will cheat again. They worship power, crave it, live for it, and will do anything, absolutely anything, to get it and keep it.

We can stop them. We can vote them out. And we have to, if we want our nation to survive as anything more than just a name on a map.

Has God Hardened Their Hearts?

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You’d swear it was brewed up by witches

I was bowled over yesterday by Democrat gubernatorial candidate Stacy Abrams suggesting that the way to beat inflation is by… having more abortions! I couldn’t believe any politician would ever say such a thing.

More abortions! Erase our country’s border! Spend like there’s no tomorrow, like money was confetti! Let all the criminals out of jail! Urge and pressure young children to have a sex-change! And don’t forget the Drag Queen Story Hour! And Critical Race Theory!

They aren’t even pretending to be sane anymore. And I wonder–

Has God hardened their hearts, as He hardened Pharaoh’s heart, to move them to an open display of what fools, what crooks, what degenerates they are? Really–what kind of doofus is in favor of any of this stuff? This is mental illness as a public policy agenda.

Are we finally seeing it? How blind do you have to be, not to?

I guess we soon will know.

‘Abort the Poor to Stop Inflation’

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Review of 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift | Mar. 17-23, 2021 | Real Change

Jonathan Swift’s satire, A Modest Proposal, recommended that the British Parliament solve the problem of poverty in Ireland by eating Irish babies. We now have a modern equivalent to that… but it’s not satire.

Stacy Abrams, the Democrat running for governor of Georgia, said in an interview with MSNBC this week, “Having children is why you’re worried about your price for gas” (https://freebeacon.com/democrats/stacey-abrams-claims-abortion-restrictions-are-behind-inflation-concerns/).

Voila! Abort your babies and solve inflation!

Just how awful has our political class become? Hey, you’ve got to choose between having a baby and buying that new virtual reality game you saw on TV the other night!

When Roman senators stopped having children, Augustus Caesar called them “murderers of your own posterity.” Is that where we’re headed? Are we there yet?

The election results will help us answer that.

‘”Save Our Democracy”‘ (2018)

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Save Democracy Vote Democratic Double Sided Yard Sign, Protest Sign

God forbid

They taught Civics when my mother went to school. Kids were expected to learn how the country was supposed to work.

Now they teach what we could justly call “anti-civics”–heaped-up piles of pure crapola, mostly based on Democrat slogans, none of which venture anywhere near truth.

‘Save Our Democracy’

“Save our democracy” was a big slogan in the 2018 midterm elections and will be even bigger this time out, with their so-called president barking and hooting it. The fact that we do not have a “democracy,” that by law we have a republic, has never registered with Democrats.

Could we please not elect these people anymore? Haven’t they done enough damage to America? Why in the world would anyone want to see more?

The Democrats’ Path to Overwhelming Victory!

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He’s got a cunning plan!

An ace campaign consultant has drawn up an infallible plan for a “massive” Democrat victory in November’s midterm election. This “road map” has been leaked to us by several cowboys.

“All it’ll take is these six points!” says consultant Hu Phlung Dung. Let us summarize.

*”Elect Democrats and there’ll be no more hurricanes.” (“Got that from Senator Klobuchar,” Hu admits.)

*All male children are now female, and all female children are now male.”

*”Congress, if it has the courage to do so, can spend our way out of debt.” (“President Biden has always thought so!”)

*”The border is now, like, totally secure so you can all forget about it.”

*”Give a vote in our elections to anyone in the world who wants one! We’ll get a lot more really smart people voting, that way.”

*”All personal debt will be paid off by the federal government!” (“Who could possibly be against that?” he wonders.)

Mr. Hu is widely credited with engineering the upset victory of Gumby in Gumball, New York’s 2008 school board election. Gumby was running unopposed.