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Nhow We Has Band ‘The’ Match Gaim!!!!!

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Moar fantastickal Progrest!!! Tooday “in” the Stoodint Soviet we has band “The” Match Gaim!!!! Fromb nhow On, enny boddy whoo “plaze” it,, thay Get kikked rite Out “of” Collidge!!

And woodnt yiu Know It,, sumb Biggit Hater thay sayed “waht Is “the” Poynt of that?? That thare sho it “was” On TV sicksty (&^60) yeers aggo!!”! So six (%6#) of us we Beet himb upp! (OOPs! Sari! Shood of sayed beet “themb” Up!!)

I meen, lookit it!!! Awl themb peeple In “the” gaim thay “Are” awl Wyte!!!Iff thatssnot Racist, watt is???? and I bet nun “of” themb is Trans neether!!!! Cant yiu just Feeel The Haite comming Offf “the” skreeen???

So we wil “be” keeeping a Eye “out” nhow for enny boddy, enny stoodint, enny prefesser, enny boddy at awl Waching this heer Show “and” iff we cache themb, THAY ‘ARE’ TOEST!!!!!!!

{Sumb oather Hater Biggit thay sayed the sho It Is “not” on TV enny moar,, so we Beet Themb Up tooo!!! (and thiss tyme I rebembemered To “say” Themb!)!

Let’s Ban… Baby Wipes!

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Forbidden! Taboo! Hands off!

Oh, those Jersey Democrats! Ours is a small state, but our Democrats don’t want to fail by comparison to California Democrats and Communist China Democrats.

So what’ll we ban now, huh? [two-year pause: thinking] Ooh! Ooh!

Let’s ban baby wipes! (https://www.shorenewsnetwork.com/2023/03/11/plastic-bags-gas-cars-gas-stoves-new-jersey-is-now-coming-after-your-baby-wipes/).

Our glorious governor (wants to be president) and legislature (want to be human) propose a $20,000 fine for using non-flush, disposable cleaning cloths. Then people will have to find other things to flush down their toilets and clog the sewer system–oh, wait, they’ve been doing that for years. With sanitary napkins. (I’ve covered a few of those stories in my time.) Are they going to ban sanitary napkins?

What a temptation!

Baby wipes and body wipes exist because people find them useful and convenient, and sometimes really need them. By contrast, there is never a time we really need our legislators. Nor have we ever found them useful or convenient. If it came to a choice between them and baby wipes, we’ll go for the baby wipes every time.

It ‘Is’ Oh. Kay to Eet Play Doh!!!

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We gotted a weerd Letter yeasterday fromb somb Hater whoo asked W”hat Do yiu Collidge Nittwitz do for Fun??”?

Wel wee are Not heer to has “Fun!”” In facked we Bannned Fun!!! We “are” Trying “to” maik a Revvalusion heer!!! In facked we are Trying to Ban Evry-Thing!! It “is” “The” ownly whay to Stop Sistemick Racism!!!!!! Becose evry-thing It is Racist!! Waht kind “of” stoopid dop dont know That???

We runned into A promble wen we Banned foood! Evry Boddy thay got Hungary!!!! i dont know waht wood of hapened iff our Stoodint Soviet diddnt “deside” itd Be O.K. for us to Eet Play Doh!!!

Yiu wood think whith “all” themb Pritty Cullers that Play Doh it wood be verry Nise to Eet!!!! and aslo if yiu got Tallent yiu can shaip It “so” it Looks jist lyke Reel Foood!!! The gye in that thare pixture he Is “eeting” a Play Doh sanwitch “and” It looks so Taistey!!!! i wisht I hadded one Jist ly’ke It!!!!!!

Wel i whil Not Lye to yiu becose we has Banned Lying but we has aslo Banned Teling “the” Trooth so thats O.K. anywhay i whil Not tel yiu that Play Doh it Taists goood, axully it taists Kined “of” Ickky!!! i was sorprized!! and It “was” kwite Hard “to” Swaller tooo!!!!!!!!!

And jist nhow i dont Feel “so” goood so i Better stop Riting!!!!

Forbidden: Everything

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Ooh-ooh, I’ve got it, I’ve got it! The one sure-fire, foolproof way to stop the old pandemic in its tracks! Suddenly it hit me!

Forbid all behavior.

That’s it–ban everything! No more doing anything. And for good measure, to ensure strict compliance, tie everybody up!

Wait’ll Democrats hear about this.

If you’re going to do anything, do it now. It might not be allowed tomorrow.

‘What Makes New Yorkers Live Longer?’ (2012)

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He makes you live longer!

Oh, boy–pseudo-science! Oh, boy–faulty logic! Puddem togedda and waddaya got? Something worth a little less than bibbity-bobbity-boo.

What Makes New Yorkers Live Longer?

What you got, in 2012, was New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s ban-everything policy being credited with giving New Yorkers longer life spans. Read this carefully and see how many examples of cockeyed thinking you can find.

Then see if you can think of any reason to believe in “science” anymore.