This is another one of those stories that the maimstream nooze media never followed up. It’s one of the weirdest school stories that we’ve ever published here.
Where do they get the jidrools who run our public schools? How are the teachers’ colleges able to turn out so many wack-jobs? I mean, really–Smile, or else? You go into “counseling,” like there’s something wrong with you?
Why in the world do parents keep sending their children to these schools?
(Printed signs for all occasions!)
Damn, them plebs are getting uppity!
This week students at Loudoun, Virginia, public schools walked out to protest the school district’s “transgender bathroom” policy (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12705363/transgender-bathrooms-loudoun-county-public-schools-woodgrove-high.html).
In 2021 a girl was raped in a school bathroom by a–weasel word alert!–“male-born” student. And then… the Loudoun school board voted 7-2 to make all school bathrooms open to whoever might want to use them… including male-born bipeds who identify as girls.
Protesting students said the policy exposes female students to a “massive safety risk.” Ya think? I mean, the rape did happen–and all they did was transfer the male-born student to another school… where he did it again.
Somehow the Loudoun school district just can’t keep itself out of the headlines.
No one has offered any reason why boys should be allowed to use the girls’ bathrooms. Not even a silly reason–although I confess I haven’t looked too hard for one.
There is no law that says you have to consign your children to public schools administered by moral imbeciles. It must be just a bad habit.
Banned! in South Orange, no fun allowed! For your own good, of course… Big Brother knows best.
Where do they get these dindles who wind up running our public education system? Where is it written than only drips, pills, and ninnies need apply?
The Superintendent of the South Orange and Maplewood School District, in New Jersey, has banned Halloween–no costumes, no in-class cupcakes, no fun! He says he does this because fun stuff like Halloween may “exacerbate inequality” and anyway shut up already, he’s “promoting an inclusive school” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/10/school-district-bans-halloween-promote-diversity-equity-inclusion/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=school-district-bans-halloween-promote-diversity-equity-inclusion), yatta-yatta, blah-blah-blah.
And behind the silly simp of a superintendent, they’ve got an Assistant Superintendent of Access and Equity. What the hell is that? Do you still wonder why your school taxes are so perishin’ high?
This jidrool in South Orange is so far out there on the left, even our Far Left Loony governor has publicly denounced him. (Yeahbut, yeahbut! Some kids’costumes might be nicer than others’! That would be inequality! And sadness. Oh, dear…!) The kids’ parents don’t seem too happy about it, either.
But as long as you stay in the public schools, this is the crapola you’re going to get. This is what they are. And they’re too far gone to change.
Get out while you can.
Wrong answers can kill you dead!
Math is about not running out of money because you can’t understand a budget. It’s about airplanes flying without falling down, and buildings remaining upright. In short, it’s about doing things right.
That’s what liberals hate about it.
I had problems with math in school because I hated that math problems had real answers and you couldn’t B.S. your way around them.
But now I see the beauty of it… and the horrific ugliness of the alternative.
Why do parents allow their children to be “educated” by racist weirdos from the teachers’ unions?
In the San Ramon Valley Unified School District, California (of course), a special “equity teacher”–according to a complaint by a student’s mother–has been teaching the kiddies that white people have “no culture,” except for the bit they “stole” from others (https://www.newsweek.com/california-school-teaching-white-people-no-culture-sparks-fury-1828096). This is taught in… choir class!
Who knows what the, er, “teacher” meant by that? But even granting, foolishly, that this were true… Well, have you looked at any other group’s “culture” lately? If what you see makes you happy, get some help. You need it.
And yet with all the abuse–transgender grooming, anti-white propaganda, etc., etc.–millions of parents continue to send their kids to public schools. Go figure. How much worse could the alternatives possibly be?
If our civilization collapses, public education will have earned the lion’s share of blame.
Honk if you know what the word “equity” is supposed to mean.
“Got you, sucker!”
Still want to send your kid to public school, do you?
This school year has only just started, and already “school officials” have suspended a six-year-old child for playing cops and robbers by pointing fingers at each other and yelling “Bang, bang!” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/09/bang-school-that-punished-boy-finger-gun-gets/)
According to (ahem!) school officials, the child’s playground behavior constituted “a threat to do serious bodily harm.”
You want your children educated by those?
This was in Jefferson County… Alabama. Not New York. Not California. Not even those nuts in Loudon County, Virginia–although they may well be having a “Why didn’t we think of that?” moment.
Next it’ll be a push for “finger gun control.” For a “mandate,” of course–not legislation. These people get off on mandates.
Fill in the blank with something that makes sense and win a hat with a propeller on it!
“I spend tens of thousands of dollars to send my child to this lackwit factory because _______.”
What can you say about having certifiable wack-jobs “educate” your children? In what way, shape, or form is any of this “higher” education? Or any kind of education at all? Oh, God, the money that is wasted! The labor!
How much longer is our country going to last?
“Somebody help! She read the survey results!”
How can it be? How can anyone NOT be totally enamored of all things gender-fluid? It can only be because they’re fascists!
Survey doofuses at Oregon State University are wetting their diapers over results of a survey of engineering and computer science students. Out of 349 kids surveyed, 50 returned “mocking responses.”
And that’s just the 50 students who had the guts to tell the surveyors where to get off. Who knows how many felt the same but didn’t think it worthwhile to say so?
It’d be funny if “college” wasn’t as successful as they thought at churning out brainless Far Left zombies.
Students protest the professor’s existence
A tenured professor of Ethics at People’s Democratic College has been fired for teaching “It’s good to be humble, kind, and gentle.”
“We all know that’s code for White Supremacy!” said Dean of Deans Larry Beria. “He’s lucky we have no felony hate speech law in this county–but I’m thinking we can always draw one up, just for him.”
The crunch came when progressive students broke into Professor T.J. Softlee’s office at night and discovered a King James Bible hidden in a desk drawer. College officials fired him the next day, and the students were rewarded with honorary Ph.D.s in Social Justice.
Two weeks ago, students walked out of Softlee’s class when he adopted a homeless kitten. Several of them were shocked badly enough to require therapy. The PDU Liberation Collective temporarily confiscated his car. “It was gas-powered–a declaration of war on The Planet!” said Beria.
College President Xi Jin-Ping said the incident “proves that we are totally dedicated to uniform diversity.”
A riot has been scheduled for this evening.
Do they get extra credit for this?
Here’s a new one on me–a whole new way of using “public education” to make people stupid.
A middle school teacher in Florida has been suspended and is being “investigated” for arranging fights between sixth-grade girls in her classroom: a kind of in-class “fight club” (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11960881/Florida-middle-school-teacher-arrested-hosting-student-fights-classroom.html).
The teacher is 23 years old–not much older than her students. In what may be the understatement of the year, she admitted having “poor classroom management skills.” Supposedly there are videos of her sitting at her desk admonishing girls “no screaming, no pulling hair, no phones” as they battled it out on the classroom floor.
Sheesh. How long was this going on before anybody noticed?
But don’t worry–it’s only one of tens of thousands of completely isolated incidents involving other people’s public schools. Your public school is bound to be just jim-dandy.