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California Governor Bans Thanksgiving

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No full-family get-togethers. No uncles, aunts, or cousins. If you have a big family, some of your children have to stay away.

No dining indoors, and so what if it’s late November. No turkey on a platter: all food must be prepackaged in containers.

No singing allowed–unless you sing very softly, with the face mask over your mouth.

Welcome to Thanksgiving 2020 in California!

Gov. Gavin Noisome has thought up a whole passel of new “regulations” to load onto the people of his state (https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/20/california-just-declared-war-on-thanksgiving-with-kafka-level-regulations/)–“regulations” affecting just about everyone in California. Gee, they’ll need a lot of people ratting out their neighbors, to enforce them.

Who knew a mere governor had so much power? This reminds me of World War II movies set in occupied France, with the people suffering under an SS colonel who has absolute power over them. All our governors are missing is the firing squads.

But, see, COVID-19 is gonna kill you dead, wam, bam, on the spot, unless you obey each and every mandate your governor can think of. It’s gonna kill you personally. Not like Climbit Change, which kills everybody. This virus has a bullet with your name on it.

Except it’s OK to riot, the virus will let you do that. Naturally–it’s for Social Justice. Loot, burn, assault, and freak out all you like.

But don’t have the family over for Thanksgiving!

Well, that takes care of Thanksgiving in California. Next target, Christmas. If they can ban Christmas, they can ban anything.

From October 21, 2020

‘You Asked For It!’

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You tell him, Bela!

Don’t you love it when a woke big shot “asks” for something from the public–and gets it? Like a pie in the face!

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (what a nice man I am, resisting the temptation to call him “Noisome”) set himself up for a lovely bashing when he asked social media users to submit ideas for the design of a new commemorative $1 coin “to honor the state’s innovations” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/04/oops-gavin-newsom-asks-social-media-users-help/). The coin will be issued in 2026.

Among the plethora of suggestions were homeless encampments, filth on the streets, skyrocketing crime, businesses fleeing the state, drug abuse, high gas prices–oh, yeah, plenty of innovations! Makes you wonder how these wokemeisters ever got elected in the first place… but that’s another story.

So far the governor has not replied to any requests for a response. But I’ve got a comment for him:

“You asked for it!”

California Decrees ‘Gender-Neutral’ Toys

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Why do they have to drag our children into their creepy politics?

[Thanks to Elder Mike for the nooze tip]

California Gov. Gavin Newsom, the slimiest man in North America, wants to be president of the United States. In case Jobydin comes up snake-eyes. Hey, he’s done such a great job on California!

One of the Golden State’s most recent capers, signed into law by Slimy, is legislation requiring toy stores to have a special section for “gender-neutral toys” or else face up to a $500 fine (https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/california-stores-without-gender-neutral-toy-sections-will-be-fined-under-new-law).

Now they want to run the toy stores.

I’m not so sure I know what “gender-neutral” toys are. My brother and sister and I all played with our Lincoln Logs, modeling clay, stuffed toys, building blocks–no room to list ’em all. My sister had a lovely six-gun and holster (we have the home movies): I am sure the clerk at the toy store never said to my father, “Now, you’re gonna let only boys play with this, right? No girls!”

If people would just mind their own cotton-pickin’ business–!

But wait, there’s more!

They’ve also passed a law requiring parents to “affirm” (God defend us!) “a child’s ability to determine their (?? bad grammar alert) gender independent of their parents’ desire…” Now plain fact is rewritten as mere “desire”? Well, of course! To do otherwise would be “the antithesis of modern thinking.”

So that’s modern thinking, is it? Where do I dump it?

So… shall we let Slimy Newsom do to all America what he’s been doing to California?

Not that any of the other Dems is any better.

 

More California Weirdness

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[Note: Please pray for Israel–and for those Palestinians who will suffer because they’re governed by homicidal maniacs.]

I really don’t feel like doing nooze today, but it is my job–and this item really caught my attention.

Gov. Gavin Noisome has surprisingly vetoed a bill by the California legislature that would have decriminalized the possession of “magic mushrooms” and other psychedelic drugs (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/10/09/california-gov-gavin-newsom-vetoes-bill-that-would-have-decriminalized-psychedelic-mushrooms/).

My guess is he’s waiting for his fellow Democrats to pitch SloJo under the bus and run him for president instead… so he’ll want to build up some sanity cred in preparation for 2024.

Maybe it should be a contest: You win a prize if you can think of anything at all that California needs less than widespread use of psychedelic drugs. I don’t think I can.

Mind you, had the bill been passed, these drugs would still be illegal under federal law. And of course (!) they weren’t proposing to allow various jidrools to sell psychedelics, or bring them onto school property–tut-tut, we wouldn’t do that! We just want people to feel comfy about using these drugs themselves.

As this fallen world’s leaders think of more wars to start, more and more kooks emerge with proposals to bring the whole thing crashing down.

We are in desperate need of God’s protection.

More Pushback (in California???)

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Winner of the Sleazy Grin Contest, 2023

Despite a lawsuit by the state and bluster by Gov. Noisome, seven more school districts have indicated that they will join with the Chico school district in letting parents know if their children want to “change their gender” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/10/05/seven-california-districts-adopt-parental-notification-on-transgender-kids/).

Noisome, who wants to be president (God forbid!) when SloJo trudges off to Tartarus, is unable to explain why school officials should not be allowed to inform parents when their children flip out for transgender. He just thinks the state of California should prevent them from doing so.

It is expected that once seven more districts stand with Chico, quite a few more will follow. Imagine a state where the voice of sanity is school officials!

California–Gung-Ho for Abortion!

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See that? It’s a billboard put up in South Dakota–by the governor of California! He’s also raised pro-abortion billboards in several other states… supposedly paying for them with his own campaign money. Honk if you like the idea of a California governor advertising his agenda in your state.

Transforming his state into an abortion mecca, Gov. Gavin Noiseome–oops: Newsom–has also declared his intention to run for president in 2024, provided SloJo’s not seeking re-election. Well, sheesh, if we can’t beat this guy, hang it up. Does he really think no one has noticed him and his playmates turning California into a third-world basket case? I mean, name one thing he’s done that anyone who’s not crazy likes.

And just to make it so much worse–

Newsom, who claims to be Catholic, asserts that the Bible (!) enjoins us to make it easy for women to get abortions. Like, that’s what Mark 12:31 means (“Love thy neighbor as thyself”). Apparently the baby waiting in the womb to be born is no one’s neighbor. If by some mischance the poor tyke makes it past the abortionist, the teachers’ unions and Disney Corp are waiting to lure the child into Transgenderworld.

Yowsah! Jesus loves abortion!

Are there any “Catholic” politicians in America who don’t?

Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin…

Are You Enjoying the…uh… Pandemic?

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I had a horrible thought yesterday, as I watched people pass up and down the sidewalk with their face masks on.

Does anybody out there like all this pandemic schiff?

Globalists are crowing about some ” Great Reset” they can subject us to–and I do mean “subject,” as in “Bye-bye citizens, hello subjects.” We didn’t want to be King George III’s subjects. Are we willing to be George Soros’? Bill and Melinda Gates’?

Look at all those vultures out there, waiting for our liberty to die. Obama. Kerry. Gore. All those faceless schemers over there in Europe.

And we wear face masks to walk our dogs?

They want to lock down our Thanksgiving, blot out our Christmas. They’ve got it all lined up for next year, too. When have they ever not moved the goalposts as soon as we got close? Over and over and over again! And we let them do it, and they have no fear of us; and when we catch Gavin Newsom enjoying a big-bucks birthday bash without face masks, without social distancing, even as he lays down the law to stifle our holidays… well, we just let him giggle it off, didn’t we?

Are we enjoying this? Does putting the mask over your nose and mouth inject a note of drama into life? Does it make us feel like we’re actually being virtuous and good?

Are we out of our freakin’ minds?

Meanwhile, they just stole a presidential election so they can impose on us a gaggle of Far Left Crazies headed by a dotard who needs a very brave food-taster–and this bunch is already bragging about what they’re gonna do to us next year.

These people with their Great Reset and their lockdowns are not our friends. They are predators, whose prey is… us!

We pray the Lord will cut them down.

This Just In: Sex and Social Distancing

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Emboldened by the fact that he wasn’t dragged out of the governor’s mansion by an angry mob with torches, California Governor Gavin Noisome has issued another mandate–hot on the heels of his admonition to the public to keep their face masks on “in between bites” while eating.

“I almost forgot to mention that social distancing, six feet apart at least, must continue to be practiced by couples having sex,” he declared. “I realize this might be difficult for some, but where there’s a will, there’s a way! Step-ladders and flexible rubber tubing spring to mind.”

The governor added that his latest social distancing mandate “might go national” if Joe Biden is elected president.

“Remember,” he added, “we only control your lives because we know what’s best for you.”

 

Dem Governor ‘Helped’ His Mother Commit Suicide

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You’d vote for this guy–for real?

I’d never heard this story until yesterday–Mother’s Day, no less. I am sorry that I know it. I am sorry that it’s true.

In 2002, Gavin Newsom–now the governor of California, then a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors–“assisted” his mother to commit suicide (https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/gavin-newsom-helped-mothers-assisted-suicide/). He told this story to The New Yorker in 2002 and it was revisited by Wesley J. Smith of The National Review in 2018, when Newsom was running for governor.

His mother had breast cancer and chose to kill herself. She left a message for her politician son: “Next Wednesday will be the last day for me. Hope you can make it.” Newsom’s sister recalled “how hard it was for him to be with her when she was dying.”

In 2002, assisting suicide was a felony in California. Newsom was never charged with any crime: indeed, hardly anyone seemed even to notice what he’d done. In 2015 the state legalized assisted suicide in the “End of Life Option Act.”

Here in New Jersey, just last year, our own Democrat governor, Phil Murphy–famous for saying that considering the Bill of Rights was “above my pay grade”–pushed for assisted suicide to be legalized by the legislature, but a court shot it down.

Democrats: assisted suicide, abortion–what is it with Democrats and death? Is there anything morally evil that they’re not for? Is there any pathway to the graveyard that they don’t line with cheering and confetti?

These are the kinds of things that we as a nation have to stop doing.

There is no escaping God’s judgment.

Now They Want to Tax Your Drinking Water

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Why is this man smiling?

Not to be outdone by the socialist swarm on the East Coast, California’s new governor, Gavin Newsom, says he wants to lay a state tax on drinking water (https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Gavin-Newsom-drinking-water-tax-budget-2019-detail-13527647.php).

Among the world’s shortest lists: things Democrats have not proposed to tax.

Minor details–like how much money the tax is intended to raise–have not been revealed. Supposedly this caper is to “help the poor” gain access to clean drinking water, 6 million people in California have water that isn’t safe to drink… Whose fault this is has not been revealed. Apparently it’s everybody’s fault, because according to Newsom, everybody’s gotta pay.

California has for years been trying to tax drinking water. Last year they ran a 95 cents per month tax up the flagpole, but it got shot down in the legislature.

The European Union has a drinking water tax to help Save The Planet From Global Warming. California must be jealous.

California is turning itself into a third-world country locked onto America like a tapeworm.