Folks, I hope you enjoy these columns, because they’re coming out of my hide and, even if I use posts on this blog to help me along, each week I wonder how much longer I can keep on writing these. Anyhow, here it is: Happy Barack Obama Day.
Don’t worry, I’m okay. It’s just that there’s only so much writing anyone can do, and I’m trying very hard to get my book finished before it gets too cold to work outside anymore.
National Public Radio, funded by your defenseless tax dollars, is all hepped up over a “philosopher” from Johns Hopkins University who’s touring collidge campuses to lecture about “the ethics of procreation” and convince students–almost as defenseless as your money–not to have children when they grow up, if they grow up (http://www.npr.org/2016/08/18/479349760/should-we-be-having-kids-in-the-age-of-climate-change).
The reason we shouldn’t have children–you’ve guessed it already–is Climbit Change. Yup. Says the ol’ philosopher, “Dangerous climate change is going to be happening by then (2036)” and we’re all gonna die as extras in the world’s biggest Mad Max movie. “Maybe we should protect our kids by not having them,” says he.
Oh! And no policies proposed by governments so far, he says, will solve the problem: much more “drastic cuts in carbon emissions are needed.” So you’d best all learn how to live like 12th century Ethiopian peasants, unless you’re one of the sages and leaders who have to rule the world. Then you can keep your air conditioners. And your private jets, limousines, yachts, and mansions. Philosopher-kings are entitled to these luxuries.
This comes on the heels of Australian temperature readings plummeting some 10 degrees just by removing the “smart cards” that “filter out” all the low temperatures that scientists don’t want to see. Out of sight, out of mind.
They just don’t stop, do they? They keep on trying to scare us into giving them gigantic new powers to control our lives and bigger and bigger gobbets of our money. But this is only what we should expect from leftid blowhards who declare there’s no such thing as objective truth.
If there’s anybody out there who thinks this spiel is not satanic–think again.
And suddenly it’s about 10 degrees (Centigrade) cooler in Australia.
Gee, why were the readings so high? Because “smart cards”–we’ve told you to beware of that word “smart” when certain people use it–“filter out the coldest readings.” Well, that would do it. The low temperature readings simply “vanish from the record.”
It’s sort of like deleting the outs from your batting average: always makes it go up.
Anyway… toldja, toldja, toldja so! It’s a fake, it’s a scam, it’s a hustle, it’s a power grab!
Really–how many times do these people have to be caught lying and cheating before the world catches on?
Ooooh! First they came for our cars, then they came for our air conditioners, then they came for our freakin’ toilet paper–and now they’re coming for our pets. Save The Planet from cats and dogs!
According to “scientists” [sic.] at UCLA, “as the threat of Global Warming increases” [cue raspberry sound effect]… “environmentally-conscious pet owners may need to make some tough choices…” and ultimately make “a transition to pets that eat less meat,” instead of dogs and cats (https://patch.com/california/hollywood/fido-fluffy-are-hurting-environment-ucla-study-says).
Well, ever since the town said I couldn’t have a pet elephant…
Cats and dogs serve a positive purpose in the lives of humans. In fact, they serve any number of constructive purposes.
Has anybody calculated how much carbon dioxide, and sheer hot air, liberals and “scientists” belch into the atmosphere? Like, how much good does Debbie Wasserman Schultz actually do, compared to the good done by any cat or dog?
What do these benighted people want from us? What will we have to yield to them before their appetite for our liberties is satisfied? I mean, do they want us to switch over to, say, pet houseflies? Yeah, that would be about their speed. “Here, Buzzy, Buzzy! I’ve got some nice rotting filth for you!”
Science, education, journalism, government–all, all, all our institutions in a high-speed race to the bottom!
Since losing my Outlook Express, I’ve lost the ability to email my Newswithviews columns to my friends. Maybe someday I’ll straighten it out. For the time being, the most I know how to do is to post a link to it here;
He forgot to mention what that event was going to be, and the show host never thought to ask him. All we are told is that it’s going to be real hard and not at all nice.
Could anything be more childish? What is this guy’s emotional age–seven? This goes right back to the playground: “You think your new model airplane is so hot! Ha, it’s nothin’! Why, my dad’s gonna get me a model that makes yours look like a lot of crap, you’ll just about drop dead when you see it!” And then when you ask what is this marvel, you get the answer, “I ain’t tellin’!”
Will it be a plague of locusts? An asteroid impact? A bunch of Democrat senators suddenly stabbing the president to death? A Supreme Court ruling outlawing masculinity?
Former presidential wannabe and snake oil billionaire Al Gore is still leading the Climbit Change movement, still making authoritative pronouncements, and still being believed by–well, at least by millions of Democrats and other kooks.
This is the guy who sez he invented the internet (while flunking out of divinity school). Who, in his presidential campaign, spoke tenderly of his mother singing “Look for the Union Label” to him as a lullaby–never mind he was a grown man when the song came out.
This is a man with a deeply ingrained habit of not telling the truth.
Here’s an Al Gore lie many of you have probably forgotten. He used to tell it a lot, until it was blown up for him in 1997: the claim that he and his wife, now his ex-wife, Tipper, were the inspiration for Erich Segal’s 1970 best-seller, Love Story. (http://www.nytimes.com/1997/12/14/us/author-of-love-story-disputes-a-gore-story.html)
It was Segal himself who said Gore’s story was a lie. He knew Gore at Harvard, and admitted that he used Gore’s “controlling father,” U.S. Senator Al Gore Sr., as the model for his romantic hero’s “emotional baggage.” Other than that, Al Jr. was just plain lying. Segal’s revelation put the kibosh on that one.
Anyway, they’re all still out there selling Global Warming, Save The Planet by giving them vast, undreamed-of power over every nuance of human life on earth–and giving them lots and lots of our money, too.
“We’re just going to have to wait for these people to age out,” says this wicked and deluded man.
See, us old folks are Climbit Change Deniers because we hasnt got no collidge eddicatoin. They haven’t had enough time to turn our brains into Play-Doh. A lot of us were already out of school altogether by the time they started cooking up Climbit Change. So scrap our generation and start over with the poor kids they’ve been working on since kindergarten.
Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin.
I testify that Christ shall set His throne upon the earth as King of Kings and Lord of Lords, whose right it is to rule Creation.
In fact, they lay it on the line: “It is quite clear that the [temperature] data have been intentionally tampered with.” So all that stuff you heard about the last three years being the warmest in history, that was just NASA and NOAA and other scam artists cooking the books.
Not that we needed scientists to tell us that Gore and Kerry and Obama and Clinton and all the rest of the Climbit Change Gang, partying all over the world on private jets, yachts, and limousines, living in colossal mansions, and behaving every day like persons who don’t believe a single word of what they’re selling… are totally unworthy of anyone’s belief. (Whopper of a sentence!) I mean, really–if you believe anything those people say, you really are a sap. Get help! C’mon, now–“Save The Planet by expanding our power beyond anything seen by man since Stalin died, and by forking over huge new taxes…!” What is anyone’s excuse for swallowing that line?
Again I thank God for sparing us President Hillary. Under her party’s platform, this scientific paper would constitute Climate Change Denial and might land its authors in prison.
That would be Al Gore–former vice president, presidential also-ran, Climbit Change zillionaire, and world-class hypocrite. If you’ve ever wondered how Al managed to flunk out of divinity school, his recent speech at the EcoCity World Summit, in Australia, should make it clear to you.
So “gay rights” is this high moral aspiration? Not according to the Bible it isn’t. No wonder this guy flunked out of divinity school.
Other speakers at the fraud-fest equated government action on Climbit Change with the achievement of “gender and social equity.” Like, the Climbit she’s a-changin’… so we gotta have a lot of new pronouns for a lot of new genders!
The Godless, and those who wish to act as gods themselves, don’t even make sense anymore. For some reason, their insistence that there’s no such thing as objective truth, and that a text can only mean whatever the reader thinks it means, has led them into a vast thicket of irrationality. Do they even suspect how nutty they sound?