Update: Australia’s ‘Gay Marriage’ Vote

(Thanks to my chess buddy, WannaBe, for this news update)

Well, Australia has had its “gay marriage” vote, but no one will know how it turned out until Nov. 15 (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/when-do-the-australia-gay-marriage-vote-results-come-out-and-what-will-happen-then-7069381/). That’s because the news will not be released until the bureau of statistics has fully tabulated the vote.

Imagine trying to do that in America–hold a national election, then ask the people to wait all that time before they know how it came out. I didn’t know Australians were so patient.

Probably–I only say probably–the result of the popular vote will determine how the legislature votes. Here we would call it a non-binding referendum–and if it went against the “gays,” Big Sodomy would simply go judge-shopping until they found a Democrat judge to impose it on the nation. But we weren’t given the opportunity to vote on this.

We can only pray that in the end, Australia’s voters decided to stand up against this plague of social re-engineering that has swept through virtually all the Western world.

As Isaiah warned us long ago, you can always make a covenant with death and sign a treaty with Hell; but those covenants will never stand. (Isaiah 28:15-16)

What’s So Hard About Writing Fantasy?

When I first read J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings in high school–and I’m currently re-reading it, I don’t know how many times–it blew me away. I didn’t know it was possible to write such stories; but a couple of chapters into it, I knew I wanted to write fantasy. It took me over 40 years to come up with Bell Mountain.

A lot of people write fantasy, but according to any number of readers, few write it well. After Tim Wildmon interviewed me on his internet TV show, he turned to his assistant and shook his head. And said, “He made the whole thing up! Whew! I don’t know how you do that.”

Practice, man, practice…

People ask me why I have to sit outside to write it. Well, the phone doesn’t ring outside. I’ve got trees and sky, birds and squirrels, to keep me company. And I have to get myself into a world that doesn’t exist except in my imagination. I have to be able, in my mind, to see it and hear it and touch it. This takes a great deal of concentration, easily broken.

I have to relate to characters that I invented as if they were real. Although I’m inventing what they say and do, think and feel, I can’t just have them do anything I want. They have to behave as if they really live. Again, lots and lots of concentration. A character like Helki the Rod doesn’t just grow on trees. He has to say and do whatever he would say and do if he were real.

I have to see these landscapes, it has to be a movie in my mind. And I have to resist the temptation to load my story with elves and dwarves and wizards and all the other stock characters that burden so many other fantasies. No invincible female warriors, no crusty but benign old sages. Impossibly beautiful, know-it-all elves, uh-uh. Otherwise, next thing you know, all you’ve got is a pile of cliches.

It’s all very difficult, a constant challenge–but it’s the kind of work that I love best. The finished product has to be very different from everybody else’s finished product. I reach back into vanished worlds of the long-gone past and pluck out animals that most of my readers never heard of before. Creatures known to us only imperfectly, from bones and scientific speculations that may or may not be accurate.

Nor can I do any of this without prayer. Lots and lots of prayer.

Which leaves me, when a book is finally done, figuratively gasping for breath and wondering, “Well, now what do I do???” But the Bell Mountain stories are a kind of history, and in history there’s always yet another chapter.

How Long Do Sharks Live?

Great white shark–how long does it live?

Hi, Mr. Nature here, pleading ignorance–’cause I don’t know how long sharks live in the wild and I’m not sure how you’d find out.

Some sharks do well in captivity, but some don’t. It’s not a natural environment, no matter how large the aquarium. They say the humble spiny dogfish has a lifespan of 100 years or more (http://www.sharks-world.com/how_long_do_sharks_live/). They think the Great White tops out at 30 or 40, based on counting growth rings in shark vertebrae. But I don’t know how reliable that method of calculation can be, given the small number of actual specimens in the sample.

How many fish in the sea die of natural causes? I would guess, not many. There’s always a bigger, faster fish looking to eat you, parasites galore, and storms that can wash you up on land: all sorts of hazards. Who can observe the whole life of a fish? Pet goldfish, if you aren’t careful about how you take care of them, die in a year or so. But if you know what you’re doing, they can live 20 or 30 years. But who knows what happens to a fish in the wild, throughout its life?

This is nature, this is God’s stuff–an inexhaustible supply of fascination: and a reminder that no, we certainly do not know everything.

 

 

Serious Mainstream Bilgewater (2013)

Writing is much on my mind today–maybe because, once I finish typing up the last chapters of The Temptation, I will again be in that not-so-pleasant limbo that exists for authors between books. Maybe I ought to write longer books…

https://leeduigon.com/2013/04/20/serious-mainstream-bilgewater/

Prayer Request for Ray: Correction

Yesterday we were all excited because my brother-in-law was back to writing stories–something we thought he’d never be able to attempt again. I told his wife that if he were able to finish one, I’d publish it for him here.

Well, last night she emailed us again to say that what he was writing “made no sense” and that he only “thought” he was writing a story, and she was happy because that thought made him happy. Oh, well.

Nevertheless, I believe that God is able even now to restore this man’s mind to him, and I ask you all to continue in your prayers for him. No one is ever beyond the reach of God’s mercy.

O Lord Our God, have mercy on this man: our hope is in you, and not the wisdom of this world. Even now, Father, you can heal him. Whether or not our God sees fit to save us from any of the tribulations of this world, He is able to save us. We ask you in Jesus’ name, O God, to heal Ray: and let the glory of it be to you, Our Father. In Jesus’ name, amen.

‘I Know Who Holds Tomorrow’

Erlene suggested this song for today, I Know Who Holds Tomorrow, sung by Carroll Roberson. The realization that God holds tomorrow in His hands–that no sparrow falls without the Father–is a comfort.

When you read the next post, you’ll see why we need it.

Why Do Cats Rob Purses?

“Because that’s where the money is,” silly–don’t you know your Willie Sutton?

Seriously, though: don’t you ever wonder whether cats have been with humans longer than is good for them? Here they are stealing money. Who knows what they mean to buy with it? Baseball cards, X-ray glasses, Pop Rocks–your guess is as good as mine.

Prayer Request Update: My Brother-in-Law

It was looking like my brother-in-law, Ray, was just about done for. But his wife emailed us today with the startling news that he has started writing stories–and sent a picture of him doing it. This was very good news! I mean, he seemed like he was pretty far gone, couldn’t read anymore–and suddenly he’s writing. His doctors would not have predicted he could ever do it: but our God is an awesome God, and He does awesome things.

Please join me in prayer.

Thank you, Father in Heaven, for this hopeful sign. We pray that you will heal Ray, knowing that you can: in Jesus’ name, amen.

PC Prof Gets a Dose of His Own Medicine

(Thanks to Linda for the news tip!)

A district court in California–of all places–has chastised a Fresno State University professor for harassing pro-life students and trying to restrict their First Amendment right to free speech (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/11/11/pro-life-student-group-wins-settlement-after-professor-tries-to-wipe-out-chalk-message/).

Did you ever think you’d see that happen? I’m astounded. Permit me to go outside and turn a cartwheel. [Returns from doing cartwheel.]

In addition to making him pay $17,000 to settle the case, the judge sentenced the leftid dingbat to… “First Amendment training”… to be provided by the Alliance Defending Freedom, the conservative lawyers’ group who represented the pro-life students. Man, that’s got to hurt! It’s the mirror image of the Maoist “sensitivity training” that our stupid colleges have inflicted upon thousands of students who didn’t have the right mind-set. A dose of their own medicine.

The pro-life students, with permission of the college authorities, chalked their message on a sidewalk. Mr. Prefesser “recruited” some of his students to help him harass and intimidate the plaintiffs and erase their message. His reasoning, if you can call it that, was that this sort of non-PC speech was restricted to the university’s “free speech zone” and could not be practiced outside of it.

Dude! There’s only one free speech zone in America! Its boundaries are the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. Fresno State got rid of its “free speech zone” in 2015, but it looks like Mr. Prefesser didn’t know that. Or maybe he was just feeling nostalgic for the good old days of the Great Cultural Revolution.

Whatever the case, this is whacking good news and we want to see lots and lots more of it. Force the leftids to wear the steel wool undies that they’ve picked out for the rest of us. Make ’em howl.

Because it’s their turn.

Transphobia, the Silent Killer

Guest columnist Dr. Sheldon Puce chairs the Dean Jagger School of Baldness at Fimbo University, where he is also Big Professor of Gender Studies. I have no idea why I have permitted him to do this.

I call transphobia “that there silent killer” because here at Fimbo University we don’t allow any transphobic remarks. Our Attitude Adjustment Program, centered on beatings and electric shocks, does a pretty good job of silencing transphobia.

But transphobia is also a civilization-killer, in that wherever it exists, it prevents the best and smartest people from taking charge of things. No civilization can flourish without multitudes of transgendered persons! My research has turned up the fact–predicted by my theory, of course–that throughout the history of the world, almost all great, important, really cool individuals were–you guessed it!–transgender.

Ramesses II, for instance, the greatest pharaoh Ancient Egypt ever had, was born Shirley Muldoon. Gender reassignment therapy quickly corrected that mistake! Queen Hatshepsut, on the other hand, was born a man, an error for which her parents were executed. Again, gender reassignment to the rescue!

Imagine history without Julius Caesar, Queen Victoria, Thomas Edison, Hyman Kaplan–all transgendered, every one of them! Imagine civilization without the great contributions made solely by transgendered persons–writing, building, the wheel, agriculture, and those things you throw in your laundry to make it smell nice.

Well, I have to go now, I’m chairing a meeting of Academics ‘R’ Us. Remember what I said–and get your gender changed today.