Cats Doing Dog Things (Plus a Public Service Message)

My cat Missy loved to play fetch. That’s what she thought pipe cleaners were for. And if I was still in bed, she brought me one anyway.

Important Note: If your cat is panting like a dog, it’s time for a trip to the vet. In cats panting like that is a sign of several serious illnesses. Not an occasion to make a Youtube video. Heart diseases, respiratory illness–not something to take lightly.

Not as Cute as a Quokka

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Well, Weavingword, you asked for it, so here it is–it’s me, at work. Writing The Wind From Heaven. I’m on Chapter 2. I have a long way to go, to catch Violet Crepuscular.

Pattytook the picture and somehow managed to get it into WordPress Media, or whatever it’s called. I’m sorry you can’t quite see my yellow legal pad, but them’s the breaks. We’re new at this.

And now I’ve got to finish Joe Collidge and see if I can capture a bit more book-writing time.

Maike Whyte wimmin Cry!!

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We has jist heared abuot a spatial Dinner ware Whyte Wimmin thay can come and “get” yeled at and called Naimes for “being” Racists!! It is “the” Best Thing evver!

Group Invites White Women To Voluntarily Attend Race Shaming Dinners

This hear It “:is” caled a Rachel Shaiming Dinnner, and thay say “”As a whyte wimmin in Amarica you Are a Actave Praticipent in Upholstering Wite Supremacity”” how do you like That!! And aslo thay are Racists no mater watt thay “say” “Or” do!!!

Thare is somb boddy she is ogranyzing this she is A Ratial Jutstus Actavist and wee wood Love “for” her “to” come hear to our Collidge and has a diner hear but she dont know ware it is and be sides witch we Cant Wayt!!! So we wil has the diner our selfs and maik al the Whyte Wimmins come to it and get yeled At!!!

Somb boddy on our Stodent Soviet thay Assked watt wee shood “surve” for diner becose “it shoodnt be too nice or thay Wil not Cry enuohgh!!!””

This hear “is” wat i Love abote Collidge we “are” alyaws in the Four Front of evvry kynde of Socile Jutstus and we get to yelll at lots “Of” peple and cal themb Racists and Biggits and Naimes!!!! And if we Keeep “this” “up” befour yiu know It thare will Bee Ratial Jutstus evrryware!!!!!! And than evvry boddy thay will reely Lyke Eech Oather or else wee wil punnish themb But “Good”!”

By Request, ‘Jesus Is Coming Soon’

Requested by Elijah: Jesus Is Coming Soon, by The inspirations. Wow. I missed these guys, first time around, back in the 1960s. I stand in awe of the amount of practice and discipline it must take to perform like this.

Don’t Forget, We Take Requests

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G’day! It’s Byron the Quokka, reminding you that we take requests on this blog–prayer requests (most important!), hymn requests, and requests for short excerpts from the Bell Mountain books. We had a nice flurry of those excerpt requests, but then it went away.

My Uncle Sandy, who used to have a judo school until he mislaid his black belt and couldn’t find it, says the reader requests are his favorite things on the blog, much nicer than the stinkin’ nooze. I don’t know what he’d say if the readers requested more news.

Well, I’m now in charge of making sure Lee sees all your requests–it’s something to do until he gives me another comment contest to supervise.

Where Are the Gas Stations?

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Something screwy’s going on here in central New Jersey.

In my home town, all the gas stations, all at just about the same time, have gone out of business except for the two most expensive ones. Some of these had been selling gas since I was a little boy.

Venturing out of town, you can see the rot setting in wherever you look: gas station after gas station, out of business.

Uh, is somebody doing the Green New Deal here without asking us? Well, all right, true–they never ask us, they just do it. There are plenty of people driving our streets, a lot more than I would like–and hardly any gas stations. Are they thinking, “They’ll have to give up their cars, those peasants, if they can’t get any gas for them!”? This is a Democrat town in a Democrat county in a Democrat state, so there’s no one to defend us from the arrogance of rulers. Louis XIV said, “L’etat, c’est moi” (“The state, it’s me!”). He would’ve fit right in.

I don’t like being ruled. It’s not American. It doesn’t belong here.

We need to do something about it.

Texas Probe Finds 95,000 Fake Voters

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(Thanks to Susan for the news tip)

Without voter fraud, the Democrat Party would be a whisper in the wind. But they’re not without voter fraud, are they?

In Texas, an investigation by the secretary of state has turned up 95,000 non-citizens illegally registered to vote (https://sovereignnations.com/2019/05/30/texas-noncitizens-voter-rolls-election-hawks/?fbclid=IwAR3KAwIadam3tVb_Bc_FaftWSFt7LxKeUrUMI0vynuyFC3XeLUAuXr1a-LQ)–most of whom have, in fact, been voting since 1996.

So there are 95,000 cheaters on the voter rolls who shouldn’t be there, and now Texas wants to purge them off the voter rolls–and assorted Far Left Crazies have promised to sue to keep the non-citizens, who are there illegally, on the rolls. ‘Cause the whole thing with voter fraud, they say, is “a lie… to suppress minority votes.”

What do you want to bet that every last one of those illegals votes for Democrats?

And this is just the 95,000 whom they’ve caught. Can you even imagine how many illegal votes the Democrats pick up from California? New York? Illinois?

They’re stealing our country out from under us.

But, you know, assorted liberals wouldn’t be a bit sorry to put our country–and all the other countries–out of business altogether, so they could have their one-world Antichrist government. Yes, I said Antichrist. It wouldn’t start out that way, but it’d sure as Hell (not a figure of speech) end up that way. Erode the sovereignty and the integrity of any country by having people just pour in from anywhere and vote. They’d say first you have to destroy the existing laws before you can make new ones. Then everything’ll be just grand.

Everyone involved in voter fraud needs to go to jail and never be let out again.

‘The Atheist Shopping Mall’ (2014)

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“Don’t let me catch you praying!”

Quick quiz! Which group gets to impose its religious beliefs on everybody else? If you guessed “atheists,” go to the head of the class!

The Atheist Shopping Mall

Remember this? At a shopping mall in Dublin, Georgia, first a security guard–what the hell???–and then the mall manager told people they couldn’t pray on the premises. They had a “policy”! Jidrools always have a policy.

They backed down, of course, once the public found out about it and got rather angry–like, who do these freakin’ nematodes think they are? But they get away with so much, when it comes to banning prayer and other expressions of the Christian faith (they don’t bother trying to stifle any other religion: and what does that tell us?), you probably can’t blame them for expecting to get away with it every time they try it.

We are living in the middle of a war for the survival of Christian America. Either Christian America wins or Christian America dies.

May the Lord of Hosts give us victory.

‘Rejoice, Ye Pure in Heart’

The video isn’t much, but the audio sure is–Rejoice, Ye Pure in Heart, sung by the choir and congregation at Grace Community Church in Sun Valley, California. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard this hymn. Sometimes I don’t know what I’m rejoicing for–but it’s good for any soul, any time, to come to the Lord with thanksgiving and praise.

A Baby Potto

Here’s a critter some of you may not have ever heard of: the potto.

There are no tree sloths in West and Central Africa where the potto lives, so the potto has taken on the sloths’ job of hanging upside-down, moving very slowly, living in the trees, and being cute. The baby potto in this video was born in the Cincinnati Zoo in 2010.

Unlike sloths, pottos are nocturnal. Bad bridge players, too. But neither of those characteristics should be a bar to making friends.

God’s stuff–way cool.