‘Gwyneth’s Little Shop of Horrors’ (2017)

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When you throw out Christianity, this is what you get.

Gwyneth’s Little Shop of Horrors

Yep, once you’re “there,” there’s no more there: anything goes, as long as it’s not the Bible. “Alchemized sex dust.” And “vampire repellant.” Name your mumbo, and Jumbo’s got it.

A lot of us think people are getting crazier, day by day.

Honk if that would surprise you.

‘Faith of Our Fathers’

Your Favorite Hymns continues with Faith of Our Fathers, sung by students from Fountainview Academy on their European tour.

If you’d like to see any of your favorite hymns posted here, just leave a reply anywhere and we’ll add them to the list.

Cats & Dogs & Whose Bed Is It, Anyway?

I think it’s so funny when a cat steals a dog’s bed and then completely ignores the dog’s best efforts to get it back. I’m sure they do that just to drive the poor dogs crazy.

But there are still a few dogs smart enough to figure out that if they sit on the cat, the cat’ll go away.

Yes, We Can!

Why These Four Presidents? (U.S. National Park Service)

George Washington, the Father of Our Country–what do you suppose he would think of his children today?

Had enough bad nooze today? Democrat cities torn and trashed by riots, teacher unions trying to run parents out of their children’s education… It’s not pretty. How can we possibly clean up this mess?

Who in his right mind ever thought that George Washington’s volunteer army would succeed in chasing the British Empire out of its 13 colonies in North America? We had the French Navy on our side–but when did they ever beat the British? And the British Navy had us cut off from the rest of the world. And sho dared imagine victory from the frozen vantage point of Valley Forge?

Nevertheless, we won. God ordained it.

And we can win again, because we must. We must. Why would we ever surrender to a lot of college professors and their brainwashed students? To lying, ignorant noozies? To race hustlers and rioters? To a political party that nominates a nearly brain-dead cellar-dweller for president? Surrender to them? Never.

We’ll have to do the work. We’ll have to create new institutions–a new free press, a new system of education that isn’t owned by the government–to replace the old ones that refuse to serve us anymore. And we’ll have to persevere in spite of setbacks, and learn how not to listen to all that howling from the Left. But is there really any doubt that we can do this? As Japan’s Admiral Yamamoto said after Pearl Harbor, “We have wakened a slumbering giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.”

It’s time to find that resolve and put it to work.

‘Teachers’ Want Parents to Butt Out

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Here they are, “Red for Ed.” “Red” as in openly communist. Your tax dollars at work.

American public education is the most costly fiasco in all of history.

And now it’s come to this–“teachers” and “educators” complaining about “outsiders”–that’s what they call parents–“overhearing the discourse” and not liking what they hear.

Well, that’s the virtual classroom for you. With the schools closed on account of the coronavirus panic, and millions of kids doing “remote learning,” unionized “teachers” are upset. A big-name, er, educator, Mathew Kay, has voiced his fear of “many potential spectators… overhearing the discourse. What does this do for our equity/inclusion work?” That’s teacher-talk for leftist indoctrination.

Kay views the students’ parents as a threat to “honest conversations about gender/sexuality.” That’s more teacher-talk for indoctrination. He wants some kind of “secure barriers” erected to keep parents from hearing what their kids are being taught.

How in the world did we ever let it come to this? We’ve been warning you for years that this is what our classrooms have become. You didn’t listen, did you? “Oh, no, not in our schools!” Uh, yes in your schools. Most emphatically yes. Even the math lessons are tainted by Far Left propaganda.

If we had half the common sense we think we have, we’d all pull our kids out of public schools and watch the teachers’ unions shrivel up and die.

‘Peaceful Protesters’ Try to Kill Black Cop

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Just another peaceful protest

Chanting “black lives matter!”, fifty or sixty “protesters” in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, a few nights ago attacked a private residence and tried to assassinate a police officer (https://noqreport.com/2020/08/09/blm-peaceful-protesters-in-wisconsin-attempt-to-murder-black-police-officer-and-his-girlfriend/). The officer is black. So is his girlfriend. It was her house.

In addition to fists and blunt instruments, the peaceful protesters trotted out a shotgun and tried to shoot the officer. That they somehow missed with a shotgun at close range is the silver lining here.

No Democrats objected to the assault. And apparently the officer and his girlfriend are not black enough for their lives to matter. Neither are the black homeowners, small business owners, and innocent bystanders who’ve had their lives and property destroyed by… really, it’s sad… “Black Lives Matter.” You could cut the hypocrisy with a knife.

The peaceful protesters didn’t have to worry about catching the Wuhan Chinese Doomsday Virus because the virus always spares Far Left get-togethers.

Just for Joe, Retool Your Vocabulary

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Best Impersonation of Dracula by a Presidential Candidate: Joe Biden

You can learn some really surprising things, if you listen to the nooze media.

On Friday I learned that the queer things that Joe Biden says are not wrong, are not stupid, not loopy, not condescending nor insulting, not packed full of bile, not ignorant, not racist–hell’s bells, they’re none o’ those things. They’re just… inartful. “Awkwardly expressed,” sez Wikipedia, “but not necessarily untrue.” I can’t believe I got by for 71 years without that word.

Today I learned that Dodderin’ Joe is not suffering from a cognitive decline, not visibly drifting into dementia. Nope! None of those things are happening. What you see and here is… only a right-wing conspiracy theory! A guy who has a nooze show says so, so it must be true.

Honk if you believe either one of these assertions. And keep honking till they come for you.

Bride & Groom Face Masks: Enough is Enough

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This picture is proof that this whole face mask-social distancing-extreme risk avoidance has gone more than far enough and it’s time for it to stop.

What kind of nitwits are we, to wear face masks at our own wedding? If you’re so scared of getting the coronavirus cooties from your bride, don’t marry her.

We have let politicians, tunnel-visioned scientists who know absolutely nothing outside their own narrow fields, and scare-mongering lying noozies to stampede us into a whole “new normal” that must be gotten rid of starting today. This has simply gone too far.

If you’re already sick with something serious, if you’re confined to a nursing home–well, then, yeah, you’ve got something to be afraid of. But if you’re anybody else, this has just raised stupid to a high level never before achieved.

Stop, stop, stop! Turn around and go back! Enough is enough.

‘Shoot the Media?’ (2017)

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Just kidding!

The mayor of Tampa had a revolutionary idea, a few years ago.

Shoot the media.

Shoot the Media?

Mayor Bob Buckhorn had occasion to handle a .50-caliber machine gun, and he made a little joke about mowing down the nooze media. They didn’t like it!

Why are they always so surprised to discover how much we detest them? They always side against us, they never tell the truth, they want to “transform” our country into only the devil knows what… I mean, what’s to like?

‘O Sacrament Most Holy’

I wish I knew who it was, singing this beautiful hymn, but that information is not given. O Sacrament Most Holy, in sweet harmony…

Your Favorite Hymns continues. Please feel free to add to the list.