Patriarch: Antichrist Will Control Us through Our Gadgets

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Humanity is in danger of “falling into slavery” to smartphones, the Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church told The Moscow Times (https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russian-patriarch-warns-antichrist-will-control-humans-through-gadgets-64060).

Laugh him off if you want, but Patriarch Kiril makes sense. The biggest threat, he explained, is that the collection of vast amounts of user data will lead to “control” from one central point.

They’re already keeping track of what we look at on the Internet. You’re curious about what your next-door neighbor paid for her hot tub, so you look it up–and next thing you know, everywhere you go, an ad for hot tubs waits for you.

What if some authoritarian agency–as long as we’re talking about Antichrist, let’s call it a global government–could know everything you read or view or email or post on any blog? They’d be making a list and checking it twice, so they can find out who’s naughty or nice… and deal with them accordingly.

We don’t want a global government. And we don’t like that whole data collection business. Put ’em together and you’ve got trouble.

By Request, ‘God So Loved the World’

This just in, a hymn request from Joshua: For God So Loved the World, by GLAD.

For those of you who are new to this blog, we love posting hymns requested by readers, and everyone is welcome to join in. If you’ve got a hymn you’d like to share, just “leave a reply” anywhere on the blog, and we’ll do the rest.

Men Who Play with Dolls

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(No, I won’t post any of these revolting pictures. Here’s a nice bluebird instead. Is God’s stuff better than ours, or what?)

[Warning: the content of this post is, quite frankly, disgusting. I’m posting it because we need to know, as servants of the Lord, what we’re up against.]

There used to be a word–several words, in fact–for grown men who play with dolls. Now we have grown men who “have sex”–it isn’t really sex, unless our language is farther gone than I thought–with life-size plastic dolls and earn a bit of celebrity for it (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7962025/sex-dolls-better-than-real-women/).

The headline on The Sun (UK): “Men: Sex dolls are way better than real women.”

The dolls cost over 6,000 pounds each (that’s over $7,600 in American money): pubic hair is an extra charge.

Says one emotionally-stunted creep who has acquired several of these dolls, “They don’t care what I do to them.” He calls it “a lifestyle choice.”

When do we get one of these freaks sworn into Congress as a Democrat? When do Facebook and Twitter start banning any discouraging words about that “lifestyle”? When will the rest of us be required to “celebrate” it, or else be denounced as Haters?

Remember this simple rule of thumb: What would happen if everybody did it? If the answer is, “The human race would die out, of course,” you know you’re talking about the genuine article: satanically-inspired culture rot. True liberalism, the highway to extinction. Or, as Proverbs 8 puts it, “All them that hate me [the wisdom of God] love death.”

‘Fantasy Cliches I Have Tried to Avoid’ (2013)

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As Roberto Duran once said, “No mas! No mas!”

Why is it that a literary genre that should be the most imaginative of them all is loaded down with dull, lame, unoriginal, boring, stupid cliches? I hate it when fantasy does that!

https://leeduigon.com/2013/01/22/fantasy-cliches-i-have-tried-to-avoid/

Sometimes I’m afraid it’s just me, and everybody else is just crazy about buxom tavern wenches, invincible female warriors, know-it-all elves, all-powerful wizards, and bad guys who always win. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so much of it in fantasy. (Yeah, Game of Thrones, I’m talking about you.)

I will not reveal the name of this fantasy novel, because the author is really quite a nice guy; but it remains the gold standard for how to annihilate fantasy. It does this in just a single line of dialogue. The dwarf turns to the elf and says, “We must learn to value other lifestyles.”

It leaves me speechless.

‘The Angel Gabriel’

So what’s he doing, playing this carol two weeks after Christmas?

Just saying again: Christmas needs to work all year. We need for God’s Spirit to be on the job 24/7.

Hence The Angel Gabriel, sung by Maddy Prior and the Carnival Band.

Beware! Coyotes!

Patty found this anti-coyote warning and thought you should see it, too.

Read the whole thing carefully. You need to know this information!

A Fuzzy Shoulder to Cry On

Cats excel at comforting crying babies–who knew? Some of the kids in this video are a little old to be sitting around crying, but cats comfort them, too. A few of these cats can even turn crying into laughing.

Better than Play-Doh!

Can I Go Play Now?

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All right! The laundry’s done, I’ve cranked out yet another Newswithviews column, I’ve updated this blog, and I’m pooped.

I want to have some fun! Somebody throw me a stick. I’ll bring it back, I promise. I would like to devise some way go attract more viewers, but how many contests can I run? We just finished the Christmas Carol Contest, and it’s too early for another comment contest.

I wonder if I ought to post one of my recipes for what my wife calls tasteless food.

So What Is an ‘Adult’?

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How come it’s so easy for frogs, but not for people?

Some of our great colleges and looniversities are trying to find out what an “adult” is (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11710). Nobody seems to know. There appears to be a lot of tension. At what point, exactly, does one become an “adult”? And how do you get out of it?

Is it when you can drink adult beverages and watch adult movies?

“You know, that’s a pretty good answer!” says Dr. Emmet Landfill, department head of Nothing Studies at Wrongful Death University. “If they sell you the booze and let you in to see the movie, you’ve made it!”

But other academics, equally learned and wise, disagree.

“At no point in life does any human person ever become an adult!” asserts Professor Gertrude Windex, dean of fuzzy puppies at East Pakistan Teachers College. “For pete’s sake, why do you think we’ve invented the term, adulting? Adulting is a process, man! Like a Monopoly board with an infinite number of squares! And anyone who says otherwise should be expelled!”

So no one agrees. In fact, the only thing the the professors all agree upon is that everyone should go to college and stay there for as long as possible.

New York Mayor ‘Guarantees’ Health Care for All

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New York City Mayor and former Sandinista wannabe Bill De Blasio (not his real name; he doesn’t use his real name) has announced that the city will “guarantee comprehensive health care for all” (https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYC-Health-Care-Guarantee-Mayor-de-Blasio-504046171.html).

Yessir, everybody will get health care “regardless of someone’s ability to pay or immigration status,” including some 300,000 “undocumented New Yorkers.” Like, you’re not here legally, and not a citizen, but you’re still a “New Yorker”? The new scheme is supposed to cover 500,000 people–in other words, most of those covered will be illegal aliens.

There are no immediate plans to erect a 100-foot-tall neon billboard saying “Come on down and get free stuff!”

I know this is starting to sound like satire, but stay with me–it’s not.

De Blasio (nee Warren Wilhelm Jr.) said the program will cost $100 million, but, he promised, there will be “no tax hikes to fund it.” Especially after word gets out that NYC is the place to be for free comprehensive health care.

This is being done, babbled De Blasio, because “health is a right.” Uh-huh. And “rights” are handed down and protected by, of course, the government! Therefore the government must see to it that everyone is healthy. And if that makes it grow more powerful, more intrusive, and more oppressively costly–well, hey, that’s just the price of paradise.

If you’re still living and/or working in New York City, you might want to start thinking about going somewhere else.