Elections Official Wants to Register Ineligible Teens to Vote

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How long will it take them to work their way down to 10-year-olds?

Get ready for some more election hanky-panky.

The Broward County (Florida) elections supervisor has launched a voter registration drive for high school students aged 16-18 (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/broward-county-school-board-joins-elections-supervisor-launch-voter-registration-drive-16-year-olds-ineligible-vote/).

Huh? Sixteen and 17-year-olds are not legally eligible to vote–so why sign them up?

The Broward County school board is on board with this and helping to get the teens signed up for something they can’t legally do. Doesn’t say much for their idea of “education,” does it?

Obviously the idea here is to use the public schools to generate Democrat votes. That’s the lawless party. Oh, some of the 16-year-olds will get caught, trying to vote illegally. But some won’t, and every little bit helps.

Why are we letting our elections get corrupted? And by the very same officials who are charged with protecting electoral integrity! Is this any way to carry out a public trust–by circumventing the law? Or just plain breaking it?

Will Governor DeSantis allow this to continue?

Let’s hope not.

He Wanted to Bomb the Dictionary?

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A man who threatened to bomb the offices of the Merriam-Webster dictionary publisher has been arrested and faces five years in jail for making a terrorist threat.

We are told he was enraged by the Merriam-Webster definitions of “girl” and “woman” (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/22/us/merriam-webster-threats-lgbtq.html). In the first nooze story I read, the “reporter” forgot to tell us what those definitions were. But I found them in the next story.

Merriam-Webster now defines female as “having a gender identity (?) that is the opposite of male.” It seems they have “updated certain definitions” to be more inclusive, blah-blah.

We don’t deal in bomb threats here, but we don’t deal in crapola, either. All that “identity” business is pure crapola. If you “identify” as Napoleon Bonaparte, does that make you Napoleon Bonaparte? Uh… If you can get a dictionary to say you are? Would that make it official?

Someday, I pray, those editions of the Merriam-Webster dictionary will exist only as historical relics of a time when America went collectively insane.

Meanwhile, you can’t go around threatening to kill people just because they’re idiots.

Today’s Public Schooling Outrage

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I can’t bring myself to illustrate this according to content. Here’s a nice lizard instead.

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

Are you ready for another public schooling outrage?

Secret “gender transition closets” have been set up in public schools around the country–secret from the kids’ parents, that is (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/secret-gender-transition-closets-young-children-can-trans-without-parents-knowledge-popping-schools-across-country/). Because if mom and dad find out their child now “identifies” as another gender… “children will die, or get beat up by their parents,” say the, uh, “teachers.”

The way it works: your mother sees you off to school in your ordinary clothes; and then, when you get there, you withdraw to the “gender transition closet” where they have all sorts of clothing and “accessories” for you. When the school day is over, you change back into your regular clothes and your poor dopey parents will never catch on!

The scheme has the support of teachers’ unions and some outfit called the “Queer Teachers Fellowship.”

If this is what you want for your children, be assured the public schools will give it to you.

But be careful when you complain about it to your local school board. The FBI might list you as a terrorist. I wish I were exaggerating that last bit, but I’m not.

This has to stop. And it won’t stop until America’s children are taken out of public schools.

No Nooze This Weekend (Except for This)

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Off with her head!

You know I try not to write up any nooze on the weekend–I even try to avoid reading any–because I need the two days off to recharge my brain and keep my sanity.

But I do want to salute the great state of Florida for giving the arrogant groomers at Disney Corp a good old country smackdown! The day they did it, Disney stock fell 31%. And we heard the glorious news that CNN+ has already been canceled, couldn’t last a month… and maybe the new owners will fire the gang of Far Left schnooks who turned CNN into a doofus factory (not that it was ever anything to write home about).

Anyhow, Disney picked a fight and lost. Knocked out cold in the first round. So you see, timorous quaking Republicans nationwide–it can be done. And it blamed well should be done! If you won’t do it, we’ll find and elect some folks who will.

Meanwhile, hat tip and trumpet fanfare to Gov. DeSantis and the Florida Legislature!

The Bigger the Crime, the Better

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A whole new doctrine of crime is taking shape in plain sight. Put simply, the bigger the crime, the more likely the perps are to get away with it.

Rob a liquor store or a gas station, and you’ll probably get caught and sent to jail. But if you rob Fort Knox, the authorities will deny it ever happened.

Crimes–huge, enormous, colossal crimes–committed by persons who are already fabulously wealthy and politically powerful, preferably involving thousands of small-fry henchmen–who’s going to make the arrests? Who will prosecute? What court will hear the case?

Given the plethora of headlines that we see every day, is it necessary for me to cite examples? Surely everyone can think of at least one example.  Who can’t?

But even pagans knew of “one thing that never dies–judgment over the dead,” as the old Norse poem, Havamal, declares. We are not pagans, and we know our God is righteous. His judgment will be righteous… and infallible. The crimes that go unpunished in a fallen world will be punished somewhere else.

Keep the faith, tell the truth, and trust in God. It may be a rough ride, but the destination is Christ’s Kingdom. No crime is too great for God to punish. And He won’t always delay His judgment. The Bible tells us that. Remember Nineveh. And Babylon.

 

Disney Gets Its Butt Kicked; Leftists Howl

Disney opposition to DeSantis 'don't say gay' law riles up Fox News.

Just a teeny bit creepy, don’t you think?

The Florida legislature has revoked Disney Corp.’s self-governing status and special tax privileges–provoking maniacal howls of rage from leftist “protesters” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/lefty-protesters-screech-like-demons-florida-house-votes-favor-strip-disneys-self-governing-status-video/) [see the video embedded in the link].

This was done because Disney has strenuously resisted, and openly defied, Florida’s new prohibition of “teaching sex” to very young children, grades 3 and under. For some reason, restraining this drives Democrats and the rest of Far Left Crazy right up the wall.

The only conceivable reason they might have for “teaching sex” to six-year-olds would be as part of a desire to “groom” children for sex. Thus teachers’ unions and Disney wallahs, et al, are now being called “groomers” because that is obviously what they’re doing. And do they scream bloody murder when you call them that!

The only reason it hurts so much is because it’s true. They are beside themselves with fury at being exposed.

Well, Disney Corp. asked for a fight, got one, and is now being carried out on a stretcher.

Three cheers for Florida!

No Vax? Double Tax!

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The state is a predator, too

Rhode Island–founded by Roger Williams as a haven of religious liberty–came close to passing a law that would have doubled the income tax on parents of children who have not received COVID “vaccines” (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/04/taxation_based_on_vaccination.html).

And get this: the new law would have also required (don’t Democrats just love that word!) employers to fire unvaccinated employees.

We are not told what moved them to draw back from the brink and not enact this incredible, er, “law.” Can’t you imagine how far they might’ve gone? Double tax on smokers! On people who watch Fox News! Double tax if you haven’t attended at least one gay wedding this year! The possibilities are endless.

Not exactly what you had in mind, was it, Roger?

A whole new mechanism of predatory government is being created, right before our eyes. A whole new theory of crime is taking form: the bigger the crime, the better the chances of getting away with it.

Or, as Michael Bloomberg used to say when he was mayor of New York, punitive taxation is just another kind of behavior mod.

Science in Action! (Getting Lab Animals Stoned)

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This is it for nooze today. I just can’t stand any more.

According to a watchdog organization, White Coat Waste, the National Institute of Health has fumfered away $246 million getting lab animals high on cannabis and having them “vape” with e-cigarettes (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4056793/posts). NIH broke the law, says White Coat Waste, by not disclosing these expenditures. The NIH has declined to comment.

What happens when you give rats marijuana? If they’re anything like the human stoners I’ve known, they grow boring and pretentious. If they could talk, they’d say things like, “Dude, like, wow, that is heavy, man–ya know?”

That’s almost a quarter of a billion dollars that American taxpayers worked for. What else are they doing, that we don’t know about? Serving tequila to spiders? How am I supposed to ridiculize stuff like this? It ain’t fair to satirists. (“Yeahbut, yeahbut! It makes ’em spin these crazy webs!”)

And it’s abusive to animals who are surely better than the clowns who are experimenting on them.

Deaths Up 40%–Why?

In 2021 there was “an overwhelming unexplained increase in all-cause deaths,” according to Dr. Kelly Victory and others–and massive increases in all sorts of dangerous medical conditions that can cause death.

Why?

Well, Dr. Victory wants to find out. The data comes from the Dept. of Defense and several life insurance companies. By openly discussing it, she says–and, by the way, not speculating as to its cause–she has become the target of “sheer vitriol.” Like, how dare she? How dare those military doctors bring up that data?

So deaths from all causes shot up 40% in 2021. What was different about that year? A few scientists want to find out. A lot of scientists don’t. Might make the government look bad, don’t you know.

Most of the deaths were in the age category 18-49–most people’s prime working years. For instance, there was a nearly fourfold increase in cancer among those who should be relatively strong and healthy. Why?

Surely those experimental newfangled “vaccines” couldn’t have had anything to do with it. Nosireebob. It was probably due to transphobia. Or chemtrails.

Hmm… What famous zillionaire was it who kept saying he wanted to depopulate the earth?

Is someone actually trying to do it?

When Mere Garbage Comes Out of Your Mouth…

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Libs and other Far Left crazies really, really, really don’t like being called “groomers.” They’re furious… because the label has stuck.

So MSNBC invited some doofus who used to be with Bush-Cheney before he got woke, and he trotted out the antique cliche, “If Jesus were alive today…” Yeah. If Jesus were alive today, said Matthew Dowd (never heard of him), “he’d be called a groomer.” And “woke” and “socialist,” too. Last time I heard that, Jesus would’ve been a Red Sox Fan.

It’s a Third Commandment offense, taking the Lord’s name in vain.

Howdy-Dowdy dropped Bush-Cheney in 2007 so he could get nice TV gigs as an ex-Republican who saw the light.

But why do the libs squirm so violently when you call them groomers (as in using the public schools to “groom” young children for sexual activity)? What is it about that label that stings them so deeply?

I’m guessing that it hurts so much because it’s true. What other reason could they possibly have for wanting to teach four-year-olds all about transgender and sexual positions?

The only mystery here is why it ever was allowed at all. Maybe people weren’t watching, weren’t listening. Maybe they were even pretending that it wasn’t happening–“Not in our schools!” at least. But now the cat is out of the bag, they’ve lost their deniability: the teachers’ unions are groomers’ unions..

It’s also baffling that many more kids haven’t been pulled out of public school to protect them from the groomers. Folks, that’s the only protection that they’re gonna get.