‘Perverting the Law’ (2015-2018)

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“Don’t fret, young man–utopia is just around the corner!”

And to think this was written before The Plandemic came along!

‘Perverting the Law’ (2015)

It was a watershed moment in world history, whose end we have not seen. We will either beat this back and recover our freedom, or be crushed under the heel of a global government.

That’s what the COVID crisis started.

P.S.–How about that? Today the computer refuses to post a picture.

Ugh! Giant Monster Bacteria

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Nature always has surprises in store for us, and not all of them are nice.

Giant bacteria big enough to be seen by the naked eye, for instance. They’re 5,000 times the size of regular bacteria.


These monster bacteria live in the mangrove swamps of Gaudeloupe Island, in the Caribbean, and were only discovered in 2009. Now they’re being studied in a lab somewhere. “Oh, boy, Dr. Frankenstein! If bacteria can get this big, why not bigger? Why not as big as boxcars? Our friends in China have a nice lab in Wuhan where we can work on that without Rand Paul breathing down our necks!”

It would never occur to anyone just to leave stuff like this alone. They never just leave it alone: that’s how they brought us King COVID.

A mangrove swamp seems like a very good place to avoid.


‘The Golden Age of Pure Crapola’ (2019)

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Still waiting to pounce on us…

Hey, here’s an idea! Let’s turn to teenage girls for advice on public policy!

The Golden Age of Pure Crapola

And when we trot out the kiddies, they’ll have fantastically corrupt and dishonest politicians clinging to them, waiting to pounce on us.

They just know they’ll get their precious global government–Climbit Chainge and King COVID make an unbeatable tag-team. And we all know by now that powerful natural processes can be controlled by protests and demonstrations!

And if that don’t work, sling a couple of poems at ’em! And chant slogans. That always impresses tides and ocean currents.

‘Are You Getting Angry Yet?’ (2019)

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Step back just a little ways, back to 2019… and see what Our Beloved Rulers were doing to us before they had a pandemic to play with!

Are You Getting Angry Yet?

Since then: they’ve plugged their abominable Critical Race Theory into our schools and unleashed the FBI to spy on parents who complain–and of course we’ve all had the lockdowns and the masks and the shortages and Mandates out the wazoo. And don’t forget jacked-up gas prices and inflation!

“The Free World”–hah! That’s a joke. Canada. Australia. New Zealand. You’d have to be an archaeologist to find any freedom there.

Well, this is what happens when “government,” if you want to call it that, loses all its fear of the people.

We have to find a way to bring back their fear. May God show us the way.

My Newswithviews Column, Sept. 9 (‘Two Questions That Demand Answers’)

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Oh, but they have to watch us! It’s a mandate!

A publishing glitch prevented my weekly Newswithviews piece from appearing at its usual time on Thursday morning. But it’s here now.

Question! Why is COVID treated as the deadliest and scariest disease ever?

Two Questions That Demand Answers

Question! If the “vaccine” is so great, how come there are so many healthcare professionals who refuse to take it?

But we don’t get answers anymore. We don’t get publicly-debated legislation. All we get is mandates!

Either the mandates will have to stop, or the United States as a constitutional republic will have to.

Can’t have both!

The Safest Vacation Ever!

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Were you just in the middle of packing for a vacation when you heard about the next COVID variant to come along and so we’d better just stay home and have another lockdown and obey all government mandates otherwise we’re all gonna die? Were you dying for a vacation, only to have this happen?

Well, until The Smartest People In The World can give us a germ-free environment, we’re going to have to do vacations differently. The paramount consideration in any vacation plan must be… safety! ‘Cause you never know just what kind of deadly germ might be laying for you on that mini-golf course, or waiting to descend on you as you sit down to eat at your favorite restaurant.

We at La Mumba Travel Agency understand your problem, we feel your pain! You need a vacation, but you need it to be a safe vacation. And that’s where we come in!

Now, thanks to our all-new Guranteed Safe Vacation Plan, you can visit your own linen closet and stay as long as you like! What could be safer than that? For a mere $500 per person, we’ll make all the arrangements. We’ll even tell you how to take out a few of the shelves so you can be more comfortable in there. No crowds, no need for social distancing–once you close the door, you won’t even need to wear your mask!

Satisfied customers are already dancing in the streets over this.

“For me it always used to be a cabin in the mountains, right on the lake. Who knew a stint in my own linen closet would be even better? And $75 cheaper, to boot!”

“The Jersey shore? Crawling with germs! But there’s no place safer than your linen closet!”

Names withheld to protect customers from new COVID variants.

My Newswithviews Column, May 13 (‘War of the Worlds’)

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The crisis of our age is a religious crisis. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

Here are two recent nooze stories that prove my point.

War of the Worlds

Water down Christianity on one hand, bully and terrorize the Christians on the other. This was always the way Red China did it. Now it’s turning into the way the United States and Canada do it.

The excuse this time is Because COVID.

Next time it’ll be something else.

‘Are These People Quite All There?’ (2016)

Global government personified!

Back in 2016 globalist schmendricks like John Kerry were already touting a “borderless world.” Which is what Climate Change and King COVID are all about, in case you hadn’t noticed.

Are These People Quite All There?

Please understand this. If you get rid of all the little governments that we know as “countries,” and replace them with one big huge government that will govern the entire world… the results will be horrific. Unimagineably bad.

But then, of course, it’ll be too late to do anything about it.

Anyone who wants to give that kind of power to the likes of John Kerry has got more than a few bats in his belfry.

Obedience Training for Adult Humans

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According to the ideology of hyper-humanism, government can create a risk-free, trouble-free, paradise of a world if only it’s given enough power–lots and lots and lots of power–and human beings obey that power… one way or another, heh-heh.

So it makes sense to teach adults a habit of obedience, as if they were toddlers or dogs. Adults get ideas above their station. They think they can live their lives without government telling them how to live. Tarnation! We’ll never get paradise if people don’t obey the government!

Now, according to a confidential source who is not to be relied on for a minute, the whole COVID-19 pandemic was designed as “a course in obedience” for the entire adult human population. The idea is, obey or the virus’ll kill ya. Obey no matter how big a hardship it is–lose your job, lose your business, lose Christmas with your family, wear a mask all the time, wear two masks, endure that jackanapes Fauci on your TV screen and pretend you believe him… All that hard and annoying stuff. Of course it’s not going to do you any good. The whole idea is to teach you to obey.

Just like if you were a dog.

So, sure, the nasty virus does really exist, they did take the trouble to brew it up in the lab and let it get loose, and heaven help you if you’re a patient in a nursing home and a COVID case comes in–

But like the man said, never let a good crisis go to waste!

After all, we believe that sinners and fools can create a government that’s neither sinful nor foolish… don’t we?

They Mean For Us to Lose Our Liberty

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My friend wrote something about “living in a self-governing republic.” I emailed him,”What makes you think we’re living in a self-governing republic?” “That’s a good question,” he replied.

The issue of our time is this: Do we keep our liberty, or lose it?

Democrats are betting that we lose it.

King COVID has given them hope that they’ll soon be able to wipe out our liberties altogether. China Joe came on the air this week to tell us what we’ll be “allowed to do”–“Allowed?” Did he said “allowed”?–once we’re all vaccinated. Somehow the idea of it being our choice to get vaccinated or not has simply fallen off the table. Will we still have a choice? And maybe, just maybe, if we’re good little peasants and do whatever the lord of the manor says, we might be allowed to have some kind of mini-get-togethers for the Fourth of July (https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/03/11/in-first-speech-biden-lectures-americans-about-what-they-are-allowed-to-do-n2586145).

The CDC, he said, “will continue to provide official guidelines on what you can do in the workplace, places of worship, your friends,” etc. “What you can do.” The government will decide what you can do. “We will issue guidelines on what you can and cannot do when fully vaccinated.” Again, it goes without saying that you will not be able to choose not to be vaccinated.

Self-governing republic, eh?

But of course, once you’ve mastered the art of stealing elections, you can do anything you want. They’ll never be able to vote you out.

They’ve taken from us everything but our prayers.

Oh Lord our God, avenge us.