‘Not-So-Minor Characters’ (2015)

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Gotta outgrow this!

You’d be insulted, wouldn’t you, if people dismissed you as “a minor character”? Well, fictional characters don’t like it any more than you do.

Not-So-Minor Characters

To this day I still cite Dick Francis and H.R.F. Keating as stellar examples of writers who brought their characters to life. You don’t need to load down the book with biographies that interest no one: but you do need a touch of color.

The biggest offense a fiction writer can commit is to write himself up as the larger-than-life hero of the story. Even publishers don’t like it! That sort of thing is very popular in high school among teens who think they’d someday like to be writers.

It’s a phase that must be passed through as quickly as possible.

‘And Here’s an Even Worse Book’ (2011)

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Years ago, I read and reviewed a lot of Young Adults fiction. Most of it isn’t fit to line a bird cage. I have not yet figured out why that should be… unless it has a sinister purpose. Wouldn’t put it past ’em.

Anyway, here’s one of those books I hoped to help teen readers avoid.

And Here’s an Even Worse Book

I don’t know which is worse–giving all the characters in your book these trendy names that nobody has in real life, except maybe porn stars; or a not-very-intelligent adult’s efforts to write teen slang. This book has both. You will need more than one barf-bag.

I see fewer and fewer young people reading, these days; and my generation isn’t any better. Reading is going out of style.

It’s up to us to save it.

One of My Books

Every now and then something reminds me that one of the things I’m supposed to be doing on this blog is to drum up readers for my books. I don’t have any celebrity endorsements, no one’s made any of my books into a movie… so it’s up to me to find readers.

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Look at that wonderful cover art by Kirk DouPonce–does that say “Pick me up and read me!”, or what?

Come on, now–are you really gonna kiss off barbarian hordes, ancient secrets, and fantastic adventures? And best of all, it’s Christian fantasy–none of those annoying neo-pagan cliches that clutter up most fantasy novels, these days.

Click “Books” on the home page and read all about it.

‘Reviews, Anyone?’ (2020)

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Every now and then it crosses my mind that one of this blog’s original functions was to call attention to my books and hopefully sell a few. Books without readers do no one any good.

Reviews, Anybody?

Reviews by readers are terribly important. Well, to the author they are!

Anyway, it’s been a couple of years since I’ve gotten any reader feedback. I would like to think that someone, in all that time, has dipped into Bell Mountain. Sometime in the not-too-distant future, Oceans of Time (No. 15 in the series) will be published, bringing King Ryons and his people to a natural resting-point. From there we’ll be going backward in time to King Ozias’ days.

Any thoughts, anybody?

‘The Abuse of Fantasy’ (2015)

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Here’s another of those books that I read so that you don’t have to. Not that you’d want to; but you could get suckered in. The marketing can be tricky.

The Abuse of Fantasy

Scholastic spent rafts of money on this New Age, neo-pagan, condescending, two-faced twaddle, appealing to all that is worst in young readers’ psyches. Like, what could be more seductive than the idea that you have super-powers that enable you, 11 years old and weighing only 70 pounds, to wale the tar out of a full-grown man because he wouldn’t give you what you want?

Are they trying to groom kids to be psychopaths?

Scholastic Press–avoid it.

A Christmas Present from Brazil

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Here we have Ellayne descending into “the Cellar Beneath the Cellar” in Old Obann (Book 2 of my Bell Mountain series)–drawn so beautifully by our friend Katheleen, in Brazil. I couldn’t figure out how to move it to this blog, but Patty successfully jumped the technological hurdles, as you can see.

Not to stoop to commercialism, but every writer wants his work to be read and I’m no exception to that rule. I’m so happy my stories have inspired this girl’s artwork. I think she’s 15 now, and getting better at it all the time. I really like this picture!

‘Serving Up Slop to Teen Readers’ (2013)

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Is this true? “Stupid people are born, not made.”  I think an awful lot of trouble goes into making them.

I don’t scout the Young Readers shelves in the supermarket anymore. There’s only so much that flesh and blood can stand. That anyone is still reading anything by the time they finish college is a mystery to me.

Serving Up Slop to Teen Readers

Come to think of it, I used to read and review these books, too. I wonder if I ought to start doing it again. What do you think?

My Writing Mentors

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Titus Livius–a great historian

[Let’s see how much I can get done before taking Robbie to the vet.]

It might be asked of me, “Hey, you’ve got a book to write! What the dickens are you doing, sitting there and reading Livy?”

For those who don’t know, Livy, aka Titus Livius, was an historian who lived in Augustus’ Caesar’s time and wrote a history of Rome going all the way back to the beginning. I read the edition published in several volumes by Penguin Books. Livy was suspected of having republican sentiments at a time when maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to have them; but as Augustus himself often said, “I’m a republican at heart,” he was hardly likely to persecute Livy for sharing them.

When I’m working on a book, it helps me a lot to select another writer as my mentor. For my previous book, Ozias, Prince in Peril, my mentor was Geoffrey of Monmouth, whose History of the Kings of Britain (including King Arthur), was a runaway best-seller… in the 12th century!

Now I’m writing Ozias, Prince Enthroned, and Livy has stepped forward as my mentor. Not that I’m imitating him; rather, I see in his work an inspiration for my own. Livy wrote real history, while I have to invent a history for a fantasy world. His vivid descriptions and keen analysis of early Rome’s one-after-another social, political, and military crises suggest to me the kinds of things that King Ozias would have to deal with. How should he respond to crisis? Livy knows! In fact, he knows about not only successful responses, but also failures.

Prince Enthroned is going forward rather slowly, from my end; but my editor, having read my most recent set of chapters, says “You’ve got your foot on the gas pedal, haven’t you?” I take that as encouragement.

I now suspect that maybe the Lord wants me to slow down a little. Okay. I’ll try that. A good book is worth taking risks for. Not to mention the abundant distractions we’ve had this year: Patty’s hernia, new computer, refrigerator dies and we lose a raft of frozen food, and my accident that badly damaged Patty’s car, and now Robbie’s sick. Oh–and tons and tons of really bad weather, lots of workdays lost.

So I hope it’s sunny and clear tomorrow, and that Robbie will get better, and that I can start another set of chapters. For “hope” read “pray.”

What Is ‘Woke’?

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There’s been a lot of talk lately about “Woke” and what it means.

I found the answer in a fairy tale.

Martin Selbrede sent me a book, Tending the Heart of Virtue: How Classic Stories Awaken a Child’s Moral Imagination, by Vigen Guroian, featuring a chapter on “The Snow Queen” by Hans Christian Andersen.

“Once upon a time the devil invented a magic mirror” that would reflect all things beautiful as ugly, and all things ugly as beautiful. The mirror broke into innumerable pieces which found their way into people’s hearts and eyes and made them see good as evil, evil as good, etc.

That’s what “Woke” is. And no wonder the Far Left Crazy loves it.

Woke persons see evil as good and good as evil, wisdom as foolishness and foolishness as wisdom, love as hate and hate as love–George Orwell saw nothing that Hans Christian Andersen hadn’t seen before. But Isaiah saw it first (“Woe to those who see evil as good and good as evil,” Isaiah 5:20).

The whole Far Left Fun-Pak is nothing but those pieces of the devil’s mirror–with a few evil wrinkles, like transgender mania, that Andersen never thought of, nor Orwell.

We pray the LORD removes those icy splinters.

‘An Open Letter to My Critics’ (2013)

I used to get a fair amount of heat from readers who objected to “all the religious stuff” in my Bell Mountain fantasy novels. As in, “Leave us alone to be our own gods!”

See that raspberry up there? That’s for you.

An Open Letter to My Critics

Sorry, but I just never got the hang of “winsome.” I don’t like their books any better than they like mine. I don’t like what they’re doing to my country, and I don’t like what they’re doing to the world. As for their fantasy novels, they can take their Invincible Female Warriors, All-Knowing (crusty but benign) Wizards, and Insatiably Oversexed Barbarian Big Guys and conduct them in a long walk off a short pier.