‘I’ve Won Another Award!’ (2014)

The Cellar Beneath the Cellar (Bell Mountain, 2) (Bell Mountain Series) by [Lee Duigon]

For the benefit of new arrivals at this blog, from time to time I like to introduce my books, now known collectively as the Bell Mountain series. With twelve titles in print–wow.

I’ve Won Another Award!

I won Global E-Book Awards for the first two books in the series. The Cellar Beneath the Cellar, pictured here, shows the skill of artist Kirk DouPonce at its uncanniest: if that girl on the cover isn’t really Ellayne from the book, then something very spooky’s going on here.

There’s somebody walking around out there who’s supposed to live in my book.

‘There Is a Fountain Filled with Blood’

Sometimes Youtube doesn’t tell you who’s performing a piece of music. This is one of those times. I can’t give the credit that’s deserved–but whoever they are, they’ve done a beautiful rendition of There Is a Fountain Filled with Blood.

Your Favorite Hymns continues. Please feel free to add to the list.

How to Make Sure You Get Notified

I never get to see this blog from the readers’ end, so this comment from Phoebe may prove very helpful to some of you.

To make sure you get notified about new posts and comments, 1) post a comment, then check the boxes that say “notify me about comments” and “notify me of new posts.”

The preceding has been a public service. (Thank you, Phoebe.)

Clarification: You have to start writing a comment to make the “notify” boxes appear, then check them, providing your email address where appropriate, and only then submit your comment.

Again, I don’t do this at my end and never get to see the blog as the reader sees it.

The Cat’s Got Mail

We don’t have a mail slot, more’s the pity–a toy to titillate a kitty. Excitement comes with each delivery–just what it takes to make cats quivery.

Eat your heart out, T.S. Eliot.

Keeep Themb Parints out Of The skools!!!

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Fromb naow On the “kon-tent” of the lessins thay whil Be Kept Seacrit even fromb the Stoodints!!!! That whay iff Parints thay lissin in thay woont Here Nothing!!!!!

Us Interllecturals we awlyaws Out Smartt themb stoopid Famblies!!!!

Mob Threatens U.S. Senator

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They’ve always got professionally printed signs. Who do you suppose provides them?

Just a block from the White House last night, police had to rescue Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) and his wife from an angry mob of MPPs (“Mostly Peaceful Protesters”–what used to be called rioters). Senator and Mrs. Paul were returning to their hotel after attending President Donald Trump’s speech accepting his nomination (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-washington-paul/u-s-senator-rand-paul-says-attacked-by-angry-mob-near-white-house-idUSKBN25O0LW).

Home-grown nooze sources spun the story to make sound like the senator was never in the slightest danger and just lying about a lot of harmless MPPs. Uh-uh. That’s why police had to escort the Pauls back to their hotel. You’d think a U.S. Senator could walk home from the White House without getting molested–but not if he’s a Republican.

That profound silence you hear is Democrat senators not defending their colleague. But that’s only because they’re always on the rioters’ side. That’s how they’ve become the Riot Party.

What if the police had not been there?

I think we’d better be thankful that they were.

Are You Getting Your Notifications?

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Sorry to bring this up again, I really thought we’d fixed it–but are you getting your notifications, whenever there’s a new post? Just trying to figure out why viewership is down some 40% from what it was, January through June. Yesterday, for instance, despite a good start, finished over 100 views short. So I really need to find out what’s going on.

Of course, if you’re not getting your notifications, then probably you won’t see this post and won’t be able to tell me that you’re not getting told of new posts. How else, though, can I communicate? Where else can I ask this question?

Book sales are in the “Don’t ask!” category. I believe the sub-par blogs have something to do with that.

I’ve got to find the answer before I simply disappear.

Writing Tips: Getting Started

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Faith, 12, has asked me for writing tips, so here we go. The nooze can wait.

I was writing stories when I was 12. I was even writing “books,” longhand in one of those black-and-white composition notebooks. I was, of course, fully convinced that these efforts of mine were good enough to be published; but in the meantime, I read them to my friends.

Which is a way of getting started as a writer!

No one wants to hear this–I certainly didn’t–but it takes a certain amount of life experience to write about life. Maybe that’s why children experimenting with story-telling are so apt to venture into science fiction or fantasy: instead of knowing things, they’re free to make things up.

Ah! But your time isn’t wasted. I started telling stories when I was in third grade, nine years old. I had two friends who liked inventing stories, and we would sit together in their cellar and entertain each other with the stories we made up–mostly about monsters.

Writing itself can be tricky. Getting your point across the way you want it, saying what you really mean to say, so that someone else will understand it–these take years of practice. There’s no substitute for practice. In fact, let me emphasize it: THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR PRACTICE.

I couldn’t do at 15 or 16 the things I can do as a writer now. I couldn’t do at 12 what I could do at 16.

So don’t be discouraged if you can’t get stuff published when you’re 12 (although when I was 12, there was no such thing as self-publishing). The time is not being lost; it’s being invested. What you need to be doing is telling stories–whatever kind of stories you enjoy telling. Tell them to your friends. If your friends like your stories and want to hear more, you are very much on the right track.

And keep at it. Just keep at it. I didn’t get anything published professionally until I was almost 40 years old. You’re bound to do better than that.

Rally for the Comment Contest

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How soon can we get to 65,000 comments? At the moment, we have 64,205–that’s just 795 to go.

The lucky winner will get an autographed copy of Bell Mountain No. 12, His Mercy Endureth Forever. Or you can win a paddle ball toy, if you’d prefer. But the book has giant hyenas in it. That’s got to count for something.

The book’s not selling that well, blog traffic has trickled down to 2015 levels, and I have no idea what to do to pump things up around here. I am advised not to resort to using click bait or misleading headlines. How about more recipes by some guy who can’t cook? That would be me.

I wonder if the nooze has made enough people depressed enough so that it reaches all the way down to this obscure blog and depresses the viewership.  That’s just a theory. I welcome your speculations.

‘Ezekiel Emanuel: We’re Living Too Long’ (2014)

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What? You wouldn’t trust the government to decide how long you ought to live?

Ezekiel Emanuel: We’re Living Too Long

Well, maybe they can slip something into your drinking water that’ll change your mind. And they can certainly “educate” your kids in public school to adopt a whole new value system devised by, oh, Chuck Schumer or someone like that.

Actually, it’s not that we really are living too long. With so many Democrats in the environment, it only feels like a very long time. Ten minutes of listening to them seems like an hour and ten minutes.

Rest assured that death panels would have only the best of intentions when exhorting you to kill yourself or let their, um, doctor do it.