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Lest We Forget: Clinton’s Crocodile Tears

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In 1996 Commerce Secretary Ron Brown’s plane crashed over somewhere in Croatia. To this day, questions remain about that.

But before there were any questions, there had to be a funeral. Watch then-president Bill Clinton (video clip from the old Rush Limbaugh TV show).

Camera off (he thinks): Yuck-yuck-yuck, I’m havin’ fun!

Camera on (he suddenly discovers): Alas, poor Yorick…!

We expect our politicians to be insincere, and they very rarely disappoint us. Clinton was a master of the art of insincerity; no one but Obama has ever outdone him at it. California Gov. Gavin Newsom could give him a run at it if he could only stop smirking.

Lesson: They’re laughing at us when they think we aren’t looking.

‘The “Everybody Does It” Defense’ (2016)

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POTUS with his favorite intern

Allowing the people to choose its leaders by voting for them was supposed to protect us from leaders who would corrupt us or prey on us. But all too often we choose a leader who’s only just come along, seems like a good idea at the time, and turns out to be as dirty as they come.

The ‘Everybody Does It’ Defense

The “Everybody Does It” defense is unworthy of adults–but boy, did we hear it a lot, during Bill Clinton’s presidency! And it wasn’t true! People insisted that it was, but they were wrong–and it was really quite easy to show them they were wrong.

Not that it changed anybody’s mind…

Bill Clinton–Novelist

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Bill Clinton enjoys the perks of public office…

My wife said, “Here’s your competition. Bill Clinton has just written his first novel!”

Well, sort of written. He co-authored it (heh-heh) with internationally best-selling writer James Patterson (http://www.indiewire.com/2017/09/bill-clinton-james-patterson-showtime-the-president-is-missing-1201879078/). It hasn’t even been published yet, but Showtime has already won the hotly-contested bidding war to turn Clinton’s novel, The President is Missing, into a TV series.

The story, explains America’s favorite dirty old man and former president, is about “what happens when a sitting president suddenly disappears.”

Hmmm… Have they looked under the desk in the Oval Office?

Follow the Monica.

Ain’t it wonderful to be a Clinton?

‘Everybody Does It’–Really?

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My neighbor is frustrated because the people she works with all seem to be backing Hillary Clinton for president and she can’t understand why. “When I ask them, ‘What about all her lying and cheating,’ they always answer, ‘So what? Everybody does it!'”

This brings us back to the days of Bill Clinton’s impeachment, when his supporters rallied to the excuse, “It’s only extramarital sex, and everybody does it!”

Confronting this in the YMCA locker room, I say, “Everybody does it, eh? Well, I don’t know your name, so I can’t rat you out and there’s no reason for you not to answer this question honestly: How many of you have committed adultery.”

Only one hand went up, out of some twenty men present.

Everybody doesn’t do it, and saying that they do is mere hypocrisy.

Remember that. I do.

P.S.: My wife asks, “How come they don’t say ‘Everybody does it’ when you’re talking about Anthony Wiener?”

If he were the Democrat candidate for president… they would.

The Clintons’ Wonderful Marriage (Are They Kidding?)

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As if it were not preposterous enough for our–ugh!–president to call Hillary Clinton “the most qualified person” ever to run for president…

As if it weren’t enough of a whopper to describe the former chief of the Bimbo Eruption team as the protector and champion of sexually harassed women (except, of course, for the ones her husband harassed: they had to be destroyed)…

At least Bill Cosby never had a wife who ran interference for him.

Now the kooks at Cosmopolitan magazine have described Bill and Hillary Clinton as “good marriage role models.” ( http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/maggie-mckneely/2016/07/28/cosmo-clintons-are-good-marriage-role-models )

What???

Do they think we’ve all been in hibernation for the past 20 years? Bill Clinton has cheated on Hillary–and gotten caught doing it!–innumerable times. And she has turned a blind eye to it because he is the basis of her political ambitions. Nor have we forgotten her efforts to trash the women that her husband cheated with, or simply pursued whether they wished it or not: more than a few of those.

What would possess anyone to call this aging satyr and his power-hungry, money-hungry mate “good marriage role models”?

I pray every day that the Lord in His mercy will not let my country fall into Hillary Clinton’s hot little hands.

Are These People for Real?

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If you like your hypocrisy served up in big, fat, dripping slabs, you’d have had a feast at this year’s Democrat Convention.

As evidence of how deranged and clueless these people are, consider TV celeb Lena Dunham’s speech the other night. Bear in mind that Ms. Dunham made a false accusation of rape that she had to take back and has admitted to molesting her little sister. All and all, perfect for an audience of Democrats. ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/07/26/rape-hoaxer-lena-dunham-dnc-hillary-will-help-fellow-sexual-assault-survivors/ )

Ms. Dunham spoke of herself as a victim of sexual assault–that’s the rape that never happened–and hailed Hillary Clinton as the great supporter and champion of “my fellow sexual assault survivors.”

Yay, hooray. Did she not know that sitting right there in the audience was Bill Clinton, Mr. Hillary, the king of sexual harassment and assault? If the pagans had a god of sexual harassment, it’d be him. Did she not know–and how in the world couldn’t she?–that Hillary Clinton directed the campaign to smear, discredit, and malign her husband’s victims?

This is hypocrisy of a very high order. Or maybe it’s just insanity. But describing Hillary “Careless” Clinton as a protector of women who have suffered sexual assault is like calling a stork the protector of the minnows.

Oh, and of course Ms. Dunham hailed Careless as the guarantor of “the American promise”–the American Dream is over, so now we have to settle for a promise–which she defined as not “transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, and systemic racism.”

Do you really, truly want these people running your government? Will your conscience let you live with that?

We have finally gone beyond just plain wacko politics, and entered a realm of monsters.

Clinton Meets with Lynch (They Think We’re Simpletons)

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Sorry, but my personal revulsion for these individuals is very hard to control.

Aboard a “government-owned private jet,” whatever that is, former White House sleazemaster Bill Clinton had a private pow-wow the other day with Attorney General Loretta “What First Amendment?” Lynch ( http://freebeacon.com/politics/loretta-lynch-met-privately-with-bill-clinton-amid-email-probe/ ).

With an indictment in the middle of an election year hanging over Mrs. Clinton’s head, just as she bids to become our–God help us–president, we are asked to believe that the two party hacks talked about… well, nothing. The mean ol’ indictment, it just never came up in the conversation.

They think we’re simpletons. We must be, to be ruled by such as them.

It is grossly, blatantly, boisterously improper for the attorney general to be having a private conversation with the man who is married–I use the word loosely–to the subject of a massive FBI investigation. But since when have any of these people cared a snap for propriety?

I grieve for my country, whose people apparently cannot feel shame and who have so little self-respect as to consent to be governed  by moral imbeciles.

Miracle? Has a Clinton Spoken Something That Was Not a Lie?

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Campaigning for his wife, former horndog President Bill Clinton lashed out at “the awful legacy of the past eight years” ( http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bill-clinton-awful-legacy-8-years ).

Normally if a liberal accidentally tells the truth, he levitates three feet off the ground, his head spins 360 degrees, and smoke comes out of his mouth.  In shock and awe, noozies remarked that Clinton “appeared to be” criticizing President Barack “I Love You, Castro” Obama. But some of them quickly convinced themselves it was only a slip of the tongue (heh-heh), and what the accused rapist was really doing was slamming the Republican Congress, which did not exist for the first two years of the community organizer’s presidency.

What’s goin’ on here? Mrs. Horndog faces an indictment or two, the FBI is poring over her documents–is Mr. Horndog trying to get her thrown in jail? Or have they been privately informed that yes, there really will be indictments coming right up, and Willie’s outburst was a genuine temper flareup?

And wouldn’t it be absolutely wonderful if our two major political parties totally destroyed themselves?

The ‘Everybody Does It’ Defense

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Return with me, if your stomachs can stand it, to those balmy days of Bill Clinton’s presidency.

There were two main lines of defense keeping this churl in office. One was “It’s the economy, stupid.” But the other really got to me: this idea that Clinton needn’t be blamed for his sexploits in the White House because–speaking of adultery–“Everybody does it.”

So there I was at the YMCA, and I challenged a whole locker-room full of men who were invoking this defense of Clinton. “All right, let’s just see about this! There are twenty of you here, and I don’t know your names, so I can’t possibly rat you out. Thus you have nothing to lose by giving me an honest answer. How many of you have actually committed adultery?”

And one hand went up. Just one. “So everybody doesn’t do it, then, do they?”

It goes to show how a reprobate for  a leader can undermine the moral tone of an entire nation.

What’s wrong with us, that anyone would even consider putting Hillary Clinton in the White House? She’s so crooked that when she dies, they’re going to have to screw her into the ground. How many other presidential candidates have been the subject of two–yes, not one, but two–ongoing FBI investigations in the middle of the campaign?

Have we really and truly sunk so low?

Hillery, the Smartest Wimmin in Americka!

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My prefesser he gave me a peace of a old plad shirt today and i had it for lunch. I wish thay wuld stop shootin me up with these moth hormoans; but they let me stay in collidge as long as i in this exspearmint.

I cant whate for Hillery to be Presdint! She sayed too things recintly that proove she is a interllectural and aslo super intelagint.

Frist she sayed there isnt no such thing as a Muslin terrarist and Izlom isnt nothing but piece and kind-ness. Then she sayed wen a wimmin acusses a man of raip, all those here acussations had ouhgjt to be beleaved. My prefesser he says this is reel genious, she have come up with a hole new doctring of law, gilty until proofed innercent!

Some no good christin he sayed Well whatt abuot al them wimmim who sayed Bill Clinton he raiped them?? And Bill is Hillerys husbend. He sayed How come yiu dint beleave them, huh? But my prefesser he said that was hat speach and that christin he better wacht out or he wil wind up in sensortivity training.

And anyway thay shuld considder it a honor to be raiped by Bill Clinton and wen his wife is Presdint she wil give them lots of muny for there trubble.

I wunder wich tastes better, red plad or blue plad?