Tag: college as a waste of time and money

Hillery, the Smartest Wimmin in Americka!

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My prefesser he gave me a peace of a old plad shirt today and i had it for lunch. I wish thay wuld stop shootin me up with these moth hormoans; but they let me stay in collidge as long as i in this exspearmint.

I cant whate for Hillery to be Presdint! She sayed too things recintly that proove she is a interllectural and aslo super intelagint.

Frist she sayed there isnt no such thing as a Muslin terrarist and Izlom isnt nothing but piece and kind-ness. Then she sayed wen a wimmin acusses a man of raip, all those here acussations had ouhgjt to be beleaved. My prefesser he says this is reel genious, she have come up with a hole new doctring of law, gilty until proofed innercent!

Some no good christin he sayed Well whatt abuot al them wimmim who sayed Bill Clinton he raiped them?? And Bill is Hillerys husbend. He sayed How come yiu dint beleave them, huh? But my prefesser he said that was hat speach and that christin he better wacht out or he wil wind up in sensortivity training.

And anyway thay shuld considder it a honor to be raiped by Bill Clinton and wen his wife is Presdint she wil give them lots of muny for there trubble.

I wunder wich tastes better, red plad or blue plad?

College Isn’t Day Care, Prez Sez

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The president of Oklahoma Wesleyan University, Dr. Everett Piper, has had a bellyful.

Students at his institute of higher learning were protesting a university chapel service: some brainless twollop said he felt “victimized” by the text, I Corinthians 13–one of the most beautiful chapters in the Bible, the one about faith, hope, and love. Anyway, this dope said it made him feel bad.

Dr. Piper’s reply to this is well worth reading ( http://godfatherpolitics.com/26763/conservative-college-president-tells-students-to-suck-it-up-college-isnt-a-day-care/ ). Let me quote very briefly:

“Our culture has actually taught our kids to be this self-absorbed and narcissistic! Any time their feelings are hurt, they are the victims! Anyone who dares challenge them and, thus, makes them ‘feel bad’ about themselves, is a ‘hater,’ a ‘bigot,’ an ‘oppressor,’ and a ‘victimizer.'” And he concludes: “This is not a day care. This is a university!”

Yes, indeed, we’ve taught these collidge dolts to be self-absorbed and narcissistic. Having been unable to find it in themselves to give the kids their time, a lot of modern parents make up for it by spoiling and overpraising them. And then, of course, we’ve got some towering examples of narcissism and self-absorption. In any speech by that toad Obama or that satyr, Bill Clinton, how many times is the word “I” spoken?

This what happens when everybody goes to college. Education is devalued past zero and into the negative numbers.

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Yes, I’m feeling a bit crabby today. We had to rush off to the nursing home this morning, after getting a panicky and rather long phone call yesterday just as supper was about to be served–and when we got there, the storm had already passed, problems solved, no need for us to be there, really. And a few other problems that are not worth mentioning, but all the same, vexing.

Please bear with me.

My Interllectural Thansgiving

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I went to my famply’s house for Thansgiving. They such dum peple! So i ask why thay prayin, becose God he dont exhist and its jist stopid to say prairs to him and then my sister she started cryin, she is such a idjit, and i pashently tryin to explane there isnt no god and finely my Dad he puls me off my chare and push me out the dore. That is how jellous they can be. Thats one thing yiu find out reel quiwk when yuo go to Collidge and becom a interllectural, that regulur dum peple dont like it that yiu are smarter then them.

Wel i was prety hungry so i go back to my prefessers houss but he wuld not invight me in to have diner with him and his freinds. He have tought us that Thansgiving is a wite supracist holliday al abuot opressing the Nattive Amerikans and bringin in all that christin and Captillist stuf that has made the hole world bad. Thansgiving is amlost as bad as Collumpus Day, thats what he sais.

But i gesse he culd see i was reel, reel hunkry he fellt sory for me and he sais, Here, “yiu can have this old sweater” I was goin to throe it out “but yiu can ete it insted.” in case yuo dont kno, i am in a exspearmint, trying to get wimmims femail cromasoames but they shot me up with this moth stuff, i think it’s Hormoans, and it done som funny things to my apetight and i got to ware a hatt al the time or else peple make fun of my moth-antenners growin out of my head! So i had the sweatter, it wasnt bad with ketchup on it.

Clown on Campus Creeps Out Coeds

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What are we to make of this story?

Female students at Carroll University in Waukesha, Wisconsin, are nervous about a guy who prowls the streets at night in a clown mask and a bright orange jumpsuit ( http://www.wkow.com/story/30593183/2015/11/24/clown-causes-alarm-around-carroll-university ).

Police say they know who it is–a “developmentally delayed” teenage boy. It would appear there is no law against prowling around at night in a clown costume, even if it’s making everybody edgy.

What if the cops are wrong about who it is? Does anyone know where Joe Biden is, lately?

Or have they just launched a new Clown Studies undergraduate degree program?

Seems the only kind of stories coming out of colleges, these days, are clown stories.

The Agony of Reading Books by the Wrong Color People

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Every time you think America’s university system has hit bottom, it lurches down another notch. You’re gonna just love this story from Columbia University–under Herbert Marcuse in the 1960s, one of the original hatcheries of American Stalinism.

Here a quivering tulip of a student, “in her fifth year of undergraduate studies” (remember when it only took four years?), claims to have suffered “trauma” and “anguish” over having to read books written by white men ( https://pjmedia.com/trending/2015/11/20/columbia-student-in-anguish-because-she-has-to-read-books-by-white-people ).

Oh, the suffering! And the university officials can’t do anything with her because they’re the ones who filled her head with all this glop in the first place. They can’t disavow the ideology of victimhood that they taught her.

The student is black, and female. Therefore she should only have to read books written by black females. For any other kind of book to appear before her eyes would be “microaggression” and “oppression.”

As it is, the poor creature expects she’ll have to put in a sixth year just to get her bachelor’s degree.

Oh, no! They call it a “bachelor’s degree!” Quick, somebody call 911, we have to report an incident of microaggression. “Bachelor” is a sexist word, injurious and hurtful and mean to all female students enrolled in colleges throughout the land.

Real racism having been solved, inasmuch as flawed human beings living in a fallen world can solve it, what remains is imaginary racism. The great thing about imaginary problems is that they remain in perpetuity, they can never be solved because they don’t exist.

And have you noticed? Progressives and their followers have re-invented Jim Crow.

In their quest for freedom, they have subjected themselves to slavery.

Way to go.

Collidge Morons Demand Control of News Reporting

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What happens when two dysfunctional institutions come together? Twice as much idiocy!

Recently a bunch of “students” at Smith College–tuition, $63,950 a year: so how badly oppressed could they be?–staged a big fat protest over imaginary “racial discrimination.” When the noozies showed up to cover it, the “students” said no media would be allowed in unless they swore to “articulate their solidarity with black students” and promised that their news reports would be favorable to the alleged students ( http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/11/19/these-college-protesters-are-demanding-the-media-who-cover-them-support-their-cause-really/ ).

But wait, there’s more!

Some of the noozies actually did promise to give the protesters favorable coverage (like there’s any other kind, when noozies cover left-wing hijinks). Those who couldn’t make that promise were turned away. And the collidge backed up its students, all the way.

Nothing like teaching them Stalinism.

They don’t want free speech, they certainly don’t want freedom of religion, and now they don’t want a free press, either.

Do any of you pause to think about what you’re getting for those tuition dollars?

Why College Students Are So Childish

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Would you believe it? As of April of this year, more than 17 million Americans were enrolled in college ( http://www.statisticbrain.com/college-enrollment-statistics/ ).

That’s way, way too many people in college. And you see what happens to them while they’re there. They turn into whining, tantrum-throwing, bed-wetting idiots.

Why?

Well, here’s some science to explain it.

Back in 2007, a British researcher, Bruce G. Charlton, published in Medical Hypotheses an article entitled, “Psychological neoteny and higher education: associations with delayed parenthood” ( http://www.hedweb.com/bgcharlton/psychological-neoteny.html ).

What’s neoteny? It’s that strange natural process by which certain animals–tiger salamanders, for instance–remain forever in their larval forms. So “psychological neoteny” in humans would describe how some people never grow up.

Here’s what Charlton concluded:

“In conclusion, it seems likely that psychological neoteny is increasing mainly as a consequences of the increasing percentage of school leavers going into higher education.”

In other words, college keeps many of its students from attaining psychological maturity.

Does that describe what we’re seeing in our colleges today, or what?

Campas Sex Week and Free Tution!

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Bussy week! Its Campas Sex Week and their is peple from Planed Parinthood here to teacht us how to do things yiu nevver thohgjt of doing. I was goin to hook up with thiss reel hot girl and she keep saying, Why “you got that stopid hat” on, Take it off, and then al of a suddin she yankd it rihgjt off my head and she run away screamin becose of them moth-antenners that growin out my fourhead. I dint even have time to explane to her that this is onely from the expearmint, trying to chang my cromasoames from mail to femail and i gess it isnt working tooo good. So that was my Sex Week and yestredday i cought mysself chewing on a pare of sox. I hope they not putin too much moth stuff in me.

And yestreday also we al marched and pro tested for free collidge! with free tution! and no more stodent dept! and aslo the miminim wage shoud ouhgjt to be 50$ a hour. Or may be it was 15$ a hore, i cant rememember wich. Wen Hillery is presdint thear wil be freee tution for everbotty.

I am come hear today becose that guy who rites this blogg, he make me mad, he is so jellous becuse he is not a interllectural like us who now in collidge. So he sais lots of hat speech aginst collidge and interllecturals and somday it wil be aginst the law to say stuff like that, he better wach out. Like, cant he reed the email on the wall?? Most everbotty now thinks ther shuld only be freedem of speech to say good things that mak us feel good and not speech that is hatful and bad and hurts my feelers. Thats were this contry is heded and i say its abuot time!!

Wel now i got to get to Gender Studies lectur, my prefesser he wil fix me good if I missed it. And then I think i seen a old sweatter hangin up somwher and I gess i wil have lunch!

Collidge Big Shots Shred Constitution (Literally)

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Project Veritas has captured on videotape officials at five fancy-schmancy universities agreeing to tear up copies of the U.S. Constitution with their bare hands or even put it through a paper shredder ( http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/nov/8/yale-cornell-syracuse-vassar-oberlin-administrator/ ).

The five citadels of higher learning are Cornell, Oberlin, Yale, Syracuse, and Vassar.

College officials agreed that the Constitution was “triggering” and “oppressive.”

Uh, what’s that supposed to mean?

“Triggering” means it contains language that some leftist dork might possibly, maybe, conceivably find offensive–that is, any language at all. For instance, “Excuse me, what time is it?” might be found offensive by a member of any one of several Cherished Minorities. Might be “oppressive,” too.

It’d be fun to call these self-anointed sages out and demand they tell us what they’d like to replace the Constitution with. Those answers might be worth hearing.

Meanwhile, folks–hey, it’s your tuition dollars that pay these creeps.

A Interllectural On Dinasores

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This hear is Godziller, I seen him on TV he is a dinasore! Evry interllectural knos thare is no God becose of dinasores.

I heared that guy who dose this blog talkin to his wive, they going to wach a movie abuot dinasoares today. Well that mad me lauhg!! He dont kno nothin abot dinasores becuse he is one of them christins and christins dont know nothin at alll.

Frinstence, us interllecturals at collidge we kno that dinasores proves that christinaity is not true and the Bibel is just a boookfull of hat speech and stories thatare not truue.

Take the Tryannosoros, also knon as Teerecks. It prooves Evolutoin is trough and ther is not no God! If thear was a God, then there woodnt be no Teerecks. My prefesser he explaned it to me.

Well i got to go now, thay are goin to try to make them moth-things fall out of my head and see if they cant finely give me wimmyn cromosoames. Even Katelyn Jender she dont got wimmyns cromosoames! It makes me wunder whatt kinder cromosoames those dinasores had that mad them get so big.

Got to run! Re-member, dinasores proove the Bibel is wrong abote everthing!!