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Helloween and Me and Also Socail Justice REPRINT

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Here’s Joe from 2015

Wel they dint like the way the exspearmint was going so they give me some shots and then som diffrent pills, and my donky ears they fell off. I was glad they fel off, only now I got theese moth things growin out the top of my head and i seen a movie once, it was The Fly, and so i’m kinda nervess abuot the moth things if yuo kno what i meen.

Youse who arenot in collidge bein interllecturals, mayby yiu think al we do is work al the time. Thats not troe, we aslo have lots of fun!!

I want to go to the Socail Justice Haloween Party tonite and i got to get a costomb. The delergate from PETA he said i culdnt go with them moth things on my fourhead becose its disrespeckful to moths and othre insecks. I told him i cant help it their growing on me. I tride putting a hat over them but then they iched somethin awful.

My prefesser he sade Stick with it, the exspearmint goin to make yiu famose, expecially if it reely works and i do get turned into a wimmin with the femail cromosoms. I dont kno abuot that, i never seen no wimmin with thees here moth things–antenners, they are caled.

But i do stick with it becase at the end i wil get my degreee in Gender Studies and i wil be twicet as interllectural as i am now and al yuo poor dum peple wil have to lissen to me. And no i got to go and figger out my Haloween costomb.

Cornell Profs: ‘Hire No Republicans’

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If you’re spending big bucks to send your kid to college, you ought to know what you’re getting for it.

Professors at Cornell University have called for the school to make it a policy not to hire Republicans ( http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/10/18/cornell-professor-hiring-republicans-would-decrease-quality-faculty ). The Cornell faculty is already 96 percent Democrat, so it would not seem the university is hiring a lot of Republicans.

But in the interests of Diversity, that nagging 4 percent must be weeded out.

An English prof and a Poli Sci prof say there shouldn’t be any Republicans teaching at Cornell because Republicans are “anti-science.” That means they don’t believe in Global Warming.

Someone out there keeps guffawing at the idea of an English professor deciding what ought to be the standards for professors of the various sciences.  Actually, almost anything that almost any English professor has to say is funny.

In these hatcheries of Stalinism, the colleges and universities of the Western world, uniformity of thought–“Diversity”–is highly prized and much sought-after. As the Cornell profs observe, where is the university obligated to trot out every inane and ridiculous point of view? It’s all they can do just to keep on presenting the one inane and ridiculous point of view every single day.

My old alma mater, Rutgers, comes right out in its student guide and says there’s no such thing as free speech, so you’d better watch what you say.

College and university–the perfect tool for making small minds even smaller.

Senator Cought on Vidiotape!!

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I forgott to tell yiu yestreday that one of the ressults of this exspearamint is that i alreddy getting smarter and aslo my sihgt geting keeener, I see things now that i didnt use to see befour. That is why i lik to be hear at collidge, bein a interllectural.

So i found this hear viddiotape of a senator running acrost somplace and sombody fillmed it. Yiu wil notise that this is abbsolootly real, it reelly is a senator. If thear wasnt no such thing as a senator it wuldnt be on viddio, dont let any stopid christins tel yuo theyr no senators, halff horse and halff perrson.

Wel no i got to get back to work campaining for Hillery so she can be presdint.

My Exspearamint

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Boy that guy who has the blog he burns me up, he is so stopid. That is becose religin makes him stopid. If he was a interllectural like me he wuld be smart.

Lik I told yiu lasst time, i am in a exspearamint for Reallity Studies, they tryin to turn my mail cromosoms into femail. I do this becuse i got no more money for collidge but they let me stay if I be in the exspearamint and i got to stay hear and get my degre in Gender Studies. Meanwile I live in my prefessers tool shed.

They been givin me injectins and pills and this red stuff to drink it tastes horible, and i didnt think it was workin until I was walkin to my Gender Justice lectiure and thes two iddiot conserfatiffs they pointin at me and laghing, Ha-ha-ha!! And later when I looked into a mirrer i seen my reflectin, and oh man!!! My Ears been growing! They turning into bunny Ears!! I got so freeked out, i went home. And my mom she made me stand on the steps and wuldnt let me in, and she sais them aint bunny Ears, them’s Jackass Ears!! And she say it serve me rihgjt.

But my prefesser he give me scraps to eat and he sais Never mind, “this is a smal pryce to pay to get a degre in Gender Studies and reely be a interllectural that nobody can deneye,” and anyhow Sceince is alyaws rihgt and this is Sceince. But i got Jackass Ears!! But he sais jist chill out, man, the exspearamint aint over yet and lots of Good things can stil happen.

I sure hop hes rigjt becase now my hat dont fit.

I Can Stay in Collidge!

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Well I got no money anymor, my dad he wont pay for no mor collidge, but I am a interllectural so I has found a way for me to stay in collidge til I get my degre in Gender Studies. My prefesser thouht it up.

Its simple, all I got to do is let some prefesser in Reallity Studies exspearmint on me. I dont kno what the exspearmints are about becose this prefessers grad studints do them and they wont tell me nothin. But i think it got something to do with the Natur of Reallity and how they can change my cromosoms from mail to femail and i am exited becuse i wil get extra creddit if they can mak me have wimmins cromosoms insted of the ones I alreddy got. And its very cuttingedge stuff!!

In meantime I living in my prefessers his toolshed and somtimes he give me leftovers from his super. He says this is a smal pryce to pay for bein a interllectural and anyhow its goood i losing so mutch weiyt. And if the exspearmint turns out sucesfull i wil go on tour al over the contry.

So i wil keeep yuo al posted on this stopid guys blog and i hop you al out there workin to ellect Hillery for Presdint.

How Ben Carson Got Me Throwed Out of My House

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I am in big troubble now and its al becuse of that nogood Ben Carson. I had to go hom to my famly this week end and I seen they had Ben Carson bumper stickers on there cars. So I tole mom and pop they stopid for likin him, “Dont yuo know he hates Muslems and is a hater, he dont want no Muslem Presdint?”

And they got mad so I tole them i am a interllectural so they shuld listin to me, I am much smarter then them, i been to collidge and goin to get a Degree in Gender Studies, and they just ordrinary dum peple who ouhgt to pay atension to us interllecturals and do what we tell them. And my pop he got mader and he said well that does it! i am not goin to pay for any more collidge, i been payin al these years and now yuo are 26 and yure a bigger fat head than you was in heigh school. And my mom she said “Yiu get out of this hose and dont come back, not ever.” And I just said well thats what hapens when yuo listin to Ben Carson, yiu get to be as stopid as he is.

So now i got no home and no more tution mony, but my prefesser he says I can live in his tool shed for a wile. But how am i goin to pay for the rest of my collidge? I mean, like, its my hole future in Gender Studies!!

And to make it worse my folks they go around with them fake glases with the big noses and mustashes so no one will reckonize them. That is what hapens when you are a interllectural. All them ordrinary dum peple theyr just jellous.

A Interllectural Talks Abuot the Pope

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Lookit that dum guy, he gose out to by grosseries and I come in and got his blog.

Ya know, somtimes it istnt easy bein a interllectural. Like, yestarday on compus I was waking past Mollatov Hall when I seen a poster on it, of The Pope. And I got mad bewccose thats religin and there istnt no religin aloud at our collidge, thats what collidge is for. So I done somethin abuot it.

I took my pen and drow a big Hilter mustash on The Pope and i was just writing some cuss words on the poster when my prefesser he come along and hit me upside the hed. Yuo” big ninkumpop he says, why” yuo doin that. Dont you know this here pope he is a good Pope!”

So I got confused and say prefesser, this here The Pope, didnt you say he is no good at all, hes a big fool and a relick, and a Hater, he dont allow no wimmin to be preists and he dont alow no gay marage? And my prefesser he says Yeah but that was last week, this is a good The Pope becase he beleaves in Globbal Warming and like th goverrmet must Do Somethin and Save the Planet, an he aslo beleaves in Equl Disturbution of Welth and no moe of that dirty nogood captalism”. And aslo Presdint Obamma he likes The Pop so that must be good.

So I says Well Prefesser im sorry, but i dont think I can errase that there Hilter mustash I drow on The Pope but I can cros out the cuss words, so i did and my prefesser he says never mind the mustash, Hilter he wastnt as bad as peple say, at leest he was a Socailist.

Alrighjt, now I Know this is a good The Pope and he helping The Presdint so its good for interllecturals to say this here is okay and we lik The Pope. And anyon who dosnt like The Pope is just stopid and a big dop, and not a interllectural at al.

Oh, and my prefesser he says that next week The Pope wil be no good again unles he makes wimmin Preests. Them iddoit christins!

Chowderhead Quote of the Week

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In an age of teeming idiocy, it’s hard to say or do anything that really makes you stand out as a jackass among jackasses. But comedian Sarah Silverman has done it, with these few words (drum roll, please):

“You have to listen to the college-aged, because they lead the revolution. They’re pretty much always on the right side of history.” ( http://www.mediaite.com/online/sarah-silverman-comedians-should-change-with-the-times-for-pc-college-students/ )

Or, as Shakespeare put it in Act I of Julius Caesar, “You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!”

***[Service momentarily interrupted]***

Well, there! What did I tel you? Us peple who in collidge we leaders of the revoltion! And aslo we alyaws on the rihgt side of histry! And now you heared it from Sara Silver Man hersself, and she’s a wimmim!

Boy that stopid guy who blogs hear, whut dose he know? He aint in collidge anymor. He aint on the righjt side of histry no more. My prefesser he says us milennails am not just goin to lede the revoltion–we are the revoltion! And he teached us this thing we can say, like they used to say whin he was a studint…

Power to the peple! Rihgt on!

***[Normal service resumed]***

The 1960s are like Dracula. No matter how many times you drive a stake through his heart, he always comes back in the next movie.

Helpful sociological hint: America has way too many colleges and universities with way too many people in them.

Washington State: White Students ‘Must Defer to Minorities’

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The new season in higher education got off to a roaring start this weekend, when it was revealed that some of the profs at Washington State University threatened white students with failure unless they embraced left-wing stupid ideas and constantly “deferred to minorities” ( http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/31/taxpayer-funded-professors-censor-words-female-illegal-alien-and-make-white-students-defer/ ).

T’other day, the university announced it was going to “amend” this situation. Are they to be let off as easily as that? You can’t pass a course unless you say you oppose any attempts to curb illegal immigration? Parents are paying how much money in tuition to have their children subjected to this? More fool they.

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Ha, ha, he had to go out so I come in and take over this blogg.

Boy what a big dop he is. Of coarse white studints shuld oahgt to defer to minorites. Yuo see evry interllectural knows that. Thats what makes collidge higher eddication.

So of coarse yiu shuld haveto beleave in anmesty and Globbal Warming if yuo wanto pass a corse. And of coarse yuo shuldnt be a lowed to say words like “mail’ and “feemail’ becuse that is Transphobic.

My prefesser he says whit peple are no good, exept unles they interllecturals like us, and whit peple shuld alyaws do what a minorite tells them to do, all the time. I asked dose that mean I got to try hardder to be gay? And he sad this pro-found thing, “A Interllectural is the best minorite and we can do anythingg we want.” I asked is a gay interllectural beter than a interllectural whose not gay but he dint anser me, he jist kicked me in the shin fer askin a dumm questoin.

Anhow thats what collidge is for, to fudnamenterly trandsform our cuontry and we wuld be doing it faster if stopid dops wuld stop complaning aboot how we do it. Like, no wonnder nobody Likes this stopid blogg, onlhy if you gettin money from the Kotch Brothers is you agree with this blogg.

I hop Washinton State say drop dead to evrybody complaning about perfecly resonible rules to show thos no good whit studints whose boss.

Welcom Back to Collidge, Now Shut Up

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Its almost time for the new semester to start, and ther wil be lots of new studints on our campas. I has ben here all sumer, workin on my degre in Gender Studies.

That stopid guy had to go to dentist, so I got his blog, ha-ha.

Lots of peple ben complaning about no freedem of speetch in collidge anymore. Well, ther aint suposed to be no freedem!!! What kind of big dumby thinks you can oaught to be alowed to say wrong things?

You freshmen who is coming in, yuo shuld pay attenttion to yuor Studnt Guide and just not say anything. Only us interllecturals shuld auht to be alowed to say things, because we never say nothing that is hatful or wrong or stopid. The rest of yiu is not interllecturels yet so you shuld just shut up. Yous dont know how to talk without sayin things that is microgresion. (I am not sure abuot that word, I only lernt it the other day. My prefesser he says its microgresion when you say or do somthing that is ofensieve even when yuo dont meane it. He says you cant hardly say nothing withhout being microgrestive.)

Well I got to go now, ther is a lectur on a bortion how it keeps wimmin helthy, and how we got to defiend Planed Parinthood from the  Vaste Rihjtwing Conspracy, and after that I got class in Self-Esteem. So rembember, if yuo aint a interllectural, just shut up and dont say nothing. Thats yuor cyvic dutie!!!