crazy liberals – Lee Duigon

REPRINT ‘The Least Surprising Poll Results in Human History’ (?)

leeduigon(patty)January 30, 2026

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From November 7, 2022

Are these “the least surprising poll results in human history”? Could be!

According to an American Family Survey, unmarried liberal women have “the lowest levels of satisfaction with their lives and mental health” of any demographic studied (https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2022/11/05/poll-liberal-women-experience-worst-mental-health-of-all-demographics-n1643015).

Regular people, say the pollsters, are reinforced in their mental health by religion, marriage, and family; while liberals, especially liberal women, tend to come up short in those areas.

Also, unmarried liberal women tend to take Pandemic fear-mongering much more seriously than everybody else does. Well, that’s who’s still wearing the masks, isn’t it? We can see that for ourselves.

How do liberal men score for mental health? Fap! The article didn’t say. The few liberal men I know are as wacky as the women.

If Democrats lose big tomorrow in Election Day, we’re going to see intense liberal lunacy on display all over this land.

Question! Does liberalism make you crazy, or does being crazy make you a liberal?

Send Your Cat to College–Free! REPRINT

leeduigon(patty)January 13, 2026

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The newest Democrat candidate for president wants the government to pay college tuition for cats or dogs or any other pets that people might want to send there for a higher education.

“Who said college was only for people?” demanded Agrippina Fullavit, a village councilwoman from Pyongyang, Illinois–one of the few illegal aliens to be elected to public office in America. “Why should only humans get degrees in Gender Studies or Superhero Studies?

“This is the richest country in the world, and it ought to be the best-educated, too! Not only our people, but our pets! Cat, dog, hamster, goldfish–end the inequality now!”

Ms. Fullavit has a pet eel, Chuck, who, she says, is earning a degree in Neo-Marxist Palmistry at Groin Community College. “The tuition is hard to bear,” she said, “so it’s only right that the federal government should bear the cost of a truly universal higher education. All we have to do is tax the rich!” Ms. Fullavit herself is working toward a degree in Tic-Tac-Toe, but her education is already being funded by a federal loan.

Let’s ‘Re-imagine’ Free Speech!

leeduigon(patty)November 6, 2019

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Nope, can’t find any extremism here! Let’s check out the Kiwanis Club…

Be very afraid when any liberal starts talking about the need to “re-imagine” anything. They use the word as a euphemism for “to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate something out of all recognition.”

UC Berkeley recently had a… “reporter,” I think he calls himself, from The New Yorker give a speech there, in which he said America needs to “re-imagine its interpretation of the First Amendment” so as to forbid “fringe political speech” in the social media (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13958). Allowing what we have always known as free speech, he said, is like allowing guests at a party to set fire to a couch–presumably indoors, although he didn’t specify that.

So… what does he call “fringe political speech”? Three guesses. I doubt I have to tell you to answer to that question.

Ah–but what about “fringe political speech” that comes from Far Left Crazy? Hold on to your hats. He says there’s simply no such thing as “extremism” among the Left.

Wow. If they gave an Oscar for bald, bodacious hypocrisy, this guy would win it, hands down. It takes one’s breath away.

Hey, out there! These people are out to wreck our republic and they need to be utterly defeated. As in put out of business, forever. The Democrat Party and its mob of kooks and Stalinist wannabes is a viper harbored in our nation’s bosom.

Let’s not re-imagine a political landscape in which a Democrat can’t even be elected dog catcher.

Let’s make it real.

‘Only Women Have Babies’? It’s Hate!

leeduigon(patty)November 4, 2019

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Bad enough I have to write about this trash. No way I’m gonna illustrate it, too. Here’s a picture of a nice axolotl instead.

The international Far Left Crazy continues its war against reality. The latest: a spokeswoman for a charity “doula” (midwife) service in Britain has been forced to resign her position… for saying only women, not men, give birth to babies (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/birth-coach-hounded-out-of-profession-by-transgender-activists-for-claiming-only-women-can-have-babies).

This’d be funny if it weren’t so nerve-wracking to have loony people running things.

Anyway, she said it, “transgender activists” complained, and Doula Inc. left her twisting in the wind.

Lynsey McCarthy Calvert at least preserved her dignity, in these words:

“I am not a ‘cervix owner.’ I am not a ‘menstruator.’ I am not a ‘feeling.’ I am not defined by wearing a dress and lipstick. I am a woman: an adult human female.”

Another spokescoward for Doula Inc. said Doula is prepared even to make “changes in the language we use, if we believe it is necessary to make the Doula UK community more welcoming and supportive.” But obviously not “welcoming and supportive” to normal sane people.

What a load of ****.

‘Wacko Mayor Pushes for Meatless City’ (2016)

leeduigon(patty)May 30, 2019

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Europe always makes me glad to be an American.

Actually, I don’t know how this turned out–the mayor of Turin, Italy, trying to force her whole city to be vegetarian.

Wacko Mayor Pushes for Meatless City

But she had a “manifesto”! Every schmendrick on the planet has a manifesto. In fact, it’s getting hard to be a mere putz without a manifesto.

I can’t explain why certain individuals want to control other people’s lives, even to deciding what those others can or can’t eat. It’s a mental disorder affecting 100% of liberals and globalists.

Incidentally, Turin has a reputation as an unofficial capital of Satanism.

Update: There is no update. I can’t find a follow-up story.

But you will be pleased to know that being a vegetarian will Stop Climbit Change And Save The Planet.

‘Yes, Someone Actually Said This’ (2014)

leeduigon(patty)March 22, 2019

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I say the public needs to be reminded more often of what their “educators” think of them. You can sum it up in a few words: “Really stupid peasants who’ve made their children mentally ill.”

Yes, Someone Actually Said This

Thanks to the way they teach our children–trying to create, through indoctrination and carefully cultivated ignorance, “the international child of the future,” God help us–our children know no civics and are totally unaware that the law of our land, the Constitution, places limits on the power of the government. They are literally not aware that there are any limits.

And that’s how the “educators” want them.

Complete the sentence and win a tin foil hat: “I send my children to public school because __________.”

‘Stupidest Words Ever Published?’ (2016)

leeduigon(patty)March 11, 2019

Talk about a field overcrowded with competition! Even so, the following is a truly outstanding example of pure, shining idiocy.

Stupidest Words Ever Published?

So, like, you gotta wait till the baby is two years old or so, to find out what “gender” he/she/it prefers to identify as.

Can someone please point me to the exit from Crazyworld?

News Flash! Judge OKs Human Sacrifice

leeduigon(patty)November 21, 2018

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A federal judge in Lenny’s Bar & Grill has ruled bans on human sacrifice “unconstitutional.”

“The religious rights of all minorities must be protected, no matter what!” said Judge Warren Peece. “That’s why I’ve ruled in favor of this lawsuit before anybody even filed it! If anybody wants to perform human sacrifice, they can now go right ahead.”

Earlier this week, Judge Peece ruled Christianity unconstitutional.

“I’m on a roll, aren’t I?” the judge said. “I wouldn’t be surprised if I fundamentally transformed this lousy country all by myself! But you know judges–we’re a competitive lot. In another day or two you’ll see lots of ’em trying to outdo me. It’s going to be fun! And with Democrats in charge of the House of Representatives, there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do about it!”

Because They’re Crazy

leeduigon(patty)July 24, 2018

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“Books?” said the liberal Eloi. “Yes, we have books! And here they are…”

Someone recently said that liberal ideas make sense to liberals.

That’s because the libs are crazy.

A leftid looks at Detroit–ruined houses, piles of books rotting away in the abandoned library–and says “Yeah, we want that!”

A leftid sees the piles of human feces on the sidewalks of San Francisco and says, “Yeah, we want that!”

He sees the mobs of angry Muslim “asylum seekers” turning Western Europe’s cities into “No Go” zones, and demands the same for America.

A leftid gets jealous if MS-13 hasn’t set up shop in his home state–as long as it’s nice and far from his own neighborhood.

A lefty loon is always “rooting for a recession” so he can blame it on Republicans and get Democrats elected.

A leftid sees young people coming out of college with nothing to show for it but a chip on the shoulder and a mountain of debt, and calls it “higher education.”

A leftid sees people in Venezuela breaking into the zoos and eating the animals because there’s no food in their stores, and says, “Oh, yeah, gimme some of that!”

A leftid sees so-called “students” physically assaulting a speaker, putting on masks and rioting, starting fires and breaking shop windows, and orders the police to stand down.

I could go on, but you get the point: everything that appalls a normal person titillates the liberal. These are, after all, people who insist that there are no moral facts. Give them one small sip of power and they’re roaring drunk, trying to drain the whole jug at a gulp and then reach for more.

America will not be sane until the Left is out of business.