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Is Target the Next Bud Lite?

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Target to move Pride merch to back of stores to avoid 'Bud Light situation': report

When crazed leftids say “love,” make sure your kids are miles away.

Suddenly it dawned on the upper management of Target; and as quick as a wink, managers of Target stores were getting frantic phone calls–“You’ve got 36 hours to move all that Sex-for-Children merchandise to the back of the store where the plebs won’t see it!” (https://thepostmillennial.com/target-to-move-pride-merch-to-back-of-stores-to-avoid-bud-light-situation-report)

Really, it’s like Bud Lite never happened, even though it still is happening and the tranny beer’s sales keep shrinking. Despite this extremely well-known fiasco, somebody at Target decided they needed a whole line of LGBT-themed clothes for very young children–can you say “groomers”?

So if Tranny Beer hadn’t been shot out of the sky by a massive boycott, I guess Target would’ve gone right ahead pushing groomer goods for the kiddies. Why? That’s what I want to know. Why do corporations dive into the Woke tar-pit, when they can hardly avoid knowing that the public doesn’t like it? “Let’s blow off normal people and go for the pervert market–it’s the demographic of the future!” Is that what they’re thinking?

Target needs to do more than just move its groomer goods to the back of the store.

How about a nice bonfire, just to show sincerity?

Fox Taps ‘Huge Surprise!’ Replacement for Tucker Carlson

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Tommy Mudrock, V.P. in charge of Really Special Operations

Fox Nooze has had some trouble filling that 8 p.m. time slot since they canned their most popular host, Tucker Carlson, to appease the wrath of a company that provided voting machines in an extremely dubious election.

“Well, that trouble’s over!” crowed 10-year-old Tommy Mudrock, vice president in charge of Really Special Operation. “We have got that hole plugged but good! In two weeks they’ll forget Tucker Carlson ever existed!”

Who’s going to replace him?

“None other but the Superstar of Woke!” ululated Tommy. “I mean the Queen of Outer Space, the Pope of Pronouns–Dylan Mulvaney!”

But didn’t Mulvaney as an advertising icon cause Bud Light sales to plummet?

“My grandpa says that was only because they weren’t Woke enough,” trilled Tommy. “When you go Woke, go for broke! Don’t stop, don’t stop anywhere! That was the mistake Bud Light made. But this is Fox News and we won’t stop at all! Today transgender bathrooms–tomorrow the world!”

 

Question! Question!

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The Devil Critiques Expressions That Mention Him | The New Yorker

Betcha he knows the answer!

Here’s a question that needs to be asked–although I really don’t know who can provide the answer.

Q: How many minors in the United States–say age 15 and under–have received “gender affirming care” a)last year  b)last two years  or c)last five years? By “gender affirming care” we mean castrating little boys, lopping the breasts off girls, and shooting them full of drugs that will supposedly “block puberty” and render them sterile for life.

Some Democrats call it “healthcare.” Call it what it is: the most barbaric kind of child abuse.

Obviously, if everybody’s children receive this travesty of “healthcare,” it will cause the human race to go extinct. And don’t tell me you’ve never heard a leftid say he or she wants that.

So how many boys and girls have you sterilized so far? Turned them into lifelong hospital patients. How many? Or don’t you bother to keep count?

‘Queen Cleopatra,’ a Bomb Among Bombs

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Queen Cleopatra (TV Mini Series 2023) - IMDb

“History is bunk.”  –Henry Ford. He should see it now.

Let’s hear if for Netflix’s Queen Cleopatra! After only two weeks on the air, it has logged the all-time lowest audience score in the history of television (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/05/15/woke-fail-netflixs-queen-cleopatra-appears-to-have-worst-audience-score-in-tv-history/).

One percent. Hot dog. How is that even possible? It’s only one point better than none at all.

The main sticking point seems to be the producers’ decision to portray Cleopatra, a Macedonian, as a black African queen. No one seems to have noticed that until our own time.

Isn’t it time, as Richard Dreyfus has asked, we all grew up and just let art be art? Like, if Denzel Washington wants to play me in what would probably be a dull movie, I’d complain? Heck, no! What if someone said “Yeah, we know Cleopatra wasn’t black, but we cast this actress because she blew the doors off her audition”? How is that not a good answer?

I wonder if Cleopatra drank Bud Lite.

But no. Here Cleopatra is black because everybody at Netflix wants to be Woke, so they forced it down our throats. They’ll be making her a trans woman next.

TV viewers have overwhelmingly rejected it. That’s a good thing. We’re all getting sicker and sicker of Woke and we don’t want any more of it. The public is pushing back; maybe they’ll find a cliff to push it off of. (Yes, I know I’ve dangled a preposition. Too bad!) In the long history of TV bombs, Queen Cleopatra has even put Cop Rock in the shade. Detectives dancing as they solve the crime: what were they thinking?

Far Left Crazy simply can’t believe the public isn’t buying what they’re selling. So they’ve bombed again. Don’t let the door hit you in the kiester on your way out.

‘Is Gangsta Rap Really Violent?’ (2016)

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Police investigators at the Irving Plaza music hall after a shooting during a concert headlined by the rapper T.I. on Wednesday.

Is it me, or have shootings at rap concerts actually decreased in number? A few years ago they seemed to be a weekly occurrence.

Is Gangsta Rap Really Violent?

Maybe everybody who was going to get shot has by now been shot. Or could it be that these events are still happening but have been upstaged and crowded out of the nooze cycle by other unpraiseworthy activities? I do try to avoid rap music, and maybe I’ve been more successful than I thought.

‘Maybe This Time It’ll Work…’

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Another bunch of yo-yos

So a few years ago they start this high-end women’s fashions shop, with a cute name–“Anthropologie” which is anthropology spelled wrong–and the business takes off like a rocket and next thing you know, they’ve got stores all over the country…

In the next chapter of our story, you have to pretend that the Bud Light fiasco never happened, or else other business people never heard of it. Because what’s the next thing they do at Anthropologie?

Yup, you guessed it! Obviously hire some fruity-looking guy to model the newest women’s fashions and wait for mobs of women to show up with their checkbooks and their credit cards.

Or not.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/womens-fashion-brand-anthropologie-slammed-for-using-male-model-turns-off-comments-on-instagram

The backlash was swift and terrible. They had to shut down both their websites, and then the furor spilled over onto other websites. Women were good and mad.

But really–having seen what happened with Bud Light and its dive into the Tranny Swamp, how could anyone in any business have decided to do the same thing Bud Light did and expect it to be different, this time? Is that Stupid with a capital S, or what?

Maybe if we all get mad enough, this woke **** will disappear.

Lawyer: Hollywood Writers Can Be Replaced by AI

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An AI bot wrote a movie script. The outcome paints the future of work - The Economic Times

Let’s replace ourselves with robots! It’ll be great!

Hollywood’s writers went on strike this week; and an “A-list lawyer” has warned them that the longer the strike goes on, the more likely the studios will be to replace the writers with Artificial Intelligence (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/05/03/hollywood-a-list-talent-lawyer-the-longer-the-writer-strike-the-more-scripts-will-be-written-by-ai/).

If you think movies are already drab, flat, unoriginal, and dull… you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

AI is, of course, an issue in this strike. The writers are caught between a rock and a hard place. If they call off the strike, the studios win. If they don’t, the studios will replace them with machines and the movie-going public will have to settle for tasteless pap.

Elon Musk and some other Big Tech giants have said we’re plunging way too fast into a love affair with AI and we’d better stop to think it over.

But when have we ever done that?

Don’t Forget to Change Their Diapers

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“Oh, I’m so scared they’ll take away our puberty blockers–!”

Oh, those looniversities! Who can think of any more frivolous use of time and money?

Portland State U. will now be offering cotton candy and coloring books (Oh, come on! You’ve got to the joking. ‘Fraid not…) to “LGBTQ” students and others with aberrant sexualities… “to ease their anxieties” (https://www.thecollegefix.com/university-offers-pro-lgbtq-students-cotton-candy-coloring-to-ease-their-anxieties/).

Seems they’re all worked up because state legislatures are outlawing procedures to sterilize and mutilate children as “gender reassignment.” By cracky! MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR PUBERTY-BLOCKERS! Who do these dadburned normal people think they are?

Never mind. “Celebrate” everything trans! And if the cotton candy and the coloring books don’t calm ’em down, better check to see if their diapers need changing.

Paul Harvey, 1965: ‘If I Were the Devil’

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(Thanks to Susan for the suggestion.)

Paul Harvey was one of our all-time great radio commentators, and this little essay from 1965 was one of his best. How many of these warnings have come true? Pretty nearly all of them.

And they hadn’t even invented Transgender yet! We have dramatically added to the follies that Harvey warned us to avoid.

It reminds me so much of Barbara Tuchman’s The March of Folly. It doesn’t really count as folly, she wrote, unless ample warning is given by many credible persons who know what they’re talking about… and no one listens.

We should’ve listened to Paul Harvey.

Tranny Pipe Dream: Outlaw ‘Wrong Pronouns’

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Spring Peeper Calls and Sounds (w/ audio examples) - Bird ...

I refuse to post a picture of this lost soul who thinks he’s riding high. Here’s a nice spring peeper instead.

Dylan Whatsisname, having destroyed Bud Light*, says people who use the “wrong pronouns” ought to be punished By The Government (https://nypost.com/2023/04/28/dylan-mulvaney-says-it-should-be-illegal-to-use-wrong-pronouns/). He said this last year, but the comment has recently resurfaced… as Democrats look for a way to finish off Normal America for keeps.

So the geek speaks. Sorry, Charlie–you are not a woman. No power on earth can make you a woman.

But I’ll tell you what’s worse than you. It’s the alleged “journalists,” “educators,” and other highly-paid crapmeisters who perversely kow-tow to your wishes and slavishly use feminine pronouns when speaking of men. I hesitate to call you a man, but who can argue with the chromosomes?

Even the New York Post speaks of you as “her” or “she.” No integrity at all. Getting to the point of “no basic sanity, either.”

This is an abomination, it is cultural and spiritual poison, and you’d all better repent and change your tune–because the tune you’re dancing to now will dance you into Hell.

(*Destroyed it by being a commercial spokesman for it. How often does that happen?)