Dems to Revive Failed Abortion Bill

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Remember when there was only one of him?

Sen. Upchuck Schumer (D-Bedlam) wants to have another vote on the “Women’s Health Protection Act”–euphemism for “Abortion ’em all!”–which failed in the Senate some two months ago (https://dailycaller.com/2022/05/05/democrats-white-supremacy-gender-oppression-abortion-womens-health-protection-act/).

Get a load of all the schiff they had to take out of the bill before they could make it ready for another vote:

White supremacy, transgenderism, gender oppression, “pregnant people” including men, “enslavement” (do they mean “slavery”? So hard to tell with these people)… and rape, of course: restricting abortion will cause more rapes…

Were they surprised when this bill failed?

I ask again: are these people as crazy as they sound?

Why Do They Think This Will Workl?

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Leftids are beside themselves over the impending Supreme Court ruling to strike down Roe v. Wade. Abortion is a sacrament to them. Killing babies is “a woman’s right to choose.” Etc., etc.

Now they want to protest the ruling, which hasn’t yet been handed down but only leaked. And they think the American people are with them, big-time. They think America wants unrestrained abortion.

So what will they do to persuade the people to vote their way–Democrat, in case you really had to ask–in the midterm elections this year?

Ooh-ooh, I know! (waves hand frantically)

Disrupt the Mother’s Day mass at your nearest Catholic Church! Insult Mom and Jesus at the same time! Oh–and make sure to wear your Hand-Made’s Tail costume when you do it. Everybody loved that movie!

I wish I could ask someone: Do libs really think this will work–or are they just so passionately in love with being angry and hating all the time that they don’t really care if they win or lose the fight, as long as there’s a fight and they can bite somebody?

And I think we can safely assume they’re not exactly high on motherhood.

Swalwell: Court Will Ban Interracial Marriage

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Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Mordor), famous for cutting loose with a big loud fart on national TV, has now gone himself one better, insisting that the next step for the Supreme Court will be to ban interracial marriage (https://justthenews.com/government/congress/black-republicans-target-swalwells-claim-gop-will-ban-interracial-marriage).

“The Republicans won’t stop with banning abortions,” he said. “They want to ban interracial marriage.”

Uh… Has anybody suggested that? Looks like it’s only Old Farty going off in that direction. Got any evidence for it, Windy?

Republican Congressional candidate Wesley Hunt, who is black, and whose wife is white, was not amused by Swalwell’s remarks. “Republicans are celebrating diversity while white liberals like yourself race-bait,” he said.

Hint: That is what white liberals do. They also resort to hysterics, and often violence, whenever anyone crosses them in any matter. They’re beside themselves over the latest perceived threat to abortion, which is to them a kind of sacrament.

Expect to hear a lot more flatulent nonsense between now and Election Day.

Prediction: Once they’re convinced they’re going to lose, Democrats will try to prevent the election.

We Has ‘A’ Heet Waive!!!!

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“It” is reel Hot heer at Collidge and it aint Fare “and” aslo it “Is” Darnold Trumpt’s fawlt!!!

Dam!! It shoodnt nevvar be so Hot at Collidge becose awl “Of” us we “are” awl Woak!!!! and “that” meens the Plannit it shood give us A Brake!!!!!! It “was” so hott yeasterday,, my Moth Antenners thay got al Drooopy we was goingto has A Riot but knobody thay showed Up “becose” it was like a zillyin deegrees out!!!!!!!

But I heered it on NPR or somb-plaice that Ritch Wite Foaks “thay” are stearing the Heet awhay fromb thare Own plaices to maik “it go” after The Poor and aslo Mynorites and wimmbin!!! Trumpt he is a milyin-air “and” he nose Haow “to” maik the Bad Wether go ware he wants!!!!!!! WHY IZZNT HE IN JALE???? it cannole Be becuouse Biggits and Racists “thay Are” cuvvring Up foar himb!!!!

It jist natcherly Cant be so Hott heer!!!!! Somb of us we hadded to Sit in “the” Fisch Pond,, we was so Hot, but we coodnt Staiy thare “becawse” somb boddy thay fowned Out that somb of the fisch “that was” saposed To Be Goaled Fisch that wer Parhanas insted! so we hadded to Get Out “of” thare befoar we got Eated!!!!!!!!!!

And the wurst Thing abote it Is, The Plannit it is maikin A Big Miss-steak!!! We “are” All Woak!!!!! so whe shoodnit get no Heet!!!

Waytll Pressadint Bydin he fineds Out!!!!!

Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop

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At this writing, we are told the Senate this afternoon will vote to confirm Brett Kavanagh’s appointment to the Supreme Court. He’s expected to win by two votes. If that’s what happens, you won’t need me to tell you that it has. We’re going to watch Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein this afternoon. Sanity medicine. And my wife is having a bad day, so please keep praying for us.

What I can’t predict is to what degree of hysteria Democrats will react to this. They’ve already thrown everything at Kavanagh but the kitchen sink. Even wishy-washy Susan Collins seems to understand that if we allow the Democrats’ tactics to prevail, we will have lost our country.

Will they calm down now, or ramp it up even higher? Who knows? They’ve been in a blind rage since Election Night of 2016 and they haven’t calmed down yet.

What our country needs is a total wipe-out of Democrats in next month’s midterm elections. And if you’re registered to vote, that’s where you come in. An electoral disaster is the only punishment we can impose. We must not fail to do it.

Trump Says He’ll Step Down!

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Now that he sees how upset liberals are over his election, President-elect Donald Trump says he’ll step down in favor of Hillary Clinton, according to shockingly unreliable sources.

“They’re asking so nicely, he just can’t say no,” says one of our sources. “Really, he had no idea just how honored and beloved the Clinton crime family is among the smartest people in the world.”

In addition to being the caporegime of the nation’s best-loved crime syndicate, “Hillary is also the former president’s wife, and if he’d thought about that just a little harder, Mr. Trump would have stepped down as soon as he won the Republican nomination,” said a sadly inebriated source. “I mean, how could you be so mean as to deny the president’s wife her own chance to run the country?”

“He just can’t disappoint all those actors, celebrities, college professors and students, Black Lives Matter, and globalists,” said another source, currently living in a padded cell. “And he had no idea how passionately the American people–not counting all those deplorables who perversely voted for him, what were they thinking?–want open borders, higher taxes, world government, and anyone who doubts Climate Change to be investigated by the Attorney General. So he’ll step down and give them what they want.”

“And if that’s not enough,” added an even more unreliable source, “Mr. Trump is prepared to convert to Islam–just to please us!”

Rutgers Prof Carted Off for Saying He Wants to Kill White People

Let’s learn to enjoy the sound of liberals indulging in hysteria. It’s a sound that says we’ve won.

Last week a professor of Gender Studies (what else?) at Rutgers University was hauled off to a psychiatric hospital by campus police after students complained about his lurid threats to murder white people–because, of course, he was so upset that Donald Trump had been elected president ( http://newsnx.com/2016/11/19/white-rutgers-prof-given-a-psych-eval-after-threatening-to.html ). He made the threats on Twitter; I am unable to confirm reports that he also made them orally in one of his lectures.

The idiot himself is white, by the way.

Ah, Rutgers! Ah, my alma mater! Boy, oh, boy, wait’ll the next time you guys call me up and ask for money! Go ahead, make my day.

I would ordinarily sympathize with students who see their tuition dollars going up in smoke, in the form of this jackass’s salary: but if you’re going to major in Gender Studies, what else can you expect? Right off the bat, your degree is total bull****. Oh–and he also teaches a course on “Beyonce.” Plenty of quality eddication goin’ on out there!

Parents who love and respect their sons and daughters don’t send them to places like Rutgers University.

PS–Would you believe it? The nutty professor is whining that his freedom of speech has been trampled on. Where in the world did he ever hear that there was freedom of speech at dear old collidge? Does he not know that the Rutgers Student Handbook comes right out and says there’s no such thing as free speech? Guess he can’t swallow a dose of his own medicine.