My Newswithviews Column, May 30 (‘Making Humanity Redundant’)

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Ain’t gonna work no more, no more, ain’t gonna work no more…

So The Real Smart People tell the Brits they need to adopt a nine-hour work week–to Save The Planet, don’t you know–and that leaves us wondering: what are they going to do with the 31 hours they just chopped off their work week?

Making Humanity Redundant

I guessed “write neo-Shakespearian tragedies,” but I was probably wrong. Anyway, I needn’t have bothered–the answer was staring us right in the face all along.

You know hi-tech has the answer!

‘What’s Next? Romance with Robots’ (2016)

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This is my official and bona fide prediction of what the Left will try to force down our throats after they get tired of “transgender.”

What’s Next? Romance with Robots

I do hate being right about these things!

As the ungodly try to move our civilization off its Christian foundation and onto a new one of unrestricted fornication, watch for the whole building to get shakier and shakier until it finally collapses.

Unless we, uh, stop doing what they say…

The New Improved Sex-Bot

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The old-fashioned way of learning how to love…

With some of these news stories, you don’t know whether to laugh maniacally or just sit down and cry.

A California company called RealDoll is about to release for sale a new, improved sex doll which “goes beyond the sexual” and “could teach us to be better humans,” blah-blah, says the company president ( http://www.vocativ.com/409728/can-sex-robots-teach-us-to-be-better-humans/ ). For $10,000, the basic no-frills model might “train people to be nicer to each other.”

Families used to do that. And churches. Even dogs and cats and hamsters used to do that.

The doll comes complete with a “love meter”–sorry, I didn’t ask, and neither should you–to measure to what extent the machine has fallen in love with you. For the most part, they say, “customers develop relationships with the doll.”

O Lord our God, remember that these things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections. Jesu defend us, amen.

Poll: 1 in 4 Would Date a Robot

As reported this week by The Mirror, a poll of 1,000 people in the UK aged 18-34 found that one out of four Brits would be willing to date or “have a relationship” with a robot, as long as it was really good-looking ( http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/romance-digital-age-one-four-7832164 ).

I think this is where we run screaming to the sidewalk.

Said a person who hopes to make a lot of money out of this, “Our bodies, our identities and our senses are enhancing, thanks to technology and societal shifts.”

Gee, thanks.

Now, why would our leaders and thinkers want to push this?

Because it strikes directly at God’s creation mandate. Because it would establish them–in their own reprobate minds–as gods themselves, un-creating and re-creating God’s natural order of things.

First they sold us “gay,” then transgender, and next it will be something else even more alienating us from God’s creation.

It will stop when our sovereign Lord decides it’s time to break out the sickle and reap the harvest.

What’s Next? Romance with Robots

I think the popular culture is telling us what’s going to be the next big thing in crazy social experiments, once the transgender mania has run its course.

Today I received an email from a publicist touting a novel–apparently self-published–about some guy who has a romance with a “beautiful synthetic entity”–that is, a robot. I am not naming the author because I don’t want to hurt her feelings, and I’m not naming the title because I don’t want to be blamed if anybody buys this book.

This novel is science fiction, a genre which used to be a lot of fun but is now just a lot of twaddle.

The year is 2262. No way it’s going to take that long to get around to this perversion. The protagonist is a guy who writes comic books about superheroes. The thought that such piffle will still be around, 200 years from now, is a depressing one. He’s also “self-contained,” the 23rd century euphemism for autistic.

Anyhow, he falls in love with this robot and it gets a lot of fancy technical modifications “so she can achieve romantic love.” Oh, please. “Together they embark on an adventure that will change everything.” I’m sick of dorks who want to change everything.

So when they’re done beating us over the head with transgender, I think they’ll move on to pushing sex with machinery. It fits the pattern: this is even more ridiculous than transgender, and they will push it even harder. By “they” I mean the academics and the teachers and the media and the politicians who are always trying to change everything.

Toldja they wouldn’t settle for “gay marriage.”

Coming up: some evidence that, more’s the pity, I’m probably right about this.

I hate being right about these things.

The Sex-Bots Are Coming

In case anyone wonders why we’ve been posting so many hymns here lately, just take a peek at the news today.

I have to call attention to this stuff because I am, in a way, a watchman. So here goes.

Robots for companionship–in lieu of other human beings–and as sex partners–in lieu of other human beings–are gonna be “the biggest trend of 2016,” according to The Mirror ( http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554 ).

Lord, if you’ve got any plans for this fallen world, don’t let us delay you. Speaking only for myself, I am rendered almost speechless by the magnitude of our fall from grace. Nor do I have the slightest notion of what we ought to do.

But that’s only one news story, just one, out of piles and piles of copy today. All the others are just as bad.

If I really need to explain to anyone why robot sex is the ultimate in degeneracy, a cultural trend that needs to be blown out of the water today and not tomorrow–well, there’s someone who’s too far gone to understand the explanation, anyhow.

Read the article, get a load of the pictures. You’ll see what I mean.

Just don’t try to do it on a full stomach.

Sex with Robots–Will It Lead to Marriage?

A researcher in the Netherlands has suggested that before this glorious century is out, human beings will be regularly having sex with robots and even marrying robots ( http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21271545/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/t/sex-marriage-robots-it-could-happen/#.VctNKvk0NCM ).

“It may sound a little weird, but it isn’t,” he said. “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.” Marriage to robots will probably first be legalized in Massachusetts, he added. Where else?

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Ha, ha, ha, that guy had to go out and so i wil finnish this blog post and show you all what a big dop he is. He forgoten everthing he ever learnt in collidge, he dont remember nothing.

Yuo no me. I am in collidge now tryin to ern my degreee in Gender Studies and becom a ful-flegged interllectural. I am alreddy a interllectural but I want to be a bigger one.

You knouw that guy here was gonna say its wrong to have sex whith a robot and to get maried to a robot becuse he is jist a stopid christin and thats what he alyaws says, stuff lik that. My prefesser he says everbody shuld ouhght to have sex with robots, and also maybbe with a mail box if there is no robbot handy. This is libberation.

Also my prefesser he says the Future is ahead of us and the Passed is behind us. How is that for smart? In The Future everboddy wil have sex whith robotts and if you or the robbot get preganent, yuo can have a bortion. The guvverment wil make the christins pay for all the bortions. That wil fix them.

Meenwile you can get exctra creddit in this clas if yuo can proove you has had sex with somthing thatt is not alive, so now I wil go out and try to do that verry thing. Becuse i am a interllectural.