Year: 2019

‘Do Libs Love America?’ (2016)

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It’s not in a liberal’s DNA to love his own country; he’s lucky if he can barely tolerate it. So American liberals detest America, British libs hate Britain, and so on.

Do Libs Love America?

With all their talk of “change,” they never make it quite clear what they want to change our country into. To find out, add up all the things they say they’re for and try to imagine the total. Try to imagine an America with open borders, jail for climate change skeptics, “heterosexuality isn’t working,” a 70% tax rate, “free college,” guaranteed income for people who choose not to work, and speech codes out the wazoo.

Now try to imagine Sherlock Holmes as a Mexican peasant…

 

‘I Am the Bread of Life’

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Here’s something a little different, but I think you’ll wind up like it–the Notre Dame Folk Choir, performing I Am the Bread of Life. Listen carefully and you’ll recognize lots of lines from John’s gospel.

Cats Dig Sports on TV

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It’s true–these cats are really into sports on TV. Hockey? Oh, yeah! Imagine if the cat could really catch one of those little men zooming all around the screen. Golf? Imagine the golfer’s reaction if he launched a long drive only to have it plucked out of the air by a cat. They also go for tennis and football… and ballroom dancing. Someone should’ve taught that cat to say “May I cut in?” rather than just springing at the dancers.

Censored Again

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Literally within seconds of my attempt to post it, Facebook censored my post, “NPC Satire Singes Democrat Doofus.” Here’s what they said–and I hope the picture of the happy puppies will enable me to slide this one past the Facebook censor.

“Your message couldn’t be sent because it includes content that other people on Facebook have reported as abusive.”

What “other people” even had time to view the post, much less report it as abusive?

Think I’d’ve gotten censored if I’d called Donald Trump a doofus? (Hint: no way!)

If any of you want to try sharing my doofus post on Facebook, please let me know if you succeed.

NPC Satire Singes Democrat Doofus

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You know what a hard time this is for satirists. We make up something goofy and it turns out to be real. Or at least some people believe it to be real.

In their own words, “NPC Daily is a satire site… our content is totally fictitious and is created to elicit laughs and amusement.”

Nevertheless, a lot of people believed it when NPC reported Far Left Crazy Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as saying we should abolish Daylight Savings Time because “the extra hour of sunlight drastically speeds up climate change” (https://npcdaily.com/2649/aoc-opposes-daylight-savings-time-because-the-extra-hour-of-sunlight-drastically-speeds-up-climate-change/).

I admit it: I believed this at first. Why not? She has said America can pay for socialism and the Green New Deal simply by printing up more money. How stupid is that?

But she didn’t say get rid of daylight savings to reduce by an hour a day the amount of sunlight Earth receives. It reminds me of the old joke of the stupid astronaut who was going to be the first to land on the sun: “We won’t get burned up because we’ll go at night!”

It’s hard to invent something so preposterous that no one will believe it, when you’re writing about O’Crazy-O-Cortez. Or the Democrat Party in general. How far out do you have to go before it’s too far out even for them? We are talking about a party that features a Congressman, Hank Johnson, who fears the island of Guam will “tip over and capsize” if we put any more Marines on it.

These nimrods sit up there on Capitol Hill and make public policy for our country. That should worry you. I know it worries me.

Why Do I Cover This Cow-Flop?

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Name that liberal!

All right, NBC Nooze has gone on record saying heterosexuality is bad and women should abandon it. This is a profoundly stupid thing to say. If it weren’t so gigantically stupid, we might also perceive that it’s an evil thing to say.

So why write about it? After all, it’s not like I have to convince most of my blog audience that off-the-wall leftism is totally without merit. Still, I do have a few reasons for writing about it.

For one thing, liberals used to be a great deal more circumspect and subtle in what they said, and in the things that they proposed as policy–and they aren’t anymore. No matter how ridiculous it is, they just come right out and say it. Open borders, Green New Deal, jail for climate change deniers–they aren’t even trying to to appear reasonable.

Why?

Has God simply laid on them a delusion that will destroy the Democrat Party in the next election? Or have they–for some reason we don’t know about, but which really ought to scare us but good–become so confident of their future success that they have lost any need they ever felt to disguise their plans behind a mask of moderation? What would make them so confident that they don’t even try to fool us anymore?

I think we really need to find the answer to that question.

For another thing: I wonder how many people who vote for Democrats, or say, “Yeah, sure, I like socialism!” have actually done any thinking, at all, about what those things mean. Do they truly understand what happens under socialism, or do they think it’s just a festival of freebies for lazy and immoral nitwits? To what degree do they understand what they are aiding and abetting?

So I write in hopes that I might somehow make a dent in their world-view, however rare an event that might prove to be. Somewhere there must be someone who hears the truth, the light bulb turns itself on with a flash, and he says, “Gee, I didn’t know that!” And having heard the truth, he changes his mind and turns away from error…

I can dream, can’t I?

NBC Nooze: Heterosexuality Isn’t Working

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This is one of the nooze items I refused to write about this weekend.

According to an NBC Nooze opinion piece delivered by a certified moron, “Heterosexuality is just not working” and women, worldwide, “don’t need heterosexuality” (https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/08/23/nbc-news-heterosexuality-is-just-not-working/).

That’s ’cause heterosexuality is “the bedrock of [women’s] global oppression.” She chose Jeffrey Epstein and the Dayton and El Paso shooters as examples to represent all heterosexual men.

The men in the white coats with the net didn’t show up.

If ordinary decency won’t suffice, if there is no reverence for God and His laws, one might still apply a simple rule of thumb.

Whatever it is that some liberal is recommending, simply ask, “What if everybody did it?” And if the answer is, “The human race goes extinct,” or “The country collapses into violence and chaos,” or “We lose our liberty,” then that’s a thing that should not be done.

Why do I cover this crapola? Let me answer that in my next post, coming right up.

Oh, Boy! Bell Mountain Trivia Question No.12!

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G’day, mates! Byron the Quokka here–and where’s everybody else? That’s me in the picture, looking for the readers.

Well, if you are here this morning, you’re in luck–’cause that means you’re getting first crack at Bell Mountain Trivia Question No. 12. And here it is.

Who put the flowers on King Ryons’ throne?

If you ask me, that’s a jolly easy one. Although there was one quokka named Maurice who didn’t know the answer, and got such a hard time over it, he had to wear one of those fake-nose-with-glasses get-ups.

Remember–if you have no idea what all this is about, visit the blog’s home page and click “Books.” It’s all about Lee’s books. Which you should read! Even if you don’t want to be in the trivia contest.

‘Bill Ayers, Bilge-Master’ (2014)

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From domestic terrorist to adviser to a president

We really must be crazy, to give a prominent role in public life to some Far Left parasite who’d like to blow us all to kingdom come. This former domestic terrorist, whose picture used to decorate our post offices, is now a revered “educator” and advisor to prominent Democrats: he helped mentor President *Batteries Not Included in the finer points of Marxism.

Bill Ayres, Bilge-Master

Really, why is this guy still running around loose? Why is he collecting public money? Why is he such a big wheel in Chicago’s “education” establishment?

More proof that America is “educating” herself to death.

‘Abide with Me’ (Fountainview Academy)

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Beautiful hymn, beautiful performance, and beautiful setting–Abide with Me, performed by students from Fountainview Academy on their European tour. I’d very much like to know where and what is that cool building in the background. Anybody recognize it?