‘A New Low for CNN’ (2017)

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Why do so many of us detest “journalists”? Maybe it’s because they despise us and take it for granted that we’re way, way, way too stupid ever to see through any of their ham-fisted sophomoric tricks.

Like this one:

A New Low for CNN

Yeah, ain’t that just too cute for words? “Sarah, does this administration [Donald Trump’s] believe slavery is wrong?” Oooh, I’ve got her, she’s toast! 

God help me, I used to be a reporter! And an editor. But I think I can honestly say that what passes for everyday journalistic practice these days would have been laughed out of the room as comically unprofessional, back in the 1970s.

At least the local journalists were honest.

‘Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed’ (2017)

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Our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media Inc. were out to get President Donald Trump from the get-go. Here in 2017 we saw three of those stooges forced to resign when their “reports” for CNN proved to be entirely fictional.

Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed

And today we have libs and Big Tech and commies all yawping about “disinformation” on the Internet–as if they weren’t the world’s biggest providers of that product! The hypocrisy could scorch your ears.

Yeah, yeah, guys–the 2016 election was stolen from Loveable Hillary, as honest as the day is long. If anyone at CNN ever told the truth about anything, he or she would spontaneously combust.

Once upon a time they called it “lying.”

Idiot ‘Journalist’ Goes Overboard for Biden

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CNN is under new management, but CNN’s noozies are still serving up the same old crapola.

To celebrate the Democrats’ latest plan for America to spend her way out of inflation and debt (getting out of debt by incurring more debt), one of the brain trust at CNN placed SloJo Biden–who shakes hands with people who aren’t there–“in the pantheon of great presidents” (https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/mark-finkelstein/2022/08/10/cnns-lizza-puts-enormously-consequential-biden-pantheon-great).

Boy howdy! The pantheon?

The name means “all the gods.” The Pantheon was a temple in ancient Rome built to all the gods. It’s still in use, as a church, some 2,000 years after its construction.

So, this Ryan Lizza character (never heard of him) thinks Biden belongs in a pantheon. Him and them other gods. “Attention! Your president… has become a god! But don’t worry. He remains the same likeable old grifter that he’s always been, with not a single honest bone in his body.”

And then the noozies wonder in astonishment why people think they’re a lot of lying gasbags with no more sense than God gave an ashtray.

‘More Fake News from CNN: “22 School Shootings” (2018)

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The nooze media have been throwing fables at us for a long time. Here’s a whopper from CNN, vintage 2018:

More Fake News from CNN: ’22 School Shootings’

You’ll find 46 comments attached to this. A liberal came in to lecture us, that day. Why do these people take such pains to convince you, “I’m a Republican,” while going into tantrum mode because Hillary Clinton isn’t president? Rush Limbaugh used to call ’em seminar callers.

Meanwhile, CNN has lost some 90% of its viewership. We can root for the remaining 10% to follow.

‘Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed’ (2017)

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It speaks very poorly of our nation’s character, that CNN and the rest of our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. are still in business–no matter how many times they’re caught lying.

Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed

Do these people know how not to lie? Do they lie about what day of the week it is? Who knew lying could actually function as a language?

We may take some comfort in the fact that CNN’s ratings are down some 60-70%; but that it still exists at all should shame us.

Now That’s What We Call a Shark!

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British scientists have “used mathematical calculations to work out the size” of Carcharodon megalodon, the biggest shark that ever lived (https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/03/world/megalodon-shark-scli-intl-gbr-scn/index.html). At 60 feet long and weighing 48 tons, Megalodon was twice as big as a full-grown great white shark… according to CNN Fake News.

Actually, the great white tops out around 20 feet long; but CNN didn’t know that.

CNN also goes on about “rare fossil remains of its teeth.” They got that wrong, too. Those fossils are not rare. In fact, you can buy them online. “Sharktooth Hill,” near Bakersfield, California, is famous for yielding lots of fossil Megalodon teeth. A friend of mine had one, years ago. And yes, it was as big as your hand.

I don’t know why people who write about sharks are so fond of exaggerating their size. Like, a 20-foot shark is chopped liver? Last I looked, the world-record great white shark caught on hook and line was 16 feet long. But 20 or 30 feet long makes a better story, somehow.

We can be thankful that this bruiser is extinct, except in monster movies. We’ve got enough real monsters to worry about.

CNN: Who, Me???

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From the Absolutely Zero Self-Awareness Dept.: Believe it or not, CNN is going to partner with HBO to make a documentary on “the rise of fake news” (https://www.investmentwatchblog.com/cnn-to-produce-documentary-about-the-rise-of-fake-news/).

In fairness, who would know more about fake news than CNN? Who produces more of it than CNN? Who feels less shame for doing so, than CNN?

They give you the name of the CNN executive who’ll be in charge of this caper, but I won’t repeat it because a) I don’t think noozies should be famous: it’s way too much of a temptation for them; and b) I keep hoping that if we stop making them famous, they’ll just shut up already.

If you can find a nooze network more biased, more apt to cut and pad stories for political advantage, more fawningly and slavishly committed to the Democrat Party (to the point where the two have become virtually indistinguishable), more downrightly mendacious than CNN–well, you must have access to another universe. Unless MSNBC has somehow achieved its long-held dream of out-CNNing CNN. It could happen.

P.S.–CNN has just settled out of court, paying an undisclosed sum, a lawsuit filed by the Covington High School teen who was the target of one of CNN’s more bodacious productions of fake news. I’d like to know how many millions of dollars they had to cough up to get off the hook for that.

Beware! Robot Can Generate Fake News

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Their next invention: a robot that lets the air our of your tires and runs away

This has got to be the most superfluous invention of them all–an “Artificial Intelligence” (AI) system that can detect fake nooze created by other artificial intelligence systems… and also create fake nooze itself (https://futurism.com/ai-generates-fake-news).

Do they really think CNN needs any help in whipping up fake nooze?

Scientists at the University of Washington have programmed computers to do what so-called “real journalists” are already doing every day–creating and airing stories that simply aren’t true. Trump’s a Russian agent. Jussie Smollet was attacked by white supremacists. Covington High School kids picked on some poor old Native American war hero. Those stories were all fake nooze, not a word of truth in them: but each in its turn dominated the nooze cycle.

If there was ever anything that didn’t need inventing, it’s got to be a machine that tells lies.

More Fake News from CNN: ’22 School Shootings’

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Speaking of fake news and false information, what are we to make of CNN’s claim that America has had 22 school shootings so far this year? A lot of left-wing media outlets have picked up this statistic and run with it–but is it true?

No, it’s not.

CNN, allegedly a “real” news organization, cooked the books by counting as “school shootings” accidental shootings, domestic violence, gang shootings, and fights (http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/may/18/whats-true-whats-not-about-santa-fe-texas-school-s/). It reminds me of a quip by Abraham Lincoln: “How many legs does a sheep have, if you call the tail a leg? Four–because calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it one.”

Why are the noozies ramping up the total? Is it just because sensationalism has always sold newspapers, and pumped up TV viewership? Or are they purposely–and deceptively–exaggerating the problem because it fits their political agenda of disarming the law-abiding people of America?

You be the judge.