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My Newswithviews Column, Jan. 16 (‘Yes, It’s True, They’re Crazy’)

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Look at that–I almost forgot I had a Newswithviews column for you.

Yes, It’s True, They’re Crazy

I wrote this and sent it in before I learned that a Facebook glitch had revealed that Scold O’ the World Greta Thunberg’s Facebook posts are written by her father and some “climate activist” in India.

No surprise: libs love to hide behind children.

Just like they like to hide their global government plans behind the Climate Change scam.

True, there are poor fools out there who believe the sky is falling.

But the ones who shout the loudest believe it least. They’re the ones who get the private jets and the mansions on the water. And Greta is their tool.


Is Greta a Sock Puppet?

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Last week a “bug” in Facebook’s system revealed that Greta Thunberg’s Facebook posts had been written by her father, Svante, and a “climate activist” named Adarsh Prathap, who lives in India and works for the United Nations Climate Change organization (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/facebook-glitch-reveals-greta-thunbergs-posts-are-written-by-her-father-report/).

Is there anything at all about “Climate Change” that’s not phony? Like, Ol’ *Batteries Not Included yaps on and on about rising sea levels, then buys a mansion a few yards above the high-tide mark on Martha’s Vineyard. Do these people ever tell the truth? (Hint: No.)

So we have adults hiding behind a troubled 16-year-old girl who’s been anointed Time’s Person of the Year and Scold O’ the World, pretending that these jewels of wisdom are coming straight from her–isn’t that shameful? But we see this tactic every time there’s a teachers’ strike, or anything else the Left wants to put over.

You’re not allowed to verbally smack down a child, so these Global Government wannabes hide behind a child. What heroes.

And they wonder why we don’t believe them.


Little Greta Wants It Done ‘Right Now!’

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“We demand!”

Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg, anointed Far Left Scold of All the World, thinks it’s taking Western civilization much too long to cut itself off from fossil fuels.

“We want this done now–as in right now!” she says (https://www.dailywire.com/news/greta-snaps-over-demands-we-want-this-done-now-as-in-right-now).

What is it that she wants us all to do “right now”?

Completely cut ourselves off from all fossil fuels. Cold turkey. And while we’re at it, totally re-engineer all our social institutions–overnight, if possible. Especially capitalism. Gotta get rid of that. “We demand,” seems to have become her favorite turn of phrase.

Who’s “we”? Don’t ask.

Hmm… If the world actually tried to do what Greta demands, it’s questionable whether anyone at all would survive the havoc that it wreaked. But I guess when you take a mentally ill teenager and suddenly exalt her to a level far above even the freakin’ pope’s, you have to expect it to go to her head a bit.

But if you’re a Far Left wacko, there’s nothing that beats having a child run interference for you. Anyone who criticizes Greta the Scold is just such a meanie!

Get hip to this, though: the world is full of rich, powerful wackos whose totally irrational policies, if followed, would plunge the human race into untold suffering.

And they don’t care. In fact, it’s what floats their boat.


Some Nooze that I Refuse to Write About

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The natives are restless…

Lemme outta here!

I’ve just spent some time scanning the, uh, “news,” and it has given me psychological indigestion. I know I ought to write about at least some of it, but gee whiz!

Hillary Clinton, you bet she still wants to be president, has had her cheeks puffed up with cheek filler and now looks like a picture rendered by a not very skillful police artist trying to reconcile various descriptions of a suspect.

The Red Pope says all religions are pretty much OK with God.

Greta Thunberg, having been elevated to virtual sainthood by the Far Left Crazy, is almost certainly headed for a fall, once she follows the David Hogg/Mother Sheehan pattern of biting the Far Left hand that feeds her.

Madison woman beats the living daylights out of unspecified “educator” for attempting to discipline her child.

Enough! Enough!


San Francisco’s New Monstrosity

Andres Petreselli paints a mural on the side of a building depicting Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg, Friday, Nov. 8, 2019, in San Francisco.

The city’s sidewalks are heaped with human feces, rats are running free, homeless people everywhere you look–

And what San Francisco really needs is a 60-by-30-foot mural of an angry Swedish teenager, elevated to the status of a universal scold who demands that the world’s governments TAKE ACTION to stop catastrophic Climate Change before it kills us all–in just twelve years or so (https://time.com/5723241/greta-thunberg-mural-san-francisco/).

What a privilege it is, to live in an era when the whole world can be fishwifed by some kid. Sixty feet high, this portrait is. Once upon a time we didn’t do such things in America. They were only done in the Soviet Union and Red China. Far Left Crazy has moved to San Francisco.

They just won’t drop the ball on this, will they? Climate Change! Global Warming! Only an all-powerful global government can save us!

What bunk.

And so Greta glowers down on us from the side of a tall building, her “How dare you?” challenge ringing down the endless corridors of political inanity.

And anybody who doesn’t like it is a “hater.” And “anti-science.” Because we ignore the demands of such prominent Climate Scientists as Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter–yes, those names were on the Declaration of Climate Emergency.

I can hardly wait to vote for Donald Trump again.

 


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