Unhapy Holladays To yiu!!

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I ame So mad i culd jist abuot Ixplode!!! How come thare Is “this” Electrical Collidge that Gets to desyde Whoo “is” Pressadint??? wehn didd that hapen?? Thare is a prefesser hear he sayes its In “the” Consatutcheon but he Is “a” lyre and so We Stodents we lett the Air out “of his” tiers. anyhow Who cares “waht” some stopid electricans thay think???? We got “a perfickly” goood Collidge rihght hear and It “is ful” of reel Interllecturals not theese dum electricans, how come Our Collidge it dont get “to” desyde?

And nohw Al Of A sodden yiu got al theese dum peple thay Are Biggits sayin Mary Chrismes insted “Of” Hapy Holladays!!! It make My Moth Antenners hurt, thay reely hurt wehn i here That Racist Mary chrismes!! So yiu see Allreddy that Trump he made “the” countrie More Racist than It allreddy was! Dont Thay Know Its Aginst The Law To Saye Mary Crismas???

My prefesser He axplaned to me That “Putin he done al this!!!!” And That is “why thay Calll him Putin becose he is alyaws Putin things In that shuldnt be Put In my” prefesser he sayes. Putin and Trump thay Are making! peple say mary Chrismisss insted of Hapy Holladays!

wel Wee has got to doo somthing abuot geting Rid of Chrissmis befour it Messes Up Kwanzaa witch is a reel good truue Holladay and we Has “got to” get Rid of that Electrical Collidge, why dint thay pick Harvord or UCLAX or some reel collidge wear thay has Interllecturals and not jist a buntch of dum Guys who can fix yore Lamp if its is busted???

College Expels Shakespeare

Hi-ho! Got a quarter of a million bucks you feel like pissing into a fan? Well, then–send yourself or one of your offspring to the University of Pennsylvania for four years. For a mere $50,000 and change per year–not counting food and books–you can by educated (LOL) by idiots.

The UPenn English Dept., in order to proclaim “a more inclusive mission for the English Dept.,” recently got rid of a portrait of William Shakespeare and replaced it with that of some black lesbian “poet” that you never heard of: for the sake of “diversity.”

The Daily Mail clarifies: the English Dept. faculty voted to do this a couple of years ago but never got around to it; so “students” took down Shakespeare’s portrait and replaced it ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4026576/Students-remove-Shakespeare-portrait-UPenn-replace-photo-black-lesbian-writer-amid-push-diversity-English-department.html ).

Who needs Shakespeare when you’ve got a race-hustling feminist bellyacher as your literary foundation? Yo! He’s white, he’s male, he’s European–strike three, he’s out!

Our colleges and universities–making America dumber by the day.

Entering the Danger Zone

We are entering a very dangerous time in history.

The enemies of the human race got their hands burned and their fangs chipped in our elections this year, and in Italy’s, and they are not going to give up and go away. As we speak, they are pouring money and effort into creating a legend that Russia hacked our election to keep Careless Clinton out of office and give the White House to Donald Trump ( http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/12/12/sore-loser-obama-turns-to-russian-hacking-to-delegitimize-trumps-triumph.html )–because, you know, it’s just not possible the American people really rejected open borders, higher taxes, a stronger UN and a weaker America, and all the rest of what the Dems were selling.

Clinton, Kerry, Gore, Obama–they had a good thing going. But they stumbled badly in this election because they’d come to believe their own propaganda, and that made them overconfident. It was inconceivable to them that the American people might not be all that interested in that Citizen of the World crapola they were pushing, and have been pushing since the 1920s. Thinking they had it in the bag, they concentrated on enjoying their private jets, their palaces, their expensive little drinks at Davos, their limousines, and, above all, the rush of lording it over whole nations. So Election Night, 2016, was quite traumatic for them.

Suddenly they woke up one morning and discovered they held only four out of 50 state legislatures in America. Four! That’s only four more than the Whig Party controls. So they’ve really got to go to town now, or else wind up with zero.

Make no mistake about it: these people are determined, fanatically committed, to subjecting the whole world to their beloved “fundamental transformation.” They do not believe in God, and no moral scruple will restrain them. And they’ve got millions of mal-educated collidge students, tens of thousands of union thugs, a multitude of lawyers, and just about all of the “mainstream” nooze media to play with. Not to mention George Soros and a few other billionaires who’d like to have humanity as mere livestock.

They are not going to go away, they are not going to give up. If they can overturn this last election, they will. If they can’t, they can at least do everything in their power to taint and damage Donald Trump’s presidency. They will do all the harm they can, and they won’t care about the consequences. They are perfectly willing to subvert and destroy our country’s whole political system, if they can’t own it and control it.

This is dangerous, and we must be on our guard.

I don’t think Donald Trump is a man to be intimidated; but at the very least, we must make it clear to the whole world that we are solidly behind him.

One-world utopian leftism must be utterly destroyed–before it can raise up any more piles of dead bodies.

The Liberals’ Book of Lamentations

Liberals don’t believe in God, but that doesn’t stop them from believing. Left-wing politics is their religion, and it mimics Christianity. It has a Supreme Being: the government. It has priests: the teacher unions. It has sacraments: abortion, same-sex “marriage,” and Sunday nooze shows.

And it has a kind of pseudo-Bible, too, with Darwin in the place of Moses, and major prophets like Marx, John Dewey, Kinsey, Margaret Sanger, etc.

What we are seeing unfold before our eyes is the creation of a liberal Book of Lamentations.

They still can’t believe they lost the election. Open borders, transgender bathrooms, Common Core, globalism, an Attorney General empowered to investigate “Climate Change Denial”–it simply isn’t possible that the American people could have rejected all those blessings!

So now they’ve identified the cause of this calamity. The Russians hacked our voting machines and swung the election to Donald Trump! It never could’ve happened otherwise! And they put out all that fake news about poor Hillary!

Just you watch: this will all go down in liberal history as sacred narrative, rock-solid truth–and this from people who are always babbling about “your truth” and “my truth,” only somehow their truth is always supposed to win. It will all be written down, and passed on to posterity. Their children and grandchildren, the ones that haven’t been aborted, will inherit it. And anyone who questions it had better duck.

It’ll be fun to see what they wind up writing about Anthony Weiner. That ought to be a hoot.

Reach for the Barf Bag

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After ten years in the House of Representatives and 24 in the Senate, California’s Barbara Boxer is retiring.

Don’t let the door hit you in the tuchas on the way out.

I don’t know which is more appalling–Boxer calling politics a “noble profession,” or The Los Angeles Times’ sycophantic puff piece on how great she’s been ( http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-ca-barbara-boxer-analysis-20161207-story.html ).

But if “noble” means enlarging the government at every opportunity, voting for Obamacare, voting for public funding for abortion, and voting to confirm the appointments of every left-wing tin-pot Democrats could find to head up bureaucracies, sit on federal courts, and make a mess of our republic–well, gee, Washington D.C. is chock-full of noble people.

We have gone from elected officials as public servants to lifelong politicians as our masters, thanks in large part to careerists like Boxer. Their arrogance takes one’s breath away: remember then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi (thank you so much, California!) saying, of Obamacare, “You have to pass it to find out what’s in it”?

These–ahem!–leaders are God’s chastisement of our nation for our sins. May He now call us back to our senses: and this time, may we listen!

There are a lot of Boxer types to get rid of, before our country can be right again.

Idiot University: It’s OK to be Racist If You’re Anti-White

Just in case you needed any more proof to convince you that America’s university system is over-funded, over-attended, and corrupt beyond repair, Cal State San Marcos is holding a “Whiteness Forum” guaranteed to lop 50 points off your IQ and teach you to hate people who never did you any harm ( http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/30248/ ).

“Educators” are always yammering about “racism,” but as is always the case with liberals, it’s an exercise in projection: what they accuse their targets of doing, they do themselves.

This is the usual ranting against anyone and everyone who happens to be white–except, of course, overpaid college perfessers and administrators, etc. It’s chock-full of bunk: railing against “white hegemonic ideals of the beauty industry,” and “law is a tool used by dominant groups… to maintain their privileged position over subordinate groups,” and “Gentrification is the new Colonialism.”  So suddenly we don’t need law? And beauty is bad? And cleaning up an urban hellhole is bad? They’ll just go on and on about it, if you let them.

Why anyone would send their sons and daughters to have their minds pumped so full of hate-filled pure crapola is a mystery to me. It’s a sin to stir up strife, but in the minds of left-wing loons, sin is virtue and virtue is sin.

Persons who love and respect their children do not send them to a public university.

They Don’t Like Our Flag, Either

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This is some of the response to Hampshire College’s disrespect for our flag

When they’re not too busy banning Christmas, liberal soreheads are gunning for other things that normal people love and respect–the American flag, just to name one.

Hampshire “College” in Massachusetts took down its American flag the day after Election Day, to protest America’s failure to hand over the government to the Clinton crime family. For good measure, the next day, they burned a flag or two. (http://www.aol.com/article/news/2016/12/02/massachusetts-college-that-took-down-american-flag-raises-it-aga/21619223/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl11%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D-607931232_htmlws-main-nb)

They had to restore the flag a few days ago, in response to widespread public protests–and maybe the prospect of not getting any more government goodies, once Donald Trump takes office. He doesn’t like flag-burning, a sentiment shared by tens of millions of Americans but completely incomprehensible to Democrats and other libs.

College president Pokey Pinhead, or whatever his name is, babbled, “We acted solely to facilitate much-needed dialog on the campus–” “dialog” is lib-speak for endless monologues by assorted left-wingers, with any dissent ruthlessly stamped out–“about how to dismantle the bigotry that is prevalent in our society.”

See, us deplorables, we’re all biggits and full of hat speech, we need lofty libs to instruct us in every aspect of our lives, blah-blah-blah…

These numbskulls really don’t get it. They call us names, bully us, trample on everything we hold dear, waste colossal mountains of our hard-earned money and still demand more–and then they’re dumb-founded when we finally say “Enough!” They just can’t imagine why their guys lost the election.

Subtle hint: It’s because you libs are full of **** and we despise you.

They’re at It Again–the Libs’ War on Christmas

They still don’t have a clue why they lost the presidency, both houses of Congress, 14 governorships, and a big bunch of state legislatures.

Well, a major reason is stuff like this.

The Hillsboro, Oregon, school district recently banned “all religious-themed [Christmas] decorations, including Santa Claus,” who, last time I looked, is not actually in the Bible (http://www.aol.com/article/news/2016/12/02/school-district-bans-santa-claus-from-classrooms/21619262/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D162657855_htmlws-main-nb ).

Why? You can’t have Christmas because you gotta bow to the “diverse perspectives and beliefs of our community.” The two atheists and three Moslems get respect, but a thousand Christians don’t.

Although we do have to be careful here, because liberals just love to blame Muslims for their desire and decision to ban Christmas: they’ve done it before and they’ll do it again. They hear one atheist grumble, and that’s all they need.

Naturally when this high-handed and fat-headed decision was announced, there was a social media firestorm as normal people recoiled in disgust, so naturally the “educators” backed down a bit and said they’d only be “policing” classroom Christmas decorations if they were “over the top”?

Over the top? What does that mean? Why don’t they tell us precisely what that means?

Well, enjoy it, pipsqueaks, while you’ve still got it. Your days of pushing us around are coming to an end. If President Trump doesn’t smack you down, the American people will find someone who will.

The Grandmommy of All ‘Fake News’

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Contemplate this Newsweek cover.

Democrats are busy crafting a “narrative,” polite word for “BS,” that they lost the election because all them ordrinary dum peple in America were tricked by “fake news” into voting for Donald Trump instead of “Careless” Clinton. By “fake news” they mean news provided by persons and organizations other than the Democrats’ paid henchmen who insist on calling themselves the mainstream media.

Like Newsweek, for instance. They’re pretty mainstream. Dig that cover.

Okay, sometimes a newspaper has a file of stories already written that can be plugged in, in a hurry, if something happens. Stories with headlines like “Everybody Dies!” So they were all set to go, celebrating a Clinton victory.

Only this was not the first time they came out with a cover revealing their–shall we say “fanatical”?–bias. Dig this one.

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It takes a special kind of stupid to liken a sleazy, good-for-nothing politician to Jesus Christ Our Lord; but it’s just that kind of rarefied stupidity that our “non-fake news,” our utterly discredited mainstream news media, have to offer. And this can be explained theologically.

People who do not believe in God–secular utopian liberals, say–have to believe in something: so they believe in, and worship, themselves and their leaders. People who do not believe in God, naturally, have no hard and firm grasp of truth as truth. To them, “truth” is only whatever benefits them politically.

We are told that Newsweak has tried to “quickly distance itself” from that Madam President cover. I don’t know how you distance yourself from your own magazine.

But I think I really do know “fake news” when I see it–and brother, this is it.

Hillary Again, and Again–and Again?

This is just too ridiculous not to be true. Honest, I haven’t made it up, it’s not one of my little satires.

It seems some political insiders are discreetly whispering behind fans that, come 2020, Hillary “Careless” Clinton will again run for president ( http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/11/29/not-again-hillary-reportedly-eying-another-presidential-run-n2252257 ).

Great Scott! Who does she think she is–the Mummy? I mean, really, some people just never learn. I know the Democrats are kind of short on normal people they can run for office–but this?

Go on, do it, it’s just bound to work this time! America really, secretly, craves high taxes, big government, open borders, and all the rest of Hillary’s deluxe fun pack.