Tag: microaggression

Ordering a Cup of Coffee Makes the World Unjust Joe Collidge REPRINT

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Bugs Bunny… racist!

Did you know that ordering a cup of coffee is the moral equivalent of “recent killings of black men by white police officers”? What, you didn’t know that? Well, you would know it if you went to Oregon State University and attended their Implicit Bias Workshop ( http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7159 ).

Asked why ordering a coffee is an act of microaggression and implicit bias, the gibbering twaddler running the workshop was unable to come up with an answer. I guess it just is! Shut up, you racists!

I am unable to understand, let alone explain, why over 17 million Americans are currently enrolled in colleges and universities, learning tripe like this. So I have asked my friend Joe Collidge to explain it.

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Well Lee is stil a dop but at leest now he knose us interllecturals is smarter than him so of corse i wil do him a faver and explane it to him.

Yiu see micro-Gresion and Impolicit Biass thay make Our Soceity more unjust! Yiu shuld al git downe on yoor nees and thank us interllucturals for figguring that out!

So “let’s” say yuo want som creeme in yur coughie, that is makin it less Black!! and yiu wuld not doo that unles yiu was a Biggit and a Hater and yiu dont like Black Peple! but if yuo dont want no creeme then yuo stil a Racist becose it meens yiu dont want no Black Peple to be with Wite Peple! and iff yuo dont order no coughie at all it meens yiu tryin to hyde from yore own Racism! and aslo you denyin thar is any Racism in the frist plaice.

This here things thay hard for ordrinary dum peple to undderstand unles thay been to collidge and got Smart like me! Al this drinkin coughie and not drinkin coughie it al makes Our Soceity more unjust! Now dont yiu see??

P.S.–Thay stil shootin me up with moth Hormones in the exspearmint so my antenner that busted off, it growed back and i has got to ware a hatt al the time but At leest i stil in my Gender Studies clases and in anether few yeres i wil have my Degre!

‘My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)

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This is my answer. What’s yours?

Rutgers Looniversity (Class of ’71) doesn’t bother calling me to ask for money anymore.  Some of my refusals, I’m afraid, were a little brusque.

Dig this. A few years ago, these schnorrers came up with a new policy regulating dorm life: No Talking Allowed Unless Absolutely Necessary!

My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)

I wonder how they expected to enforce it. But see, they hadda do this to cut down on microaggression and microinvalidation. (That last one never quite caught on.) At any moment, without even meaning to, you just might say something that doesn’t sit well with some Far Left precious little snowflake.

When they write America’s obituary, they might as well write “‘Educated’ to Death.”

[P.S.–What are your Feelings for your computer system? What are its feelings for you?

We’ll have to wear earplugs to keep our brains from falling out.

‘Hurt Feelings? Dial 911!’ (2015)

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In another month or so, persons with no more sense than God gave a sofa cushion will be going back to college, people who should know better will be paying for it, and police departments might as well think seriously about creating a Hurt Feelings Squad for rapid response to truly idiotic complaints.

Hurt Feelings? Dial 911!

Each and every nuance of human behavior–except, maybe, being dead, or being all alone in the woods–can be viewed as a “microaggression” and thereby subject to government response.

Trust me on this. If the United States really does go belly-up someday, nothing will be more to blame than our so-called public education system.

Nhow We Can Lexture Our Selfs!!!!

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How to Make a Hand Puppet With a Marker

One “thing that” maiks Collidge so Grate it “is” the Reely Smart idears that comes Out “of” it!!!!

Frinstints! Thare arent nevver enuugh lexturers to Go Araound!!!! Waht “do yiu” do wen yiu kneed a lexture “and thair” aint no lexturer annyware?? Not eevin “in” The Brooom Clozit!!!! I meen dam, yiu doaughnt whant to lissen “to” no lexture fromb the stopid Janniter, rihght??

But nhow The Stoden Soviet we has finded the Auntser to “the” promble!!!!!! In facked sumb boddy thay seen it “On” TV!!

All yiu has got “to” “do” is taik somb Krayons or lipp Stick or Magick Marcker (i doughnt thinck its reel Magick but mayby it is!), and drawer A Faice “on” yore Hand!!!!! then yiu jist moove yore Thum and maik a voyce and Yore Hand it tawks to yiu And “it can” give yiu A Lexture!!!!!!

One of the prefessers ze cumplaned “That” if we all goingto leckxture our selfs then wye do we kneed prefessers??? That “was” a Racist mikro grecian so we pushed his Car into “the” Pond!!!!! ennyboddy whoo crypticizes The Stodent Soviet thay Are a enema Of “the” Peeple!!!

Nhow awl i has to “do” is figgre Out sumbthing foar “My” Hand to Lexture me abuot!!!!!!

Yes, College Shrinks Your Brain

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Keep Your Mouth Shut, But Should You Tape It?

(Thanks to “WannaBe” for the nooze tip)

If you’re going to Brandeis Looniversity, better bring a thick notebook so you can jot down all the words they don’t want you to say. The looniversity has launched yet another stupid campaign to weed out “oppressive words” (https://www.yahoo.com/news/university-warns-against-using-oppressive-171700004.html).

Among the words they want to ban is “picnic.” You can’t say “picnic.” Why? Because, say College Officials [noun: Pack of dunderheads], “picnic” is synonymous with… lynching. Betcha didn’t know your annual Sunday school picnic was a lynching.

Back in 2015 this same looniversity had another campaign to abolish “microaggressions” against Asian students. This had to stop when the Asian students complained that the anti-microaggression campaign was in itself a kind of microaggression.

You also can’t say “you guys,” or “walk-in,” or “the” because it’s all Racist and oppressiveandjusthorribleIcan’tstandit–Aaaaaargh!

You’re actually paying to go to this laughable excuse for a college and be “taught” crapola like this? Please explain why you do that.

Hat Speach Abuot ‘The’ Mummmy!!!

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The Mummy's Ghost (1944) [31 Days of American Horror Review] – BIG COMIC PAGE

We seen “a” moovie The othir Nite it reely Skaired us!!!! It was A Docktomenterry awl abuot This “heer” Mummmy it was goin aruound Strangalling peeple!!!!! i forgett ware this “hapened”.”

Our prefesser she axplaned that We was al Wrawng,, “it” was The Mummmy witch was the Heero and that hole moovie it “was jist” Hat Speach aginst Mummmys!!! Racist hat speach!!!! Then we awl seen “the Lite” and o-boy we werr Mad!!!!!!! Like, themb racist Wite Souprembercysts thay “are” Going afftar yiu eevin Iff yiu “are ownly” jist a Mummmy!!!!! That is wye The Mummmy he stringled al themb peeple,, becose Racist Micro-Grecians “thay” Triggered himb!!!!!!

This heer it “is” waht hapens wen yiu alouw Racist Biggits to “say” And “do” things!!!! Heer at Collidge we are Trying to Not let themb “say” “or” “do” any things At Alll!!!

So al themb no-good peeple “That” The Mummmy he strunglled thay al De-zervd it becose “thay” werr ownly no-good Wite peeple!!! YOU WHIL KNOTICE that nun “of” themb was Peeple Of Culler!!!!!!! That prooves The Mummmy he whas NOT a Racist!! In facked “he” was Al Abote Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!!!!

So we hadded a Eamerjintzy meating “Of” our Stoodint Soviet to de-clair the Hole Campis a “Saife Zoane” for Mummmys!!!!! but none has shone Upp yet!!

No Moar Queschins Aloud!!!!!

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We done a impotant Thing tooday! Our Stoodint Soviet we voated “to” not allouw no moar Queschins abuot nothing!!!!!

We hered aboat this “here” Pannle thay hadded at Unavorcity of Somb-plaice i forgett whare,, thay “wer” Tawking abute Micro-Grecian and some Hater Biggit HE ASKD QUESCHINS!!!! What a nurve!!! So natcherly the Unadversity thay Saspendded himb and toled him he neaded “to” get “a” Psycatrick Ovulation to “see iff” he was Crayzy!!! and wood yiu beleave it??? He woodnt!!! “So” natcherly thay kicked himb Out “of” collidge and aslo Eckspelt himb!!!!

Whell of coarse thare frist Missteak was thay aloud “himb” to ask anny Queschins in the first plaice!!!!! Collidge it is no plaice “foar” Queschins!!!!! I cannot emfersize this “strawngly” enuought!!!!! We “are” “not” heer To Ask Queschins!!! We “are” “heer” to maik Socile Jutstus!!! and aslo to do Play Doh!

Nhow that big Cry Bayby he is sooing “the” Yoonavorcity for stomping On “his” so-caled  Frist Emendmint Rihghts–lyke thare “is” anny sutch Thing “as” some Frist Amandmint at collidge!!!! Him sooing “the” Skool it is a Very Very Big! Micro-Grecian!!!! In a reel Countrie that isnt a Wite Stupremist Haite Macheen he wood jist get Shott!!!!

Heer “At” our Collidge we “are” goingto ovoid the Missteak of leting anny boddy Ask anny Queschins ever at All!!!!!!!!!! and iff we has to rap peeple “Up” in a Trasht Bagg to shut themb Up,, we whil!!!!!!!!!!

U. of Virginia Headed for Lawsuit Over Student’s Speech Rights

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The Rubber Room. – Fred Klonsky

You have to be crazy to ask questions at a university!

A judge has ruled that a student can sue the University of Virginia for trying to cancel his First Amendment right to free speech (https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/virginia-student-can-proceed-with-lawsuit-over-panel-confrontation-judge/).

See, they were having a panel on “microaggression,” and a second-year student had the bad manners to ask some questions. Questions! At a university! Whoa! And hard questions, at that–like, what exactly is microaggression, who needs to be protected from it and who doesn’t, etc., etc. Five whole minutes he consumed! And the lecturer was so rattled, she went crying to the looniversity authorities–who suspended the student and advised him to check himself in for psychiatric evaluation–because anyone must be mad, to question the dogma of microaggression. Stark, staring mad.

When the student didn’t go quietly to the rubber room, the authorities expelled him. So he sued them on a laundry list of charges; and most of them the judge threw out, but the suit over the erasure of the plaintiff’s free speech rights will go forward.

We pray he is awarded punitive damages steep enough to make the whole university howl. People need to be fired over this. There should be no place in America that runs just like it was the Soviet Union circa 1970. Including our colleges and universities.

Truly, we are “educating” ourselves to death.

 

We whant Moar Censershipp!!!

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I amb hear to Tell yiu “that” Amairicka kneeds Moar Censershipp espatially of Amairickins and aslo espatially of Lee that bumb!!! Do yiu know “he” is Wrighting anether “one” “of” those Boocks that No Boddy thay shoodnt be not aloud “to” Reed??? Do yiu know his Boocks “thay” are Un-Constatoocionull??? Its ture!!! His Boocks thay got God in themb and peple Praying and no Trans Ginder Amairickins even thoh “thare” “are” at leest 85 Millyin “of” themb!!!

Jist thinck “waht” A Grate Cuontry this hear it wood Be if we hadded Moar Sensershipp and No Boddy cood Ever “say” hat speach and Micro Grecians or Anny Thing elsa!!!! Jist thinck how Grate it wood “be” iff Evry Boddy thay wood jist Shut Upp axept for us who is “in” Collidge it”s OK foar Us to say stufff becose “we” are Introllecturals!!!! Ownly reel Smart peeple like us at Collidge shood say things “and” all themb ordrinay dum peeple themb Dee-Plorabbles thay “shood” al jist not say Nothing!!!!

It “is” Censershipp waht maid the combunits cuontries So Grate,, “and” How can yiu evver has Sosiallism iff thare “is” No Censershipp???

My Nothing Studdies prefesser she sayed waht we “reely knead” is somb Masheen “that” gets hooked Up “to” yore Brane and wil Give yiu a Lectrick Shock wenevver “yiu” Thinck Sombthing Bad!!!!! It wood “be” eevin Bettor if No Boddy hadded no Branes at all!!! Branes ownly “get” yiu In trubble Anyway!!! Lookit Jo Byden,, he gets By “jist” fyne with-Out no Brane!!

We reely has got to “get Rid of” all Boocks “that” Are Nott a-prooved by the Stoodint Soviet!!!!!

 

‘Yeah, They’re Still Crazy’ (2017)

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Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here…

With Europe about to embark on a mass jihad against “hate”–they do not acknowledge that they hate normal people–it’s useful to revisit some of the crazy schiff pioneered by Canada.

Yeah, They’re Still Crazy

The beauty of Canada’s “We hate hate!” regime is that everyone is always guilty! “Hate” is so indistinctly defined, with all sorts of “inadvertent” or even “unconscious” acts included, that trying to get through a day without committing some obscure species of Canadian hate crime is as impossible as operating a New York City restaurant that’s in 100% compliance with the health code.

Liberalism sometimes makes it a real drag to be human.