The Tech Fair Horror! Robot Attacks, Injures Man

Robots v Humans: AI machine ‘attacks’ visitor at Chinese tech fair (PHOTOS)

From November 15, 2019

 

Oh, we shoulda listened to Isaac Asimov! Instead, it’s going all Terminator on us.

At the China International Hi-Tech Fair recently, a robot that was supposed to be an “educational tool” launched itself through a glass display case and made a frenzied attack on an innocent bystander, who was slightly injured (https://www.rt.com/viral/367426-robot-attack-china-technology/). We are unable to confirm reports that the robot growled “Die, human, die!”

I dunno, it doesn’t look so fierce to me. It looks kinda like R2D2 from Star Wars. Which reminds me–What does R2D2 take when he has a cold? Robotussin! But I digress.

It should be pointed out that some killjoy who doesn’t want us to have any fun with the nooze says the robot crashed through the display case because somebody mixed up the “forward” and “back” buttons, hit the one when he should’ve hit the other. We would rather read that the robot’s Artificial Intelligence took it upon itself to add a blood-lust program. “He must’ve programmed himself to do that!” Just because those immortal words originated in Godzilla vs. Megalon doesn’t mean they aren’t true.

Just to be on the safe side, steer clear of hi-tech fairs and bring no robots into your home. ‘Cause you never know when they might program themselves to be smarter than you and take away your stuff.

Sludge Dumpers Say Jersey Fish Committed Mass Suicide

An Inquisitor column from August 4, 1976

Evidence provided the State Assn. of Sludge Producers and Dumpers indicates that the massive fish kills off the Jersey shore are an example of mass suicide among the lower animals.

“They killed themselves,” said Dr. Jack C. Robbin, a biologist retained by the association, “and that’s all there is to it.”

“Dr. Robbin’s findings lay to rest, once and for all, the fallacious rumor that sludge dumping kills marine life.” said Harold Slyme, president of the association.

The reasons for the catastrophic deaths of fish, lobsters, clams and other ocean creatures have been hotly debated.  The ecology-minded have blamed it on sludge-dumping, while others have attributed it to natural causes.

The arguments pointing to sludge as the culprit were strong.  Sludge can smother clams and other burrowers by clogging up their air holes, can poison fish that feed on sludge-coated plants and tiny animals, and may carry bacteria whose activities can upset the oxygen balance in the water.

“The infamous ‘Dead Sea’ is not our fault,” declared Slyme, referring to a 20 square mile patch of ocean floor off New Jersey which is now devoid of life.  “Dr. Robbin sent several divers down there, and the ones who came back reported that no sludge was present.”

(Environmentalist groups have called that statement “an out-and-out lie” and advised interested observers to “ask any oceanographer.”

One of the divers, Arthur Kill, described a scene on the ocean floor just off the mouth of the Manasquan River.

“It was horrible,”  Kill said, “I saw several lobsters crouched in a hara-kiri position, just like a bunch of little Japanese generals.  Dozens of clams had closed up their shells and literally starved themselves to death, and fish were belly-up everywhere.”

The fish, he explained, had apparently committed suicide by refusing to circulate water through their gills.

“We knew it wasn’t sludge,” said Slyme.  “After all, we’ve been pumping sludge into the ocean for years, and there are still more fish in it than you can shake a stick at.  Until Dr. Robbin finished his investigation we would’ve bet on the natural-causes theory as the answer.”

The Middle Atlantic Coastal Fisheries Center, which maintains a laboratory at Sandy Hook, postulated several causes for the disaster.

“A number of environmental factors including temperature extremes, low oxygen, disease and toxic substances can contribute to fish and shellfish mortalities,” reads a press release from the center.   Ruling out disease and temperature change, fish scientists found a very low concentration of oxygen in the water where the fish kills occurred.

The scientists said the low oxygen level could have been caused by an excessively high bloom of plankton (small plants and animals).  When the plankton die and sink to the bottom, the report continued, bacteria will feed on their remains and in the process, use up oxygen.  If there were an excess of dead plankton, there could be an excess of oxygen-using bacteria which would cause an oxygen shortage.

“Some people were trying to blame us for causing the excessive plankton bloom in the first place,” said Slyme.  “Here and there crackpots were saying that the presence of sludge made the bacteria population explode.  But now we know that’s a lot of bull.”

The State Assn of  Sludge Dumpers and Producers was formed several months ago to combat the bad publicity which has been growing up around oceanic waste disposal over the years.  Various municipalities, sewerage authorities and manufacturers have joined.

The association has entered the fight against a recent EPA order intended to eliminate sludge dumping by 1981, and Slyme said that Dr. Robbin’s findings would be presented as evidence that sludge-dumping causes no harm to marine life.

“You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.”  Slyme said.  What are we supposed to do with all the sludge and other noxious wastes our society produces–make perfume out of it?  If you want progress, you have to mess up the environment a little.  At least if we dump the sludge into the ocean, nobody has to worry about stepping in it.”

“Oceans cover about 70 per cent of the earth’s surface,” Dr. Robbin said, “Furthermore, nobody lives in the ocean.  It’s only common sense to dispose of waste in the ocean where you have all that room, than on land where you have less and less open space every year.”

Many scientists have expressed doubts about Dr. Robbin’s findings.  Even if the fish did commit suicide, they argue, what would make them do it?

“Beats me,” conceded Dr Robbins.  “I can’t read a fluke’s mind. Maybe the lobsters figured it was better to do a job on themselves than to sit around and wait to get caught and boiled alive.”

But many remain unconvinced.  Indeed, one scientist interprets the suicides as damning evidence against sludge dumping.

“You’d think about killing yourself, too, ” the scientist said, “if somebody kept dumping all that crap on your head.”

 

 

Scary Nooze from Greenland

Buried Lake Erupts Under Greenland’s Ice, Unleashing A Colossal Crater

In case you can’t read the above, “A hidden lake beneath Greenland’s Harder Glacier unexpectedly erupted, unleashing a powerful surge of water that carved a massive crater in the ice…”

It created a crater said to be “the size of a city.” And it’s been doing all sorts of things [drum roll, please] described as “UNEXPECTED.”

Well, we know what happens next, don’t we? They make demands: higher taxes, huge increases in government’s arbitrary power, major restrictions on our basic freedoms (especially freedom of speech, we don’t want that going on), etc., etc.

Y’know, they could look at the fossils and find out there used to be all kinds of amphibians in Greenland–and therefore no glaciers.

And then they would think of some way to use that against us.

This Is One of My Favorites

C.R. Knight - Uintatherium with Eohippus in the foreground

Behold the massive Uintatherium, brought to life in this painting by Charles R. Knight, the master painter of prehistoric life. As a bonus, he threw in a few Eohippus (“dawn horse” in the foreground.

And Lord Reesh got a fleeting glimpse of one in The Last Banquet.

Digging Up the Past to Understand Our Climate Future | Natural History  Museum of Utah

Look at that skull, all knobs and fangs. They used to have a Uintatherium skull in the Rutgers Geology Museum. The skull alone was as big as a full-grown German shepherd. I could never walk past it without stopping to wonder at it. The whole animal was about the size of a car.

I never could figure out how it got by with such a tiny brain case. Maybe that didn’t matter much, back then. The animals that competed with it for food weren’t exactly College Bowl material.

I would be very happy to dream of Uintatherium tonight.

Funny Noozies–No, They Weren’t Joking

Does “colonizing the moon” mean oppressing and exploiting the Indigenous People of the moon?

BEYOND PARODY: CBS Mornings Host Worries About America ‘Colonizing’ the Moon, is Reminded There’s No Indigenous Population There (VIDEO)

The dummies on CBS Mornings questioned the fairness and humanity of “colonizing the moon” and seemed awfully worried about it until their guest, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, had to remind them that nobody lives on the moon.

Say what??? What about Moon Men? Hey! Waddaya mean, there’s nobody there?

Rush Limbaugh, we are sorry you weren’t around to tackle this one.

‘The Lost River of Eden’ (2015)

Four rivers of eden hi-res stock photography and images - Alamy

I thought I’d re-run this post, because I hadn’t read it in years and when I read it just now, it fascinated me all over again.

The Lost River of Eden

The Bible preserves knowledge that would otherwise be lost. Genesis tells us of the rivers of Eden, one of which flowed into Eden after crossing most of what is now Saudi Arabia. There is very solid evidence for this–although the river dried up around 2,000 B.C. at the latest. Satellite technology opened the door of discovery.

How much else is “lost,” but actually preserved in Scripture?

Probably a great deal more than we might think.

Joe Collidge: GOP Unleeshes Radio-Active Wasps!

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Yowch! That hurt!

I gotted stinged By a Wassp today “and” it reely Hurt!!!

And “then” I fowned Out the Wassps thay “are” Radio Active!!! That’s why yiu heer all that Buzzing “on yore” Radio wen yiu try “to” play Woke Music!!!!!

This heer It Is Darnold Trumpt’s fawlt!!!! HE MAID THEMB WASSPS RADIO ACTIVE!!!!!! Thay are Repubickan Wassps!!! Thay been traned “to” Sting us so we woont Voate!!!!! Yiu KNOW Kamalalala she wood “Be” Pressidint if “it” wazznt for all them wassps!! And heer Is A Pixture of Jeff Goldbloom he is turning into a wassp becose he got stinged by Radio-Active and look watt it Done To Himb!!!!

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I wunder watt wood of hapened iff “it was” a  Radio-Active Potater Beeatle!!!!!!

We has to kick Trumpt “out of” the Wite Hause befoar Evvry Boddy in it thay tourn In-to Radio-Active buggs!!!!!!!!! Do the Ellecsion Over and putt Kamalalala back in Orfice befoar Its Twoo Layte!!!!

Awl my prefessers at Collidge thinck so!!!!!!

Now It’s Radioactive Wasps

Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near South Carolina Nuclear Weapon Facility

Just when you thought it was safe to hang around a Superfund site…

They don’t know, for sure, where the radioactive waste came from, but there it was, sitting cheek by jowl with a “nuclear weapons facility” from the 1950s–and there was the nest, full of radioactive wasps. Authorities had to spray them, cart them away, and dispose of them as radioactive waste.

Does anybody know what happens if you’re stung by glow-in-the-dark wasps? It sounds like the premise for a 1950s horror movie.

Are there any more radioactive wasps’ nests around? That’s another thing they don’t know. Someone will have to look.

Be careful, whoever you are.

Do We Believe This S***?

Crazy man cartoon Stock Vector Image & Art - Alamy

(Hint: I don’t!)

Guess what state leads America in mental health.

Ooh, got it already! Massachusetts, of course (https://mhanational.org/news/mha-releases-2024-state-of-mental-health-in-america-report/). I mean, talk about barking obvious…

A report by (heh-heh) Mental Health America (2024 findings, just released) declares Massachusetts the sanest of the sane, never mind those pesky witch trials, the ONLY state to back the George McGovern presidential candidacy, Lizzie Borden, and all the rest of it that makes a blue state blue.

Somehow in this report, all the states rated as wack jobs were “red” states and all the with-it states were “blue.” Funny how that works. “Nope, precious little substance abuse or emotional illness here!” But in the words of the study, “The United States is indeed in a mental health crisis.” And we’d better all climb on board and start “closing the mental health equity gap.” [Screams: No, no, no! Not the equity gap!]

(ASIDE: I’ve been to Boston. They’re all crazy up there.)

Boy, is there phony “science” floating around out there!

Let’s go back to the hymns, shall we?

Don’t Worry, the Government’ll Fix It!

The last sunset?

Hot dog! We’re gonna cool the earth, boys, we’re gonna dim the sun (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/07/secretive-billionaire-plot-dim-sun-exposed/)! We’ve got globalist billionaires behind us and we can do anything we want!

“Crypto-tycoons and elite philanthropists” (they’ll be the last to drown) say “geoengineering” is the wave of the future, it’ll solve all our problems, yatta-yatta. Some 400 documents released to the public show world-wide testing going on.

And some 575 scientists have signed a document demanding a halt to it. Whistling in the dark, maybe–but somebody has to do something. “Oops! We just destroyed a whole year’s worth of crops! Gonna be kinda hard on the plebs, we guess.”

Stand on your head and clap your hands if you trust these people.