Tag: 2016 presidential campaign

I Didn’t Write the Blasted Headline!

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I’ve gotten into some hot water for my News With Views column this week. Of course I have, because the headline reads “Donald Trump–The Only One Who Can Save America.”

I did not write that headline.

God is the only one who can save America. I know that! I’ve often said so, and in print, for everyone to see.

I’m trying to get that headline changed, but it may be too late. But at least I want everyone who reads this to know that I didn’t write it and I don’t agree with what it says.

I don’t mind if they change the headline I wrote for something with a bit more zing. But I do mind if the new headline gives people a false impression of me.

So if anyone happens to refer to me as “that palooka who wrote that dumb headline about Trump the only one to save America,” please–I didn’t write the b lasted thing, and it does not reflect my opinion in the matter.

Are There Any Computers That Don’t Have Hillary’s State Dept. Emails on Them?

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Why is this man smiling (if that’s what he’s doing)?

[This is the stuff I refrained from writing about this weekend.]

I write fantasy novels. And if I write ’em too far out, the readers will say “Oh, pshaw!”, or something to that effect, and just stop reading.

So I wouldn’t dare write something like, “And just when it seemed Hillary was home free, hundreds of thousands of her emails turn up in Anthony Weiner’s laptop, where they were found by FBI agents investigating his lewd communications with a teenage girl; and her whole campaign gets derailed by Weiner the Wanker…” Nope, I couldn’t put that in a fantasy novel. It’d be too.. well, fantastic.

And FBI Director James Comey does the equivalent of a man running back into a burning building, after escaping the fire by the sky of his teeth, in shouting from the housetops that he’s re-opening the Clinton investigation–and I’m not sure any of the current explanations of this extraordinary behavior convince me. Back in the summer, he let Hillary skate, gave her a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for activities that anyone else would’ve been imprisoned for… and now he puts himself in harm’s way? Just because his colleagues at the FBI despise him for his cowardice? Because even his wife despises him for it? Because no one at the Justice Dept. will even nod to him anymore when they pass him in the halls? I dunno… I’m just not sure those explanations work.

Maybe John Mortimer (Rumpole of the Baily), Lawrence Sterne (Tristram Shandy), or Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles) could write this. Yeah, I can see it as a Tristram Shandy episode, and practically hear Uncle Toby whistling “Lillibulero” as Clinton tries to shove the whole thing off on The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy and naughty Russian hackers.

But I’m much too timid to write a mess like this!

Hillery She wil Win Any How So Thare!

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I am so mad at them Weezils in the Justace Deptt. i culd jist Jump “up and” downe and Screem!! becose thay tryin to stopp Hillery “from” bein Pressadint!

Nowe thay al Saying she “is” No Good becose ten Thousend or 20 Thousend of her oficile Emails the f b i fowned them on Antony Weaners laptop along With “some” nakked pitcures of His self witch he sent “to” some stopid teenager girl… wel Whoo else “was” he Suposed to send them to??? And hear at Collidge al us Interllecturals wee are Furyose!!! Dont Antony Weaner Have a Human Rihgjt to send nakked pitcures To “any body” he wants??? My prefesser he sayed It suonds Like Homo Phobbia to him!!!

Wee dont know “why” the f b i Is picking on Hillery but Boy Are thay goin to be in Trubble, trubble, trubble!  wehn she wins!!! Evry boddy witch diddnt Vote “for Her” thay are goin to Reely “get” it yiu wil seee! and jist “in” case, weee know this guy “in” the Demmocrat Comitty he can fixx It “so” wee all can Vote 3 or 4 (fore!) Times eech!! al We got too “do” is we Line “up” behined some Dead peple and some Ileagle Alients and wee al Get “on” a Bus and we go from One voting Place “to” annother untill We run “out of” places!

So she Is “goin to” win any How, It is “in” The Bag and Then yiu are goin To see a lott of No Good Skuncks jist dissapear, we Are drawing Up “a” list Of peple whoo shuld be Dissapeared, yiu jist Weight and “see”!!

Noozies Wonder, ‘Why Don’t They Love Us Anymore?’

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No one is less aware of how others see him than a liberal; and the news media dorks are the most obtuse liberals around.

They take money from the Democrats; they send their questions to Democrat candidates in advance, and help script answers for them; they purposely suppress information unfavorable to Democrats, or to their policies; they tirelessly berate the American people as biggits, rubes, ignoramuses, rednecks, Nazis, haters, and morons… and then they wonder why so many of us not only mistrust them, but have actually begun to let them know it.

If we don’t say “Thank you!” when they pee on our couch, they complain about how unjust we are.

Yes, noozies everywhere are singin’ the blues about a lack of love (http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/10/26/triggered-journalist-snowflakes-scared-trump-supporters-are-turning-on-the-media/ http:// ). Like, don’t we know they only lie to us for our own good, because we can’t handle the truth? “Boo-hoo! Those ungrateful peasants! Why, they just don’t love us anymore!”

So they feel “threatened.” “Menaced.” Especially by those Trump supporters who are just too dumb to appreciate how wise they are, how noble, how selflessly devoted to the Democrat Party which is the only thing that anyone should ever be devoted to.

And they whine about us trying to scare them out of being a truly free press.

Dudes! You squandered away your freedom without any help from us! You sold out. Your whole journalistic enterprise has become just one non-stop commercial for the Democrats and their whole Global Warming, open borders, transgender program. If you’re not free, it’s only because you’ve sold yourselves into servitude. Don’t blame us!

It’s all your fault–and yes, we despise you for it.

Texas: Machines Flip Trump Votes to Clinton

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They’ve started early voting in Texas, and there’s just this teensy-weensy little problem with it.

According to a number of voter complaints, the machines are changing votes for Donald Trump into votes for Hillary Clinton ( http://www.infowars.com/more-reports-of-votes-flipping-from-trump-to-clinton-in-texas/ ). Oops.

The complaints are coming out of Arlington and Amarillo and turning up on social media. The headline says “Election officials dismiss concerns” and are blaming it on “voter error.”

Has anybody seen any complaints about the voting machines switching Clinton votes to Trump? I haven’t. Have you? How come these complaints are all going just one way? Something about that smells bad.

If these voting machines are really so poorly programed that so many voters just can’t get it right, what are we doing, using such machines, in the first place?

As we know from Project Veritas and emails opened up to us by Wikileaks, election fraud is a staple of the Democrat Party and the Clinton campaign. And it’s not just crooked machines. It’s dead people voting, people who never existed voting, non-citizens voting, and real people voting two or three times in the same election. “Election officials” dismiss it all. Never happened, just move on, folks, there’s nothing to see…

When it’s your turn to vote, look twice, and then look again, to make sure the machine has recorded the vote as you intended it. Don’t take it for granted that your vote has been accurately recorded.

Remember this important Democrat principle: “If you can’t beat ’em, cheat ’em.”

We are not dealing with honest people here.

The Hillary Landslide (LOL)

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With our nooze media insisting that it’s all over but the shouting, Hillary Clinton is a shoo-in, you peasants might as well not even bother to show up on Election Day, here’s a picture taken at a rally held for her running mate, Tim Kaine, this week in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Thirty people attended. You or I could probably get that many, and we’re not running.

I know, I’m trying to stay away from political reporting; but it’s hard to do that. Besides which, this photo impressed me.

Let me repeat what I believe to be true: Nothing good can happen to America for as long as the Democrat Party remains in business.

We can deal with the Republicans later; first things first.

And that’s all I’m gonna do with politics today. I promise.

Voter Registration Forms to be Given for Trick-or-Treat

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According to not terribly reliable but really cool sources, Trick-or-Treaters in several key voting districts throughout our 57 states will be given voter registration forms when they knock on people’s doors this Halloween.

“All the kiddies have to do is sign ’em and show up to vote,” said C. James Bubo, director of You’re Never Too Young to Vote Democratic. “We’ve taken care of all the rest.”

Mr. Bubo said the project expects to improve on its 130% voter turnout in the last presidential election. “We’re going to be giving cash prizes to every child under 10 years of age who shows up to the polls in costume and votes for Democratic candidates.”

But doesn’t this constitute voter fraud?

Mr. Bubo was laughing too hysterically to answer the question.

Is This How You Want Your Country to be Run?

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This video is 16 minutes long, but I urge you to watch it. There’s a lot of profanity in it, but that can’t be helped. The information is important.

Project Veritas has here interviewed a number of Democrat operatives who admit to, and brag about, purposely fomenting violence at Trump rallies, hiring and training people to start fights, illegally coordinating their efforts with the Clinton campaign, and practicing lawlessness on a scale that I, frankly, never imagined.

It may seem rather odd that these people didn’t mind answering questions and discussing their activities in front of a camera. But I guess my friend John the homicide detective is right when he says criminals just can’t help blabbing about what they do, and that’s how most of them get caught.

This is the side of the Clinton campaign that our corrupt and uninformative nooze media refuse to cover–and, indeed, go to whatever lengths necessary to conceal it.

Shall these persons be rewarded with the White House? And if they are, what more will they do, once they have it?

Please don’t let them get it.

P.S.–There’s more, Parts 2 and 3, on youtube–for the time being.

Lib Noozie: It’s Against the Law for You Peasants to Know What’s Happening

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The Morlocks’ siren summons the unaware and compliant Eloi underground… to be eaten.

A law professor says CNN noozie Chris Cuomo was totally wrong when he claimed, this past weekend, that you ordrinary dum peple got no right to read them Wikileaks documents that make Our Hillary look so bad ( http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/law-prof-smacks-down-cnn-chris-cuomos-claim-that-its-illegal-to-possess-wikileaks-emails/ ). “Remember,” said Cuomo, “it’s illegal to possess those stolen documents.” Illegal for you. “It’s different for the media,” he added. Legal for noozies, illegal for the common people.

Law professor Jonathan Turley says of course it’s not unlawful to download information made “widely available” by someone else–even if that someone came by the information illegally, in the first place. “Otherwise,” said the prof, “possession of the Pentagon Papers would lead to the arrest of tens of thousands of citizens.”

It’s about time someone pointed that out. Better late than never.

But this is the quintessence of “progressivism”: dumb ’em down, create “an unaware and compliant citizenry” (to quote from one of those documents that Cuomo thinks I shouldn’t have been allowed to read), and let the self-anointed “experts” herd ’em this way and that like cattle. They’ll be the Morlocks, we’ll be the Eloi. (If the allusion escapes you, watch The Time Machine.)

The most dishonest, least informative, most unspeakably corrupt news media in world history all want Hillary Clinton to be president and are working night and day to make that happen.

Please don’t help them do it.

No Facebook Referrals Again Today

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Well, I just can’t figure it out: the traffic to this blog from Facebook has totally dried up.

Are you all getting as tired as I am of this election? Is that it? I was going to post some more on those John Podesta emails, courtesy of Wikileaks: but what have they to tell us that we didn’t already know? Oh, I forgot–the Russians faked 30,000 emails just to make trouble for poor Hillary. So maybe I’ll just let it go for the rest of the day and find something else to post.

BTW, Bob Dylan got a Nobel Prize. Well, why not? He wrote Desolation Row and it seems particularly apt, these days.