Here is a young, collidge-eddicated Bernie Sanders supporter who was brought to tears by her astonishing discovery that Trump supporters in the South have opinions that differ from hers. So she went on Facebook to cry about it.
“It actually makes me sick!” she wailed. “These people think they won the Civil War!” And so on. She is truly flabbergasted that Donald Trump’s supporters in the Southern states don’t agree with Bernie Boy that we shouldn’t have national borders anymore and everyone who wants it should get as much free stuff as he wants. She can’t take it.
How much did it cost, in public money, college tuition fees, and student debt, to turn this young woman into a weeping ninny who can’t face a world in which there are opinions other than hers?
To complete the fundamental transformation of America, obviously the votes of illegal aliens and other non-citizens are needed–based on the premise that the legal electorate will never cast a majority vote for self-destruction. I don’t know why they won’t trust us to do that, after we went and elected Obama twice.
The subject of politics in 2016 is rapidly becoming hateful to me, but I still have a duty to report on it, so here goes.
The League of Women Voters–once a respectable organization that did a lot of people in America a lot of good–has joined with a rogues’ gallery of lefty loons in a lawsuit against the Election Assistance Commission (EAC) to block it from taking steps to ensure that only American citizens vote in America’s election this year ( http://www.nationalreview.com/article/431676/obama-administration-enabling-noncitizen-voting ).
Why do they want to do that? I dunno! Why does Angela Merkel want to import another million Muslims into Germany?
The League is now partners in this lawsuit with the NAACP–they used to be good, once, long ago–and People for the American Way (lol, they gotta be kiddin’!), Common Cause, Project Vote, and Chicanos for La Causa.
Under the direction of Attorney General Loretta Lynch–you remember her: within hours of the San Bernardino mass shooting, she warned America that the FBI was ready to come down like thunder on… not mass murder, heck no… anyone who dares to say an uncomplimentary word about Islam–Justice Dept. lawyers, paid for by the American people’s taxes, are helping the left-wing extremists draw up the legal papers for the suit.
Hey, she could wind up on the Supreme Court!
Poor America–the vultures are swarming over the carcass, and even now there’s still a breath of life or two left in it.
New Hampshire Primary, Feb. 9, 2016: With Hillary Clinton getting body-slammed all over the primary mat by joke candidate Bernie Sanders, libs ‘n’ progs are starting to look around for a Plan B.
Should they take Joe Biden out of mothballs, and hope against hope that he can keep his mouth shut so no more gaffes fall out? Is Bill Ayers available?
Meanwhile, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is said to be contemplating, seriously, entering the race as a third-party candidate ( http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/b6d1fc34-ce9f-11e5-831d-09f7778e7377.html#axzz3zhAxxN9w ). Since leaving office, the former mayor has been throwing his money all around the country, trying to disable the Second Amendment and launching his “Task Force on Climate Related Financial Disclosures” to make sure everybody does his bit to combat imaginary Global Warming.
Bloomberg is best known for forbidding New Yorkers to order a large soda, banning smoking from just about everywhere, and trying to control citizens’ intake of salt and caffeine. Despite these follies, he was a reasonably efficient mayor–compared to what they’ve got now, he was Solon the Wise–although the wheels kind of fell off late in his third term.
The interesting thing about Michael Bloomberg is his political philosophy, centered on using punitive taxation as a form of mass behavior modification. He is determined to tell you what to do, and tax your pants off if you won’t. It is said he used to keep a gorgeous crown in his bedroom closet and take it out and stand in front of the mirror, wearing it.
Bloomberg would scare me if I didn’t know that most of the country would find him about as appealing as a severed artery.
So I kind of hope he runs, just to siphon off votes from whoever the Democrats wind up nominating. I hear there’s some interest in Rosie O’Donnell.
Good morning, boys and girls! Oops, sorry about that. I should have said Good morning, purple penguins. Gender-neutral language.
The Iowa caucuses are over and done, and I’m here to introduce you–those of you who are recent collidge grads, for instance–to a brand-new word: frivolous. It means not having any serious purpose or value. Feel free to use it yourselves.
Marx, for those who went to public schools, died over 100 years ago and is considered the founder of communism. That’s why they call it Marxism.
Prank pollster Mark Dice told people Karl Marx had been Barack Obama’s “top economic adviser” for several years and was now serving as such for Clinton.
We don’t know how many people, when asked if they liked Karl Marx for vice president, answered, “Who’s that?”
No one asked how they felt about Pee Wee Herman for secretary of state.
All right, maybe it’s not cricket to pick on a guy who’s polling not quite 4%. But this character annoys me. First he’s a conservative, so-called. Then he’s saying you have to support Obamacare or you can’t go to heaven when you die. And now he wants a bunch of federal employees “promoting Judeo-Christian values” that they don’t understand, don’t know much about, and almost certainly don’t share.
Hey! Maybe we could get unionized public school teachers to do that. Or some collidge prefessers. Maybe some Muslim could be in charge of it.
John, I suspect you mean well. Really, I do. But hiring the federal government to “promote Judeo-Christian values” would be like hiring Hermann Goering to fund-raise for the UJA. It just ain’t happenin’, dude.
Do something constructive for a change, and go annoy Obama.
Donald Trump–whatever else you say about him, he’s not them.
Living as I do in the New York media market, Donald Trump has been annoying me for decades.
If the 2016 presidential election were held tomorrow, I’d vote for him.
Here are some of the things that can be said for Donald Trump.
He has not sought to erase our country’s borders.
He has not participated in the radical redefinition of marriage.
He did not promise to stop Obama, win the ensuing election hands-down, and then turn around and cave in to Obama every chance he got.
He has not cut any sweetheart deals with Iran or any other enemy of America.
He has not handed over public money to Planned Parenthood.
He has not driven the United States $18 trillion into the hole.
He has not sought a federal takeover of America’s schools, and wasted public money on the project.
In short, he has not been an accomplice of our current gang of leaders on any of their wicked, frivolous, wasteful, misbegotten projects. And I don’t think there’s any way they can coerce or con him into joining them. He can tell the Chamber of Commerce, the big donors, La Raza, and Organized Sodomy to take long walks off short piers.
Hi, I am blogging here today insted of that other guy because he is not here. I am in my fifth year of collidge and in another two yrs i will get my batcheler’s degree in Liberation Studies, if I keep on getting extra credit for marching in Gay Pride parades and keying cars.
I am here to tell you to vote for Hillery for President! You have got to vote for her because she is a women, and it is time we had a women president. If you dont vote for her, you are a sexist and a hater, and you hate women too. My prefesser he says that everybody who doesnot vote for Hillery is against Science and also hates Gay People and childrens and The Poor.
My mother she says that Hillery is the most dishonest women in the world, and a big fat crook, and a hippocrit to boot, but my prefesser he is smarter than anybody’s mother and he says my mother is a enemy of the human race. He has promised to give us students class credit for all the time we spend volunteeering for Hillery’s campain and working for her.
Also Hillery ate a burrito the other day and that means she is fond of common people and not just interleccturals like us. She even wore a moo-moo when she did it!
My prefesser he says that any of his students who dont vote for Hillery, he is going to flunk them out of collidge. Well, it would serve them right! I think everyone should vote for Hillery and get in trouble if they dont.
Well, now I have to go to my next class and learn some more true facts. Remember, vote for Hillery or else.
If liberals ever opened their eyes to see what their bizarre ideology produces in the way of statism, waste, wrath, calamitously failed policies and overall human suffering, it might just drive them howling mad–as happened to the poor chap above when he saw the mummy come to life (from The Mummy, 1932). It would not be a pretty sight.
But even with all their wrong-headed and immoral projects going full-speed ahead, from same-sex pseudomarriage to the overall reduction of freedom everywhere, they’re still too angry to see much of anything.
Thus Hillary Clinton has already pre-emptively warned America not to use “coded sexism” in discussing her presidential aspirations ( http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/25/here-are-the-words-hillarys-supporters-wont-let-you-say/ ). Her campaign has obligingly provided a list of banned words, including polarizing, calculating, disingenuous, insincere, ambitious, inevitable, entitled, overconfident, etc. What she would really like would be for everyone to press a strip of duct tape over their mouths.
What is “coded language”? Why, it’s the use of ordinary words to mean something to which a liberal objects. For instance, “Hi, how ya doin’?” might really mean “I hate women, and no woman should ever hold public office!”
But there are some words left off the list, and we can still use some of them to discuss the prospect of Hillary becoming president. For instance:
Heaven forbid that we should ever elect to the presidency this witch, this beldam, with her uncontrollable lust for power, her taste for soft-core Marxism, her incessant use of her fame and status to amass more and more personal wealth, and her insatiable desire to punish and destroy anyone who opposes her in any way.
