We ‘Are’ Awl Goingtobe Teechers!!!!!

Why Socialists Should Become Teachers

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Public School Outrage: ‘Don’t Notify the Parents’

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The superintendent of schools in Harrisonburg, VA, can’t understand what all the fuss is about. Why the heck are those people suing his school district? Heck, we’re only following the model gender ID inclusion policy drawn up by the Dept. of Education last year before the Democrats got blown out of office.

https://www.whsv.com/2022/06/06/harrisonburg-schools-face-lawsuit-over-gender-identity-policy/

The schools are supposed to ask the kiddies what pronouns they want everybody to use, and what names–that is, the names and pronouns they’ve chosen for themselves–and then the schools will enforce that.

The part people don’t like is, oh, just a little thing.

School officials and teachers are not permitted to notify parents if a child decides to adopt a gender delusion.

In the words of the lawsuit (Alliance Defense Fund representing parents and objecting teachers), the district “compels the staff to mislead and deceive parents.”

It’s expected the arguments in the lawsuit will revolve around what exactly constitutes a “religious belief” protected by the First Amendment. We must ask: Why quibble about that? You already know where these educators’ heads are at. Why would you ever trust them with your children?

The one and only argument the “educators” will understand–and maybe I’m being overly charitable here–would be the removal of tens of millions of children from the public schools. People, public education is broken and will not be fixed! Not by teachers’ unions, not by teachers’ colleges, not by school boards, not by anyone who has anything to do with it.

My Newswithviews Column, June 2 (‘Public Education: Grade Students Based on Skin Color’)

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Mad enough yet?

It’s too bad we can’t use public education outrage stories to create energy. It’s a renewable resource, a virtually unlimited supply.

Public Education: Grade Students Based on Skin Color

What do public “educators” do with our tax dollars? Well, what do we see them doing? Fomenting racism and pushing “transgender”. They do it in plain sight and then deny they’re doing it! Dudes, a lie has to be somewhat credible in order to work. Your lies are hopeless.

Do they really, truly believe they’re doing black students a favor by lowering standards for them so that they can get a diploma without learning anything?

I would have asked “honestly believe,” but there is no truth, no honesty at all, in any of these people.

Your Daily Public Schooling Outrage

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You get a more honest deal at a 3-card monte table.

Let’s see, what’ve we got today? Ah, here it is. Another public schooling outrage. Somehow we never seem to run out of these.

A couple of Chicago high schools have decided to implement a “race-based grading system” which will “account for skin color or ethnicity of its students” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/31/chicago-high-school-to-implement-race-based-grading-system/). ‘Cause of racism.

Have they thought this through? Black high school grad applies for a job, says he kept up a B+ average in school… and employer thinks, “Was that a real B+ or just a black B+?” Because he knows a black student’s B+ is really only tantamount to a C-.

At the same time, the schools propose giving black students a free pass on missing or cutting class, misbehavior in school (whatever that means), and failing to hand in assignments.

Because “traditional grading practices perpetuate inequities.”

So much better to have practices that perpetuate iniquities.

The plan is called “Transformative Education Professional Development and Grading.”

What a lot of crap.

This is what public school “officials” do with your tax dollars. Sort of like stealing your money so they can buy drugs.

Another Public School Horror

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No way I’m posting a picture of drag queens! Here’s a nice little owl nesting in a cactus, instead. God’s stuff is so much cleaner and saner than ours.

This era we’re living in now will be remembered as a time when “authorities” brought perverts into the schools and gave them access to children. Please just think that over for a minute.

Hempfield High School in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, has–for three years!–been bringing in “professional drag queen” performers to strut their stuff for the teens. Only now they’re in the soup because the word got out and the public doesn’t like it (https://www.fox43.com/article/news/local/lancaster-county-drag-show-hempfield-high-school/521-53e1a9ac-5ca9-4b47-a552-ea8875fc2f88)–leaked videos and all that.

Was the public asleep for three years? Who knows?

The drag queen shows were arranged by the school’s Gender Sexuality Alliance. Think about that for a minute, too. Did your school have a Gender Sexuality Alliance? Should any school have one?

Go ahead, I’ve got time–see if you can offer one constructive purpose for holding drag queen shows at public schools. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Kill the culture, and it’ll kill you back.

‘Test Your College Grads’ (2018)

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If you can corner ’em before they rush out to demonstrate the inhumanity of not doing abortions, you might want to try this little true-false quiz on today’s college graduates to see how much they know.

Test Your College Grads

Administering the test can be tricky. Remember, we’re testing for “education,” not knowledge. So the more answers you have wrong, the more highly “educated” you obviously are.

Today’s School Outrage (Yeah, Another One)

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Your school tax dollars at work!

This actually happened last year, but we’re only finding out about it now.

Last year, for grades pre-K through 3 (!) at the Janney Elementary School in Washington, D.C.,”teachers” exposed children to a “presentation” called the “Anti-Racism Fight Club Fistbook” (https://www.theblaze.com/news/anti-racism-elementary-school-dc).

Laced with violent language (“throat punching,” “curbstomping,” etc.) almost to the point of it being a satire of itself–you have no idea how I wish this really were a satire–the “Fistbook” section asks children if they have any family members with “racist beliefs.” We are not told what they expect the kiddies to do if the answer is yes. Rat them out to the Justice Dept.?

And of course the entire curriculum is heavy salted with the usual we-hate-white-people rhetoric.

This is public schooling. This is what your school tax dollars pay for.

But wait, there’s more!

According to the school’s website (https://www.myschooldc.org/schools/profile/48), 72% of the student body is “non-Hispanic white.” So 72% of the kiddies are automatically bad guys until they can somehow prove otherwise?

God help us. What sort of creatures do they have creeping out of the teachers’ colleges these days?

And what kind of parents knowingly allow their children to be “taught” by these creatures?

‘Teacher’ Won’t Explain Why She Made Boy Wear Dress

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When I was in elementary school, it was not unusual for a “teacher” to humiliate a child in front of the class. It was a form of punishment. I don’t know if that’s what was going on here. No explanation is offered by the “teacher.”

In the background we can see a cross on the wall, indicating that this may be someone’s idea of a religious school. We are sorry to say that some of our supposedly Christian schools seem to be tainted with the same stupid wickedness that has consumed our public schools. (If it is a religious school, though, the teachers might not be unionized and it just might be possible to fire one. Worth a try, at least!)

Anyway, here’s a grandfather demanding to know why his grandson’s “teacher” made the boy wear a dress in class, two days in a row. And he can’t get an answer! “You have to talk to my director.” “I can’t talk to you, you’re not on the [unintelligible].”  She is unhappy that the frustrated man has raised his voice: she warns him not to do that “in front of my children.”

Whoa! Lady, these are not your children–and we would all like to know why you made a boy wear a dress. Is that something you learned in teachers’ college? And who gave you the right to stonewall the child’s grandfather? Does this have something to do with “fundamental transforming” of America? Maybe your fundament needs some transforming.

It’s getting so the only place where your children are safe is the family home–and that’s the best classroom, too.

 

 

SloJo to Teachers: Kids Are ‘Yours’

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Whose children, Joe?

What do you say when a word like this comes out of a wooden head like SloJo Biden’s as if it were an oracle? Addressing a “teachers of the year” event, weird old Joe came out with this:

“They’re not somebody else’s children. They’re yours when you’re in the classroom” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/biden-teachers-not-somebody-elses-children-classroom-video/).

“They’re yours.” The horror, the horror… As one public school teacher in Michigan put it recently, before he wound up on “administrative leave,” “F*** the parents. I’m your parents now.”

See, that’s what they really think, these wackos who come swarming out of the teachers’ colleges. They think they have a right to groom your children for sex. And they devote a great deal of time and energy to that. More and more sane and decent people leave the teaching profession, to be replaced by the mutants you could see on “Libs of TikTok,” bragging about all the sex-talk they unload on the children in their classrooms.

This has the full blessing and support of the Democrat Party. The party is in an incestuous relationship with the teachers’ unions. Really, it’s disgusting.

“They’re yours.” That says it all. Parents, these people despise you, hate you, want to undermine your families and tear down your country. (Yeahbut, yeahbut! What about those 81 million phantoms who voted for Joe? Isn’t it mostly their country?)

The battle lines are drawn. Either we win, and save our republic, or they win and we lose everything.

And first we lose our children.

Crooked Principal ‘Punished’: He’ll Get $1.8 Million

PRINCIPAL Khurshid Abdul-Mutakabbir on the RIGHT HOLDING #1 FINGER UP.

“Public education been very, very good to me!”

Are you ready for another public schooling outrage? Well, ready or not, here it comes!

A high school principal in Queens, NY, who achieved a 99% graduation rate by setting up fake classes with no one in them, giving students fake grades, encouraging teachers–and students–to cheat… letting failing and problem students graduate early with meaningless diplomas, just to get them out of there…

Has been shifted to a desk job where he will continue to collect his $187,043 salary for seven years, plus benefits (another $78,558), raises negotiated by the teachers’ union, vacation time, the whole package totalling some $1.8 million (https://nypost.com/2022/04/16/queens-principal-booted-for-fraud-will-get-paid-for-7-years/)–

Whoa! Does this sound like any kind of “punishment” to you?

Oh. And they’re also investigating a cheating scheme by several teachers at that school.

I was going to say this walking lump of sleaze has robbed children of their education; but that’s assuming they actually got an education at this school. But fraud is fraud, cheating is cheating–and boy howdy, does crime ever pay! If you’re in the education business, at least.

Do you have a nice, juicy pension to look forward to? What–you don’t? You probably aren’t an “educator.”