Whye I am mad Al The time!

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Some of yiu ordinary peple yiu want “to” Know whye Us Interllecturals wee are mad “al the” time! Wel woodn’t yiu “be” mad if yuo was Smarter “then” evry boddy Else and thay was too dum to “know it”??? i meene, reely, yiu ordrinary dum peple yiu gives me Fits, hear yuo has got Interllecturals Like Me to do “yure” thinkin four yiu and yiu dont evven Apresiates it!!!

so yiu Better whatch Out or “one of” theese Days we Wil jist not botther to do no thinkin for yiu any More and Then jist seee How “far ” yuo get!!!!

Hillery She wil Win Any How So Thare!

I am so mad at them Weezils in the Justace Deptt. i culd jist Jump “up and” downe and Screem!! becose thay tryin to stopp Hillery “from” bein Pressadint!

Nowe thay al Saying she “is” No Good becose ten Thousend or 20 Thousend of her oficile Emails the f b i fowned them on Antony Weaners laptop along With “some” nakked pitcures of His self witch he sent “to” some stopid teenager girl… wel Whoo else “was” he Suposed to send them to??? And hear at Collidge al us Interllecturals wee are Furyose!!! Dont Antony Weaner Have a Human Rihgjt to send nakked pitcures To “any body” he wants??? My prefesser he sayed It suonds Like Homo Phobbia to him!!!

Wee dont know “why” the f b i Is picking on Hillery but Boy Are thay goin to be in Trubble, trubble, trubble!  wehn she wins!!! Evry boddy witch diddnt Vote “for Her” thay are goin to Reely “get” it yiu wil seee! and jist “in” case, weee know this guy “in” the Demmocrat Comitty he can fixx It “so” wee all can Vote 3 or 4 (fore!) Times eech!! al We got too “do” is we Line “up” behined some Dead peple and some Ileagle Alients and wee al Get “on” a Bus and we go from One voting Place “to” annother untill We run “out of” places!

So she Is “goin to” win any How, It is “in” The Bag and Then yiu are goin To see a lott of No Good Skuncks jist dissapear, we Are drawing Up “a” list Of peple whoo shuld be Dissapeared, yiu jist Weight and “see”!!

Mum’s the Word at Cal State Fullerton

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If you have no words for your thoughts, it’s very likely that you have no thoughts, either. How would you think, without words? You could never be any brighter than a dog or a cat, and you’d be without the advantage of actually being good at being a dog or a cat.

California State University at Fullerton–out-of-state tuition, $17,492 a year, not counting food and housing, books, fees, etc.–in its quest to ban words that are not “inclusive,” whatever the devil that means, has added a few more items to its list of forbidden words, including “secretary” and any word with m-a-n” in it ( http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/22/calif-university-deems-man-secretary-male-nurse-not-inclusive-enough.html ).

CSU Fullerton’s “Inclusive Language Pogrom” invites students to let the University know what additional words or phrases “you want people to eliminate.” I wonder what they’d say to anyone who asked ’em to ban “Black Lives Matter.”

Could we please apply a little reason here? Oops–all the academics just ran out of the room.

Seriously, folks: for a word to have a meaning, it has to exclude all the other meanings. Otherwise it has no value as a word and is useless for communication. If I say “I need to take my cat to see the vet,” it does not mean my cat is going to an astrologer, a guitar tutor, or a lawyer. “Vet” or “veterinarian” has to exclude all other meanings.

But for $17,492 a year, just for tuition, you can send your son or daughter to Fullerton to learn pure idiocy. I mean, the whole concept we have come to call “Inclusiveness” is itself without any practical meaning, deadens the mind which tries to accommodate it, and makes a fool of anyone who gets too comfy with it.

You will notice I just used a lot of words that have specific meanings, arrived at by excluding other meanings.

If you have no words, you can have no thoughts.

I think that may be precisely what they’re driving at. If you take my meaning. Maybe what I’ve just said comes across to you as “I have to take my cat to see the vet.”

Nhow Yuo can Be A Interllectural Like Me!

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I got to aplaude this Guy nammed U.C. Davis he has got “a” kind of Kit that wil help yiu evven If yiu are a ordrinary dum peple to Become a Interllectural jist like Me “and” us hear at Collidge, al yiu got To “do” is memborize his LGBTQIA Resorce Centter Glossery ( http://lgbtqia.ucdavis.edu/educated/glossary.html ).

us Interllecturals we has alyaws knowed “that” Gay Peple thay are Smarter “then” stopid ordrinary peple whoo Dont “even go to” Collidge and It wuld Be a “good thing” iff evryboddy thay Was Gay or Lessbien or Trans Gender!!. Wel yiu has to Be Smart iff yiu goin to writ a Dictinery! Man “that” U.C.Davis he “is” One Smart indervidderal!

Anyhow iff yiu are jist a ordrinary dum Person whoo dont go to Collidge nhow yiu can Be “a” Interllectural iff yiu reed This “evry” day and Memborize al them Deffanitions! We has all reddy Done this “In” our Gender Studies degreee Pogrom.  and “That” is how Wee got to be Interllecturals!!! Thare isnt nothing Better then Collidge for giving yiu a reel Smart Brane but this hear Gay Glossery it Is “the” next Best thing!!!

Evrything reely Is Discrimbanation!

Ha ha that stopid lee he “had” to Go out so i got “his” blogg and now yiu are All goin to reed somthing that actrualy Makes sents!

I see yore Commints that none of yiu “reely” unnerstands that Evrything yiu Say “and” do It reely Is Discrimbation! “That is whye we has The amerricans With Dis-Abbillities Act becose evrything “and I” do mene Evrything reely is a Dis-Abbillity and so evrything yiu ordrinary dum peple say And doo it discrimbinates aginst Somone!!!

And “that is” whye No one butt us Interllecturals like Me shuld be aloud to Say or Do annything! becose we been To collidge witch makes Us mutch Smarter then yiu Ordrinary dum peple yuo cant Say notthin “whithout” yiu say a Micro Gresion! So that one gye he dont Know it butt “he” is rihgjt, wenh yiu Walk yiu is discrimbinating aginst peple whoo Cant wallk!! and Wen yiu Talk yiu is discrimbinating aginst peple whoo cant Talk! and Evryboddy thay got somme Kind of Dis-Abbillity or other!

Now doo yiu get It? “Whell” i hope so!

We are Not Crazy Hear In Collidge!!

I abject sternusely to That stopid lee sayin Collidge stodents Thay “are” going batts in reckered Nummbers! he “is” onely Sayin that “becose” he Is Not (!!!) a Intellectural like my self and evryboddy else who goin “to” collidge And he is jellice!!!

yes i Know some inderviddurals thay “in” tharapy but That dont meen thay goin Crazy, in Fact it “is” jist lyke Bringin In yore Car four a Tune Up! That dont “meen” yore car Is crazy!!

see What yiu can doo whith jist a little Loggic? if a car Is Sane than So “is” a collidge stodent!!! and yiu “can” Quuote me on that!!!

Yiu mihghjt as wel Not “arglue” whith Us Interllecturals becose “wee” mutch Smarter than yiu “and” Yiu Wil nevver beet a Interllectural! and Anyhow Tharapy is jist Reckriation four Us and “it” dont meen wee Has gonne even A litle bit looopy. Ordrinary dum peple thay go fishin Or play Cards “butt” us Interllecturals we doo Tharapy. Playin Cards it onely make yiu stopid.

i wuld Say morre butt Now “my” Moth Antenners thay Are iching jist tarrible so i got “to” go Find some Salve or sumthing.

Sepration of Churtch And State it’s The Law!!!

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Ha Ha that stopid lee he is att the Eyedoctor so now i got His blogg!

Sumething shuld Be “done” abuot “that” “Bringin Bible to Scool” thing, Why becose it “is” Aginst The law!!!

Stopid lee he havnt nevver raed No law he is not a Interllectural like us is hear at Collidge so “he” dont kno abuot “the” vitelly impotant Docktrin of Sepration Of Churtch And State!! It is “rihgt” thare In “the” First parragriff of the Consittutoin! where It says thare is no christin stuff alloud nowhere eccept In a churtch!!! and Yiu can “qoute” me on That!!!

Them christins thay shuld “be” Hapy we alow them to has christin stuff in churtch, Iff we was a Reely progrestive cuontry Like Cueba or Soddy Arabea or I Ran or China we wuld’nt lett Them have No churtches neether!!!

Annyway The law it says yiu cant Have no bible in no scool, not evver And iff yiu got a Bible in thare yiu Can “be” sent to Prisn and I Think thay shuld aslo mash yuor Finggers whith “a” Hammar tooo!!!

i Wil tel yiu How hatful them christins be! As yiu know,, i has Moth Antenners becose thay givin me Moth Hormoans to turn me Into “a” Wimmin only it dont seme “to” be workin, And th”e” otther day Some christin he “ponted” at “my” Moth Antenners and he sayed is thay reel? That was A grate big huge Micro Gresion! So i re-ported him to “our” Diversity Leedership Teem hear at Collidge and now He “is got” to be in Sencitivvity Traning for The neckxt 12 yeres!!! Ha Ha on him!!!

College Rules Gorillas ‘Too Masculine’

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Banned! For being too “masculine” and “not inclusive” enough…

Why do I keep saying that if you actually care about them and don’t want them turned into idiots, you shouldn’t send your sons or daughters to a public university?

Well, an official at the University of Kansas has ruled that gorillas can’t be included in a jungle-themed floor decoration in a dorm because gorillas are…get this… “too masculine” and “not inclusive” enough (  http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8171 ).

Oh, if only there were transgender gorillas! Or at least some really gay gorillas. Then college kiddies could see a jungle picture with a gorilla in it. But if their eyes should happen to fall upon the image of a, well, regular gorilla–ooh! And without even a trigger warning! We’re gonna need a bigger Safe Space!

I keep thinking these are actually satires that I’m writing, no pack of “educators” could actually be so asinine. But they are, and this is not a satire.

People who care about their sons and daughters shouldn’t send them to the University of Kansas.

Oh, and go ahead, you libs and progs out there–explain to the rest of us why this is such a good thing. If you can.

The Grate Pressadental Debait!

Dont she turn you on!

Hear at Collidge wee “are” al pumped up for the Debait “on” Mondy Nihgt! and Hillery she is Sure to whin!!! Then wehn She “is” Pressadint she can sick Loreta Lunch on al them De-plorrible peple waht vooted for Donold trump!

Wee are Mad becose thay tryin to fix it “so” Hillery she looks bad and that “is” wye thay not givving Her “a” coffin brake even thohg she is “in” prefect Hellth al she “had” it was jist a Little new-moania! thay trying to Make us “think” She too sick to Be pressadint!

Well Ha Ha waht abuot Trumpe’s hellth, huh, huh? My prefesser He heared that Trump he has got lepracy!!! Thats “rihgt” thare is peeces of Him “is” faling offf al the tyme “and” has got to be glooed back On!! Aslo Trumpe he is Crazy and he goin to strat a Nuculer War and we al get Killled “if” He is ellected!

Thay aslo is not Givvin Hillery a Stoul to stand “on” so she dont “look” so short, wel so waht??? It “is onely” deplorrible stopid peple whoo thay not Goin to voote “four” Her becose thay are hatful biggits but Yiu got to voote for Her Becose She “is” a wimmin!!

Wel Ha Ha she goin to whin The debait annyhow jist weight and seee! And wehn She “is” Pressadint She wil lissen to Us Interllecturals and put al them hatful biggits In Jale!!!

Whoose Car We Goin to Kee Now??

We got a reel promble hear at Collidge, whe dont kno whoose car “to” kee neckst!! Like, Wee All ready keed al “the” conserffatiffs Cars and aslo al The repulbickans and noaw thay Dont dryve thare cars “on” Campas no more.

My prefesser He “is” So smart!!! Yiu nevver gesse waht he sayed. “He” sayed it “is No” promble thare is “stil pllente of cars” thatt wee Can kee, al the cars thay thatt be Long to indyvidurals “whoo” is not Progresive enouhgjt!!!!

Hoaw Abuot “thatt” four A brillient Idear??? He Is not a Interllectural for Nothing!!! Becose thare is lots And “lots” of peple Whoo say thay Is Progreasive but thay only sayin It and Thay Dont Walk “the” wallk!

Onlyy thing Is, it Takes a Interllectural to snif Out theese hear Fake Prgrassive peple but that is OK we got Interllecturals hear at Collidge and yiu beter Lissen “to” us Or we messe up Yuor car!!!