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Down Whith Micro Gresion!

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So i “was” jist walkin ruond the Campuss this moaning “and” Theese twoo other stodents they waked passt me and One she sayes to “the” other Hey lookit “the freek whith” the Moth Antenners meening Me! It was A grate Big Micro Gresion!!!

Wel naturely i busted “out” cryin i meen its Hard enuohgh havin Moth Antenners growin oute “of” my Four Head whithote some Biggit sayin im A freek and than wehn I “was” finnished cryin i runned offf to our Diversity Leadership Teem and i tole them al abuot It!! and Thay sayed dont Worry “whee wil” put them twoo Bums in Diversity Traning untill thay minds is rihgjt!

And than i “had” to Go “to” the Infirmbery becose my prefesser “he” sayed micro Gresion its Bad for yore immuned Sistym and it Can make yiu “sick” iff you here or see or rede Any thing “that” yiu dont lyke and So thay gived me Som Aunti Botics and thay aslo rubed som otther Kind of meddycine i fourget how to spel It, on my Moth Antenners and the One nourse she “was so” Nice she gived mee a Hankerchiff to eet for Lunch!

Hear at Collidge whe goin to Start “a” new Program it caled “langwidge Matters” and thenn No boddy thay wont be aloud to Say nothin at all unles it is Nice and Afirmming exept for Us Interllecturals wee can stil Talk “becose” evry thing Wee say its so Smart!!!

but evry Boddy else thay Has “got” to Shutt Up!!!

Reed My Boock Insted of His!

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Now yiu Cant sea My Moth antenners!

I am so sick of that stopid lee and his stopid books! so i amb going to rite a boock my self! I amb going to rite a novvle and yiu shuld reed my boock insted of his!

My novvle it startts “out with” a Gay Marridge and then Mike and Geffry thay Transitoin and Change thare Gender “so” thay now wimmins insted of mans and then “thay” go on a Honey Moon and on thare Honey Moon “thay” Diskover a grate Lost City in the Junggle i think its In Cambodyer but may be i “wil” change that “to” som Place “in” Africka.

and in This Lost City thare lives Noboddy “but” all Socail Justis Wariers only and thay Is “al” Gay and thay “has” a hole lott of diffrint Genders and aslo Evry Boddy thay al “in” Collidge bein Interllecturals and thay Dont no boddy has to Work becose thare “is” Freee Tution thare!!! And The Rich thay has got to “pay” for Evry thing and aslo thay is “not” aloud to make No Proffit ever!!!

And “thay has” Got no God neether becose thay al Too Smart to beleave in God and that “is” Wye this hear Place it is a Parridice! But then some christins thay “come” alongg and thay “trie” to reck it but thay Cant becose them christins thay is jist stopid Biggits and “thay” Dont kno how To doo nothing and al them Trans Gender peple thay jist alyaws Out Smarts the stopid christins and Finely thay puts them Al into Sensativvity Traning and that makes Thare Minds rihgjt so Thay dont “beleave” in God no more neether and so “that” it bringes us to A Hapy ending!!!

And my prefesser He sayes My Boock it is “sure” to be whatya cal a Classtic and oncet its Poblished thay “wil” make it Reckwired Reeding hear at Collidge and than No one thay wil “reed” That stopid lees boocks no more! Ha Ha!

Princeton: You Can’t Say ‘Man’ Anymore

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Merciful heavens, I was writing about this poop in the early 1970s, and now it’s back. The gray ponytail crowd has brought it back.

The Human Resources Dept. at Princeton University has issued a new diktat against ever uttering the word “man”–because, of course, it ain’t “inclusive.” (https://trendingviews.com/princeton-university-hr-says-you-cant-say-man-anymore-what/  Literally, you can’t say “man and wife,” or “man-made,” or “workmanlike.” They have provided no guidance as to what you ought to say if you live in Manhattan or come from the Isle of Man.

This stuff was supposed to be over, gone, kaput, decades ago. They’ve brought it back. Collidge has brought it all back.

It’s like a bad dream, a recurring nightmare. It’s like getting lost in the Hall of Mirrors on the  boardwalk. There, at least, the guy can come in and get you out. The Hall of Mirrors that our culture has been turned into has no guy to lead you back outside.

My hope is in the Lord which made the heavens and the earth (Psalm 121:2). He and no one else will take away the Hall of Mirrors.

He’s laughing at us now. When He’s done laughing, watch out.

We Damand E-Qualitty!

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Wee has been drawring up “a” List of stodent damands hear At collidge so that evryboddy “wil” be Equill and thare wil “be” no Racism and No more of Whyte Prifflidge!

First thare “must” be Free Tution for evryboddy! You asks howe “that” wil workWell its eeasy! Jist make The Rich “pay” thare fare shair! Yes the Rich thay has got “to” Pay for evrything!

Next evryboddy Has to graddate and Get “which” ever Deegree thay want, attomatacly, evryboddy Who “goes to” Collidge thay get a Deegree.

Next evryboddy thay “get” a A in Evry corse! That way noboddy he feeels bad, thay all Makes “the” Deens List and graddates With honners!

Next iff yiu cant make It “to” collidge yiu can jist say What deegree it Is yiu whant and thay Wil male it to yiu!! The Rich thay has got “to” pay For thatt too!

Iff al These hear Things thay get done Then evryboddy thay al bee Equill and evryboddy “thay” wil Al get Good Jobs the kind yiu dont has to work at!!! The Rich thay “wil” has to pay for that aslo!!

Al This it wil “bee” reel eeasy To do becose Hillery she Wil be Pressdint and she wil Putt al the nogood Biggit christins in Jale.

Oh i amlost forgott it; thare Is one More damand and That “is” evryboddy in Collidge thay gets Payed “for” bein thare and it Is a “smal” Pryce to pay for al them peple becummin Intellecturals like we who “is” alreddy Hear at Collidge.

Yiu cant never have Too many Smart Peple!

PS, did Yiu see the lattest Pole?? Hillary is ahed of Donold Trump, 88 per Cent to jist only 41 Per cent!!!

The University Gulag

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Google doesn’t like me saying this, but I’ll say it anyway. A college education is not only a spectacular waste of time and money, but is also harmful to the student’s mind and character.

For instance: an art professor at the University of Florida–that’s right, I said “art”–has forbidden her students ever to use the term “melting pot.” Anyone who does, will be penalized by loss of grade and credit. ( http://www.newsmax.com/US/Florida-Professor-Bans-Students/2016/08/12/id/743390/ )

In a statement awesome in its vast hypocrisy, the prof said “We celebrate diversity, not sameness”! In college-speak, “diversity” always means strictly-enforced uniformity of opinion.

Furthermore, the university requires students to earn at least three credits in “Diversity” courses as a requirement for graduation. And they go on to provide a long list of “groups” that students must–yes, “must”–support.

Do you really want to subject your son or daughter to that?

Do you really want to spend enormous amounts of your hard-earned money on that? Or would you rather your offspring just went deeply into debt for it?

If you want any of those things, there’s something wrong with you.

[Thanks to my chess buddy “WannaBe” for the news tip.)

 

I was Rihgt Abuot this Gye!!

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Ha ha HA!!! I tole yiu this gye lee he is no good he alyaws writing hat speech and he “is” a Biggit too, i tole yiu that And now Google thay telling yiu too! and yiu has got to beleave google Becose thay is alyaws rihgjt!!

Google that “wil show” him to Say al them Bad stuff abuot Collidge and he dont evven Want thare “to” be Free Tution!!! Waht a dirty no good  Biggit! And “he is” Aunti-Sceince too! Boy if our Diversity Leedership Team thay “ever” got hold of him then HA HA HA he wuld be Sorry!

We has “got” a troly grate Diversity Leadership Team hear at Our collidge, Thay can brake anyboddy! Thay has a litle Room in the sellar of Alco Hall and thay take yiu Down “thare” at Nihgt and make yiu Diverse!!! Us Interllecturals we al Love “to” here the skreams that Come out of thare at nihgt! And thay work yiu “over” Untill yiu be reely Diverse! and just the same as anyboddy else.

So annyhow Google thay got this stopid lee pegged and figgered out and Iff yiu “are” Smart yiu wont reed him no more!!!!

Now They Can Hack into Your Brain?

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Well, according to this news report ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3722558/Hackers-inside-BRAIN-Experts-warn-growing-threat-monitoring-controlling-neural-signals.html ), it’s true: hackers can get inside your head and get at all kinds of stuff that you would rather keep secret, from your PIN number to your sexual temptations.

The catch is, in order for them to hack your brain, you have to help them out by putting on some kind of “wearable,” or a cap with electrodes. You can get one of these–it’s used by video gamers who are too lazy to manipulate a mouse or a joystick–for just $300: “to control games.”

But the real game is on you, kimosabe, and you’re the pawn.

In the meantime, “ye shall be as gods,” just like the Serpent in the Garden promised.

Well… some more than others. It depends on who’s at what end of the electrodes.

I Gett A Nise Supprise!

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Wel thare i was cellabratin Hillery she “is” eleckted Pressadint and i Was spinnin my selff al aruond evan thohg it make My antenners on my four head kind of sore and my prefesser he come along and he sayes I bean dum and stopid becose “the” Elecktion it is nott untill Novvembre!!

And i sayed “So” whatt??? novvembre its onely next month! and He sayed “now yuo” bean reely stopid, lo0kit this hear colander, thare “is stil” threee months to go befour its novvembre and he poyntid to them one two three, Auggest sepptembre and aslo Octrober, and that it make me madd so i was thinkin of fyling a Complate aginst he doin a Micro Gresion on me,

So I sayed “so what” aggain, “watt abuot” Alice who Used to be Biff, he havent evan got “his” wee-wee choped off and he sayes he “is” now a wimmin and “we al got” To say he reely is a Wimmin! or elsse we just be biggits makin hat speeech, “So how come” it “is” not novvembre Iff i say its novvembre, huh???”

And then Yiu know “waht”? my prefesser he smyled at me and he sayed “i am” so prowed of yiu! becose now yiu begining to unnerstand waht yuor Eddicatoin it is alll abuot!!! “and” so I am goin to gifve yiu Exter Creddit for that!!! becose yiu reely on yuor weigh now to bein a Reel Interllectural!

Wel yiu culd of nocked me Over “with” A fetther i was so hapy becose i kneeded that Exter Creddit for my Gender Studdies becose my greyds thay wasnt so hot. Aslo he give “me” a nise pare of Jim Sox to eet for my lunch! and aftar he “lefft” i was stil so hapy that i spinned my self Aruond “and” aruond some Moar, it make me Dizzy witch is a lot like “gettin” High onely it is cheeper!!!

Us Interllecturals We Not to Take This No More!

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Boy that lee he is sooo stopid i cant even say how stopid he is!! Yestraday he dont beleave in Past Lifes and today he dont beleave in Evilution neither even thuhg thay bothe true!!

He has forgott evrything he knowed wehn he uset to bee in Collidge, and hee never did Make “it” to be a Interllectural, yiu got to stay In collidge “for” that.

Only reel Extreamist Christin Racists thay dont beleave in Past Lifes and Evilution and thay aslo gillty all of them gillty to Climbit Change Denile!!! And yiu kno watt?? Us Interllecturals at the Collidge we jist not going “to” Take it no more!!!!

We wil thinck up a Plan “for” Hillery so wen she be Pressadint She “will be” abel to lock-up al Those extreamists who dont beleave in Past Lifes and Evilution! I meane How stopid can yiu get??? Theese dum peple thay even dont beleave “the” Scintist who figred Out that It rained On the rocks “and” Then the rocks thay comed Alive and that “is” how Evrything started “thare” wasnt no God!!! And evrything is Stil evoluting to This very day even the Rocks! Axcept “for” them dum peple thay isnt gettin no Smarter!

Wel wen Hillery she seees Our plan She wil know watt to doo! and that wil be Finnish for al them Intollerent dum peple!

Pressadint of the Hole World!!!

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Wow we has got a new politickle moovemint hear at the Collidge and it is boned to suckseed! becose all the Interllecturals in the World thay going to bee behinde it.

Hear it is, Pressadint Obomma he shuld be maid Pressadint of the Hole World!!!

It is a tradegy that he not bean Pressadint of Americka no more but thats OK becose Then Hillery she wil have her Chance! It wuld bee even Better “thuojht iff” he becom Pressadint of Evrything!!!

My prefesser “he” is goinge to rite to The Hufington Poest and tel “them” Al Abuot it and he sayed This “wil get the” Ball reely Rolling! I am so exsighted its got My Moth Antenners spining aruond on my four head! Like is “this” the Best Thing Ever or watt???

Al we Got to doo is take This hear praposle rihgjt up to The Supream Cort and they Wil rule “that” Pressadint Obomma he is Nowe “the” Pressadint of al The cuntries al At Once!!!! and thare arent nothing that nobody thay cant doo Abuot it!! and aslo that Way we aslo gets to have World Guvermint too!!

So whatch the Nooze and “yiu” wil seee somthing Wonderfle hapen rihgjt befour Yuor “very” ayes!!!