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Emory Students Freak Out Over “Trump 2016” Scrawled on Sidewalk

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Emory University, kind of a prestige school, has responded to a dire emergency by coming up with a new “campus chalking policy” regulating what students may or may not scribble on the sidewalk with a piece of chalk ( http://www.dcclothesline.com/2016/03/24/college-students-cry-and-call-for-a-safe-space-because-someone-chalked-trump-2016-on-a-sidewalk/ ). From now on, any little message chalked onto any temporary surface will have to be “pre-approved” by university bigwigs.

Yes–someone chalked “Trump 2016” on the sidewalk and the students went all to pieces over it. “I’m supposed to feel comfortable and safe here… I don’t deserve to feel afraid at my school,” whined one of the precious little flowers.

Gee–think they would’ve freaked out if the slogan was “Bernie 2016”?

I am at a loss to explain how so many of America’s young people could have been turned into blubbering crybabies in so little time. Donald Trump, they’re afraid of. Imposing a Stalinist chill on free speech, they’re not afraid of. Can it possibly be that these students–a word with increasingly negative connotations–really want to live in a world in which all opinions but their own are forcibly suppressed?

Let’s face it–there are too many colleges in America, too many professors teaching useless pseudo-subjects, and way too many confused young air-heads “studying” them.

This is not going to turn out well for America.

Prof Vows to Call 911 Every Day… to Report ROTC on Campus

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So you want to send your offspring to a university, do you?

What for?

Hey, here’s an idea–you could send ’em to the University of North Dakota and have ’em major in English. Then they could watch Associate Professor Heidi Czerwiec call the police every single day to report ROTC cadets drilling on the quad ( http://www.mrctv.org/blog/professor-vows-call-911-rotc-drills ).

Well, she has promised to call the cops every day. She used to call the kampus kops, but they had to remind her that ROTC was part of the university and they had no authority to shut it down just because it made her feel terrorized. At once point she even crawled under a desk.

And you wonder why every jihad-spouting punk in the world thinks it would be a piece of cake to conquer America.

Maybe your son or daughter could even sign up for one of the courses Heidi teaches. Her academic specialty is “Body Issues,” which includes “bondage and discipline”–you know, that 50 Shades of Grey stuff where you hurt each other and it’s supposed to turn you on.

Your tuition dollars at work!

Helpful hint: If your university has room on its faculty for anyone like Heidi, and room in its curriculum for the crapola taught by the likes of her, then your university is way too big and is taking in way too much money.

Scientists: Sexual Harassment Among Animals

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Scientists at the University of Exeter have figured out something no one ever thought of before: female animals are relatively dull and drab, compared to males, because that’s how they avoid sexual harassment ( http://www.drudge.com/news/196839/female-animals-look-drab-avoid-sexual ).

Otherwise nesting birds would be decorated with flashing neon lights. And soon go extinct, but never mind. It’s fear of sexual harassment that keeps female birds from resembling a Las Vegas casino.

But now scientists at Excedrin University are jealous of all the attention that their colleagues at Exeter are getting.

“Sexual harassment? Don’t make me laugh!” said Dr. Francis Dustmop, Professor of Scientific Stuff at Excedrin U. “Like, that is so nothing!

“Whereas we, here at Excedrin, have made a really important discovery!

“Ever notice that some birds got really bright colors, and other kinds of birds are just dull and boring? Betcha didn’t know that’s caused by… Income Inequality!” (Pauses to perform a cartwheel. Splits pants.) “Yessirreebob, the injustice of capitalism spills over into the natural world!

“Now that, my friend, is science! Those mental midgets at Exeter can take their sexual harassment and stick it in their ears!”

Meanwhile, scientists at Exorbitant University have discovered that some animals are larger than others because of White Privilege…

My Fokes Will Be Sarry!

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When Hillery is Pressadint my dad and my mom they are goin to get it but good, and my syster she gonna get it too.

I wentt home yestadday to tel them that my prefesser he sayed that ordrinary wite peple like them thay shuld ouhgjt to have to give up there houses to Undockuminted Migrains to make up for bein wite and having Wite Priflidge and thay are lucky, last weak at Harvord thay sayed wite peple males thay ouhjt to Kill themselfs! to make up for havin Wite Prifflidge.

So thare i was bein nice and givin them a Heads Up and my dad he grabbed me and he Put me over his knee and give me a Spankin! And then my mom and my syster thay got there licks in too. And then thay made me wach wile thay pullt all my pixtures out of the fambly foto alblums and tore them up and throwed them in the Fire Place!!    Dont “yuo ever” come bake heer or “we” will be chuckin yiu into the Fire “Place”! my dad he sayed. And my mom she sayed i was a Discrace to Her Woom, i dont know what she meen by that.

You ask why i dint cal the Police and have my fokes arested? Wel it was jist too embarassin! but i got to rite abuout it or i will Bust a Gasket.

It jist gose to show my fambly is a bunch of biggits and Haters and that Is what al Wite Peple is unlesss thay are Interllecturals like me.

Boy wil i lafgh at them wehn Hillery has them all Carted off to Re Eddication Camp!

Feminist Political Ecology, the Key to All Knowledge

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It’s not enough to apply feminist political ecology to the scientific study of glacial melt, as suggested recently by a schlemozzle at the University of Oregon, for which Uncle Sam paid him some $400,000 ( http://leeduigon.com/2016/03/09/when-irresistible-humbug-meets-immovable-crapola/ ). Indeed, all fields of knowledge need a good dose of feminist political ecology, according to former big-league baseball player Wally Schang, now a professor of Intellectual Studies at Sorehead State University.

“If we’d a had feminist political ecology when I was playin’ ball, we wouldn’t of come in last, all them years,” said Professor Schang.

But what, exactly, is feminist political ecology?

“Well, now, that there’s a easy one to answer,” said Schang. “It’s a feminist perspective on political ecology, drawing on theories from post-structuralism, feminist geography, and cultural ecology–”

Whoa! Feminist geography? What the dickens is that?

“Oh, we use different maps with different names on ’em, and the continents are in kinda different places,” the professor explained.

“Now, a big part of this is linkin’ gender hierarchy with environmental degradation. More feminism, less degradation. I remember once, back in ’16, I was tryin’ to explain that to Connie Mack and he just hit me over the head with my own catcher’s mask. Things was less open-minded, a hundred years ago.”

Sorehead State is planning to establish a full Dept. of Feminist Political Ecology, Schang continued, but until that can be arranged, the Dept. of Intellectual Studies will continue to offer courses in Feminist Political Ecology, with extra credit awarded for shrieking and screaming.

“Our big project right now is tryin’ to help Hillary Clinton get elected president,” Schang said. “Heck, I used to vote for guys like Big Bill Taft and Harding; but ever since that big piece of my brain fell out in 1977, my mind has been just right.

“We can’t get folks to have their brains surgically removed. But I reckon sendin’ ’em here to Sorehead State’s the next best thing.”

Interllecturals Suport Hillery!

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Hillery is Pressadint! Yeippee! Wel thats waht i thohjgt wen she won al them elections on Seuper Teusday but then my prefesser he sayed they was jist Primeary Elecktions and that dont count.

Wel than howcome that dont count “i asked” and he sayed that thays sort of lik the frist raond of a Torniquet and the reel Elecktion it is in novrember and thats wehn Hillery wil Beat! that Natsy Darnold Trumpt who has steeled the Repulbican Nommanation.

Oh i cant wate!! Wehn she is Pressadint that is wen al us Interllecturals wil reely come into ore own! becose than Hilllery she wil alyaws take Our Advise and yiu better jist Wach Out! Becose nobody wont be aloud to say or do or think or writ bad Hatful things no more and al them stopid peple who voted repulbican thay wil get theres but good! Thare wil be specle Camps for them whare thay better get thare minds rihgjt or Elsse!

Oh i hop i can git my Gender Studies degreee wile Hillery is Pressadint.

Yestidday i got me anether shot of Moth Hormones so the exspearmint its stil going on but i dont think its gong to give me Femail Chromasoames lik thay thuohjgt it wuld, it jist growed these Feelers or Antenners hear on my four head and thats wyh i Ware a hatt al the time. But on the Plus Side I can ete hankerchiffs and thay tasting reel good latly and i lik the Blue ones best.

Ordrinary Peple Shuld Shutup!

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Ha, ha, that big dop went out somware so i got his blogg.

Im sick and tyred of al that Donnold Tromp bisness and al those ordrinary dum peple mouthin offf aginst thair leeders, they so stopid and thay dont know nothing who do thay think thay are??

Thay got al angree abuot how leeders runnin the countrie and thay got no rihgjt to be mad! Epsecialy wehn thay mouthin offf aginst Hillery and John Kery and most of al our Glurious Pressdent O’Bomma, waht nerve!

Do yiu wanta know whye these here leeders is so smart, its becose thay got us Interllecturals to tel them whats smart!!! Thay is Smart becose thay lissen to The Inteligencia, which is us hear at Collidge and the Unavarsity. Them ordrinery dum peple whye dont thay jist Shut Up and do What their Told?? Thay shuldnt even be aloud to Vote anyhow, epsecialy the ones Who got Wihte Prifflidge thay shuld not vote.

Wehn Hillery is Electred Pressidint i hop she puts Tromp in jale and al them dum peple who Voted for him it ouhgjt to  be Aginst The Law to vote aginst her becose that is onely Sexism.

if yiu wanta be even Half smart yuo must lissen to interllecturals and do watt we tel yiu.

Dum Peple Who Arenot in Collidge

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Wold yuo beleave it, that stopid lee his whife she crying for yung peple who gots al nosetallgick for Old Time things thats way older than thay is and how culd thay miss somthing that thay never seen? and she says its so sad boo-hoo! that these hear yung peple missed out on beter times that wil nevver come again.

Well istnt that jist stopid! It jist gose to show how dum peple are if thay are not in collidge getting Smart . As a interllectural, i kno that those Old Times thay were horibble! No Gay Maridge, no trans Peple,  yiu culdnt get a bortion, no Rapp Musick, no Micro Agresion, and al that loesy christinitty with Churches and stuf–And hardly nobody went to collidge back then so thay was alyaws short of Interllecturals and thay didnt have noboddy smart to tel them watt to do! but then allong come The 60es and my prefesser he sayes The Country it started to wake up then and now we got way more Smart Peple.

That stopid lee he is vacuming and it makin me hongry and i founed some nice Hankerchiffs yestredday i think i wil ete them now.

De-Construckting White-Ness

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That dop lee is out bying shoos, so i am hear with great news!!

Over at North Westren Univarsity thay have started a programb of Work shops thay cal it De-Construcking White Ness it is prat of there Socail Justice Educatin (http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/26279/ ) . If yiu are Wite you go into the programb and has to anser Questoins like “Waht is my Role in doin anti-racist Work?” and “Wye do I has to feeel gilty abuot Being wihte?” i dont kno what hapens if yuo anser them Wrong, i think maybbe you get beat up.

So anyhow hear at ore own Collidge we got a new programb jist lik that one onely better becose it is al fore yeares and everbody whose Whit have got to take it al fore yeares and it is caled “I Am A Dirty Racist,” it is al abuot Micro Agresion and hat speech and if you Wite yiu cant get a Degre in nothing withot unles yiu take this hear corse and you have to Cary books and stuf for all the Minoritty Stodents and cal them Sir!

I am extempted from the programb becose they shooting me ful of moth Hormoans as an exspearmint and anyhow i am all ready a interllectural becose i been in Gender Studies 5 yeares now and my prefesser he rote me a note sayin i am OK becose im not reely White anymore i am like 15% Insect or somthing.

Wel, us interllecturals we do Work up a Appitight doin al the Work of frunnamentally Trans forming Americca, so exccuse me wile i eat these here gloves thay are not badd with ketchup and mapple sirrup.

Dont Nock Sceince!!

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My prefesser he sayed a reely wize thing today, he sayed anyone who dont beleave in Sceince shuld ouhgjt to be put in a Camp or else maybbe get shot.

I meen how can yiu dout Sceince wehn its alyaws true??? In fact only facts of Sceince are true! Evrything els is jist somboddy’s Opinnion and yuo can tel that becose they is no Proofe for anythin like that. Hear in the collidge us interllecturals al know that and everboddy else shuld jist shut up!

Now thay saying thare is a lot of sceintiffic Fruad and that when my prefesser he sayed that wize thing. It aint Fraud he says wehn yiu teling dum ordinary peple What Thay Neede To Here!!! And i am gladd he sayed that becose al this bad talck abuot Sceince it made my antenners spin aruound until it hurt! They gived me another Shot of moth Hormoans last night and i am stil sore. but i got to do it becose my folks thay wont pay no more monny for me to be in Collidge and this way i get to stay for free as long as thay doin exspearmints on me.

Wel It aint Fraod if a interllectural is sayin it! or a sceintist! and yiu shuld al jist get that threu yore heads!!