The Way They See It (Saints Preserve Us)

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We watch a lot of British comedies, mostly from the 1980s and 90s. And I can’t name a Britcom that didn’t take pot shots at Margaret Thatcher. She was prime minister for 21 years, 1979-90: but to hear the TV writers tell it, no one voted for her, no one liked her, no one had any respect for her–

Wait a minute!

Today in America, to hear our media tell it, no one voted for Donald Trump except for a tiny handful of white supremacists, no one likes him, no one has any respect for him, he’s universally despised and loathed…

Do they really believe that?

Maybe liberals have gotten so accustomed to winning by force that they’ve forgotten how to argue or persuade. Your newsroom has an editor who’s a Republican? Fire him! There’s a conservative in your faculty lounge? Just chase him out!

One night on the phone, some years ago, I was telling a liberal about a certain sex education textbook. He insisted the book did not exist. “But I have it right here on the table, in front of me,” I said. But it didn’t budge him.

As Joe Biden said, “We choose truth over facts!” That’s for sure. They ought to save it to put on his tombstone.

I wonder now: Are there a lot of details in a liberal’s mental landscape that simply aren’t there in real life? That would explain both their ideology and their behavior. Really–how could you possibly swallow the Green New Deal unless you were delusional?

Yeahbut, yeahbut, yeahbut! What about all that stuff we learned in college???

The prosecution rests, your honor.

Do You Believe This?

Do you believe this is really Gibberin’ Joe Biden on that bicycle? I don’t. Behind the mask and shades, it could be anybody.

For one thing, you really don’t need a face mask while riding your bike outdoors. For another, we know that a lot of our leading politicians have body doubles. And for another, we aren’t flaming idiots.

The scuttlebutt is that Gibberin’ Joe is coming apart at the seams, both mentally and physically. His actual appearances do much to reinforce this belief. And then, out of the blue, he’s scooting along on a bike like its Breaking Away? He goes from at death’s door to Mr. Fitness in the blink of an eye?

I mean, OK, you could try to do it, and good luck to you. Most adults eventually find out how easy it is to get out of shape and how hard it is to get back in. They could’ve shown Biden taking a little walk about the block: that would have been at least borderline believable. But no–they’ve got to go straight to the bike-a-thon.

That people like this can even aspire to be president is a shame to us.

 

Whatsername: No Criticism Allowed

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(I think I’m going to be sick…)

Are you ready for some nooze? Are you ready for some politics? But it’s something I suppose we must endure.

Now that Gibbering Joe Biden has selected Whatsername as his running mate, a gaggle of big-name Democrat women have laid down the law to Our Free & Independent News Media as to how they’re to be allowed to cover this candidate (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/we-will-be-watching-you-dems-put-media-notice-avoid-racist-tropes-such-angry-black-women).

Does any group of twaddlers have less self-respect than the American nooze media? They’re already 100% in the bag for Democrats, and yet they grovel on the floor when these DNC fat-heads lecture them about “using racist tropes” like “angry black woman”–would it be okay to suggest that her “anger,” like the rest of her, is phony?–and warning them that “We intend to collectively and individually monitor coverage… we will be watching you.”

Oh! And if you mispronounce her name, that makes you a racist. Maybe I’ll just call her Schmendrick.

I remember Hillary lecturing the media on how they were to cover her, and they groveled to her, too. Sheesh! Was it that long ago that Tim Russert had Joe Lieberman on Meet the Press and actually asked the guy some tough questions–so tough, that Lieberman got up and left in the middle of the show? Did that really happen, or did I dream it? Certainly can’t imagine it happening today! But in those days, Democrat Immunity had not yet gelled as a constant in our political life.

America will never be safe for as long as the Democrat Party remains in being.

 

Just for Joe, Retool Your Vocabulary

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You can learn some really surprising things, if you listen to the nooze media.

On Friday I learned that the queer things that Joe Biden says are not wrong, are not stupid, not loopy, not condescending nor insulting, not packed full of bile, not ignorant, not racist–hell’s bells, they’re none o’ those things. They’re just… inartful. “Awkwardly expressed,” sez Wikipedia, “but not necessarily untrue.” I can’t believe I got by for 71 years without that word.

Today I learned that Dodderin’ Joe is not suffering from a cognitive decline, not visibly drifting into dementia. Nope! None of those things are happening. What you see and here is… only a right-wing conspiracy theory! A guy who has a nooze show says so, so it must be true.

Honk if you believe either one of these assertions. And keep honking till they come for you.

‘Ridin’ with Biden’?

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Someone sent us this on Facebook last night. Can you think of anything more pathetic?

Really, the slogan ought to be “Hidin’ with Biden,” to capture the essence of him hiding in his basement. “We are dedicated to making Joe Biden the 46th president of the United States.” Hair-raising.

Then again, if you like rioting, race hustling, sweetheart deals with China, dirty dealings in Rumania, and total Far Left Crazy every hour of every day–well, this has got to be your guy.

How we could have sunk to this…

An Even Bigger ‘Mandate’ Coming?

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Maybe he could rob a 7-11 on his way to the White House

Government never gets big or powerful or intrusive enough for Democrats.

Presidential candidate Joe Biden and Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi have both called for a “federal mandate” compelling all Americans to wear face masks in public (https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/28/nancy-pelosi-calls-for-cdc-to-mandate-americans-wear-masks-amid-surge-in-coronavirus-cases.html).

The “mandate” would be imposed by the Center for Disease Control.

So much for government by our elected representatives, with public hearings, debate, voting, and all that old stuff. Last I looked, no one at the CDC had been voted into office by anyone.

Biden said that he, if he were president, would “require” all Americans to wear the masks. Did you know a president could do that? I certainly didn’t.

We are told by the fake nooze scribes at CNBC that face masks sure as shootin’ hamstring the old COVID-19 and anyway you ought to wear them to show that you… “care.” About something other than your personal liberties. CNBC is in the bag for this.

But of course you don’t need to wear a mask or practice “social distancing” if you’re doing something really “essential,” like rioting to “protest” imaginary systemic racism. The Death Virus will know your heart is in the right place and won’t bother you.

It’s what the lib crowd calls “Science,” these days.

‘The Vice President of Gomorrah’ (2014)

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As vice president, Joe Biden wanted to lean on defenseless African countries to force them to adopt “gay rights.” Now he’s running for president, and millions of people are going to vote for him. That is a mystery.

The Vice President of Gomorrah

This is a new kind of imperialism: put the sodomites in the driver’s seat, or we’ll starve out your country.

But as president, Biden and his playmates may be too busy annihilating what’s left of America to bother with picking on Africa.

To paraphrase Biden himself: If you’re supporting Biden, you ain’t a good person.

We dont Kneed no Stinkin Branes!!

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They Don’t Care Who It Hurts

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Auditioning for the remake of “Dracula”?

Former Senator Chris “Waitress Sandwich” Dodd has joined the committee to select Gropey Joe Biden’s running mate (https://nypost.com/2020/04/30/biden-names-committee-to-select-2020-campaign-running-mate/). It’s kind of an important choice because Joe is already out to lunch more than half the time and could conk out within days of his inauguration, thus making his vice president the president.

Biden has declared that his vice presidential pick will be a woman or “a person of color.” (Do “trans-women”–aka “men”–count?) Like, those are the qualifications that matter above all others.

Do these people understand what a president is, and what a president does? (Hint: No. Or if they do, they don’t care.) Do they think the election of a President of the United States is like a high school popularity contest? Do they think every identity group deserves a shot at being represented by the honcho in the White House? “Like, okay, we just had a woman of color as president, now we have to have a gay man with a speech impediment…” So are they saying any woman can be president? If not, then what the dickens are they saying?

When it comes to the Democrat Party, the only thing you can be sure of is that they want power and will do just about anything to get it. And they don’t care who they trample, getting there.

So You Want to be President?

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No, I’m not nominating Rocky Bridges for president. I just want to quote him.

Rocky once said there are three things that everybody in the world thinks they can do: run a hotel, manage a baseball team, and write a book.

To this we must add, “And be president.”

Is there anyone, at any given hour of any given day, who does not know what the President of the United States should do? “The president needs to do such-and-such, right now!” “Here’s what the president has to do…” And so on. It must be the easiest job in the world. And if not, well, you’ve got an infinite quantity of advice.

How easy? Doddering Joe Biden promises to name a woman as his running mate, who will become president if Joe gets elected and then conks out. It sounds like a little more than half the people in the country, in Joe’s opinion, are fully qualified to be president. And that’s Rocky in the background, sagely nodding his head.

Can you imagine being president and actually trying to take all the advice you get?

If that doesn’t give you the horrors, nothing will.