Tag: climate change scam

Screwing Around With Creation

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The earth is the LORD’s, and the fullness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein…   –Psalm 24:1

Check out this tweet from Dr. Mercola.

What we have here is a lot of self-anointed ninnies, with way more power than is good for them, attempting to stop “Climate Change” by blocking sunlight from reaching the earth. President SloJo says he’s “open to the idea,” and Bill Gates and some other zillionaires are dumping money into it. What could possibly go wrong?

Yeahbut, yeahbut! We shall be as gods!

(Oops! We started another Ice Age and suddenly the Northern Hemisphere is uninhabitable. Sorry about that!)

I mean, really–is the rest of the world supposed to just sit there grinning while we sod around with the atmosphere? Like, it’s their atmosphere, too, isn’t it?

To say nothing of the inherent blasphemy of the whole idea.

Dr. Mercola says they’ve been doing this for 70 years at least, trying to control the weather. Sooner or later they’re bound to stumble into a disaster.

Again we pray: confound them, O Lord!

Memory Lane: Hot, Hot, Hot!

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Cute Chihuahua in a Hammock Outside in the Sun on a Hot ...

Now that “Pride” seems to be wearing out its welcome, and assorted boycotts are taking effect, it looks like Woke Inc. will try to take advantage of our current heat wave and hoist Global Warming/Climbit Chainge back to the top of their doomsday list.

They want you to be astounded and terrified of hot weather in July.

I remember lounging in the hammock in my grammy’s back yard, drinking root beer and reading Archie comics, as the temperature crept over 100 and stayed there–all week. Just a few years ago, trying to write outside and giving up when the temperature hit 112. And oh! Those hot summers of my childhood! Which was before anyone had home air conditioning. We couldn’t have survived without wading pools.

There have always been heat waves in the summer, there always will be, and no amount of ferocious taxation and truly daft restrictions on our day-to-day activities will ever change it. It’s only Democrats and globalists looking to put a leash on us, looking to control our lives. Because they have a perverted lust for it.

Remember the New Ice Age that they were all gaga about in the 1970s?

Could we have a new government, please? One that does not refuse to recognize its limits?

‘Bill Nye, the Death Guy’ (2017)

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Bill Nye, The FOOD Science Guy! «

One man’s “science” is another man’s snake oil.

Hey, wouldn’t it be great if all us old folks just fell off our perch and left behind a world full of defenseless young minds for the likes of Bill Nye to play with?

Actually we haven’t seen much of him lately, have we? Has he gotten what he wished on others?

Bill Nye the Death Guy

There is no one as anti-human as a humanist. We do we flood our airwaves with ’em? Why does anybody care what Bill Nye says?

(Note: I see that now that COVID has subsided, they’re piling back onto the Climbit Chainge Express.)

Jane Fonda: Jail White Males for Climbit Change!!!

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“White males, eh? You need to buy some poisoned apples, Janey!”

Q: How do you tell a leftist has gone senile?

A: What do you mean, “gone”? I thought they were born that way.

Jane Fonda, who used to be somebody, got the troops stirred up at the Cannes Film Festival the other day by blaming “white males” for a supposed “climate crisis” and calling for them all to be arrested and imprisoned (https://nypost.com/2023/05/30/jane-fonda-blames-white-men-racism-for-climate-change/).

It’s the end o’ the world, it’s white males’ fault–Women, Minorities Hardest Hit–and, by the way, “there would be no climate crisis if there were no racism,” because, ya see, “it’s all connected…”

Did I just feel the earth move under my feet?

We’ve only got seven or eight more years to escape Doom, Fonda the Sage drivels. “They’re all white men behind this.” But not white women. Anyway, it’s sort of a Unified Field Theory of Far Left bellyaching–climate, race, homophobia, transphobia, phobophobia, income inequality, finding hairs in your soup–

Enough, already. Someone lead this old nag out to pasture.

Kerry Babbles: There’s Too Much Food Being Produced!

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John Kerry says US farmers must radically transform food production to meet 'net zero' emissions goals by 2030

A mummy in search of a pyramid

Gee, remember “world hunger”? John Kerry doesn’t. No: the ambulatory mummy, now SloJo”s “Climate Czar,” sez we gotta “radically transform food production” if we’re ever gonna hit the goal of Net Zero (https://thepostmillennial.com/john-kerry-says-us-farmers-must-radically-transform-food-production-to-meet-net-zero-emissions-goals-by-2030). I think Net Zero was in a Japanese monster movie, but don’t quote me.

Yowsah, yowsah, forget about “Climate Change”–we’ve got a Climate Crisis, Kerry babbles. And we’d better solve it pronto, because… “15 million people a year are dying” from Global Warming/Climbit Chainge. What crap.

His solution: us plebs had better get used to doing without household amenities like gas stoves and eating s*** grown in the lab… and bugs! Lots of bugs. While he shambles into his private jet and takes off for Davos for another bowl of nightingale tongues.

Man, I was in high school when this gork started pissing on our country. He’s been at it ever since. Democrats keep giving him high posts in the government. They only do it because they hate us.

Yeah, yeah, hum baby! Let’s cut back on the world’s food supply! We can make it up with bugs and grass and tree bark. But again, that’s only for us common people.

When do we get to boot this evil shyster out of America forever?

Kerry: Confiscate Farms

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Too bad it wasn’t a vacuum cleaner.

How to capture, in words, the hypocritical vileness that is John Kerry? I’m not sure I can; but maybe his own words can.

This America-hating Far Left fossil, who was almost president once, says the federal government just might have to confiscate farmlands and put the farmers out of business… To Save The Planet From Climate Change, of course (https://tunerbn.com/hypocrite-john-kerry-declares-war-on-us-farmers-govt-farm-confiscations-not-off-the-table/).

Nope, confiscating farms is definitely “Not off the table,” the crawling worm said at the ongoing “Climate Summit.” Under one scenario he entertained, farmers would either have to sell their land to the government or be removed by force.

This is why we have the Second Amendment, our God-given right to bear arms. Take the land from my cold, dead fingers, Lurch!

Oh, but they’ll sic the military on us!

And maybe the military, rather than make war on their families and neighbors, might just turn around and bite The Government in the ass.

Listen, Lurch. I don’t care what they do in Holland or anywhere else in Europe. We have a Constitution that says you cannot do that here. What you need is a damned good flogging, confiscation of all your assets in America, and perpetual banishment–if you come back, we shoot you.

St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland.

Who will drive them out of Washington?

[P.S.–Yes, I know the equation: No farms = No food= Human race dies out. That’s probably not off the table, either.]

Next on Worry List: NYC Sinking into Oblivion

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NYC is sinking under the weight of its buildings: geologists

As if things weren’t already bad enough, now some geologists warn us that New York City is slowly sinking into the earth at a rate of 1 or 2 millimeters per year (https://nypost.com/2023/05/17/nyc-is-sinking-under-the-weight-of-its-buildings-geologists/). Don’t sign any long-term leases.

Let’s see… hmm… Experts say New York’s buildings, over a million of ’em, weigh some 1.7 trillion pounds and that’s why they’re sinking. Some 8.4 million people will be increasingly at risk from flooding, hurricanes, and giant monsters stirred up by muclear tests. Yeah–they couldn’t tell the story without bringing in the whole Climate Change book of verses. It’s your fault, people! Trying to live like your betters–no way! Quick, confiscate the gas stoves and the air conditioners!

See? They can never just report a scientific finding. They’ve always got to add a lot of BS bells and whistles which makes the whole thing sound like ca-ca. Then they throw a tantrum ’cause we don’t believe them.

‘Curses, Foiled Again! No Sea Level Rise for New York, Washington, D.C.’ (2016)

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WASHINGTON DC, USA - WASHINGTON, DC - A flooded waterfront along Hains Point and the Washington Channel (with Southwest Waterfront in the background Stock Photo - Alamy

If only we’d paid higher taxes!

Well, we don’t have to shed crocodile tears for New York (“glub-glub-glub!”) and Washington, D.C. capsizing (“Man the lifeboats!”) on account of rising sea levels due to [trumpet fanfare] Global Warming, now repackaged as Climate Change.

Curses, Foiled Again! No Sea Level Rise for New York, Washington D.C.

Gee, imagine the FBI going underwater before they can spy on any more parents who object to local school board policies. Imagine Elizabeth Warren and Chuck Schumer fighting over a set of water wings.

Unfortunately, the sea level did not rise and all the predictions were baloney. New York and Washington are still here. You decide whether that makes the country better or worse off.

‘Global Warming Wackos: “Terminate Industrial Civilization”‘ (2015)

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Wanna save The Planet? Well, nine years ago, on New Zealand TV, this jidrool from Arizona had the answer:

“Terminate industrial civilization,” lock, stock, and barrel, throw it all out! It might lead to a quick die-off of the whole human race… but hey, we’re gonna go extinct anyway, right?

Global Warming Wacko: ‘Terminate Industrial Civilization’

I have a category on this blog: “Governed by people who hate us.” This really has to change, and we’ll be sorry if we can’t put a stop to it. Evil crackpots in government can do a lot of mischief!

And evil crackpots on TV are just as bad.

Snowstorm? What Snowstorm?

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It’s gotten so every single day features at least one catastrophic, apocalyptic weather forecast on YouTube.

Yesterday it was “Two to four feet of snow!” predicted for Portland, Oregon. So much for Global Warming. (Oh? Sorry, I forgot–it’s “Climate Change” now.) I mentioned it to a guy in the Chinese restaurant who happened to have his computer working. He found the forecast in seconds. “Holy cow!” he said.

I wanted to write about it today; but as of this morning, that Doomsday weather report has vanished without a trace. There are still reports from a month ago about the snowiest day ever recorded out there in The Workers’ Paradise. But the one that was supposed to happen last night or today–nope, nothin’ here, don’t know what you’re talking about.

You know, it’s very hard to take weather forecasts seriously when they just sling around this disaster-movie humbug on the odd chance that maybe once or twice it might come true.

And there they are, fretting about “misinformation” on YouTube. Yo, ho, ho.