‘How Climate Alarmists Lie and Cheat’ (2019)

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They will not stop until they’ve taken everything you have.

Now that it’s absolutely A-OK to lie and cheat for what you want, especially at other people’s expense, Climbit Change has come back in a big, big way.

How Climate Alarmists Lie and Cheat

They want to enslave us. There’s really no other words for it. WEF No. 2 Yuval Whatsisname calls the majority of the human race “useless eaters” who have to be pacified with drugs and video games until The Elite can decide what to do with them.

Once you start tolerating lying and cheating, it springs up everywhere.

Oh, Boy! ‘Climate Justice!’

10 Photos of President Mugabe's Mansion in Zimbabwe

What “foreign aid” bought for Zimbabwe–the Presidential Palace!

The United Nations Dictators’ Club wants the “rich” countries to fork over $2 trillion a year to pay for “climate justice” and, ultimately, “climate reparations” (https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2022/11/08/u-n-tells-rich-countries-to-pay-2-trillion-a-year-for-climate-justice/).

Gee, where do we line up to pay? “We’re glad you asked that! Well, there is going to be transfers of funds to… poor countries! Oh–and China will be exempt from having to pay.”

Ah. “Poor countries.” The main thing that makes countries poor is bad government. Evil government is even worse. So what we are proposing here is massive handouts to totally corrupt Third World dictators who will spend the money on themselves. We only say this because this is what always happens.

If America had any self-respect, we’d quit the U.N. and kick their headquarters out of New York.

‘Doubling Down on Global Warming’ (2013)

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Big Government can take us here!

It’s been almost ten years since I wrote this, but the only thing that’s changed is the label on a package full of nothing. Nobody says “global warming” anymore. Now it’s “Climate Change.” But it’s still nothing but scare-mongering to grow the government.

Doubling Down on Global Warming

Yeah, yeah, guys–come 2047, or whatever year you’re going with today, we’re all as good as dead. And all because we stupidly tried to hold on to our freedom! When everybody knows the only government that can save us is absolute government, free from any and all restrictions.

Here’s to a new world inhabited by wandering transgender vegans living a 12th-century lifestyle and dying off at the age of fifteen.

What’s With Britain?

How Private Jet Emissions Affect The Environment

All is not tickety-boo with the Mother Country. At least, that’s the message I’m getting from these two nooze stories.

After being in office for only a month and a half, Prime Minister Liz Truss is out, resigned, sayonara, kaput… Shortest tenure ever for a UK prime minister. I wonder how many times she was able to send her laundry out.

Meanwhile, London Mayor Sadiq (“Jihad is just a part of city life, so grin and bear it”) Khan has jetted 7,000 miles to Brazil to discuss…[trumpet fanfare] Climate Change! Yowsah! Look how those plebs are killing the Planet with their toilet paper and air conditioning! I’ll do something about it as soon as I jet back to London and burn up another 7,000 miles’ worth of jet fuel.

P.S.–We won’t mention British police forces “enforcing laws” that they think should be on the books… but aren’t.

Vandalizing Great Art Will Fight Climate Change!

Image: TOPSHOT-BRITAIN-PROTEST-CLIMATE-ART-VAN GOGH

Better obey them or they’ll trash your paintings!

Da-yam! How we gonna totally get rid of fossil fuel in time for winter?

Ooh-ooh, I know! Vandalize great works of art!

So that’s what a couple of activists did! They went to the National Gallery in London and threw a can of tomato soup at Van Gogh’s Sunflowers (https://www.nationalreview.com/news/climate-activists-vandalize-84-million-van-gogh-painting/). Then they glued their hands to the wall and harangued everyone who wanted to see a freak show.

The painting, protected by a sheet of glass, was not damaged. Someday those dindles are going to figure that out.

But in the meantime, how do you get them dum peple out there to bow down to the Climate Change crowd and do away with… well, with modern life. Live like 12th-century peasants. Don’t worry: activists, politicians, and celebrities will still have all the electricity they want. This business with the paintings is aimed at you plebs.

Oh, how persuasive! Like, as soon as some Stochastic Domestic Terrorist Who Uses Fossil Fuels sees a famous painting vandalized, he can’t help but think, “Well dog my cats! Looks like them climate activists are right! Here, help me get rid of my air conditioner… And then we’ll get rid of the car…”

Is our civilization headed for the scrap heap?

‘Gore: Global Warming Caused Brexit’ (2017)

Al Gore warns severe weather will 'get a lot worse' without climate action  - ABC News

Vice president of the world!

We haven’t heard much from Al Gore lately. Did he finally choke on his money, or OD on his own propaganda?

But in 2017 he was still lecturing the world.

Gore: Global Warming Caused Brexit

But one thing hasn’t changed. The global government/citizen of the world crowd still sees “climate change” as their ticket to ride. Throw in a pandemic or two, and you’re halfway home.

LA Times: ‘Climate Change’ Fuels ‘Extremism’

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Don’t let Climate Change do this to you! Vote Democrat!

Libs in big-city California are astounded that “people in rural California dislike and distrust the rest of us” (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4096630/posts). And although these peasants–oops! meant “people”– in rural California say it’s Far Left stupid moron policies and holier-than-thou rhetoric and virtue-signalling that turn them off… well, you know how they lie!

“The risk of right-wing violence,” burbles the Los Angeles Times–

Wait. Stop right there. “Right-wing violence?” We should just take that as a given? Well, gosh, there is no left-wing violence! And if there is, it’s totally justified!” Blah-blah. Anyway, “Climate change [another given that we’re supposed to accept without question] is fueling extremism,” declares the noozepaper.

See how far out they are? They literally can’t conceive of their insane and disastrous policies making people angry. Sanctuary cities for illegal aliens, sidewalks full of hypodermic needles and human feces, crime rate though the ceiling, mandate this and mandate that–oh, no, who could possibly object to that?

Must be the global warming sun baking their brains!

This garbage is from a newspaper. The purpose of a newspaper is to provide information. But they don’t know how to do that anymore without warping, suppressing, or magnifying that information to push their Far Left politics. They are incapable of telling the truth. And they don’t know anybody but other stupid leftids. They understand nothing. They see no reason to try.

Pelosi Loses With Four Aces in Her Hand

Actress Priyanka Chopra Jonas introduces Nancy Pelosi onstage at the Global Citizen Festival on Sept. 24, 2022.

You’d think that if there were any place where a Far Left Democrat bigwig could go to get the red carpet treatment, it would be to New York City… and something called “the Global Citizen Music Festival” in Central Park.

Well, Nancy Pelosi went. And she got booed (https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/nancy-pelosi-booed-at-nyc-global-citizen-music-festival-in-central-park/).

Crikey! How does a big-time leftid get booed at anything with “Global Citizen” in it? It’s like losing with four aces in your hand. Shouldn’t happen! Was Pelosi too far left for this crowd? Or not far enough? Go figure. Damn, she even gave ’em a Climate Change Spend-a-Thon pep talk! And they didn’t like that, either.

There are no “global citizens,” and it would be a political tragedy if there were. Thanks, Big Bro, but we like our countries and we want to keep them! And I don’t want any Far Left nudnick from Iran or China or Mars having any say in what happens in America. I realize they’ve already wormed their way into many of our institutions, where they make decisions for us that are in their interests, not ours. They need to be cast out.

It does beat me, though, what they found not to like about Pelosi. San Fran Nan has been doing as much as anyone to turn America into a socialist basket case. Oh, the ingratitude!

Are liberals grown so obnoxious that they cannot stand each other or themselves?

Study Finds ‘Zero Evidence of Climate Emergency’

The main lesson here is not “science,” but common sense.

In the absence of evidence, we should stop squandering our money on stupid “climate change” gimmicks and policies. Otherwise the money won’t be there when we need it!

Bird-killing “wind farms,” acres of solar panels filled with all sorts of toxic stuff we don’t know how to dispose of, inane restrictions on economic activity–we are wasting labor, thought, and money!

The international study cited by Sky News deplores the “naive belief in immature climate models” when the data shows… nothing! No emergency. No major changes. Nothing but the normal variations.

But that’s not how you rake in tax moneys and endow the government with undreamed-of power over people’s lives, is it?

And that’s what “Climate Change” is all about.

‘Deplorable People Have Too Many Babies’ (2016)

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Mosquitoes suck our blood. Leftids suck away our posterity.

Go ahead, ask any Climbit-Change-spouting liberal–do regular, normal people have too many babies? Betcha you can guess what they’ll say.

Deplorable People Have Too Many Babies!

With the way the Far Left Crazy has been pushing abortion, puberty blockers, transgender surgical mutilation, it’s a wonder we have any babies at all. What are they going to do when there are no more normal people’s children left for them to propagandize and parasitize?

But then most parasites wind up killing the host, don’t they?