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Is Biden Just an Old Caligula?

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First this, a tweet made by SloJo during the 2020 campaign:

“Vladimir Putin doesn’t want me to be President. If you’re wondering why… it’s because I’m the only person in this field who’s ever gone toe-to-toe with him.” (https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1230998887298564096).

What did that instantaneously remind me of?

This!

Here we have the insane Roman emperor, Caligula (John Hurt–greatest role he ever played), returning to Rome after staging a war against Neptune, god of the sea–which of course he claimed to have won, because he, too, is a God (it’s complicated). Then he displays the “loot” he took from Neptune: piles of sea shells. And Caligula chortles: “Loot from old Neptune! He won’t be in a hurry to take me on again!”

How delusional is Biden? Can he actually believe, even in his wildest fantasies, that Putin has any fear of him, or any respect for him? Not after Afghanistan, he doesn’t. No one does. “America? That’s where the top general in their army spends all his time worrying about white privilege and Climate Change–nothing to fear from them!”

When ya gonna give Iran nuclear weapons, Joe?

The Lord has a reason for giving us leaders like this. We had better find out what it is.

Heating Up the Rhetoric

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We enter the Capitol just as Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Republican from North Carolina, addresses his colleagues.

“[T]he sons and daughters of America are not foot soldiers for your party’s inept, geriatric despot. They are not expendable pawns to be dispatched at the whims of an idiot” (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4035099/posts).

So much for reaching across the aisle. At least we’re getting some honest passion.

Are we to risk a war with Russia in defense of the national borders of Ukraine, while here at home, the IGD and his crowd encourage aliens to violate our borders, put them aboard chartered planes and buses, and scatter them to hiding places throughout the country? What about our borders, sunshine?

Oh, you’re a Democrat. You don’t care about our borders.

What they’re doing on our southern border is nothing less than the purposeful subversion of our republic, and worthy of the strictest punishment. What they want to do on Ukraine’s border is anybody’s guess. The IGD has been known to be erratic.

The characters who, uh, govern us today… We must have sinned something fierce, to deserve them.

‘President Hillary’–A Warning Or a Nightmare?

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The Mummy Returns… a horror movie, or nooze?

Wayne Allen Root warns us of a Democrat plan to “install” Hillary Clinton as president, bypassing all that messy business with elections and such (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4016597/posts).

Here’s how it works. SloJo Biden is tapped out, he’s over; but first they’ve got to get rid of Kamala-la-la-la. So they buy her off for, say, $25 million and she resigns “for personal reasons.” Hillary Clinton, possibly the most detested politician in America–and that’s saying a lot!–is appointed vice president. And then, for another $25 million, China Joe hangs up his spikes and heads for greener pastures. And voila! The most corrupt woman in the Northern Hemisphere is President of the United States!

Who needs elections anymore?

And in 2024, Root says, the Democrat ticket will be Clinton… and Michelle “No-Show Job” Obama! With her $4,000 sneakers paid for with your tax money.

I will count backwards from 10 and wake up in a very uncrowded movie theater…

The Weding ‘Of’ The Centchurie!!!!

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Did He Really Say… This?

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(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.)

So now we have video of a man whom our nooze media call the president saying, and we quote, “My butt’s been wiped.”

What?

Of course, now the Dems are saying that he never said this, the sound got distorted somehow, he isn’t really ga-ga.

If he did say it, it has nothing to do with anything that was happening around him at the moment. He’d just come back to the White House after a weekend at home in Delaware.

So who wiped his butt, and when did he wipe it? To paraphrase Richard Nixon, “Your president is not a kook.” Except he is.

Do you honestly believe that this dotard who spent the whole campaign lurking in his cellar really and truly had 80 million people vote for him?

Let’s see the rallies, Joe.

And that’s all I’m going to say about this–hardly in the best of taste.

A Book for Our Time

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Reading nooze reports of Joe Biden’s erratic carryings-on, I found myself wondering, “Is this a chapter from Suetonius?”

It is to the early Roman historian Suetonius that we owe our picture of the Roman emperors as corrupt, bloodthirsty, hopelessly mad, silly, and a disgrace to their country. Maybe you never read Suetonius and don’t know anyone who has; but most of those juicy imperial scandals came down to us through him. Caligula claiming to be a god, Nero fiddling while Rome burns, Tiberius’ island of total debauchery, Livia poisoning practically everyone–all first recorded by Suetonius.

You can easily get a translation of his book, The Twelve Caesars. It makes for very lively reading! It’s impressive that Rome managed to survive these first dozen emperors, most of whom had more than a few screws loose.

Boy, is it easy to imagine Suetonius writing about Joe Biden! The Dodderer-in-Chief would fit right in. He and Claudius could have a woolgathering contest.

Note: If you’ve ever watched and enjoyed the PBS series, I, Claudius, know that most of the characterization and dialogue there comes from Suetonius more than Robert Graves.

God help us, our country is living out a chapter from Suetonius…

National Day of Prayer–Without God

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The Babbler-in-Chief

It was the annual National Day of Prayer last weekend, and as usual, we had it proclaimed by our… well, they’re calling him “president.”

And y’know what this patzer did?

He made a National Day of Prayer proclamation without any mention of God (https://www.foxnews.com/us/biden-omits-god-from-national-day-of-prayer-proclamation)! Just a lot of flop about “our many religions and belief systems” and “the power of prayer.”

Dude! Pray to whom? Or what? Okay, this guy forgets a lot of things; maybe he forgot God.

And what is any “power of prayer” without God? Is it some kind of New Age magic? What was this alleged president talking about? Like if we all get together and pray for the same thing, it happens? That’s not prayer! That’s hogwash. Does he think prayer is our power? Some kind of incantation?

But what else can we expect from a man who never misses a chance to describe himself as “Catholic” but never skips a beat when it comes to promoting abortion and transgender? The latter two seem to be the only things he never forgets.

O Lord! This ungodly government has been imposed on us without our consent, against our will, and over our objections. We have not forgotten you! Our prayers are to you and no one else. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

New Drug Makes You a Deep Thinker!

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New from Bustem Labs! “Profunditol” (TM) will turn you into a deep thinker rivaling the greatest philosophers and scientists of all time!

Accidently discovered while pursuing research into hair restoring creams, Profunditol’s effects were immediately apparent. “You eat a bowl of it, or put a couple of scoops of it on a sugar cone, and take it like it’s ice cream,” explained company janitor Sid Viscous. “It tastes terrible! But it’ll make you smarter in a hurry. Look at Joe Biden: he takes it every day.”

So does Violet Crepuscular, “But she’s now too smart,” said Viscous, “to do an endorsement for free.”

Profunditol is expected to transform the human race into vast multitudes of scientists, philosophers, artistes, and vagabonds.

Ask your community organizer about it today!

Biden Plays Jai Alai!

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At great personal risk, our secret correspondent has smuggled this video out of a closely-guarded vault–a video of “President” Joe Biden playing the undoubtedly strenuous sport of jai alai.

He’s the one with the black stitching where he split his pants.

All that time he was supposedly hiding in his cellar, The Big Guy was playing jai alai. Which makes us wonder why the Democrats took such pains to make it look like he’s always at death’s door and about to spill all that’s left of his marbles all over the carpet.

He also likes to climb trees, said another source. “If he sees a tree he likes,” said the source, “well, no one can  stop him–up he goes! Just like a squirrel.”

To which we hasten to add… April Fool.

 

They Mean For Us to Lose Our Liberty

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My friend wrote something about “living in a self-governing republic.” I emailed him,”What makes you think we’re living in a self-governing republic?” “That’s a good question,” he replied.

The issue of our time is this: Do we keep our liberty, or lose it?

Democrats are betting that we lose it.

King COVID has given them hope that they’ll soon be able to wipe out our liberties altogether. China Joe came on the air this week to tell us what we’ll be “allowed to do”–“Allowed?” Did he said “allowed”?–once we’re all vaccinated. Somehow the idea of it being our choice to get vaccinated or not has simply fallen off the table. Will we still have a choice? And maybe, just maybe, if we’re good little peasants and do whatever the lord of the manor says, we might be allowed to have some kind of mini-get-togethers for the Fourth of July (https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/03/11/in-first-speech-biden-lectures-americans-about-what-they-are-allowed-to-do-n2586145).

The CDC, he said, “will continue to provide official guidelines on what you can do in the workplace, places of worship, your friends,” etc. “What you can do.” The government will decide what you can do. “We will issue guidelines on what you can and cannot do when fully vaccinated.” Again, it goes without saying that you will not be able to choose not to be vaccinated.

Self-governing republic, eh?

But of course, once you’ve mastered the art of stealing elections, you can do anything you want. They’ll never be able to vote you out.

They’ve taken from us everything but our prayers.

Oh Lord our God, avenge us.