In Case Hillery Cant Be Presedent

My prefesser he let me out of collidge today jist so I coud do this blog, that other guy he aint here.

We are all uppset becose the vast rihjtwing conspricy trying to put Hillery in jail. Whot is al this stuff about her emale server and whattever? Like who cares? They say she sold classafide infomation to forrin countries jist for money. Well so whatt?? What she suposed to do, give it away?

My prefesser he says we got to be reedy to elect somone else in case Hillery dont make it, wich wuld be a tradegy. Ther are so many goood ones out ther its hard to make up yuor mind. Gore and Kerry and Byden and Rosy Odonnel.

But the one I lik best is Elizzabeth Waren. She is a women and it is time we had a wimman presedent. She is also directly distended from Pokemon. Now they tel me its not Pokemon but Pokerhauntus becose they didnt have no video games in them days. I dont know, Pokemon is a old game, they miht of had it then. But anyhow Elizzabeth Waren is not just a wyman, she also is a Naitive American, thy called them Injuns in thos days.

This prode distendant of Pokemon was the first to say You Dint Build That, and now everbody who is a interllectural we al say that. Its too bad Presedent Obomma cant jist keeep on being presedent, but he can onlye have three terms so now it got to be someon else. Elizzabeth Waren she wil be jost great!!!

Well now I got to get back to collidge and studdy for the next Gender Studies quizz. I got exter credit for goin by a churtch and leting air out of them peple’s tires, but I stil need to get at leste a D on this here quiz. Yuo cant be a interllectural if you going to flunk al yuor corses.

Planned Parenthood and the Babies That They Don’t Abort

These are not ordinary lollipops. These are “condom lollipops,” or “edible condoms,” of the kind handed out by Planned Parenthood to kids in public schools. Bon appetite.

It has never been Planned Parenthood’s plan to abort every baby. If they did that, they’d eventually have to go out of business–no one left to abort.

So what do they have in mind for the babies who never have a date with the abortionist? Well, that’s where Planned Parenthood’s role as the nation’s leading purveyor of “sex education” comes in.

The idea is that the live babies are to grow up to become customers of Planned Parenthood ( see, for instance, http://adflegal.org/issues/sanctity-of-life/beginning-of-life/investigate-their-plan/key-issues/creating-customers ). Everybody knows this except the nooze media. And our public educators conceal it from the public.

Do you know what Planned Parenthood “sex educators” do? Betcha don’t. But one of the things they do is to hand out “condom lollipops,” aka “edible condoms,” to children. More specifically, to the children of those parents who obstinately ignore all the news and all the warnings and just keep on sending their kids to public school because it gets the little blighters out of their hair for the day and, besides, they think that public school is “free” because it’s paid for out of your taxes instead of obliging you to write a check.

Come to think of it, every year Congress hands over to Planned Parenthood some half a billion of your tax dollars.

I wonder how much PP spends on edible condoms.

Think there’s no such thing? Just search for “condom lollipops” and see how many hits you get.

Planned Parenthood, public education, the nooze media, pwogwessive judges, etc., are all big-time culture-wreckers.

But any list of culture-killers must include the parents who send their kids off to the other culture-killers to be “educated.”

This Just In: University Punishes Student for Criticizing ISIS, Rioters

[The university will punish you if you say anything against what’s going on in this picture.]

Texas Christian University has lowered the boom on a student who used his Twitter page to criticize the Islamic State and the rioters in Baltimore ( http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/08/03/university-punishes-conservative-student-for-anti-islam-tweets.html?intcmp=hpbt4 ).

As punishment for his “crime,” he has been sentence to 60 days’ “community service” (once known as penal servitude), plus “sensitivity training” ( invented by communists during Red China’s Great Cultural Revolution), plus having to go see a psychiatrist because, obviously, he must be stark, raving mad if he doesn’t like murder-happy jihadists and home-grown rioters.

Good news! They left out the firing squad.

How much did he and his family pay for him to go to TCU?

Betcha the “Christian” in the name fooled them, big-time.

I wonder what his punishment would have been if he’d tweeted critical comments about Christians, America, or capitalists.

We, the People of the United States, in Order to… secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity…  —Preamble to the United States Constitution

They were kidding when they wrote that–right?

The Real Threat to Our Children

Yes, I know, I ask this question every summer: Where the blazes are the children? It’s a beautiful, sunny day, there’s no school in session–and no sign of any children, anywhere. The playgrounds are deserted. No kids fishing at the pond.

So where are they? Well, obviously they’re all indoors. Why are they indoors?

Mostly because people believe it’s horribly dangerous for kids to be outside, and anyway, “unsupervised play,” once known as “childhood,” is against the law. At least, there have been many news reports of parents jailed–yes, I said jailed–for allowing their children to play outdoors without supervision.

But when you read the laws, you discover that this is not what they actually say. The laws say you can’t leave a child alone in any situation where he might face an imminent threat of harm. If you were to let your two-year-old toddle into Main Street with all the cars whizzing back and forth, you would clearly be guilty of negligence.

Police, government bureaucracies such as “child protective services,” and spiteful neighborhood busybodies interpret such laws very, very loosely, so that virtually any situation involving a child  being a child can be construed as perilous, requiring really tough intervention. Thus an 11-year-old boy shooting baskets for an hour in his own back yard is deemed to be exposed to harrowing danger because his parents weren’t home yet (they got stuck in a traffic jam)–so the cops arrested the parents, threw them into jail, and even strip-searched them, and the boy was separated from his family for a month ( http://leeduigon.com/2015/06/18/another-incident-to-shame-america/ ).

Hot dog.

Of course, there is real danger to our children, a genuine threat: but you won’t find it on suburban playgrounds.

Check out this public school classroom at Redwood Heights Elementary School in Oakland, California. The disreputable individual teaching them that “you can be a boy one day and a girl the next, depending on  how you feel,” is a “gender coach” ( http://www.massresistance.com/docs/gen/11b/CA_trans_elementary/index2.html ). He teaches “gender fluidity,” yatta-yatta. No more male and female, no more boys and girls–that’s that old-fashioned, oppressive, heterosexist “binary gender” stuff.

Public education is a threat to children. That’s where they’re in danger–from the wicked hogwash stuffed into their heads by way-the-hell-out-there teacher unions and crack-brained “education theorists.”

There’s no need for the pedophiles to be lurking behind the bushes next to the swing set.

Not when they can get jobs in sex education.

Coed Blows Her $90,000 College Fund

You’re not gonna believe this ridiculous story ( http://finance.yahoo.com/news/a-college-student-blows-inheritance-bert-show-205833329.html ).

A girl’s grandmother left her $90,000 to pay for her collidge eddication, so she can become a interllectural. Unfortunately, the coed is now out of money. She appeared on a Georgia radio talk show recently to schnorr for money and blame the whole thing on her mother, who, she said, should’ve taught her more about budgeting.

She’s going into her senior year and there ain’t no money left for the tuition. Seems she pissed it all away on various nonsensical capers, including a luxury trip to Europe.

If you read the news story (see the link above), be sure to notice that none of the interviewers asked this silly person what she was doing in college in the first place. No one asked her, “What’s your major?”

This is what happens when every ninny has to go to collidge. Ninety thousand smackers: she could’ve bought a house. By the way, she doesn’t want to work to make up for the shortfall. That, she said, would be embarrassing.

So we don’t know what she was there to study. Women’s Studies? Global Warming Studies? Basket weaving? All we know is, she poured ninety thousand bucks down the drain.

Higher education–hot dog!

Oregon Schools Offer to Change Your Kid’s Sex

I guess the bigwigs in Oregon’s public schools were jealous of neighboring Washington’s schools implanting IUDs in sixth-grade girls without their parents’ knowledge or consent (See “Yet Another Outrage,” July 4, 2015). So of course they had to top that.

And they have. If you’re a 15-year-old in Oregon’s public schools, you can get a sex-change operation without your parents’ knowledge or consent , although presumably they’ll find out sooner or later (  http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/07/09/oregon-allowing-15-year-olds-to-get-state-subsidized-sex-change-operations/ ). So there, Washington–put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Heckuva surprise to come home to, after a hard day of work. “George, please drink this. I have something I’ve got to tell you. Our son is now a daughter… Yeah, the school did it. Two weeks ago!”

As one satanist idiot explains, this thing has to be done without telling the parents “because the parents might not be supportive.”

I’d like to know what parents do when they find out.

Nothing? They do nothing? Just keep on workin’, keep on payin’, keep on watchin’ TV, and send little Petunia, formerly Jimbo, off to collidge to run up a $200,000 debt while earning his/her/whatever’s degree in Gender Liberation Studies?

A people as tame and cowardly as that deserves to be enslaved.

Politrical Correctness is Good for You

That other guy isnt here right now and I come to do his blog because he was in collidge so long ago, he has forgot how to be a interllectural. And my prefesser he says you stopid uneducatted peple out there better stop complaning about politrical correctness becuse it is good for you and yuo are too dumm to aprechate it.

Like take the Confrederet Flag for instants. Everbody who wants to see it is a racist bigot sexist homo-phob who hates imniggrents. It was the Germen’s flag in the War of 1812 when the Black Panters abollished slavry and the nazis they tride to suceed from the Union. I learnt all that in hi school.

You dumm peple who arnet in collidge, you dont understan what politrical correctness does and why we got to have it or else there be Global Warming! My prefesser he explanes it perfickly clear. If we dont let nobody say anything bad, then nothing bad will hapen. So we are tryin to take all the bad out of the world, and these here conserfitiffs they want to stop us becase they are for all the bad things and a lot of them are ingnorent Christins.

So if you cant see the Confrederet Flag, then you cant think any Confrederet thoughts. See how simple that is?? I dont see why you dumm peple dont just shut up and let us interllecturals do whats best for you. My prefesser he says this wont never end until everybody and every one is Gay, and all of us here at the collidge we cant wait to see that hapen, so there!!!

Driving Children Crazy

And this is a good idea because…?

What would you say if your local public school told the kids that cross-dressing will be, on certain days, compulsory?

Aw, c’mon, that’d never happen!

But it already has happened. In Italy. Italian parents are organizing to protest it ( http://dailysurge.com/2015/06/italian-parents-protest-forced-cross-dressing-in-elementary-schools/ ). The Red Pope took time out from Global Warming to protest this abomination.

See, the compulsory cross-dressing for the kiddies is based on “guidelines” from the European Union, which in turn is based on “sex education” guidelines drawn up by the  United Nations World Health Organization, WHO–as in “WHO addled our children’s minds and morals?”

It seems the aim of this is “to overcome gender stereotypes.” Uh… why? Why do lib’rals get so turned on by boys in dresses?

But let’s put the blame where blame belongs–on the backs of parents who continue to send their kids to public school, despite the blatant wickedness of public education.

Just keep on denying and denying there’s a problem, right up to the day your son says to you, “Call me Caitlyn.”

The University: Where Young Minds Go to Die

Hey, remember Janet Napolitano–Big Sis, former head of Homeland Security? Well, she’s now president of the University of California, and she’s come out with a big new list of things that no one will be allowed to say in any UCal schools ( http://nypost.com/2015/06/15/the-dont-you-dare-say-that-drive-for-campus-diversity/ ).

The stated goal is to produce “diversity” through enforced uniformity of thought.

For instance, Big Sis opposes what she calls “the myth of meritocracy,” so there will be a taboo against saying “I believe the most qualified person should get the job”–because that’s wrong, that’s bad, and it really means “People of color are given extra unfair benefits because of their race.”

Hmmm… You mean they aren’t? Never? What was Affirmative Action all about, then?

Big Sis has been handing out tracts with titles like “Tools: Recognizing Microaggressions and the Messages They Send.” You remember “microaggression,” right? ( http://leeduigon.com/2015/05/12/how-liberals-make-human-life-unliveable/ ) It’s virtually anything you say or do or think that some liberal doesn’t think you should be allowed to say or do or think. There is to be no microaggression throughout the UCal chain!

This era of history is an embarrassment. Authority figures, from the lowliest idiot teaching school to the most exalted fat-head in Washington, hand down ridiculous lies and promote crazy policies. They tell lies that even a simpleton should be able to see through (like “Bruce Jenner is now a woman”), and when they get caught lying, they just keep right on lying like nothing happened. If they’re left-wing liars, they know the nooze media will cover for them.

But as for everybody else, down there among the great unwashed…

You miserable peasants don’t even know you’re racists and homophobes and cissexists and whatever, everything that comes out of your mouths is microaggression, so just shut up!

They won’t be satisfied until they’re able to sew our mouths shut.

Whiny Students Demand Warning Labels on Literary Classics

At the start of the 2014-15 school year, which we’re just finishing now, collidge students throughout this great land demanded “trigger warnings” be posted on books of literature, textbooks, or any other kind of potentially upsetting material that might send a poor, defenseless student spiraling into post-traumatic stress disorder. At my own alma mater, Rutgers–they’re always trying to hit me up for money, and I always say no–some budding interllectural called for a warning label to be slapped on to The Great Gatsby on account of its “gory, abusive, and mysogynistic violence” ( http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/18/us/warning-the-literary-canon-could-make-students-squirm.html ).

Please don’t stop to consider how the same people who grow up playing Zombie Holocaust every waking moment turn into dainty little drips who can’t read The Great Gatsby because it might be too scary for them.

This has caught on at various universities, nationwide. At the U. of California, Santa Barbara, the student government formally demanded that “trigger warnings” be placed on all sorts of reading material.

You don’t know what a trigger warning is? Don’t blame yourself. The term was invented only recently and is only used by morons in the academic world. Not at all surprisingly, the warnings “have their ideological roots in feminist thought,” according to the New York Times. Of course.

Oberlin College published a guide to trigger warnings, containing this jewel of wisdom:

“Triggers are not only relevant to sexual misconduct, but also to anything that might cause trauma… racism, classism, heterosexism, cissexism, ableism, and other means of privilege and oppression…”

I wonder which is worse–cissexism or ableism?

But here’s the kicker: someday, blithering idiots who know all about cissexism and ableism, and can go rattling on about them for hours, will be old enough to vote and hold public office. They will become the next generation of teachers, noozies, lawyers, judges, and bureaucrats.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.