Tag: 2016 presidential campaign

Miracle? Has a Clinton Spoken Something That Was Not a Lie?

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Campaigning for his wife, former horndog President Bill Clinton lashed out at “the awful legacy of the past eight years” ( http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bill-clinton-awful-legacy-8-years ).

Normally if a liberal accidentally tells the truth, he levitates three feet off the ground, his head spins 360 degrees, and smoke comes out of his mouth.  In shock and awe, noozies remarked that Clinton “appeared to be” criticizing President Barack “I Love You, Castro” Obama. But some of them quickly convinced themselves it was only a slip of the tongue (heh-heh), and what the accused rapist was really doing was slamming the Republican Congress, which did not exist for the first two years of the community organizer’s presidency.

What’s goin’ on here? Mrs. Horndog faces an indictment or two, the FBI is poring over her documents–is Mr. Horndog trying to get her thrown in jail? Or have they been privately informed that yes, there really will be indictments coming right up, and Willie’s outburst was a genuine temper flareup?

And wouldn’t it be absolutely wonderful if our two major political parties totally destroyed themselves?

China Warms U.S.: Don’t Elect Trump

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How about that? The world’s largest remaining communist country–in fact, China’s more fascist than communist, anymore, but they do still have that hammer and sickle on their stationery–has warned the American people not to elect Donald Trump as president, or else.

An editorial in the Chinese government-controlled Global News compares Trump to Mussolini and Hitler–but Chairman Mao was worse than either of those two–calls him “racist and extremist,” is really, really mad at him for promising to retaliate against China’s currency manipulating practices, and wraps it up by calling him a “rich narcissist.” Well, we’re sorry, comrades, but we can’t seem to get any poor narcissists to run for president. But you don’t seem to mind the narcissist we’ve got right now.

Now, does all this work out to a roundabout Red Chinese endorsement of some other candidate? Which one do they want to be president, and why don’t they just come right out and say so? Come on–which of the other candidates gets that coveted Communist Chinese endorsement?

What? We don’t need a Red Chinese endorsement, when we’ve already got the New York Times?

Hey, maybe we could whip up a quick treaty that says no future president of the United States can be inaugurated without Red Chinese approval.

I know, I know–don’t give the Democrats ideas.

Our Ruling Class: One Big, Happy Family

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I don’t hold with those who say there’s no difference between Republicans and Democrats. Behavior that would cause a candidate to be shunned and despised by Republican voters will win him big points with Democrats.

But that’s just us groundlings. Once you get high up into the political stratosphere, the two parties merge into a professional political class that takes care of its own, always, and has interests that usually conflict with the American people’s interests. Guess whose interests are served first.

I’ve come around to the belief that a Hillary Clinton presidency, disastrous for America, would be tolerated easily by the Republican leadership–at least tolerated, lived with, and worked with to their mutual advantage. Probably even welcomed. Because when all is said and done, both H. Clinton and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell are members of the same big, happy family that always looks after its own. The people are its prey.

Far be it from me to tell anybody how to vote in this scorched-earth Republican primary. Let me just say this:

Our country’s permanent, professional political class is the source of all our country’s ills and will continue to damage her for as long as its members are allowed to feast on her. Sooner or later they will turn America, forever, into something she was never meant to be–something that will be very, very bad for us but very, very good for them.

Let this guide your vote.

Because if we don’t get this vote right, we won’t have many votes left.

What Our Political Campaigns are Really Like

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For a moment there, I thought this was a video of our 2016 presidential campaign–scavengers fighting over a carcass.

Then I remembered that the carcass of America is still a little bit alive, whereas the one in the video is entirely dead.

The Dirtiest Political Ad Ever

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It’s true that the 2016 presidential campaign is shaping up to be one of the dirtiest ever, what with all the filth being thrown at Donald Trump, for one. And wait’ll he starts throwing it back. But many of you are too young to have experienced the 1964 campaign pitting President Lyndon Johnson against Senator Barry Goldwater; and so you missed this, which may well be the dirtiest, most low-down political ad ever shown on TV.

Here we have the Johnson campaign blatantly suggesting that if Goldwater is elected, he will start a nuclear war which will kill the poor little girl and everybody else, ka-boom, game over. So vote for LBJ if you want to live!

And of course they wound up so disgusted with LBJ and his handling of the Vietnam War that he had to step down rather than get knocked down at the 1968 Democrat convention.

‘Trump’s a Nazi’: You Saw It First on Fawlty Towers

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Consider the prophetic quality of this bit from Fawlty Towers, filmed back around 1970.

Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), having abused, neglected, and insulted his hotel guests past the point of no return, spins around and blames them for everything. He is especially angry with the American guest who called him out for his incredibly shoddy and incompetent service.

Kind of like Donald Trump has called out the Republican establishment. If they had a hotel, it would be Fawlty Towers.

And wouldn’t you know it? Basil, berating his guests, goes on to say, “This is exactly how Nazi Germany got started!”

Ooh! Decades later, Trump and angry voters are blamed for the prat falls of the GOP–and they’re calling his supporters “Nazis” because they raised their hands, and Trump is “Hitler” and “Mussolini,” and so on.

I haven’t seen such irrational hatred of a candidate, and heard such pure venomous twaddle spouted about him, since poor Barry Goldwater in 1964 was accused to wanting to blow up the world. The Democrats actually ran a TV ad claiming that mushroom clouds would spring up all over the world if Goldwater were elected.

If these bums are so afraid of Trump, there must be something good about him.

Interllecturals Suport Hillery!

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Hillery is Pressadint! Yeippee! Wel thats waht i thohjgt wen she won al them elections on Seuper Teusday but then my prefesser he sayed they was jist Primeary Elecktions and that dont count.

Wel than howcome that dont count “i asked” and he sayed that thays sort of lik the frist raond of a Torniquet and the reel Elecktion it is in novrember and thats wehn Hillery wil Beat! that Natsy Darnold Trumpt who has steeled the Repulbican Nommanation.

Oh i cant wate!! Wehn she is Pressadint that is wen al us Interllecturals wil reely come into ore own! becose than Hilllery she wil alyaws take Our Advise and yiu better jist Wach Out! Becose nobody wont be aloud to say or do or think or writ bad Hatful things no more and al them stopid peple who voted repulbican thay wil get theres but good! Thare wil be specle Camps for them whare thay better get thare minds rihgjt or Elsse!

Oh i hop i can git my Gender Studies degreee wile Hillery is Pressadint.

Yestidday i got me anether shot of Moth Hormones so the exspearmint its stil going on but i dont think its gong to give me Femail Chromasoames lik thay thuohjgt it wuld, it jist growed these Feelers or Antenners hear on my four head and thats wyh i Ware a hatt al the time. But on the Plus Side I can ete hankerchiffs and thay tasting reel good latly and i lik the Blue ones best.

Ordrinary Peple Shuld Shutup!

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Ha, ha, that big dop went out somware so i got his blogg.

Im sick and tyred of al that Donnold Tromp bisness and al those ordrinary dum peple mouthin offf aginst thair leeders, they so stopid and thay dont know nothing who do thay think thay are??

Thay got al angree abuot how leeders runnin the countrie and thay got no rihgjt to be mad! Epsecialy wehn thay mouthin offf aginst Hillery and John Kery and most of al our Glurious Pressdent O’Bomma, waht nerve!

Do yiu wanta know whye these here leeders is so smart, its becose thay got us Interllecturals to tel them whats smart!!! Thay is Smart becose thay lissen to The Inteligencia, which is us hear at Collidge and the Unavarsity. Them ordrinery dum peple whye dont thay jist Shut Up and do What their Told?? Thay shuldnt even be aloud to Vote anyhow, epsecialy the ones Who got Wihte Prifflidge thay shuld not vote.

Wehn Hillery is Electred Pressidint i hop she puts Tromp in jale and al them dum peple who Voted for him it ouhgjt to  be Aginst The Law to vote aginst her becose that is onely Sexism.

if yiu wanta be even Half smart yuo must lissen to interllecturals and do watt we tel yiu.

The War on Normal People

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Hey, here’s a campaign slogan I can really get behind:

Stop the war on normal people!

As opposed to, for instance, the imaginary “war on women” so beloved of liberal politicians, the war on normal people is real and we are sick and tired of it. Our national leaders and bosses wage it ceaselessly. And it’s high time it stopped.

If you work for a living, or even own a business that provides work not only for yourself but for others, too;

If you’re a Christian, as your family has been for untold centuries;

If you abide by the law, mind your own business, don’t require any special favors, don’t march in demonstrations, still have the sex organs you were born with, don’t blame others for every setback and demand the government make it right, with money earned by other people;

If you stay married, and raise your children in the context of a normal family;

If any of that above description applies to you, then watch out–America’s ruling class, along with America’s teacher unions and collidge prefessers  and nooze media types, have declared it open season on you. To whip up support among their favorite voting blocs, they have branded you biggit-hater-homophobic racists (if you happen to be black, the label would be “acting white”) who are at fault for every problem in the world and must be made to pay for it. They find you perpetually guilty of a slew of crimes and sins you may have never even heard of: misgendering, microaggression, or even the ultimate despicable crime of “humanizing the fetus.”

It’s all your fault. You’ve cooked the climate, it’s your fault that Syria’s a hellhole, you’re to blame for the Mexican drug gangs–and our rulers will shout your guilt from the housetops.

Go ahead, tell me this doesn’t happen. Tell me I’m wrong. ‘Cause I sure wish I were.

The ‘Everybody Does It’ Defense

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Return with me, if your stomachs can stand it, to those balmy days of Bill Clinton’s presidency.

There were two main lines of defense keeping this churl in office. One was “It’s the economy, stupid.” But the other really got to me: this idea that Clinton needn’t be blamed for his sexploits in the White House because–speaking of adultery–“Everybody does it.”

So there I was at the YMCA, and I challenged a whole locker-room full of men who were invoking this defense of Clinton. “All right, let’s just see about this! There are twenty of you here, and I don’t know your names, so I can’t possibly rat you out. Thus you have nothing to lose by giving me an honest answer. How many of you have actually committed adultery?”

And one hand went up. Just one. “So everybody doesn’t do it, then, do they?”

It goes to show how a reprobate for  a leader can undermine the moral tone of an entire nation.

What’s wrong with us, that anyone would even consider putting Hillary Clinton in the White House? She’s so crooked that when she dies, they’re going to have to screw her into the ground. How many other presidential candidates have been the subject of two–yes, not one, but two–ongoing FBI investigations in the middle of the campaign?

Have we really and truly sunk so low?