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UN Bigwig: Trump = ISIS

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One thing you’ve got to say for Donald Trump–everyone who’s bad seems to be against him.

A United Nations Commissioner for Human Rights–in his day job, he is a Jordanian prince–has issued a hysterical warning against “weaponized populism,” as practiced by Trump and others, upsetting their lovely citizen-of-the-world, no-more-borders applecart and it’s awful and we’re all gonna die if this guy gets elected, etc. (  https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/2016/09/06/un-commissioner-warns-of-weaponized-populism-from-wilders-trump-farage-turning-into-colossal-violence/ )

The prince issued his warning at a wing-ding hosted by the Peace, Justice, and Security Foundation. *sigh* Who would dare criticize peace, justice, or security? You’d have to be a biggit-biggit-biggit.

He called Trump and other non-globalists “demagogues.”

So remember, boys ‘n’ girls, on Election Day–the UN does not want you to vote for Trump.

Top Secret Trump Campaign Memos Leaked to This Blog!

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The attached video: This is how you do it.

Two top-secret documents from Donald Trump’s presidential campaign have been slid under my door. They both have to do with Trump’s recent speech at a black church in Detroit.

Document 1

To: Candidate Donald Trump

From: Image-R-Us Political Consultants Inc.

Re: Detroit Speech

Dear Mr. Trump–To defeat Hillary Clinton, you have to make a dent in her projected 95% of the African-American vote. We concur with your reasons for giving a speech in Detroit to an African-American audience; but we strongly advise you to imitate those techniques which, in election after election, capture at least 90% of these voters for the Democrats.

In short, we recommend you out-Democrat the Democrats!

It will be easy for you to do this. First, adapt your wardrobe to the circumstances, remembering that these are simple people who must be pandered to. 1) Wear a baseball cap sideways. 2) Get very baggy jeans and where them hanging low so that your jockey shorts show.

It will also be useful to tailor your way of speaking to this audience–as, for example, Hillary Clinton did in her now-famous “Ah’m bah no means taaaared” speech. See the attached video. Again, this will be easy to do. 1) Always remember to say “axe” for “ask.” 2) Listen to audio and cultivate a kind of “preacherly” delivery.

Finally, strongly imply that you relate to these simple people’s Hip Hop culture. Slyly hint about your “stash,” and suggest that if they vote for you, there will be plenty to go around.

When in doubt, always do whatever any Democratic candidate would do. Pander, pander, pander!

We hope we have been of service to you.

Document 2

To: Image-R-Us Political Consultants Inc.

From: Donald J. Trump

Dear Sirs–You’re fired.

Feds Rule ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ is Racist

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Never let it be said that the Obama administration has left any stone unturned when it comes to stirring up racial animosities.

You know that famous “Don’t Treat on Me” flag, from our War for Independence? Yeah, that one.

Well, an official agency of the federal government, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission–which needs to be de-funded and abolished–has ruled that “Don’t Tread on Me” is “racist”–isn’t everything?–and must not be allowed in any workplace. ( http://www.dailywire.com/news/8110/eeoc-decides-gadsen-flag-racist-hank-berrien?utm_source=dwemail&utm_medium=email&utm_content=080516-news&utm_campaign=position1 )

This is because some jerk complained that “as a black man he had been racially discriminated against” because somebody else wore a “Don’t Tread on Me” baseball cap to work.

After admitting that the flag and slogan are part of American history and have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any racism, the EEOC then ruled in favor of the whining, injustice-collecting pipsqueak–on the grounds that complaining that something is racist… makes it racist!

How’s that for logic?

Please, everybody–this whole government needs to be cleaned out, top to bottom. The only chance we have, apart from direct Divine intervention, is to elect Donald Trump. Not because of who he is, but because of who he isn’t!

Because Hillary Clinton and the Democrats sponsor and push all this evil crazy horse****, and anything other than a vote for Trump is aiding and abetting Clinton.

And if Trump then turns out to be no good, well, that’s another problem that we’ll have to deal with.

But first the “Everything is racism” party has got to be stopped cold–and, if possible, destroyed.

The Four Worst Reasons Not to Vote for Trump

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When all else fails…

One) “I’m waiting for the Righteous Candidate to come along, the one who’s as righteous as me.” Good luck with that, Sunshine.

Two) “His wife once posed nude.” You would rather it was…who?

Three) “He can’t rattle off the names of the leaders of every little dollar-store country in the world.” After Benghazi, do you really, truly want Hillary Clinton handling America’s foreign policy?

Four) “He’s not a real conservative.” Well, if you can find any kind of conservative at all, anywhere in the Democrat Party, you ought to take up dowsing. You’ll be good at it.

Bonus reason: “I didn’t like his TV show.” There is no answer to such a compelling reason as that.

Dems Plan to List GOP as ‘Terrorist’

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Soupy Sales–candidate?

Our secret confidential sources have revealed that Attorney General Loretta Lunch–er, Lynch–has been meeting secretly with leading Senate Democrats to discuss the feasibility of having the Republican Party listed as a terrorist organization.

“If they can swing it,” said one of our sources, “they’ll have Donald Trump arrested and jailed before Election Day.”

Another source said that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is in the process of discovering a Constitutional right to have only a Democrat for president. “This would effectively outlaw the Republican Party,” he added.

But that being the case, who then would run against Hillary Clinton?

“Attorney General Lunch–er, Lynch–thinks that in that event, American’s mainstream news media would have the right to select the opposition candidate,” said our smartest source of all, you’d be amazed if we told you who it was. “Right now, the leading candidate to run opposed to Hillary is the late Soupy Sales. Internal polling shows Hillary ahead of Soupy, 51% to 49%.”

Democrat Senators were seen to come out of the meeting with paper bags over their heads, added our source. “But I was there when they took ’em off,” he said.

 

 

 

Supreme Court Justice Bashes Trump

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Have you noticed how everyone who’s bad is lining up against Donald Trump?

One of the reasons our country’s founders gave Supreme Court justices lifetime appointments was to keep them out of politics. The justices are meant to judge cases on their merits, and not have any political axes to grind.

But now we come to Justice Ruth Bader “Way Out on the Left” Ginsburg, who recently expressed her horror of a possible Donald Trump presidency ( http://www.bendbulletin.com/home/4496206-151/a-justice-bashes-trump-too-far?referrer=fpblob ).

Do you think she’ll be fair and impartial in ruling on any controversies involving Donald Trump, his candidacy, or the election itself? If you do think that, would you also be interested in buying a deed to Easy Street?

But these people don’t even try anymore to conceal their contempt for law and propriety. They just do as they please, and the Supremes are the worst offenders of the lot. Whether it’s redefining the basic institutions of family life, or awarding the federal government ownership of our healthcare industry, the only law they recognize is whatever moves them for the moment.

Wouldn’t it be nice, someday, if we had lawmakers who actually obeyed the laws that they enforce upon the rest of us?

Report: Trump Turned Down $200 Million Offered to Him if He’d Pick Gingrich

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For a proper appreciation of this  news report, cue up this music from The Godfather

For what it’s worth–and personally, I’m not convinced it’s worth a lot–Donald Trump has rejected $200 million that was offered to him if he would choose Newt Gingrich as his running mate ( http://www.infowars.com/report-trump-refused-200-million-to-pick-gingrich-as-vp/ ).

Could we have a little Godfather music in the background, please?

According to stories all over the Internet today, Trump was offered a $100 million contribution by Las Vegas mogul Sheldon Adelson, and an additional $100 million by “the elite” of the GOP, to choose Gingrich as his vice presidential candidate. And Trump turned ’em down.

Well, look, if you’re going to accuse somebody, then accuse him–don’t just lay it on some nameless “elite” whose guilt or innocence can’t be proved. As for Mr. Adelson, he’s been a huge Republican donor in the past, he’s one of the richest men in the world, and I think we need more than Internet chatter to brand him as big a crook as this. After all, we’re talking about a corrupt act of truly Clintonian proportions.

Congressional Republicans who voted to confirm Loretta Lynch as U.S. Attorney General, when they could have kept her out, should have nothing to say in this election.

And as for you, who think “Oh, Trump and Clinton, there’s no difference between them!”–please. Do you think Hillary would turn down a $200 million bribe?

Always provided the story is true–and I think I need more proof.

I Got a Job!!!

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Imajjin how up set i Was this weeek wehn I fond out my dad he got a lowyer and somhow my dad he got oute of payin my Stodent Dedt and he stuck me with it!!!! For my frist 5 yeers hear at Collidge now i got to pay them $150,000 dollers!

Wel i toled my prefesser abuot it and “he” sayed No promble, “yiu can Work Offf this” dedt, thare is a new Job opening with the Collidge at its Haul of Scentiffick Exspearmints! Al yuo got” to doo is sit in a cage and peple thay wil pay to Wach yiu eat sox and undies and aslo to seee yore Moth antenners growin out of yore four head! and i sayed “A Cage, yiu meen lyke in a zooo???” But he sayed the Cage wil jist be to proteck me from stopid peple tryin to grab my Antenners to seee if thay is reel which thay is and that wuld Hurt!! And he sayed “It wil bee the most interllectural thing yiu” has ever done!!

Thare is other Scentiffick exibbits in the Haul aslo, next to me thare is a life Size Dummy of Donold Trump and iff yiu payed them 50 scents yiu Can stick “a” pin in it! And thare is aslo a Wite Privlidge Booth ware yuo pay a $doller and go inside and get cussed at enuf to last yiu All Weeek!

So my frist day at my New Job this old guy he sayes “Wel how abuot that! a genuwine old-fashened Geek!” and i sayed “yiu meen” a geek like a computer guy? and he sayed No, “backe in the Old days a Geek was sombody you payed to wach Him” bite off chickin’s head!” But its allmost as good he sayed “to wach you eet a pare of Undies” and Wiggle them Antenners” round and round!

So that is My job now and i get payed 5 $dollers a day so i can pay offf my Dedt in no time! and probly i wil get A raise affter i got My “degreee in” Gender Studdies wich shuld be any yeeer now!

 

Feds Ease Up on Order to Schools to Go Transgender

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Oops! They went a tiny bit too far, too fast, and now the Obama administration has to throttle back on its “order” to public schools in America to let boys into the girls’ bathrooms or else: so instead of an order, now it’s just a “letter of guidance” from the Justice Dept.–what???–and the Dept. of Education ( http://abcnews.go.com/US/obama-administration-public-schools-transgender-students-access-bathrooms/story?id=39081956 ).

Remember when the Justice Dept. used to go after guys like Al Capone? Now they go after people who are a bit slow to hop aboard the transgender express.

The “letter of guidance” admonishes schools to allow any kid to use any bathroom according to his, her, or its “gender identification,” which is to be whatever the student says it is on any given day. It comes with a veiled threat to cut off federal funds to any school district that won’t let the boys stand over the girls while they pee.

Excuse me? Did I just hear you say you weren’t going to vote for Donald Trump, or you just won’t vote at all, and you don’t care if Hillary Clinton is elected president?

Remember what not voting for Romney (warts and all) got you.

Is Trump an ‘Unmitigated Disaster’?

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I don’t like to disagree with Thomas Sowell. He’s a brilliant man whom I respect, and I’ve never had to disagree with him before. I do it now with some trepidation.

Today, in his townhall.com commentary, Dr. Sowell called the emergence of Donald Trump as the likely Republican presidential nominee “an unmitigated disaster” for the GOP, for the country, and probably even for the world ( http://townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/2016/05/06/an-unmitigated-disaster-n2158652 ). Gee, he’s that bad?

Sowell flayed Trump for his “unending reckless and irresponsible statements” and wound up hoping that some third party candidate would rise up strong enough to prevent either Trump or Hillary Clinton from winning, throwing the election into the House of Representatives and maybe winding up awarding the White House to someone, anyone, better than Trump or Clinton.

But for the time being, we face a very simple, however distasteful, proposition. We don’t really know what Trump would do as president; but I think we do know what Hillary Clinton would do, and God forbid she gets the chance to do it. In her case we are talking about a left-wing ideologue with a solid track record of criminality. So we are asked to choose between opening a door to a swarm of killer bees that will certainly fly out and sting us to death, or opening a door to the unknown. How hard a choice is that?

The American people are in this situation because we are governed by a political class, backed by academics and unions and movie stars, that has all but destroyed the country. That’s why Trump won all those primaries. That’s why millions of people are prepared to vote for him.

Dr. Sowell does not want Hillary Clinton to be president. That would indeed be an unmitigated disaster.

But until further notice, the only alternative is Donald Trump.